After traveling through time, the empress relied on her mouth to clear the palace fighting copy

Chapter 105 You can't even beat a dog?

Qin Shihuang sensed that a big crisis was coming!
Just run away!

The eunuch with the net jumped straight into the shit!
"Quick! Run over there!"

"Come on!"

"This way, this way!"

"what!"

"Are you idiots? A dog can't catch it!"

"Run there again!"

"How can this dog climb a tree!"

"It's in the water! It's going to swim away!"

"This way!"

"Don't squeeze me!"

"Why can't this dog catch it! Waste!"

……

Yinling's mood was like a roller coaster, going up and down, and then calmed down.

"Your Majesty, Qin Shihuang is so powerful..." Yinling went out to take a look around in silence, and suddenly felt relieved for no reason and went back.

Shen Fuyu yawned, thinking, isn't this nonsense?If the dog that she pushed into the space spirit stream and rubbed violently can still be caught by these useless eunuchs, then wait for her to slaughter the dog stewed in hot pot.

She is really not worried, it is really thankless to fight hard with the queen mother for a dog, and it seems that she is so small. She has raised Qin Shihuang for so long, and the yellow and yellow fat is smart and cute, and she should Do your part!

Come on, Qin Shihuang!
The eunuch sent by the queen mother was played around by Qin Shihuang's dog, and even called the imperial army to help, but no matter how busy this group of people were, Qin Shihuang was as flexible as a dog, and a group of tired people lay on the ground , I didn't catch Qin Shihuang in a daze.

Qin Shihuang twisted his buttocks at them in disgust, and ran all the way back to the Crescent Moon Palace.

"Wow woof!" There was no one who could fight!
Shen Fuyu touched Qin Shihuang's head, and rewarded him with a piece of meat jerky. Yinling also brought a water bowl. Qin Shihuang was probably a little tired. After biting the meat jerky, he drank a big gulp of water, and then lay down beside Shen Fuyu to rest stand up.

Now everyone in the palace knows that Shen Fuyu's dog kept a group of palace guards around for fun, a group of elders used knives and guns, accidentally injured a lot of people, the dog didn't lose a single hair!
"I just felt that it was very noisy, what happened?"

Qin Zhiyi stayed at Shen Fuyu's place to take a nap for a while, but he was woken up by Er Er's kung fu: "Tell the people outside to come in and see me!"

"Your Majesty! The Empress Dowager wants to kill our son!"

Shen Fuyu rushed forward directly: "The concubine is so scared!"

Qin Zhiyi frowned, looking at Shen Fuyu's intact appearance: "What pig talk are you talking about?"

"The concubine doesn't care!" Shen Fuyu stared, "Qin Shihuang is the concubine's son! That stupid dog Hui Zhaoyi did something bad, why should the concubine's son be beaten to death with a stick! The concubine refuses!"

"I don't admit that Qin Shihuang is my son!" Where the hell did he get his son!It's outrageous!Qin Zhiyi became angry, but did not lose his mind, "Hui Zhaoyi? What happened while I was asleep?"

"Concubine Shu ran to the Queen Mother to complain, saying that Hui Zhaoyi's dog broke into her palace and damaged the account books. Hui Zhaoyi wanted to confess to herself, but the Queen Mother believed that Hui Zhaoyi had indulged her dog and demoted her. Divided up." Shen Fuyu told the story very simply.

Qin Zhiyi almost laughed angrily: "In the final analysis, isn't it a good thing you did?"

Who broke into Jingrou Palace and tore up the ledger, should I ask him to clarify again?

"The concubine doesn't care!" Shen Fuyu pouted, "The concubine doesn't care!"

Anyway, it's just pretending to be dead, after all, no one will believe it!
Not long after, the imperial army with bruised nose and swollen face and the eunuch from the Empress Dowager's Palace both walked in. Seeing the miserable appearance of the two, Qin Zhiyi frowned: "You guys, let a dog play with bruised nose and swollen face?"

The two dared not speak.

Who has the nerve to speak up!

"It's so embarrassing!" Qin Zhiyi had never encountered such a shameful thing before, "You can't even beat a dog, a dignified imperial guard? I really raised a bunch of idiots!"

Forget it, what a shame!
Look at Qin Shihuang again, sleeping there so oily and watery, wouldn't it be embarrassing to spread the word?A group of old men?Dance with knives and guns!Claiming to be superb in martial arts!That's it?Can't even beat a dog?

