Chapter 25 The Knight of God
When the dark clouds cleared, the sun shines on the earth again...

"Ah huh huh..."

Lin Hao looked at the ground and kept twitching.Liu Chuang, who made an inexplicable sound, withdrew the thunder and lightning he had released,
"You just... asked me to call you what?"

After taking back the thunder and lightning, Lin Hao walked up to Liu Chuang, looked at Liu Chuang who was still twitching, and asked indifferently.

"..."

Although Liu Chuang's sanity was no longer clear, after hearing Lin Hao's question, he still subconsciously shook his head constantly, vaguely, he could still hear Liu Chuang muttering in a low voice: "I was wrong , Master, I was wrong, I was really wrong..." and so on.

"Humph~"

Lin Hao smiled slightly at Liu Chuang, who still did not forget to apologize despite the convulsions. It seemed that the operation was a success.

I have to say that after a set of electric shock therapy, no matter how big the addiction is, I quit.

Time passed by, and about an hour later, Liu Chuang finally opened his eyes. He looked at the blue sky and the white clouds. He finally understood the meaning of the rest of his life after death. He was indeed dead just now. Now, he should cherish the rest of his life.

"woke up?!"

Just as Liu Chuang entered the sage mode and was thinking about his own life, Lin Hao's voice rang in Liu Chuang's ear.

"Ouch..." Liu Chuang immediately stood up from the ground when he heard Lin Hao's voice that impressed him deeply, bowed his head to Lin Hao who was sitting in the gazebo, and smiled apologetically, "Hey! You haven't left yet What? Just now, I, Liu Chuang, have eyes but don’t know Mount Tai. I have…”

Liu Chuang used all the vocabulary he had learned in his life, so that when he said the third word, the cpu of his brain started to froze. Liu Chuang regretted why he didn't learn more vocabulary.

"Okay, stop talking nonsense..."

Lin Hao looked at Liu Chuang whose CPU was on fire and waved his hand to signal Liu Chuang to be quiet.

"As ordered!"

After hearing Lin Hao's words, Liu Chuang straightened up quickly, gave Lin Hao a military salute, and then quietly waited for Lin Hao's arrangement.

"Your name is Liu Chuang, right?" Lin Hao first deliberately asked Liu Chuang's name, and then Lin Hao threw the issue of the compensation price to Liu Chuang to let him think for himself, "You said to yourself, you put my How do you plan to compensate for the garden being made like this?"

"This one……"

Liu Chuang immediately showed a bitter face when he heard the words. He looked at the scorched lawn all over the ground. To be honest, it has nothing to do with him that the garden has become like this. When Lin Hao flew, he used his back to overwhelm the lawn of two or three square meters, and the rest was destroyed by Lin Hao himself with electricity. How could it be his head? !
However, what made Liu Chuang most helpless was that he had to admit to the current situation, and he had to admit it if he didn't.

It was even more troublesome when Lin Hao asked Liu Chuang to explain the compensation method himself. Liu Chuang seemed stingy if he said too little, and he couldn't afford to pay if he said too much.

"I'll tell you the truth. I, Liu Chuang, don't have much money. You want me to pay for the lawn in your villa area. Even if I've been working for ten years, I can't afford to pay it for 20 years. But no matter if you ask me to pay I am willing to pay back as much as I want, and they all say that I will live a long time in the future, at worst, I will spend decades, hundreds of years earning money, and then repay you?"

Liu Chuang thought for a while, he thought for a while, he Liu Chuang has nothing to want now, only this piece of sincerity, he tried to impress Lin Hao with his sincerity.

But Liu Chuang didn't really intend to just move his mouth. He would definitely do what he said.

"Very well, since that's the case, you can work for me for 100 years!"

"It just so happens that I lack a door god to watch the gate..."

After listening to Liu Chuang's words, Lin Hao showed a slight smile and continued to preach.

"Huh?! 100 years? Look at the 100-year gate?"

Liu Chuang's face changed suddenly. He thought that Lin Hao would at least deal with him lightly, even if he didn't directly exempt him from punishment for showing his attitude.

"What? You don't want to? Originally, I planned to suppress you in the center of the earth and electrify you for 1 years! For the sake of your sincerity, I asked you to show me the gate of 100 years! Or you should choose Be the first! For you, 1 years have passed in the blink of an eye, very quickly."

As Lin Hao said, a flash of lightning flashed on his hands.

