Tomb Raiding: My Family's Last Clan Chief is Little Brother

Chapter 194: Tie
In fact, Zhang Wuxun knew the moment he got his hands on it that it was an empty gun, but that didn't stop him from using it to scare Hei Xiazi and vent his anger.

However, his hopes were clearly dashed.

Because instead of dodging, Hei Xiazi calmly picked up the gun he had used from his seat, handed it forward, and said with a grin, "This one has bullets, want to switch?"

"Go to hell!" Zhang Wuxun slammed the gun down at Hei Xiazi's feet, then clenched his fist and was about to punch him.

People around quickly stepped forward to mediate, saying, "Hey, hey, let's talk this out and not hurt each other's feelings."

"That's right, that's right. We're brothers who escaped death together, what's there to be upset about, right..."

"Calm down, calm down..."

Four or five people rushed forward, some grabbing his legs, others stabilizing his arms. Wu Xiaoxie went even further, grabbing Zhang Wuxun around the waist, and the group worked together to lift him out of the battle zone.

Black Bear, always eager for a good show, clicked his tongue and said, "Such a fiery temper; it seems the sheep's penis is indeed quite effective."

"Shut up!"

Wu Xiaoxie was furious and immediately retorted. This guy was really asking for trouble! Didn't he see Zhang Wuxun's eyes were practically murderous? And he still had to come up and stir up trouble!

Last night, while we were having mutton hotpot, Hei Xiazi took advantage of Zhang Wuxun's absence to go to the toilet and swiftly snatched the lamb chops that Zhang Wuxun had just put in to cook. He even put half a lamb penis from his own bowl into Zhang Wuxun's bowl, claiming that he was sharing the most nutritious part of the lamb with Zhang Wuxun.

When Zhang Wu returned, he didn't notice anything amiss. He only realized something was wrong after taking a bite, and he was so angry that he almost dumped the bowl and pot on Hei Xiazi's head.

However, the old man was quick to escape. The bowl that Zhang Wuxun threw only caught up with his butt. The red oil splashed on his clothes, and when the cold wind blew, the red oil solidified instantly, making him look like he had two bright red monkey butts on his head.

Everyone present nearly burst out laughing.

In the end, the incident ended with Hei Xiazi losing face and having to change clothes after his attempt to steal a chicken backfired.

When he mentioned it, Zhang Wuxun suddenly remembered, "Damn, there's that story too!"

Therefore, it became even more ferocious.

"Don't stop me, I'm going to beat this blind donkey to a pulp today!"

Zhang Wuxun struggled and broke free from the people who were holding him. He sprinted forward and delivered a whip kick diagonally towards Hei Xiazi.

Black Bear was startled and quickly dodged, his leg whip slamming heavily against the car door with a powerful gust of wind, denting it and shattering the glass.

Hei Xiazi quickly retreated two steps, and just as he was about to speak, Zhang Wuxun had already closed in and used his knee to strike his groin.

Black Bear was terrified and quickly put his hands together to cover his vital parts.

Zhang Wuxun grinned maliciously; this move was actually a feint, and that was exactly the effect he wanted.

Following the momentum of his knee raise, he delivered a left hook punch to Black Bear's face, knocking his sunglasses askew.

Black Bear didn't bother to cover his face. He leaned back to dodge the next punch and hurriedly went to adjust his sunglasses. Then Zhang Wuxun kicked him in the stomach with a controlled front kick, sending him staggering back several steps.

Zhang Wuxun pressed his advantage, delivering a high sweeping kick to his neck with his right leg.

Seeing this, Hei Xiazi's nonchalant expression vanished, and he became serious. He swung his left arm and bent his elbow to block, then grabbed Zhang Wuxun's ankle with his right hand and punched him in the back of the knee.

Holy crap, this is outrageous!
Zhang Wuxun quickly leaped up, bending his right leg to bring his body forward, while his left knee collided with Hei Xiazi's fist, blocking the attack.

Then, taking advantage of the momentum, he reached out and grabbed the black bear's neck, hanging on him and using the momentum to push him down, pressing his knees into his chest.

If that blow had landed squarely, at least two of his ribs would have broken. Black Bear was clearly aware of the danger and reacted quickly. The moment he fell, he bent his knees and thrust his abdomen forward, shoving Zhang Wuxun off his buttocks and sending him tumbling over.

Zhang Wu had climbed out while searching for someone, but a strand of his hair, blown by the strong wind, got caught on the screw on the temple of his sunglasses.

Just as Hei Xiazi was about to get up from the ground, he heard Zhang Wuxun yelling, "Damn it, don't move! Your sunglasses are catching on my hair!"

Black Bear was taken aback, then pressed his sunglasses, lay back down on the ground, and said with a helpless laugh, "You're a big man, how come your hair is longer than mine? It'll be such a hindrance when we're fighting."

"Get the hell out of here."

Zhang Wuxun rubbed his aching scalp, feeling frustrated and speechless. Too lazy to talk to him anymore, he waved to Wu Xiaoxie, "Tianzhen, come help quickly."

The two fought with such intensity that everyone kept their distance.

When Wu Xiaoxie heard Zhang Wuxun calling him, he craned his neck to look over and saw that the two seemed to have finished fighting before running over.

I was stunned when I saw the strange posture of the two of them with their heads close together. How come they were fighting to the death just now, and now they're like brothers, lying side by side in the sun?

"What's going on here..." Wu Xiaoxie scratched his head, "Uh... what's going on?"

Zhang Wuxun cursed and complained to Wu Xiaoxie, "We were fighting so well, but then my hair got tangled in this blind man's sunglasses. You better help me get it off. Damn it, no wonder women like to pull hair when they fight. It's incredibly damaging. My scalp is numb with pain right now."

Upon hearing the reason, Wu Xiaoxie burst out laughing, "Sorry, sorry, I didn't mean to, it's just... hahaha, it's too funny, hahaha..."

Wu Xiaoxie laughed as he tried to untangle it, but his hands trembled, and the more he tried to untangle it, the tighter it became.

"Wooden fish..." Wu Xiaoxie awkwardly withdrew his hand, "That seems to be unsolvable."

"grass!"

Zhang Wuxun cursed, his face turning green. He pulled out the dagger strapped to his leg and handed it to Wu Xiaoxie, angrily saying, "Cut it off!"

Black Bear waited patiently, and only when he felt the tightness of the sunglasses loosen did he stand up, his smug smile returning to his face. "Are you smitten now? How about a draw?"

Zhang Wuxun glared at him fiercely, took the small lock of hair that Wu Xiaoxie handed him—a pitiful lock of hair from his untimely death—ignored him completely, and walked with Wu Xiaoxie to Xiao Ge's side.

Wu Xiaoxie was trying so hard to suppress his laughter that he almost injured himself.

Zhang Wu went to the carriage to find water to freshen himself.

After the survivors recovered, some people wondered why the two had stopped fighting, so they asked Wu Xiaoxie.

At this moment, Hei Xiazi also walked over, dusting himself off. Wu Xiaoxie couldn't help but laugh when he saw the short hairs stubbornly hanging from the side of Hei Xiazi's sunglasses.

When the truth was revealed, everyone laughed.

Even the delivery guy couldn't help but smirk.

Zhang Wuxun tidied himself up, got out of the car, and tied his hair into a bun again. This time, afraid that the wind would blow it loose again, he specially tied two more hair ties.

After getting off the bus, Death Stared around, and the smiles on everyone's faces gradually froze.

Zhang Wuxun was finally satisfied.

(End of this chapter)