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Chapter 750 To Sing This Song, You Need to Have a Small Waist
The concert ended around eleven o'clock, and they participated in the celebration banquet after the next session. When Wu Hu and the others returned home, it was already past one o'clock.

Because Yahuazi came back, although Kimchi Sanyou came back, he followed Tietie and Mina and went directly to their villa.

As for Milk Tea Lun and Little Mimei, they didn't stay at Wu Hu's place tonight, but directly checked into the hotel.After all, Yahuazi came back today, and the relationship between him and Wu Hu must be Xiao Biesheng's newlyweds. If he ran over with his little girlfriend, wouldn't that be a hindrance to others!

Especially between Wu Hu and Ya Huazi, there are Mina and Tie Tie sandwiched between them.

As for the Three Friends of Kimchi, Milk Tea Lun didn't dare to expand his imagination, after all, it was too exaggerated.

Back home, Wu Hu picked up Yahuazi and went upstairs, but Yahuazi pulled his cheek angrily and asked, "What are you doing? I haven't forgiven you yet!"

"Forgive me? What did I do wrong again?"

"Should I remind you? Grammy day!"

"Oh! You said I won a big prize! Hiss~~ It hurts, it will disfigure me."

"You are so thick-skinned, I just teased it, and I didn't pinch it with my nails..." Ya Huazi snorted, "Be honest, did you fool around with that golden silk cat?"

"If I say no, you won't believe it..."

"What do you think?"

"Let's do it! I'll prove it to you with my actions."

"How to prove it? Call her and call her shameless?"

"Tsk! This is too cruel, and no friends will do it in the future. Now, I'll let you check my ammunition inventory, it's okay!"

"Bah! Smelly bastard!"

Yahuazi scolded and kicked her little feet, and was carried into the room by Wu Hu.

After a while, there was a burst of "Guanghan Breaking the Array Song" in the room.

Yahuazi had no chance to check his ammunition inventory, and fell asleep long ago. In the end, it was Wu Hu who cleaned up the crime scene.

After cleaning up, Wu Hu simply rinsed off, went downstairs and went out.

On Tie Tie's side, several women haven't fallen asleep yet, they are actually waiting for him.

The little girl who was wearing a white men's shirt yelled 'Ouba' when she saw Wu Hu enter the door, then rushed up and jumped on top of him.

Mina didn't show weakness either, seeing that there was no place ahead, she jumped on Wu Hu's back.

Wu Hu glanced at the other three people in the hall, but he didn't see Da Meili, and he didn't know if Tie Tie didn't invite her, or she was too embarrassed to come and have fun together.

At dawn, Wu Hu withdrew from the fragrance.Looking at the beautiful legs like Lin, Wu Hu couldn't help sighing secretly: It's really hard to imagine the happiness of the Kimchi Consortium!
After a brief wash, they covered them with quilts. Taking advantage of the faint light in the morning, Wu Hu rubbed his waist, walked home with a little vain footsteps, and fell asleep with his teeth in his arms.

When he woke up the next day, he felt the itching from the end of his nose, and he knew it was Yahuazi who was playing tricks on him.So he didn't even open his eyes, he turned around and hugged Yahuazi, his head twitched, and he muttered, "Lucy, don't make trouble, let me sleep for a while."

Then there was a pain in his ear, "Fatty Tiger, tell me the truth, who is that Lucy? Why do you even have a woman with such a bad street name..."

"Oh! It's really over." Wu Hu directly interrupted her.

"You know it's over, right? Hmph!" Ya Huazi gritted his teeth.

Wu Hu reached out and tapped her forehead, "What I'm saying is, your current IQ is really screwed up. If I really have something to do with some Lucy, it will still be a kind of flower language? Use your beautiful and cute little brain to think carefully. think about it!"

"..."

The corners of Yahuazi's mouth twitched, knowing that he had been tricked by this guy, so he turned angrily and sat astride him, ready to torment him.

Wu Hu let her torment, while picking up the mobile phone on the bedside table to check the time.

It's still early, less than ten o'clock.

However, the WeChat SMS in the mobile phone is already 99+.

Opened the WeChat, it was full of congratulatory messages.

Wu Hu looked at them one by one, but didn't return, he really couldn't come back.

At this time, on the Internet, the headlines were almost dominated by the news of Wu Hu's singing. The media praised him from various aspects, and I don't know how many people Warner Records invited to write articles to praise him.In short, from the attendance rate to the star audience supporting the scene, to the persuasiveness of the stage, to Wu Hu's singing skills, all aspects are full of praise.

It also includes the number of viewers on the Douyin platform and Penguin Video. Combined, the number of online viewers of this concert has exceeded 2000 million.