The leader of the forbidden army was so scolded that he couldn't lift his head, and said cautiously: "Your Majesty, it's not that the subordinates are too weak, it's that the dog doesn't look like a dog..."

It's not like they haven't seen a dog before, so who has seen such a flexible dog?Who has seen such a smart dog?

Isn't this careless?
"I don't want to hear you making excuses!" Qin Zhiyi stretched out his hand angrily, "Today, those dog catchers will each receive twenty army sticks when they go back! I see that you are just used to sneaking around and avoiding laziness! Get out!"

The disgraced group of forbidden soldiers went back, Qin Zhiyi said again: "Chang Fu, call the commander of the forbidden army to see me later!"

"Yes." Chang Fu agreed and left. If he didn't stay here, he would definitely be less scolded!

The eunuchs didn't dare to make a sound, this killing of dogs...was originally a job entrusted to them by the Queen Mother...

Now it seems that things are getting worse and worse. It was originally a matter of killing a dog, but it angered the emperor and sent several forbidden soldiers. Looking at the rhythm, I am afraid that I will have to ask the commander of the forbidden army to question him...

But if you don't kill the dog... how can they go back and deal with the Queen Mother?

Dilemma on both sides!
"Your Majesty, look at them, they are the dogs they want to kill my concubine!" Shen Fuyu sat next to Qin Zhiyi and squirmed, "The concubine's Qin Shihuang doesn't want some stupid dog raised by some people to commit such a heinous crime." Big mistake! Your Majesty, a dog that can defeat even the Imperial Army! How powerful it is! Killing it would be Da Sunda’s loss!"

Qin Zhiyi frowned and looked at her, can you not make mistakes?This is as if Da Sunda will rely on a dog to lead troops to fight in the future!
If this is said, Da Sunda will definitely be infamous in the long river of history for thousands of years!
But after thinking about it, Qin Zhiyi is not the kind of person who kills casually. Qin Shihuang is indeed a rare dog spirit among dogs. To some extent, he is the same as his owner. He sighed and said: "Go back and tell the queen , Concubine Xian is pregnant and cannot see blood, since Hui Zhaoyi is responsible for it alone, she should bear it alone."

"Pass down an order to punish Hui Zhaoyi by grounding her feet for one month as a warning."

Qin Shihuang, his life must have been saved.

Shen Fuyu complacently said: "Let's just talk about the concubine! Whoever is at fault will bear the responsibility. The concubine's Qin Shihuang is innocent, so naturally he shouldn't be implicated and killed. Because of a trivial matter, he will be beaten to death with a stick. What do the people of Dasun think of it?"

She directly rose to national affairs!
At a young age, it’s just a dog, but at an older age, if the upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked, even the royal family will be beaten to death with a stick like this, so what will happen if it spreads to the common people?
Shen Fuyu looked at the eunuch below who didn't dare to speak out, what she said just now would be passed back to the Queen Mother's ears intact, and it would definitely make the old woman pissed off, and let the old woman talk about her before!snort!
　Good afternoon, kids!It's Friday again~ Let's be happy today too!

　　When I saw this comment, I didn't know whether to be speechless or laugh. I can only say, about the name of Uncle Qin Shihuang, just say a word, wake up Daqin how many years ago!And the platform is not for nothing, if it is suspected of insulting, how can the empress show it to you (stand up)
　　Then, due to the name of Uncle Qin Shihuang, I diverged a wave of thinking along the way, so I planned ahead in advance, in case a mentally retarded person popped up and said something that made everyone unhappy, first accept anyone saying that the heroine is three The view is not correct, but I don’t accept anyone attacking the empress because the heroine’s three views are not correct, and I think that the empress will teach bad children, and I can read novels. At least five or six, they are all sensible ages, It is possible to distinguish the virtual from the real. If reading a book can teach bad people, then I hope that all of you who are still in school can become academic masters.

　　Entertainment is a place to release stress, not something to emulate, I hope everyone understands.

　　You can also like things that are not correct, and there is no need for reason to like them. A person should not be defined as having an incorrect view just because he likes something that is not correct.

　　Just, let me give you a chestnut, if anyone tells me that she still likes Wu Zhu, at most, she will feel that her three views are not in line with her, and she will not feel that her three views are not correct, but if she dares to wash it, then it is three. If you don't look upright, you will spit out the fragrance after eating Laozi!

　　In order to reduce negative comments, I also worked hard, just sauce, I hope you all enjoy watching.

　　
　
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