Quick Wear: The Daily Showmanship of the Face-Slapping Maniac

Chapter 350 Chapter 350 Miss Love Brain (Extra)

When Liu Ce's family left Liujia Village at first, they were very arrogant.

Mother Liu was in the village, and she deliberately showed off loudly when she met everyone: "The old fortune teller who passed by the village before said that I have a good life and a noble life that enjoys blessings. Sure enough, Ah Ce is going to pick me up now." Huaijing is here, it's the capital city under the emperor's feet, it can't be more lively, in the future, if you want to see me, it will be difficult."

On the other hand, Liu's father acted aloofly, and others would ignore him when they talked to him, as if he was some noble lord.

Coupled with the fact that Liu Xiaolian's eyes are so long in the sky, and no one can look down on her appearance, it is even more unpopular with the villagers.

However, Liu Ce is the only scholar in the village, and everyone is counting on him to pass the examination in the future and help the people in the village to be exempted from taxes and corvee.

So even if everyone hated the lily of the Liu family, no one really spoke to them. At most, they couldn't see it, so they turned around and left.

Later, when I saw Liu's father quietly returning to the village, but he was selling houses and land, everyone in the village was secretly watching jokes.

He also said that he was picked up by his son to enjoy the blessings, but he has never seen anyone who went to enjoy the blessings, and even sold the inheritance passed down from his ancestors on purpose. It is really shameful.

But when the people in the village got good jobs and went to Huaijing to work in the noble man's village together, everyone couldn't care less about the Liu family.

The big guy just thinks that if this job can be done for a long time, it will already be a beautiful thing that surpasses the gods.

However, this job was finally lost because of Liu Ce, which caused everyone in Liu Family Village to hate Liu Ce.

After all, Liu Ce won the exam, so there is a limit to how much he can help in avoiding taxes, and he must only help the few families closest to him.

But the money they get for the good job is real, and every household in the village has a share. Even though they have only done the work for more than ten days, the manager has settled the bill for them.

But now the errand is gone, and it's because Liu Ce cheated the lady, so how can people not blame him?

Originally, the big guy was kicked out overnight by the steward, and his heart was full of anger, but later he was tricked by Liu Ce's sweet words, and the anger became even stronger.

Luckily, they still believed what Liu Ce said, which made them go back to work in Zhuangzi, but in the end, it was all deceitful nonsense.

If it wasn't for the fear of being implicated by Liu Ce, they would have wanted to teach the Liu family some lessons, but it was a pity that considering the nobleman Liu Ce offended was so valuable, everyone was afraid of being implicated, so they had to rush back to the village in desperation. The Liu family cursed to death.

So much so that after the Liu family also returned to the village, their life suddenly became sad.

Not all people in Liujia Village are good-natured, there are always a few wives who love to care about every detail, and villagers who like to make things worse and make things worse.

Coupled with the fact that this job requires a lot of people, almost every household in the village has someone to go to it. Liu Ce has affected everyone's interests, and made the villagers in the whole village very dissatisfied with him.

It was Village Chief Liu who learned that Liu Ce had cheated noble people outside, causing his Tweety to be so angry that he didn't know where he was at the moment, and cursed Liu Ce at the entrance of the village all day long for being ungrateful and heartless.

What's more, Liu Ce hadn't passed the exam yet, and because of buying and selling exam questions, he was fined and his honors were revoked, and three generations could not take the imperial examination.What does this mean?It means that Liu Ce is a useless person!
Now the only concern of the villagers is gone.

After the Liu family returned to the Liu family village in disgrace, there was not a single day of comfort.

Originally, the Liu family wanted to join Village Chief Liu at first. The village chief's family has a small population, and the three of them lived in without crowding.

But after Liu Cui'er was divorced, she didn't go home all the time, and she didn't know where she was at the moment.

Although Village Chief Liu didn't know that his daughter was divorced, he still felt that Liu Ce had betrayed his daughter, which made her not want to come back.
In the end, the Liu family had no choice but to live in the abandoned thatched house at the end of the village, and planned to wait for a while before speaking nicely to Village Chief Liu.

But the Liu family never expected that on the first day they lived in the thatched house, when the Liu family and his wife went out to find someone to intercede, they didn't know who poured a lot of manure on the door of the thatched house, making the house stink. Liu Ce, who was lying on the bed unable to move, vomited.

When the Liu family and his wife came back to see each other, they wanted to scold and were afraid of offending the villagers again, so they could only bear it in the end.

However, this tolerance is endless.

No matter where the Liu family went, they were always looked at by people. Not to mention being excluded, they just wanted to talk to other villagers. When they saw it was them, they immediately rolled their eyes and left.

