Reborn, then become a male god

Chapter 357 Yes, with the style of your brother back then!
To deal with this kind of brat who is full of little witch attributes, you can't let go, and the training will be over.

Otherwise, there is a high probability that you will make an inch of it!
On this point, Jiang Mu came to the conclusion from the little rabbit spirit.

"Woooo, do you know~"

Sure enough, being scolded by Jiang Mu in this way, the momentum on the other side weakened a lot, and the voice was aggrieved.

Xiao Jiangqiu is only five years old now, just at the age of kindergarten, and now holding the phone, his face almost fills up the screen.

Not to mention, the little guy's facial features are indeed quite delicate, even at this angle of death, he still looks pink and cute.

In this regard, emmm... I can only say that the genetic conditions of Lao Jiang's family are indeed good.

For example, Jiang Mu's skin condition was too bad at the beginning, but after the skin is improved, it's not bad, right?

However, if you compare it with Xiao Jiangqiu, it may still be much worse, and it can even be said that it is a bit of a waste of the gene of appearance.

Jiang Mu was also a little helpless about this.

Everything can't stand the comparison!

And from this point, one can roughly imagine how lethal a cute little porcelain doll is at this time, blinking her big eyes at the camera, looking aggrieved...

In fact, Xiao Jiangqiu's naughtiness is also inseparable from this.

Children have a strong learning ability. If they are not controlled a little at the beginning, it may be more difficult later on.

From childhood to adulthood, Xiao Jiangqiu found that as long as she showed a pitiful expression, both her parents and aunts and uncles would forgive her in an instant, so she naturally learned the secret skill of "passing the test with cuteness".

Jiang Mu used to be pretty much the same, he had been fooled by this girl quite a few times.

However, after going through it a few times, he saw through the nature of this brat, so he never gave her a good face.

It's quite interesting to say that Jiang Mu is the one who treats her the most in the family, but Xiao Jiang Qiu not only doesn't hate Jiang Mu because of this, but likes to tease him even more.

Usually followed behind his ass, "Brother Jiang Mu, brother Jiang Mu" yelled softly, and then leaned over to beg for a hug.

When he was very young, Jiang Mu refused to hug him.

Because this girl always likes to shake her snot bubbles, and there is still some after wiping, in short, she is very disgusted.

Now that he's grown up, his skin is white and tender like a porcelain doll, and he doesn't shake his nose anymore. If the other party didn't make a big mistake, Jiang Mu would still occasionally hug him reluctantly.

At this time, Jiang Mu also didn't listen to the other party's tricks, curled his lips, but didn't continue to say anything, he changed the subject casually: "Are you coming to my house to play tomorrow?"

"Yeah, that's right, mom and dad said they are going out to play mahjong tomorrow, let me play with you!"

Listening to Jiang Mu talking about tomorrow's events, Xiao Jiangqiu nodded heavily on the other end of the phone.

Although Jiang Mu's method of changing the subject was too blunt, but probably children are like this, their thoughts are shallow, and they forget what just happened in a blink of an eye.

Besides, if it was Mom and Dad, she might continue to throw temper tantrums, but facing Brother Jiang Mu...

Forget it, forget it, who made him my brother~
Xiao Jiangqiu sighed silently.

So, she happily chatted with Jiang Mu about tomorrow's affairs.

Probably because he wanted Jiang Mu to take her to the playground. Jiang Mu took her to play with the bumper car before, when she was young, she played in Jiang Mu's arms, and the impression was still deep.

"It's been a long time since I played~ I'm Ma Ma and they don't take me to play."

Xiao Jiangqiu pursed his lips, feeling a little aggrieved.

"Is that so..."

Jiang Mu scratched his head and also felt a little headache.

At the beginning, Xiao Jiangqiu was a little bit older. To be honest, taking the other party to the amusement park was purely because he wanted to play.

Think about it, how can a child who has to be helped to walk even think of going to the playground to play with bumper cars?
Ghosts believe it!

Although Xiao Jiangqiu is a little older now, almost in kindergarten, it is really dangerous to play bumper cars alone.

And according to the character of the sister-in-law and the others, there is a high probability that Jiang Qiu will not be allowed to play this kind of project.

Jiang Mu rolled his eyes, thought of something, and then nodded in agreement: "Okay, it's not impossible to go to the amusement park, but you have to agree to one condition."

"Really?"

Xiao Jiangqiu's big eyes sparkled suddenly, and he was extremely happy.

"Well, but there is one thing you have to agree to, that is, besides the two of us, there will be a sister going out to play tomorrow."

"Crack!"

At this moment, there seemed to be an external sound effect.