The box office of the two movies at that time that night was simply dismal.

Some people exaggerated Wu Hu's influence from this perspective, making it hard for people to complain.

However, some of the exaggerations are indeed a little nasty, even Wu Hu himself thinks it is a bit too much, what is No. 1 in the international music scene, the top superstar Yun Yun after MJ in the music scene.

Although he thinks that his current popularity is indeed in the top position, but if he wants to say No.1 in the international music scene, this makes Wu Hu feel a little embarrassed.

After all, as a flower grower, you can't be so arrogant, you have to keep a low profile!
Just like the woman in front of me who doesn't know how to keep a low profile, she has to be taught a lesson.It was already eleven o'clock when Wu Hu went downstairs after teaching Yahuazi a lesson.

As soon as I went downstairs, I saw a few women sitting downstairs. Tietie and Sister Strawberry were cooking in the kitchen; the baker was watching TV while stroking the fairy cat Beibei; the little girl was lying in Mina's arms In the movie, with Mina picking her chin, a strange scene was staged.

Wu Hu was a little suspicious, did Mina awaken some strange attributes that she shouldn't have?
"Oppa!"

Seeing Wu Hu coming downstairs, the baker said hello to him.

Wu Hu asked with a smile: "Why don't you take a rest?"

"Isn't Ouba going to Haicheng in the afternoon? We are planning to go there together."

Go to Haicheng in the afternoon, take a day off tomorrow, go to the concert site to rehearse the day after tomorrow, and the Haicheng concert will start the day after tomorrow.The current four concerts are scheduled in four first-tier cities in China, and will last for half a month, neither long nor short, and there is no need to hurry.

Especially the last two games were in Guangdong Province, the distance between the two cities is not far.

Originally, Wu Hu planned to arrange a match in his hometown provincial capital, but President Chen felt that none of the four first-tier cities could be left behind. After all, it was all about money.

If he wants to have a concert in Fujian Province, then add one more.

Wu Hu thought about it, so he had to wrong the fellow first, and wait until July and August.

However, the provincial capital of Fujian Province in July and August is too hot, which is a bit frustrating.

Kimchi Sanyou will be on stage at the Shanghai Magic City concert. Originally, Wu Hu thought they would come to Shanghai Magic City to meet him tomorrow, but unexpectedly they came last night and gave him a surprise.

At this time, Tie Tie came out with a plate of shredded pork with green peppers, "Brother Hu, is Qian Qian still awake?"

"Oh! Hurry up!" Wu Hu glanced at the second floor, then at the black cat squatting on the coffee table, "Dongdong, go and ask your master to go downstairs for dinner!"

The black cat turned to look at him. It was impatient, but when it saw Wu Hu's half-smile, it meowed, jumped off the coffee table, and ran towards the second floor.

"Wow! Dongdong is too smart!" Aiyo, lying in Mina's arms, exclaimed in a kind of flowery language that smelled of pickles.

Hearing Aiyo little sister's flower language that was more and more like that, Wu Hu asked: "Aiyo, have you ever learned how to play flowers?"

Ouch, little girl nodded and said, "Of course, I can also sing your song "Red Ling"!"

"wait for me a while."

As Wu Hu said, he turned and went upstairs to the study room, and took out the extra song "Nan Que" from the pile of old papers in the drawer.

In this pile of old papers, there are not only the songs he copied, but also the movies he copied.

Seeing Wu Hu going downstairs with a piece of paper and handing it to Little Sister Aiyo, the cake maker stretched her head to read it, and then hummed along to the music score.

It's a pity that she doesn't know which line to sing in an opera tone, and her flower language has a clear flavor of pickles, which sounds a bit weird.

Speaking of which, the three pickle girls, although their language of planting flowers has a taste of pickles, they have actually spoken quite well, and it is only a little bit worse than Qiu Ciyan who came to the flower planter to develop early.If it is singing, it can still be adjusted by singing more.

For example, when little sister Aiyo sang the Huayu version of "Little Lucky", just listening to her voice alone, it was actually hard to tell that she was a kimchi girl.

Just because of her acting style, Wu Hu was a little worried that she would not be able to perform that essence. After all, it is the quintessence of flowering, and it is difficult to master if you don't take the time to learn it.

In another time and space, this is a popular song on the Internet more than ten years later. After it became popular on the Douyin platform, it has been sung and adapted by countless people.

This song expresses the bitter helplessness of the actors on stage.It's just that compared with "Chi Ling", it lacks the feelings of worrying about the country.However, coupled with the gorgeous rhetoric and the popular ancient style opera at that time, this ancient style song quickly became popular on the Internet.