Not to mention that the Liu family wanted to borrow things. Originally, all the things in their house were sold out after the house, but now pots, pans and food need to be bought on the spot.

When encountering this kind of situation in the village, everyone helped each other and borrowed as much as they could. After all, they all belonged to the same ancestor.

But the Liu family is like fish in a stinking ditch now, no one cares about them at all, and they will only be ridiculed if they get close.

As a result, the money on hand of the family is getting less and less, and their hearts are getting more and more impatient.

Especially when the people of Liujia Village knew that the villagers of the two neighboring villages were favored by nobles and selected to work in their village, the life of the Liu family became even more difficult.

Once Mother Liu was washing clothes by the river, and she was squeezed into the river by a woman. If she didn't know how to swim, she might have died in it.

Even if it was like this, none of the villagers who looked around spoke for her, they just looked at her with that kind of indifferent eyes, which made Mother Liu burst into tears, and couldn't stop regretting in her heart.

She regretted why she was obsessed with ghosts at the beginning, and wanted her son to be the lady of the prime minister's mansion. She obviously lived so comfortably in the village before, and she had a good relationship with these women before!

But there is no medicine for regret in life, and later, the family really had no rice to cook. The Liu family had no choice but to sell their daughter Liu Xiaolian to the pig butcher whose wife died in the next village. Zhu Jiang is willing to give money, even if he beat his wife to death before...

But those silver coins were not worth the money of a family of three. In the end, Father Liu secretly took the last dozens of copper coins, left his wife and children and ran away. Live in a depressing atmosphere at home.

When Mother Liu learned about this, her expression remained the same as usual, and she specially used the rice left at home to steam a delicious meal of white rice.

Ever since Liu Ce injured his leg and went to prison again, he had a problem with his leg. He was lying on the bed all day long, not knowing what happened. What to eat is so good, just pick up the bowl and start to plan the rice.

Mother Liu just watched him quietly from the sidelines, and when he finished eating, she tidied up the house and closed the door.

In the evening, Mother Liu came to her son's room. Seeing her son who was sleeping soundly, she picked up the pillow beside her and slammed it on his head. The expression on her face was calm but mad .

At first Liu Ce thought he was having a nightmare, but it wasn't until it became more and more difficult to breathe that he began to struggle.

But how can a scholar like him who is used to being served be better than a woman like Mother Liu who is used to rough work?
Mother Liu felt that the struggle of her subordinates was getting smaller and smaller, and felt that her son gradually stopped moving. She still did not let go, and pressed the pillow for a long time.

It wasn't until a dog barked outside that she seemed to be startled and woke up.

She straightened her son's clothes and closed his eyes, and found out her husband's belt and hung it on the beam. She stood on the stool, hung her head on the belt, and kicked off the stool.

She lived in a daze all her life, listening to her son and her husband, harming her daughter-in-law and her daughter.

But the person she cared about all her life abandoned her and sneaked away.

She was tired and didn't think about anything anymore, she just hoped that she could be a sober person in her next life.

As for her son, she took him away so that no one would take care of him in the future.

It took seven or eight days for the people of Liujia Village to realize that they hadn't seen the Liu family for a long time.

Because of everyone's blatant disgust, the Liu family also learned to be sensible and no longer feel uncomfortable in front of big guys.

However, no matter it is chopping firewood or washing clothes, these tasks are all in the same range, and it is inevitable that they will meet the Liu family, so everyone can always see them.

Now that so many days have passed and I haven't seen anyone, someone asked to see what's going on?The others were also curious when they heard the words, so they all followed suit.

However, a group of villagers had just approached the door of the house where the Liu family lived, when they smelled a stench of rotting meat, and immediately some people couldn't help feeling sick.

After a group of people knocked on the door and no one answered, they kicked the door and entered the house. They were immediately hung on the beam. The pale and blue-skinned Mother Liu was shocked.

After seeing Liu Ce who had also lost his breath in the house, the villagers looked at each other, really not knowing what expression to make?
Someone asked about Father Liu?But no one had seen him at all.

In the end, he had no choice but to go to Liu Xiaolian who was already married. After all, no one in the village was willing to pay for the funeral of Liu's mother and son.

Although people die like a lamp going out, the people in Liujia Village just watched the people in the next village make a lot of money, and they would go home on New Years and holidays to take meat and tear cloth. It originally belonged to people from their Liu family village, so how could they not blame the Liu family?