Xiao Jiangqiu suddenly stopped chattering, and the expression of surprise on his face was brushed away, then remained motionless, staring at Jiang Mu in front of him with wide eyes.

Seeing this, Jiang Mu patted the screen strangely, frowning: "What's the matter, the phone is broken, and the network is not good?"

"No, no!"

Xiao Jiangqiu quickly came back to his senses, shook his head quickly, then stretched out his little hands and began to wipe his eyes.

Jiang Mu: "...?"

Jiang Mu watched the other party's movements, and didn't come back to his senses for a long time.

It wasn't until he suddenly noticed that the corners of the other party's eyes were a little red, that he asked speechlessly: "No, you won't cry, will you?"

"No, no!"

Hearing this, Xiao Jiangqiu stopped wiping the corners of his eyes, then held the phone with both hands, his big eyes wide open.

However, compared to Xiao Nizi's stubborn mouth, the two little pearls dripping from the corners of her eyes are very honest.

Seeing this scene, Jiang Mu scratched his head in embarrassment.

There is also a hint of bewilderment.

Babies cry so easily...

Also, didn't he just say that he wanted to take a sister out to play, so he cried?

Not so much, right?

To be honest, although he had been aggressive towards Xiao Jiangqiu before, the other party had never cried in front of him before.

and so……

What should we do at this time?

Jiang Mu didn't have that kind of experience, so he could only try to comfort him: "You don't have to worry too much, my sister is very kind and gentle..."

He comforted him for a long time, but Xiao Jiangqiu kept silent, with an aggrieved expression on his face, and he couldn't tell that he was a bear at all.

Seeing this, Jiang Mu became even more worried.

Isn't this girl stupid?

"Uh, that, do you understand?"

Jiang Mu's mouth was dry, so he couldn't help asking, thinking that if this girl really can't accept it, let it go.

Xiao Jiangqiu paused for a moment, and his emotions were almost settled, and then he asked with some hesitation: "Well, then, can I still be your sister!?"

Jiang Mu: "..."

"No, what does this have to do with whether you can be my sister or not? No, why can you be my sister? You are my sister!"

Jiang Mu was directly overwhelmed by this brat's brain circuit.

As a result, under Jiang Mu's repeated questioning, Jiang Mu finally realized that it was her aunt who was chasing a bitter drama recently.

Probably the content is that the son finds a wife, and then he no longer has a mother in his heart. Anyway, it is those things at lunchtime, the struggle between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law...

Jiang Mu's expression became a little weird, and he complained speechlessly: "No, your mother is still showing you this thing?"

"Well, not at all..."

Xiao Jiangqiu blinked his big eyes, and said innocently: "Usually she would coax me to take a nap, and she would read it when I fell asleep."

"But she doesn't know that I'm actually pretending to be asleep. When she starts watching TV dramas, I will quietly open my eyes~"

When Xiao Jiangqiu said this, his eyebrows and eyes were crooked. If it weren't for the red eyes, Jiang Mu would definitely suspect that this stinky girl is acting again.

"..."

Yes, sister, with the demeanor of your brother back then!

Jiang Mu smacked his lips, but he still felt a little incomprehensible: "How does this matter between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law have anything to do with you?"

But Xiao Jiangqiu opened his eyes wide, and said innocently: "Well, doesn't it mean that men will change after finding a wife..."

"Clam?"

Now it was Jiang Mu's turn to be dumbfounded.

No, all the little kids these days are so 'vanguard'?

This is kindergarten, I know what a wife is, and a man will become...

Is this your line?
Jiang Mu turned on the complaint mode without hesitation: "Why are wives not wives, men not men, you are only so young, you know so much?"

"I'm not young! I'm five years old! I went to kindergarten last year!"

Xiao Jiangqiu muttered in her small mouth, and she really didn't like people saying that she was still young, a child or something like that.

"Yes, yes, you are a big boy."

Jiang Mu shook his head helplessly, after thinking about it, there is no need to haggle over with the little kid: "Anyway, I just mean one thing, tomorrow's big sister is very nice, you will always be my sister and my family, and then , we will play together tomorrow."

"Well, well...Although I haven't met my sister-in-law yet, I believe in my brother's vision."

Xiao Jiangqiu bit his finger, with a hesitant expression, but still reluctantly nodded his head.

Probably this meant that if it wasn't for Jiang Mu's face, she would never agree.

"I'm dizzy."

Jiang Mu almost fell down, and looked at the cute doll on the opposite side of the video speechlessly: "No, how do you know so many things?"

Xiao Jiangqiu opened his eyes wide, and replied honestly: "It's a vibrato."

"..."

The corner of Jiang Mu's mouth twitched.

