Being forced to respawn is really annoying.
Chapter 472 Xiao Yizhou Sings
Chapter 472 Xiao Yizhou sings
Xiao Yizhou got out of a Land Rover tall and tall, wearing a dark blue suit that fits snugly on his body, his hair was specially combed, and he looked even more handsome than usual.
Behind him, Hulala followed a group of handsome guys in suits. With the sound of firecrackers, everyone happily embraced Xiao Yizhou and walked towards Lin's house.
But when he reached the stairs, he was stopped by someone.
The ones who stopped them were Li Xu and Chen Yuze.
Li Xu just entered university this year. It is a well-known university in Zhejiang Province. Uncle Lin Baoyue and his aunt were so happy that they called Lin Baoyue as soon as they received the notice. Thank you. She has sent information and advice to Li Xu in the past three years.
In fact, it was Li Xu's self-improvement. After the grades came up, he found the joy of studying, and the test papers were not as boring as before. That's why the grades got better and better. By the third year of high school, he remained in the top five of the grade.
When Lin Baoyue got married, Li Xu, his cousin, asked for leave and rushed back.
Because Chen Yuze had always been treated as Lin Baoyue's younger brother, he also took the initiative to take on the task of blocking people.
Xiao Yizhou slapped the red envelopes he had prepared into the hands of his two younger brothers, and He Wenjie and Zheng Tao, who were following behind, hurried forward, hugged each shoulder, and squeezed out the space in the middle.
The two teenagers were helplessly controlled on both sides, and Kidd stamped his feet.
With an idea, Li Xu called out to the two people standing at the door, "Fang Deng, Brother Lin Chen, it's up to you."
Yes, at the door that goes further inside, there are Fang Deng and Lin Chen blocking there like the door gods.
The two brothers looked at each other, feeling a little helpless. Anyway, you two lasted for 5 minutes, but in the end, you were knocked down in less than 3 minutes.
Fortunately, Lin Chen and Fang Deng were both over 1.8 meters tall, and Lin Chen knew how to punch, so Xiao Yizhou and the others could not easily squeeze them away.
Luo Yan is getting old, and it is impossible for him to block the door like his two younger brothers, but even though he did not block the door, he and Ming Zhenyuan stood behind the two of them gloating and watching the show, and occasionally helped them ask some tricky and difficult questions .
For example, Lin Baoyue has been sitting for a long time, does he like to lift his left foot or his right foot first when he gets up?
How long should you brush your teeth in the morning and at night?
What color umbrella do you like to use when it rains?
Xiao Yizhou was calm and calm, answering one by one without even stumbling in the middle. His serious look made the onlookers think that what he said was true.
In fact, he himself is complaining in his heart. Do you know the answer to the question you asked yourself?
And he has been with Lin Baoyue for four years, even those casual actions, as long as he has the heart, he can still remember them.
For example, if she has been sitting for a long time, she will stretch her legs before standing up, and then stand up and shake her legs together.But even if Lin Baoyue himself hadn't noticed this, he was probably the only one who could remember it.
As for brushing teeth, who cares about the time when they are full?
But it is true that she brushes her teeth very carefully, so it takes a little longer in this regard.
What color umbrella do you wear when it rains?She can print whatever color she has in her hand, she doesn't pay much attention to this.And he bought the umbrellas at home, one blue and one black.So the answer he gave was blue.
Luo Yan didn't care about the answer when he came up with the idea, so he just joined in the fun, but when he saw Xiao Yizhou answered quickly and smoothly, he couldn't help but be stunned. At the same time, he was wondering in his heart whether what this guy said was true or just lying. ?
It always feels a little wrong.
But regardless of whether it's right or wrong, whatever you ask someone will answer you, with that fluent look on your face, you can't wait to rush to answer it.
In the end, Xiao Yizhou gave Lin Chen and Fang Deng a red envelope. Ming Zhenyuan felt that it was okay to be so blocked all the time, so he let them in when the time was about the same.
But after entering this gate, the bedroom door was blocked by a group of girls again.
Xiao Yizhou looked at Shen Lan helplessly, and asked, "How can you let me go?"
As he said that, he turned his head and glanced at He Wenjie, and the other party quickly took out a handful of red envelopes and handed them out one by one, and shouted while sending them back, "Ladies and sisters, please do me a favor, it's almost here, don't miss the auspicious time."
But everyone didn't like him at all. Shen Lan even folded her arms and raised her chin triumphantly, and said to Xiao Yizhou, "If you make it so easy for you to pass by, wouldn't we be blocked in vain? Xiao Yizhou, as an old classmate, gave us today For your sake, sing a love song first, and we will consider letting you go if you pass the singing."
"Yes, sing a love song."
"One song is not enough, two."
The smile on Xiao Yizhou's face froze. What kind of request could this group of aunts ask him to sing?
Liang Hao, who was following behind, couldn't help laughing out loud. Others don't know how well Xiao Yizhou sings, but he knows it well.
If you don't practice for a few days, just play a random song, this guy will definitely go out of tune when he opens his mouth.
Shen Lan discussed with Deng Weiwei next to her, then turned her head and said, "Just sing 'You are the wind and I am the sand'."
Xiao Yizhou:
God damn "You are the wind and I am the sand", is this a song that people can sing?
But Shen Lan and Deng Weiwei's proposal was actually recognized by the groomsmen group. A group of guys also echoed, "This song is good, this song has an atmosphere" and "Sing it, sing it, and get in after singing."
What's the use of you following a group of beasts?
He Wenjie also knew that Xiao Yizhou sang out of tune. If there was any song that was not out of tune, it would probably be the national anthem.
In order to save his brother's face, He Wenjie retorted bravely, "Such a girly song is sung by a man, right? Change it, I think it's better to sing the national anthem."
What?
National anthem?
Everyone laughed when they heard these two words, and the girls laughed and said contemptuously, "Are you kidding us? Is the national anthem a love song? No, you must sing 'You are the wind and I am the sand'"
He Wenjie turned his head and shrugged helplessly at Xiao Yizhou, meaning that buddies have tried their best, and the rest can only be depended on yourself.
Xiao Yizhou glanced at him in distaste, thinking that you tried your best, but Shen Lan flinched after being stared at.
Lu Yongcong didn't know that Xiao Yizhou couldn't sing, he just thought he couldn't sing this one, so he said, "Can you choose a song that he can sing? Otherwise, if you give him he can't sing, wouldn't that be embarrassing?"
Lin Chen added fuel and vinegar to the side, "It's not difficult for him, but do you want to make it easier for him?"
"that is."
"that is."
The girls agreed and insisted on not changing the song.
Xiao Yizhou wanted to cry, but he felt that it was really not easy to pass this level. After all, the first two levels were just a few brothers-in-law. Give a red envelope and say a few good words, and you can pass it with a hug and a squeeze.
But who dares to squeeze now?
He bravely opened his mouth and sang the first line, "You are the wind. I am the sand."
When this sound fell, the scene fell silent, and a few seconds later a burst of laughter suddenly broke out--
Hahahaha
(End of this chapter)
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