Tomb Raider: I Can Hear Antiques Talk

Chapter 21 Hello, Fatty King!

"Hey, hey, let me say, it's almost enough. If you keep talking about him, he is also the leader of the ancient imperialism and the landlord class. Today, we are co-writing to eat this big family who rebelled against him. Hurry up..."

The fat man's bear-like fat hands moved towards the owner of the tomb as if he was eager to break corn cobs.

"You fucking act softly, don't touch the corpse and startle that shit!"

While Hu Bayi was shouting, his hands were not idle, and he laid his hands on the rather delicate and pitiful corpse.Xiao Ran also hurriedly opened his pockets, and took all the undecorated Chinese porcelain that Hu Ba did not like and threw aside.

Even Yingzi followed suit, holding a broken iron sword picked up from the back room, poking at the crown, gold silk embroidered robe, and cloud-walking boots on the corpse, praising how beautiful the clothes are.

"Old Hu...Old Hu! Yu! Yu..."

The fat man pointed to the tomb owner's hand and said a little excitedly.

Hu Bayi looked at the two moth-bodied and chi-patterned double-walled biscuits, and his eyes were full of embarrassment.It can be seen that he wants it very much, but it is difficult to start because of Yingzi's rhetoric.

"Forget it, keep it for him!" Hu Bayi said these words with force.

Xiao Ran didn't know whether to laugh or cry, it seemed that he had to die again, let's see how to bring back the main line of the plot.

Seeing that there was nothing in the coffin, they turned around and went to the ear room to pack other porcelain.When he returned to the main room, Hu Bayi saw the fat man standing at the head of the corpse, planning to open his mouth to find the gold tooth.

"Fatty, you are so insane, at least I will leave it to others... Why did the candle go out?!"

Hu Bayi glanced at the corner of the wall, and suddenly shouted.

Everyone was shocked, but seeing that the corpse in the coffin hadn't moved, they hurriedly closed the coffin lid and nailed it up quickly.

After a lot of tossing, beads of sweat oozed from the foreheads of everyone, all frightened by preconceived stories like "people light candles and ghosts blow out lamps".

Yingzi really didn't know what to do, so he wanted to take off his mask and call the hunting dog to come in to strengthen his courage, but Hu Bayi stopped him: "Don't take off the mask, you can't kill ghosts even if you call the dog in."

"Old Hu, how much did you pay for these candles?" The fat man squatted on the ground and looked at the candles and asked.

"Two for one, I forgot too." Hu Bayi said.

The fat man pursed his lips: "You only want to save money, but you don't want to be good. Can't you buy such an important thing for five cents?"

"Okay, okay, next time I can buy from the United States, Japan, Western Europe..."

Xiao Ran interjected with a smile: "Why don't we just buy big red wedding candles, such a thick one burns slowly and is still festive, let's make a banner and write 'Warmly celebrate the complete success of the handover and donation ceremony of antiques and cultural relics'..."

Yingzi next to him burst into laughter, and the tense atmosphere in the tomb suddenly relaxed.

"What should we do now? Let's put all the things back intact?" Hu Bayi asked.

"Put it back? That won't work! Anyway, I rounded up these things today, fat man. If there is a ghost, then put me on the ground, otherwise I will round up the board and pry you!" The fat man looked generous.

Yingzi said timidly: "Oh my god, fat brother, don't brag, who among you can catch ghosts and eliminate evil spirits? I can't anyway. When the evil spirit really comes out, we all have to break this bump..."

Seeing this, Xiao Ran simply took Hu Bayi's lines: "Otherwise, maybe the candle just now was blown by the wind, not a ghost. Let's light another candle and put one back. If it still goes out, we will Put one more thing back. Don’t lose face, let’s treat it as a drill this time, with Master Hu’s sixteen characters..."

"Hey, I agree! If you don't say that Boss Xiao earns a lot of money and does big things, he's a fool! Let's put one back, and if we don't save face, we'll withdraw it!" The fat man interrupted Xiao Ran.

Hu Bayi who was next to him didn't expect Xiao Ran to say what was in his heart, and gave Xiao Ran a thumbs up: "Boss Xiao, you are really changing our customs for us. If there is a unit in our industry, why don't you Got to be a press spokesperson..."

The two of them were chatting, and the fat man had already placed the porcelain vase with three-color water pattern on the coffin board.

Xiao Ran saw it, it's worth it!He hurriedly took out a fancy ceramic bowl from his bag and replaced it.He took this pottery bowl in the ear room just now, just to use it at this time.