No, I have to remind my aunt in the future that when I give the phone to this girl, I have to turn on the youth mode.

But after thinking about it, it seems that it is not necessary.

Although I didn't know as much as this girl when I was young, I didn't feel much better. I knew which sister in the class was beautiful in the second and third grades of elementary school...

Cough cough, the hero does not mention the bravery of the past.

Anyway, Jiang Mu felt that as long as he paid a little attention, the problem should be fine. Didn't he grow up like this and still look good?

What Jiang Mu paid more attention to was actually this girl's character, which might cause trouble more easily.

After all, children's learning ability is too strong.

Now as long as the family members talk about her, there is a high probability that they will show an aggrieved little crying expression, and it will be over. This has also cultivated the character of the other party who is not afraid of anything.

You still have to control it a little bit...

Jiang Mu thought, originally he planned to chat with the little angel for a while, but he ended up chatting endlessly after being entangled by this girl.

With a small mouth, he doesn't know how he can say so much.

In the end, Jiang Mu had no choice but to use his trump card: "You obediently return the phone to your aunt now, then go to bed, and I will take you to KFC for lunch tomorrow."

"Wow! Really?"

Xiao Jiangqiu's eyes widened, as if he had little stars, and he blurted out words of praise: "You are really my best brother, the invincible and best brother in the world!"

Got it!
The little kid's happiness is as simple as that.

Jiang Mu also felt relieved, confirming that this little girl really forgot the 'little episode' just now.

"Okay, then we'll see you tomorrow."

"Yeah, see you tomorrow~"
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Early the next morning, Jiang Mu was awakened by a knock on the door, and before he could get up, a cute doll with fluttering short legs rushed towards him under the covers.

"Wow, brother, I want to ride a big horse!"

The silver bell-like sound spread, and the joyful and energetic atmosphere instantly filled the whole room.

Jiang Mu was in a bad mood at this time, he threw the stinky girl aside with a dark face, glared at her and said, "Didn't I tell you to knock on the door to enter my room?"

"I, I forgot! I'm sorry, brother, please forgive me~"

Xiao Jiangqiu knelt on the bed, blinking his big eyes, with a pitiful look on his face.

Jiang Mu helped his forehead helplessly, sighed and said, "Forget it, wait for me to get up first, and I will take you out to play later."

"Great!"

"Forbidden, you're about to crush my bed."

Jiang Mu glanced over.

Xiao Jiang Qiu, who was about to jump up and down on the bed just now, shrank back instantly, hugged Jiang Mu's pillow, blinked her big eyes, and said, "I'm very obedient and sensible".

Jiang Mu glanced at it, didn't bother to say anything, turned around and went into the bathroom.

After a brief wash, when Jiang Mu came out of the room, his aunt, uncle, and his parents were sitting at the table drinking tea.

After a simple greeting, Jiang Mu took Xiao Jiang Qiu out.

He went to remove the child seat from his uncle's car first, but Xiao Jiangqiu's face instantly collapsed.

"Brother, I don't want to sit in this chair~"

"No, you have to sit down."

Jiang Mu said unquestionably, and put the seat in the back row as he spoke.

Xiao Jiangqiu knew that Jiang Mu would not pamper himself in the first place, and his parents would not agree to this kind of thing, so he could only get off the co-pilot with a small mouth.

After starting the car casually, Jiang Mu glanced at the sulking little girl in the rearview mirror, inexplicably amused.

After thinking about it, Jiang Mu changed the subject and said, "Your mother seems to be in a good mood today?"

"Hmph! It's not because you don't have to accompany me today, adults are all the same."

Xiao Jiangqiu folded his hands on his chest, and said a little old-fashioned.

Jiang Mu: -_-||
"Would you like chicken wings or a hamburger?"

However, Jiang Mu still has a good way of dealing with this kind of brat, and he just opened his mouth to seduce him with delicious food.

"Hamburgers, ah, no, chicken wings! No...brother, can I have both~"

Sure enough, Xiao Jiangqiu's attention was immediately attracted, his big eyes fluttering.

Usually at home, her parents don't let her eat these junk foods, so she can only try something new when she comes out occasionally.

"Then you have to behave yourself today."

"Okay! Brother, don't worry, our little Qiuqiu is the best!"

As Jiang Qiu said, he sat upright with his back obediently, like a good child.

Just as Jiang Mu was nodding his head in satisfaction, Xiao Jiangqiu suddenly asked curiously: "Brother, are we going to pick up my sister-in-law now~"

"..."

The corner of Jiang Mu's mouth twitched.

No, this is what you, a kindergartener, should say?
(End of this chapter)