However, when the villagers found Liu Xiaolian, Liu Xiaolian's face was still bruised. Even when she heard that her mother and brother had died, her expression did not change. She even pulled the corners of her mouth and asked with a sneer, "Oh, are they dead?" If you die, what does it matter to me?"

The villagers scolded her for being cold-blooded and heartless, saying that she was her own mother and brother, and that she could laugh without shedding tears.

However, Liu Xiaolian opened her sleeves, revealing her arms that had been scalded beyond recognition, and said in a sharp voice: "What kind of mother and brother, they are all human teeth, they sold me out, they killed me They are beaten all day long, and there is no good meat in their bodies, so why do you want me to worry about their funeral?"

Needless to say, her appearance scared the villagers enough. Seeing the scars on her arms, everyone was speechless.

When the butcher looked for it with a knife, Liu Xiaolian's calm expression was instantly broken, and deep fear appeared in her eyes.

And those villagers watched helplessly as the pig butcher pulled her away by her hair, everyone looked at me and I looked at you, and finally just shook their heads and hurried away, no one wanted to meddle in other people's business!

Because no one wanted to take care of the mother and son of the Liu family, in the end the head of the Liu village, as the father-in-law, came forward, found a piece of land, rolled the mother and son with a straw mat, and buried them in the ground in a hurry.

As for Father Liu, who was carrying dozens of copper coins, some villagers had seen him in Huaijing City later, but at that time he was already a beggar who lost his arms, and the villagers did not dare to go up to recognize him.

On the contrary, Liu Cui'er has never heard from Liujia Village since she left Liujia Village, and she never returned to Liujia Village in her whole life, which made Village Chief Liu and Mrs. Yang miss her all her life.

But it shows that Yue saw Liu Cui'er by chance once, and that was when she went to a banquet at the residence of an official's wife, Mingyue inadvertently blinked, seeing the hottest weather in July, Liu Cui'er trembled Kneeling majestically on the stone slab under the sun.

I heard the lady in the mansion say: This is a maid I bought not long ago, she is a conceited scumbag, and she actually wants to seduce her master, I will call the prostitute to sell her to the Goulan Yard in a while, and tell her to seduce her enough.

Mingyue raised her eyebrows slightly, but said nothing, what she sows reaps the fruits.

Liu Cui'er made the decision by herself, so she had to bear the consequences.

Afterwards, Mingyue never saw Liu Cuier again.

*
When Yun Zhao was 23 years old, she used a plan to lure the king into the urn, and together with a group of thieves in Raoliang, she not only wiped out the thieves who had been in chaos for many years in Raoliang, but also recovered many places occupied by the thieves. years of Nancheng.

Therefore, she was named the first female general in history by the emperor who had only ascended the throne for two years.

It's ridiculous to say, because Yun Zhao has been showing people in men's clothing, eating and traveling together for more than ten years, and no one in the entire military camp found out that she is a woman, or the emperor's imperial decree came down, and the soldiers in the military camp were in an uproar.

At that time, some familiar soldiers ran up to Yun Zhao, who refused to believe that she was a woman, and had to let her take off her clothes to verify her identity.

In the end, the soldier was beaten by Yun Zhao into a bowed shrimp, and his waist could not even straighten up.

However, just like that, the soldier was still yelling: "Look, how can a woman have such great strength? You must be a man."

Yun Zhao never felt that there was any difference between men and women, and he didn't bother arguing with the soldier. After receiving the order, he was ready to return to Huaijing to thank him. Of course, the most important thing was to meet his sister and godmother.

After Yun Zhao finally returned to Huaijing, he went to the prime minister's mansion after entering the palace to thank her. The godmother held her and cried for a long time, but the elder sister remained calm and composed as always. The godfather and the three cheap brothers praised her a lot, but She went in one ear and out the other.

Yun Zhao lived in the prime minister's mansion for a few days, the house she lived in was still the same as when she left, and it looked like it was being cleaned and tidied up from time to time, which made her feel warm.

If the godmother hadn't kept mentioning her finding a husband later on, Yun Zhao wouldn't have returned to Raoliang so soon.

After all, she is used to the life in the army and the freedom of the border, so who else is she going to marry?
She Yunzhao is a dignified female general, even if she wants to get married, that is the right way to marry.

Moreover, her man must be gentle, considerate, obedient and patient, if he can't find it...

Ok?Her strategist actually said that he could meet all these conditions, so well, it's up to him.

Anyway, she rescued him from the den of thieves, so she should have promised him with her body!
A military adviser: I have been a military adviser in the den of bandits for many years, but now I just want to be a husband of one person.

For this reason, he used the entire Den of Thieves as a dowry gift.

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