Anyway, according to the plot, everything on the coffin lid will be broken, so it's better to replace it with a cheaper one.Even if it is not broken... then there is no need to regret it.

He also deliberately explained to everyone that this pottery may belong to the pre-Qin period in terms of patterns and shapes, and it is more able to hold the tomb owner.

Hu Bayi looked noncommittal, and Fatty laughed while listening: "Yes, yes! The spokesperson said yes! The candle is still not extinguished. I think we are in the sixth act of Shajiabang—retreat?"

At this moment, the candle flickered for a while, and the originally faint yellow light slowly turned green as if being soaked.

Hu Bayi hurriedly called everyone to go over and watch, Fatty and Yingzi approached, Xiao Ran's scalp felt numb all of a sudden, the corpse would definitely come out of the coffin next time.

He hurried to the entrance of the robber's hole, swung his arms round, and threw out all three pockets filled with porcelain.

There were several muffled sounds, accompanied by a faint sound of "哗啦啦", Xiao Ran's heart ached like a drop of blood, and there were still a few whole ones left, so it was up to fate.

He turned his head to look at the other three people, and saw the green flames flickering a few times, and the three green faces that were photographed like dead ghosts were also trapped in the darkness.

"There are zongzi! Run!"

Hu Bayi pulled Fatty and Yingzi and ran towards Xiao Ran.

Xiao Ran saw that the coffin lid moved a few times, and hurried over to grab the three of them and pull it down: "Squat down!"

Almost at the same time as squatting down, the broken pottery bowl flew over to wipe the fat man's scalp, hit the wall and smashed into pieces.The fat man wanted to look up, but Xiao Ran pressed his head down again.

Immediately afterwards there was a loud noise, and the huge coffin lid passed over the heads of several people like a speeding car, and slammed into the tomb wall with the robbery hole, and the exit was instantly sealed.

What's the situation?Why is it still following the original plot?Didn't you touch his two broken things?Could it be the reason of Jifei Pill again?
But Yin Yang Jing has been competing with that thing all the way, and he is still trying his best to suppress it, and he can't even make a sound, it shouldn't be...

"Old Hu, why don't you discuss it with him anymore, let's keep a few more, so as not to make everyone look bad. Peace is the most important..." Fatty pretended to be calm.

Hu Ba looked around and found that the bags were gone.Busily questioning Xiao Ran with his eyes, Xiao Ran stretched out his finger embarrassingly.

Hu Bayi was taken aback, then gave Xiao Ran a thumbs up, and then took out the engineer shovel and the black donkey's hooves, and that fearless soldier's temperament burst out instantly: "Negotiate what! Yes! If he blocked my door, Mr. Hu will have his account cut off! If he wants to bury us with him, let this old warlord see who is more ruthless!"

Seeing that the fat man was still a little hesitant, Hu Bayi said: "Boss Xiao has already thrown those treasures outside. If you want to make a living and make a fortune, you can copy them and fight with him! We have nothing to discuss with him."

"This... can still be discussed..."

The fat man took out two green things from his pocket with a complicated expression, they were the pair of plague-stricken double jades with chi patterns on moth bodies!
Looking at the things in the fat man's hand, several people were shocked.Looking back at the coffin that had been erected behind him, the huge sauce-purple corpse had grown a layer of red hair without any surprises.

He slowly straightened his hands, the palms with long nails stretched out, and two crumbled scones were scattered on the ground.

"Fatty! What's going on?!" Hu Bayi asked.

"I don't think this thing is suitable for eating or drinking, so I thought about exchanging two pieces of cake for him, so I made it a sacrifice. Who knew that this old gangster is still a miser..."

"Your uncle! You traitor! You Khrushchev-like figure hidden among the people! You...forget it! Fight him!"

Hu Bayi was so angry that the fat man babbled nonsense, kicked the fat man's ass, and prepared to fight the red-haired rice dumpling.

Seeing the embarrassing expression on Fatty's face, Xiao Ran was very happy in his heart, what a godly assist, Fatty really has you, you will never let me down!

He pointed to the fat man's pocket and gave the fat man a thumbs up.

The fat man was taken aback, smiled and pointed to the fragments of broken pottery bowls on the ground, and also gave Li Ran a thumbs up.

Well, in Fatty's eyes, he and Xiao Ran are exactly the same.

Before the two of them could continue to cherish each other, the red-haired corpse had already jumped over with ten steel claws, wrapped in a strong smell.

(End of this chapter)