"Suppressed in the center of the earth for 1 years? Then look at the 100-year gate!"

Liu Chuang imagined the scene of himself being suppressed in the center of the earth, and immediately shuddered, then shook his head and chose the gatekeeper for 100 years.

"Pity……"

Hearing this, Lin Hao put away his thunder and lightning, showing a regretful expression.

"I thought you would rather die than submit!"

Lin Hao preached to Liu Chuang with his hands behind his back.

"Although we haven't studied for a few years, we are not stupid. If you are an enemy, no matter how strong you are, we would definitely rather die than surrender, but you are obviously not an enemy..."

Although Liu Chuang has never read a book, he is not stupid. After all, he is an old blind wanderer who has been in the society for many years. He is too sophisticated. Liu Chuang can tell that Lin Hao really doesn't want to do anything to him.

"You're pretty smart."

Lin Hao smiled slightly at Liu Chuang. Although Liu Chuang lacked knowledge, he was definitely not stupid.

"But 100 years is still a bit long..."

Liu Chuang was a little hesitant. It was really difficult for him to accept the 100-year-old gate.

"Hehe." Lin Hao looked at Liu Chuang, chuckled lightly, and said, "My house is very big, and the door is also very big..."

"How big is it?"

Liu Chuang was taken aback for a moment, and after thinking for a while, he asked.

"look up."

Lin Hao preached to Liu Chuang.

"Oh."

After listening to Lin Hao's words, Liu Chuang raised his head obediently. He looked at the blue sky, not knowing what Lin Hao meant.

"What did you see?"

Lin Hao asked Liu Chuang.

"Blue sky, white clouds, and the sun."

Liu Chuang thought for a while, and then told everything he saw.

"As far as you can see, that's the gate of my house."

Lin Hao nodded, and then preached.

"so far?!"

Liu Chuang was startled. The farthest place he could see was the sun. Lin Hao meant to let him guard the sun?
"It will be farther in the future..."

"But right now, you have more important things to do than guard the sun."

"Alien civilizations have descended, and countless evil gods have wreaked havoc on the earth. Liu Chuang, you now have a door that needs you to guard compared to my door, and you need to guard it even more than mine."

Lin Hao watched Liu Chuang speak slowly.

"What door?"

Liu Chuang thought for a while, but couldn't figure out why, and then asked.

"The gate of the country!"

Lin Hao said two words to Liu Chuang calmly.

"The gate of the country..."

Liu Chuang savored the word Lin Hao's "national gate" carefully, and suddenly a huge sense of mission rushed into Liu Chuang's brain. He knew since childhood that a good man should protect his family and the country, and his blood boiled for a while.

"evil……"

"No, I mean sir, please teach me, what should I do?"

Liu Chuang recalled what Ge Xiaolun called Lin Hao. He knelt in front of Lin Hao on one knee and asked Lin Hao for advice.

"Go to Xiongbinglian to find Sun Wukong, he will teach you what to do."

Lin Hao looked at the respectful Liu Chuang and nodded in satisfaction, and then preached.

However, after a while, Liu Chuang still knelt on one knee in front of Lin Hao, not intending to move.

"Why haven't you left yet?"

Lin Hao looked at Liu Chuang who was still kneeling in front of him and asked.

"Well, can you teach me too? I heard Ge Xiaolun call you Master. Obviously he has learned a lot from you. I also said how did this kid become so strong all of a sudden? It turns out that you are behind the scenes This great god is here, so I wonder if you can also teach me, for example, how stupid is the attacking enemy..."

Liu Chuang smiled naively at Lin Hao. He still remembered Ge Xiaolun talking about how to attack the enemy and how much to keep for himself, and then suddenly defeated him. He wondered if he could learn something too. Walk.

"Why are you learning this?"

Lin Hao looked at Liu Chuang and couldn't help laughing. He taught Ge Xiaolun this formula because Ge Xiaolun's strength was three points or seven points. Enemies, it is better to save your strength and escape, relying on your own invincible body, and exhaust yourself until the opponent is tired and you show your flaws.

As for Liu Chuang...

"Go to fight! Fight until your enemies are bleeding! Fight until your enemies are scared when they see you, and run away! Fight until you are invincible in the world, and no one in this world dares to be your enemy anymore! Go..."

After Lin Hao finished speaking to Liu Chuang, he waved his hands and sent Liu Chuang away.