Of course, what impressed Wu Hu the most was the small waist of Xiliu Fufeng and the long legs as white as jade that appeared from time to time in the video, the favorite of LSPs.

Wu Hu had to admit that it was for that reason that he listened to the entire song, and the more he watched it, the more...err wrong, the more he listened, the better he got.

When Wu Hu was instructing the little girl to sing this song with an opera accent, the baker said with some taste: "Ouba, I can also sing with an opera accent!"

Wu Hu glanced at her plump waist, coughed lightly, and said, "Singing this song, you have to have a slim waist, otherwise you won't be laughed at."

"..."

The cake maker was a little speechless, but the little girl Aiyo laughed out loud.

Hearing the sarcasm laughter from Aiyo little girl, Bakery Girl pretended to be angry and said, "Ouba, are you disliking me for being fat?"

"Of course not! In comparison, I actually like your figure better!"

As a result, his words directly offended several people, and Mina couldn't help giving him a kick, because among them, she was also one of the thin waists.

But the waist is the thinnest, and the waist-to-hip ratio is the best.Ouch, my little girl's waist is thin and thin, but the waist-to-hip ratio is worse than Tie Tie.

In terms of waist-to-hip ratio, even Yahuazi can't compare with Tie Tie.

This is why Wu Hu likes to hold Tie Tie from behind the most.

……

"Yo, it's all here!"

Ya Huazi hugged her wet hair with a towel, and went downstairs in a bathrobe. When she saw everyone, she greeted them. Everyone was familiar with her, and she didn't care about her clothes.She was not surprised at all that these women appeared at home, "Fat Hu, blow my hair!"

Wu Hu knew that this was Yahuazi showing her status and authority, and she never asked Wu Hu to help her, but Wu Hu went to help her like a dog.

Of course, that can be regarded as a sweet little interaction between couples, which can enhance the relationship.

"Wash your hands and eat, everyone!"

As a result, Sister Strawberry came out with the dishes and greeted everyone.

During the meal, Wu Hu asked Mina and Yahuazi, "Is there any publicity work tomorrow?"

Mina looked reluctant, as if she really wanted to be passive and sabotage, "Of course! I'm exhausted, I never thought being a heroine would be so miserable."

Ya Huazi glanced at her speechlessly, "Just be content! No matter how many people want to be a heroine, they have no chance! Moreover, the box office of their debut works has already reached [-] million, and it is very likely to exceed [-] million. How many actors are there? Achievements that were never dreamed of.”

Ya Huazi was a little angry, and she really should be angry, because only one of her works, "The King of Kung Fu", has such a score, but this movie actually lost money.

Moreover, the box office of "The King of Kung Fu" is less than 2 million yuan.In comparison, the reputation of "Xiu Chun Knife [-]" and the box office of Hua Hua are much higher.

The movies she made after that didn't have a box office of [-] million.

Of course, in these two movies, it is not the heroine who plays the leading role. It can even be said that if you change the heroine casually, the results will not differ too much.

The highlight of "The King of Kung Fu" is actually the first joint confrontation between the eldest brother Cheng and the Kung Fu Emperor.This is the biggest reason why Wu Hu will be admitted to the movie theater. The reason for Yahuazi is a secondary one. Even without Yahuazi, he would also be admitted to the movie theater.

The highlight of "Embroidered Spring Knife 2" is not with Meina. If you choose another actress as the heroine, many fans will also go to the cinema.

In contrast, many of the fans who watched "Xiu Chun Knife 2" are fans of Wu Hu and Ya Huazi. In terms of box office appeal, Ya Huazi is definitely better than Mina.

Mina's muddy appearance that can't support the wall makes Yahuazi very speechless, but she also knows that Mina is just acting like a baby with Wu Hu, so she is even more angry.

Facing Yahuazi's dangerous gaze, Mina smiled nonchalantly. She has always been keen on provoking Yahuazi, even though she would be punished by Yahuazi afterwards.

In the end, Tie Tie also scolded her, "You are so full that you don't know how hungry you are! It means that Brother Hu is protecting you and giving you the opportunity to play the leading role, otherwise you will suffer!"

Facing Tietie's scolding, Mina didn't continue to blow her wings, "Got it! I just complained, and I didn't talk nonsense in front of the media."

Wu Hu didn't intervene when Ya Huazi and Tie Tie were educating Mina, although what Tie Tie said was inaccurate in some places.In fact, Mina can easily get the role of the heroine just because of her appearance, which has been proven in another time and space.It's just that her acting skills are just like that, and after a long time, her development prospects will also be like that.

(End of this chapter)