Becoming a Rich Man Since DNF Was Shut Down

April.

After the Chinese New Year, the anniversary did not come, and Arad remained calm.

The players just brushed the abyss, beat up the little turtle, and practiced Lukni.

However, on April 4, Arad caused an uproar because of a street interview.

In a program called "School Girls Are Coming", the hostess randomly interviewed girls they met on the street with the topic of "what kind of boy is a dick".

This was nothing at first, but now the word "diaosi" has become popular as netizens laugh at themselves.

What's more, the popularity of "Diaosi Man" made ordinary netizens generally think that there is nothing wrong with being a dick.

however.

After a girl appeared on the stage, she immediately made the DNF players angry.

"I think there are a lot of men who play DNF, and then they are the kind of dead fat nerds, and then it's like I've never seen a girl before..."

In the interview screen, a girl wearing a black and red top with slightly protruding cheekbones and flaming orange hair draped over her shoulders said with a smile.

"As long as there is a woman... there will be all kinds of things, just... you know, the feeling of swarming up..."

"Let's talk about beards, the kind of mustaches that you have, you know, the kind that don't have a beard, and the kind of sneakers that you usually wear, and then they look dirty, and then the socks are dirty. The kind that leaked out..."

As soon as this street interview came out, the attention was not high at first.

However, after being sent to Colg by a certain netizen, it immediately aroused the anger of 800 million warriors.

Mint Ben was slightly cool: "The air is shaking and cold, as a dead fat house, what did I do wrong?"

Classmate Naiyali: "I see that you are deliberately making things difficult for me, Fat Tiger... 5000 labor and capital can't make her intelligence milk reach a positive number!"

If you have a set, pick up the green old eight: "One set of fashion in this thin house is enough to wash your feet for one night... This person openly insulted the vast number of DNF warriors. The younger brother lived up to the expectations of the 800 million warriors. He has human flesh on the heroine's Weibo... In order to appease public anger, it is recommended to kill him."

In Colg, countless DNF players were filled with righteous indignation.

As we all know, DNF players can be described as hidden dragons and crouching tigers, not the dead fat houses that the other party said...

Soon, countless netizens went to the post bar of Shuangqing Technology and Business University.

All of a sudden, thousands of traffic poured into a university post bar and forum that was originally deserted just because of a woman's words.

Mammoth went to ban today: "Poisoned milk powder is more fun than your girls... Going out with you requires all kinds of fancy humor, funny, surprises... Fuck you, I'm tired of labor, don't ask me stories, those are the past , is a shiver more exciting than a flash? I don't believe it..."

Qingqingshu: "I have to stand up. According to the 75W votes, the illustration book is full. This crane has already drawn 15 votes. Each ticket is 2.7W, that is, 40 billion game coins. Converted to yuan, it is 1 oceans. During the period, the increase will be strengthened." , Ten sets of Spring Festival, large size at least 2 oceans...according to Footwashing City 398 once, 600 double flights...I can do 40 times a day..."

"However, according to scientific research, scientific sports are performed 2 to 3 times a week, and 12 times a month, so I can date her for 4 months... So, school girl! Do you know the power of 800 million warriors? Can you do it every day?" You are an earth, let me tell you..."

Philosophy button: "I will accept your wishful thinking!"

In the post bar of Gongshang University, there are also many tiger and wolf words, all of which are all insinuating about the girl who doesn't know good or bad.

And this interview video was quickly forwarded frantically among the major DNF penguin groups.

In the fighting spirit group.

The little hands are so white: "The fat house is crying! I am that dead fat house..."

Xiaobai sent a picture of a panda.

A crying panda pointed at himself.

Pictures of dead fat houses like this have been circulated in various groups.

Even the dead fat house was compiled into a Kong Yiji version.

Someone shouted, "Fat man, you want to come to the abyss again!"

He didn't answer, but said to Galantis, "Take a thousand tickets, and I'm changing a pot." Then he took out another 1000 challenge letters, and took out seven dog eyes from his pocket.

They loudly shouted on purpose again, "You must be called a dead fat house again!"

He opened his eyes wide and said, "How can you insult people's innocence out of thin air?"

"What slander, I saw you blow up a demon knife the day before yesterday, but the network was interrupted, and you were so angry that you sat down on your chair."

He blushed, with blue veins bursting out on his forehead, and argued, "A slightly fat body can't be considered a deadly fat house... Plump! Can you kill an 800W warrior with one blow?"

A series of incomprehensible words, such as "the abyss ticket is expensive", and "you can spend three days whoring for nothing for a day", made everyone laugh.

Dark City Square is full of cheerful air.

Anti-killing Run Dixuan: "Haha! Except for the president, I am the only handsome man in this group? To be honest, that woman doesn't have a fragrance, which is attractive to me."

Burning chest hair: "The school girl who said that DNF is a dead fat house, although she is well hidden, but according to my visual inspection of the distance between her knees, I transformed her figure and leg support plus the squeezing force of her legs. Judging The distance between his legs is five centimeters..."

Brother Chest Hair analyzed like a tiger.

Ji Ba Mao: "..."

Leaning on the sword and listening to the rain: "..."

Takahashi Ryosuke: "If you don't accept the water and the soil, I will obey you, Brother Chest Hair, please accept my knee... By the way, when will you drive tonight!"