Liu Chuang is a god of war, he doesn't need to learn messy things, fighting to the end of time is his best skill, to end war with war!

Meanwhile, Frazier.

At this time, it was in the period of the Civil War, and the soldiers were in turmoil...

Suddenly, a hole opened in the sky, and then a dark figure was thrown down like garbage.

"boom!"

Accompanied by a roar, the dark figure fell into the tent of the queen of the southern kingdom.

"Assassins! There are assassins!"

"Guarantee the Queen's safety!"

Accompanied by that roar, countless knights rushed into the camp. What they saw was Queen Ani Cid in bedding, and a soldier in black armor lying in front of the queen's bed. .

"Queen……"

The leading knight walked up to their queen, knelt down on one knee, and glanced at the disrespectful black-armored warrior from the corner of the eye.

"Let's go, knights!"

"This knight in black armor is no villain!"

"He is a great god who bestowed upon us the Southern Kingdom an invincible God's Chosen Knight!"

"The horn of counterattack is about to sound, we are invincible!"

Anne Cid looked at her knights and spoke eloquently.

"Thank God!"

The knights were surprised when they heard the words, and prayed continuously towards the big human-shaped hole in the tent.

It's a pity that there is no god they believe in in the sky above this land, only a green spaceship.

[The target has been delivered, and the return procedure is now going on...]

After confirming that Ge Xiaolun was sent to Frazer by her, Sister Lisa started the return procedure and disappeared into the sky of Frazer...

……

"My name is Ge Xiaolun..."

"Suddenly, I received a message from Master. He said he had something to ask me."

"From Master, I learned about the great changes in the world and the invasion of countless aliens. The entire universe is like a dark forest. Once someone lights up the fire, the higher civilization will search and plunder the lower civilization. It doubles my inner pressure."

"Master asked me again, should I choose love or power..."

"When the choice was in my hands, I backed down again."

"I don't know how I should face Qiangwei. To put it bluntly, it was my wishful thinking from the beginning. After thinking for a long time, I betrayed Qiangwei and chose strength..."

"Hehe, how ridiculous!"

"The increase in strength and invincible power still haven't changed me. I'm still that dick. Maybe it was a wrong decision for God to choose me to be the power of the galaxy."

"When I chose strength, I fainted..."

"When I opened my eyes again, I came to a completely different world, with knights, queens, barbarians, and demons and angels in myths..."

"I don't know what to do, I just know how to hold the sword in my hand."

Ge Xiaolun's eyes have become much firmer than before. He firmly believes that after a hundred battles, even the worst dick will become the most capable dick.

However, what Ge Xiaolun didn't know was that what awaited him was not a hundred battles, but a full 100 years!

"Knight of God, I wonder if you have finished using the toilet?"

Just as Ge Xiaolun was contemplating, the voice of Ani Cid's knights came from outside the door.

I saw a few blond-haired knights standing outside the simple toilet, pinching their noses, waiting for Ge Xiaolun to go to the toilet, and could vaguely hear these knights muttering: "No, this god Do the knights have to go to the toilet too? The gods can’t ask for the toilet? And the most important thing is that it still smells so bad?”

"You don't understand this, do you? The gods eat demons, so of course the excrement tastes different!"

There are knights who know better, and they are popularizing science for other knights who don't know much about the gods.

"Well, do you have toilet paper? I don't know how to wipe my ass..."

Ge Xiaolun felt that his legs were numb from squatting, and he asked the people waiting outside if there was such thing as toilet paper.

"What it is?!"

The knights outside looked at each other when they heard the words, and they all saw puzzlement in each other's eyes.

"No, I mean, on weekdays, after going to the toilet, what do you usually use to wipe your butt?"

Ge Xiaolun frowned, and suddenly an ominous premonition arose in his heart.

"When we were in the city, we usually used things like leaves and peels to clean up. Some rich people also used swan feathers. However, on the battlefield, occasionally we can't find tools that can be used to wipe our buttocks. Under the circumstances, we generally choose to use our hands directly..."

The knight thought for a while and replied.

"Ah?!" Ge Xiaolun thought he heard it wrong, "What did you just say? What do you usually use to clean your... ass?!"

"..." Several knights were silent for a while, and then replied in unison: "Use your hands."

Ge Xiaolun: "..."

After coming to another world, what stopped Ge Xiaolun in the first level was not a powerful demon, but how to complete self-cleaning without toilet paper...

(End of this chapter)

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