Tomb Raiding: My Family's Last Clan Chief is Little Brother

Chapter 36 Donghang Bei Spicy
Even the disheveled old woman was so frightened that she pulled her hair back and crawled back into the cave.

Taking advantage of the opportunity, Zhang Wuxun and the fat man moved the stone bricks and, with all their might, finally managed to cover the hole.

These stone bricks are damn heavy; I'd guess they weigh at least five or six hundred pounds.

The fat man was so tired that his eyes rolled back. He lay sprawled out on the stone slab, completely unmoved, while the old woman below him struggled and thrashed about.

Zhang Wuxun was also exhausted. He glanced at the battle on Xiao Ge's side and saw that it was almost over. He then dragged his weak body to Wu Xiaoxie's side to check his injuries.

On the other side, after the sea monkey was severely injured, the thick green blood at the wound began to gurgle and churn, like cold water being suddenly poured into lime, hissing and steaming.

Unable to endure the excruciating pain of the corrosive flesh, the sea monkey twisted its neck and tried to bite off the already rotten flesh at the wound. As a result, its mouth was also affected, and as if it were contagious, the sea monkey's entire face began to rot and collapse, with black smoke billowing out.

The young man was genuinely stunned. He looked down at the knife in his hand and saw that the flame patterns on it seemed to be absorbing the blood that had seeped into the blade, making it even more vibrant and eye-catching.

A thought involuntarily arose in my mind: There's something strange about this knife!
Take advantage of his illness and kill him.

The young man decisively chopped the sea monkey's head with his knife. With a swift stroke, the sea monkey breathed its last, its massive body crashing to the ground, ending its tragic life.

Although life is gone, the corrosion continues.

In the time it takes for an incense stick to burn, the sea monkey's corpse had completely turned into a puddle of foul water.

The young man sheathed the illusionary sword, squatted down in front of the pool of corpse water and looked at it, then turned around and came to Zhang Wuxun's side, returned the sword to him, and said nothing.

Wu Xiaoxie had been feeling dizzy for a while, but he had woken up now. He leaned against the wall listlessly. Zhang Wuxun took a chocolate from his backpack, peeled it, and fed it to him, while patting his head.

Wu Xiaogou was really badly beaten this time. He had a cut on his forehead and many abrasions of various sizes on his face. Fortunately, the young man restrained him in time, so his ribs were not broken, but a mild concussion was definitely unavoidable.

Tsk, poor kid.

When the fat man felt that the stone slab beneath him was no longer moving, he slowly got up and moved over to Zhang Wuxun and the others, leaning his head against Zhang Wuxun. "Quick, quick, give me a drink of water, I'm dying of thirst."

Zhang Wuxun thought it was too heavy and shoved it twice without moving it, so he let it go. He took out a water bag from his backpack, put it to the man's mouth and fed him a couple of sips, then became impatient and said, "Drink it yourself. Who are you waiting for to serve you?"

The fat man chuckled, took the water bag, and nudged Zhang Wuxun with his fat buttocks, saying, "We're brothers who've been through thick and thin together. What's wrong with feeding your fat brother a sip of water?"

Zhang Wuxun spat in disgust, reached into his backpack, and was about to take out some food from his spatial storage when he suddenly remembered that there was only one pack of compressed biscuits left in his backpack.

Zhang Wuxun lowered his eyelids and pursed his lips. "Um, are you guys hungry?"

After all that commotion, the compressed biscuits they had eaten earlier were long gone. Fatty was starving, but he knew that Zhang Wuxun only had one pack of compressed biscuits left in his backpack. At least the three of them had replenished their energy earlier, but Zhang Wuxun hadn't eaten anything since leaving the team.

The fat man put down the water bag, wiped his mouth, and patted Zhang Wuxun's shoulder. "What's wrong? Are you hungry? Kids are growing, you can't go hungry. I remember there's a bag of biscuits in your bag, right? Hurry up and eat them."

Zhang Wuxun yelled "Holy shit!" and said, "Who the hell is a kid? I'm just shrinking back, you don't know anything about this!"

Because of his injuries, which were kept in bandages to prevent them from reopening, Zhang Wuxun hadn't fully regained his original physique. He currently appeared to be twelve or thirteen years old, and with that face, he looked incredibly young. The fat man clicked his tongue twice and sighed, "If I had married earlier, my child would probably be about your age."

"Who the hell are you taking advantage of? Get lost!" Zhang Wuxun's face darkened.

The fat man laughed loudly, while Wu Xiaoxie silently grinned, holding his head, perhaps afraid that laughing out loud would aggravate his wound.

The young man sat to one side, glanced at Zhang Wuxun, and seemed lost in thought, as if pondering something.

If Fatty hadn't pointed it out, they would have completely overlooked the fact that Zhang Wuxun was actually just a young man in his early twenties. He just seemed so mature and reliable that it was hard to believe he was actually that old.

The threatening Fatty and Wu Xiaoxie raised their fists and made fierce expressions, which successfully made Wu Xiaoxie laugh so hard that his face hurt.

Zhang Wuxun sneered, "Serves you right."

After rambling on for a while, the atmosphere became much more lively.

Zhang Wuxun finally made up his mind, took out four boxes of self-heating rice with meat from his space, and gave them to the three of them.

Wu Xiaoxie held the box of Longjing shrimp self-heating rice, paused for a moment, moved his mouth, and realized that the chocolate in his mouth had not yet melted.

The fat man made two "yo-yo" sounds, tossed the self-heating rice with braised beef in his hand, and said with a half-joking, half-serious smile, "You even know so much about what I like to eat? Why don't you, Muyu, really become my son? When I get old, I'll leave you the Panjiayuan shop and my inheritance. How about that? Isn't that a good deal?"

Zhang Wuxun spat and pretended to snatch it back, saying, "Dream on. Do you think I'd have to pour your foot bath water if I were your son? I'm not some masochistic, fatherless person."

The fat man chuckled and nimbly twisted his hips to dodge.

"Haha." Wu Xiaoxie laughed and teased the fat man, while also giving Zhang Wu a suggestion, "Why don't you just give in, Muyu? Our fat man must have accumulated quite a fortune over the years. When he lies down on the bed, you can be the first to go up and pull out his oxygen tube, and all that wealth will be yours."

The fat man got anxious when he heard this, "Hey, Little Innocent, you're actually quite cunning when you're not innocent. You're trying to sow discord and ruin our father-son relationship. Muyu, don't listen to him."

"You two, get out of here and play with your eggs!" Zhang Wuxun's temples throbbed with anger. "Even food can't shut you up."

These two bastards stole all the bamboo shoots on the mountain, and the panda cub's dark circles under its eyes are all their fault.

“Learn from that young man.” Zhang Wuxun gestured with his chin toward the young man. “Don’t talk while eating or sleeping. Isn’t it better to be a quiet and handsome man?”

After Zhang Wuxun conjured something out of thin air, the young man subconsciously glanced at the illusion knife on the ground, then kept staring at Zhang Wuxun. Seeing that he was joking around with the fat man as usual and did not show any discomfort, he lowered his head and tore open the plastic packaging of the chicken stew with mushrooms self-heating rice.

All three of them selectively forgot a certain point.

This also made Zhang Wuxun breathe a small sigh of relief. Sure enough, his choice was right. The Iron Triangle truly lived up to its name.

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