"Nimma, a group of old drivers!"

Yu Qing was left speechless by the talents of these guys.

The time of DNF dead fat house is still fermenting, but the style of painting has gradually changed.

On the 26th, a proposal was reposted frantically in Colg and various game groups.

"Today, I will go to the best Internet bar for the team, preferably more than 20 yuan an hour, and put on a suit for me. Foreign brands are the best, and domestic ones are fine, but they must be specialty stores. Tie well, you don’t know how to tie a tie, and arrange an international first-line fashion mage to hand it over to you in the evening, don’t show your socks, don’t wear white socks, that’s an idiot, tie your shoes with laces, remember to clean them——A certain DNF Group announcement."

Three million warriors failed to protect Arad well, but a girl vowed to defend her last dignity with a single sentence.

And in the fighting spirit group, there was also joy.

The porphyrin said: "Brothers, put on your most handsome suits, drink more than 20 drinks, smoke the best cigarettes, go to the most expensive Internet cafes, comb your hair to look like an adult, don't embarrass the soul fighters ..."

In front of the computer, Brother Tiandi was overjoyed.

Burning chest hair: "Leader, I'm here in a suit and tie...I also brought a bag of Black Stone Forest and a bottle of 82-year-old Lafite..."

Chapter 7 of Ye Ye: "Brother Qing, I don't have a suit, what should I do?"

The little hand is so white: "Go to a certain treasure to buy, there is already a special 'suit for group'..."

Fat House Xiaobai posted a screenshot.

In the picture, the customer service of a certain treasure recommends a suit + tie for 138 yuan, which is very suitable for Arad warriors and used to play groups in Internet cafes.

That puffy girl said: "Niema, who are you looking down on? Give me a whole set of more than one thousand! One set for each person! All the consumption tonight will be paid by Mr. Yu!"

Brother Tiandi roared angrily.

138 Dayang's suit, can that also be called a suit?

Wear it out, don't give me the Arad warrior, shame on me?
Anyway, this amount of money is not even a drop in the bucket for that damned rich man.

Leaving Sadness: "I didn't say this, who said it, who do you ask for money!"

Yu Qing didn't bother to pay attention to this guy.

This guy is Aristotle's younger sister, Jenny Masto...

However, the meme of playing in a suit in a suit is also spreading.

In the mainstream media, a topic of "800 million dead and fat houses come to report" successfully became the second most searched list on Weibo.

Even the game official posted a Weibo in the afternoon to share about the team day in suits.

And on this day, the major anchors in the DNF circle, Jiu Ri Bao Bao, Ruo Xiangxi, Gun Soul Bengzi, Eiji, Yi Chuan Nai, Crazy Nai Da Shuo...

They also put on the most handsome suits one after another, sat in front of the computer, and played a group seriously.

Dama Monkey live broadcast room.

"Look at your approval sample, your...sneakers? Damn it..."

Dama Monkey is wearing a pure black suit with a bow tie and a white shirt inside.

He raised his foot and stepped on the computer desk.

"Authentic Hermès...my outfit is the trendiest and most handsome I've ever worn. I haven't even dressed so formally for my wedding!"

The big horse monkey puts his hands in his pockets and doesn't know what an opponent is.

"Haha, look at your appearance! Why do you look like a hotel waiter?"

"The national costume is responsible for the appearance of the fat house, the first licking king in the national costume, the first white suit in the national costume! Sao!"

"Wishing Han Xixi's seduction, Xixi's breath, and Xixi's sound!"

In the live broadcast room, the air was full of joy.

Then, Da Ma Hou opened the live broadcast room of Brother Sword Soul Tuhao and began to observe.

Big Horse Monkey: "I'm telling the truth, Brother Sword Soul's suit is average! Not as handsome as me!"

Today, Brother Sword Soul Tuhao is also wearing a brown cardigan suit, but without a butterfly.

With a bullet shaved head for his bulk, he looked reasonably clean.

"Brother bustard, you are tied with a bow, just like a sand sculpture!"

Brother Sword Soul Tuhao saw the big horse monkey coming to the room, and said to the live broadcast room.

"Look at your ugly face... Some people say that I look like a high-end hotel waiter, but you look like a contractor!"

The big horse monkey joked.

The two chatted in the air.

However, after the big horse monkey finished teasing, he still gave the other party a month's guardianship.

Then, he turned to the other female anchors' rooms and checked them out.

Like Tingbao, she is wearing a white women's suit today, and Qiqi is wearing a white suit.

"Tingbao! You are in a sexy suit!"

Da Ma Hou joked, and after finishing speaking, he also gave gifts to these female anchors.

In short, today's macaques can be called panda bullies.

……

Yu Qing came to the public channel of the turtle group.

Open it and look around, all kinds of dead fat house group names.

"The dead fat house led the team to 5R for a while~"

"We are not dead fat house!"

"Guangnan Electromechanical killed the fat house to attack the fortified group..."

"Dream chasing and flowing water, dead fat house cut legs strong group, come to strong C, can paddle..."

……

"interesting……"

Yu Qing also used a trumpet to set up a running water group, and then called a group of dead fat houses to paddle.

He was just wearing a tailored suit today too... sitting upright.

After all, the suit team day is an exclusive festival for the Arad warriors.

As the number one sword soul in the national server, I can't be sloppy!