Gintama's Naruto Story

Chapter 126 There are two reasons why women don't see men, and one of them is that women are not ready

A week passed in the blink of an eye.

In the morning, Hatake Mansion.

Seeing the little ape who was wrapped in a quilt and stuffed with a few burning candles in his mouth casually threw the little ape out of the house as if nothing had happened, and sat down to eat breakfast normally, Kaka Xi was silent with a speechless face.

If I remember correctly, this kind of scene happened almost every day in this week. This woman who is said to be the illegitimate daughter of the third generation according to the gossip, every day...

Be the stalker of this good-for-nothing big brother.

And it's not an ordinary stalker, on the ceiling, under the floor, in the cupboard, behind the mirror, in this stupid big brother's quilt, there is no place this woman can't hide!
"What's wrong? Don't you want to eat?"

Kakashi held his forehead, and said tiredly: "No, I just want to ask if you can solve that woman's matter completely? It's really annoying to be like this every day, and it will cause a nervous breakdown!"

Yinshi rolled his eyes: "Do you think I don't want to? That woman is a creature more tenacious than a cockroach, as long as she can't see it, that's fine."

"I can't see it?! Could it be that it's a spiritual idle play! As expected of Yinsang, I didn't expect there to be such a... woo woo woo!"

Seeing Kakashi, who was thrown out by Gintoki again, fell into silence again, and at the same time deeply understood that this woman is much more tenacious than a cockroach!
"Anyway, I don't care. I'm going on a mission today for about a week. When I come back, I hope this situation won't happen again at home."

"Really?" Yinshi suddenly became serious, frowned and pinched his chin and said in a low voice: "Then now, the only option is to destroy the corpse after the murder. Well, please!"

"Don't ask me! By the way, why are there only options of murder and mutilation? Have a good chat with her and make it clear!"

At this time, Yinshi looked at the little ape who was wrapped in a quilt, his forehead was covered with blood, and his mouth was blocked by a wooden knife. For some reason, his face was full of excitement, and mantis chrysalis came in bit by bit.

"Do you think a woman like this can communicate with language?"

Kakashi:  …

It doesn't seem to be possible. Why are you excited?

Why is this woman so excited?What is going on?Is it exciting to be treated like this?

Perverted?

At some point, she broke free from the quilt and dressed up as a housewife (village girl). Sitting next to Gintoki, the little monkey stirred some natto from somewhere and said,

"O Doudou, don't worry, leave your elder brother to your sister-in-law. You don't have to worry about three meals a day, and you don't have to worry about pooping and peeing. I will accept all Play! Come on, Darling, open your mouth, ah— —”

boom!
He casually knocked the little ape's head down to the silver on the table, stared at the same dead fish eyes and said indifferently: "Who is your Darling? Who wants to play that perverted Play with you? If you make trouble again, you will be killed." Give spring extra meals, you bitch!"

"And...do you want to add animals!"

Very suddenly, the excitement on Xiao Yuan's face broke through the sky, her breathing began to be unstable, and she seemed to be in a state of delirious state.

Yinshi sighed at this moment, then waved his hands and said perfunctorily: "Hey, hey, please be quiet for a while, and I will take you to the Konoha pig farm to report in a while, and that is your destination."

A bit too much, right?

Kakashi thought to himself, after all, no matter how you say such insulting words, she will be amazing even if she is alone?

Where can ordinary people remain indifferent and not angry after hearing such words?
"This Play..."

Looking at the shivering little ape with his head down, Kakashi also confirmed his guess, no matter what, she was a woman and would indeed be angry.

"I... I'm excited!!"

Looking at the little ape who raised his head in an instant, with only excitement on his face, and two streams of excited air coming out of his nostrils, Kakashi almost spit out the fish in his mouth.

There's nothing wrong with this guy...not normal!

Kakashi, who knew he couldn't have much contact with non-human beings, ate the rest of his breakfast in twos and got up.

"I'm full, and I'll leave the rest to you to clean up. I'm going to do the task."

"Oh, be careful."

……

On the main street, Gintoki, who had just handed the little monkey to the pig farm owner and left after the pig farm owner's long silence, was walking slowly towards Kabukicho.

After all, the task has already been accepted, and I still have to do what I should do. I went to Kabukicho and came back and said that I was going to be an undercover agent.

By the way, is Danzo-sama alright?
Silver is skeptical about this.

After all, no one around that woman would have a very comfortable life.

……

Kabukicho, Toshi Tavern.

night.

"Yeah, yeah, you're really a rare visitor~"

Seeing Gintoki coming in, Toshi's mother-in-law, who was smoking at the front desk, said this casually.

"Hurry up and pay back the rent owed! You stupid Sakata who has traveled to another world and is still a natural curmudgeon!"

"Calm down, Lady Catherine, don't forget to calculate according to the interest of the underworld."

Looking at the decoration and layout of the store that was no different from the original world and the three familiar people, Gintoki walked in slowly and sat down in front of the bar.

"Really, even in other worlds, it still hasn't changed at all, papa."

"What nonsense are you talking about?" Grandma Dengshi turned around and skillfully held the wine and the cup, and then continued, "Human beings are such creatures that can be changed so easily. Isn't your natural curly hair still the same?"

"No, this and that are two different things. By the way, are you saying that Yinsang's natural curls are as stubborn as your stinky old woman?"

"No, I mean your natural curls are as stubborn as your foot odor."

"Doesn't that mean it's completely hopeless?!"

"Isn't it hopeless? So is the head (atama), and so is Kim's mother."

"Who are you saying that all three tamas are broken? Kill you! Smelly baba! By the way, who forgot what you picked up? Did you forget it so soon?!"

Mother-in-law Dengshi spit and retorted: "Men, don't think that just one tenderness can impress a woman! Women won't be dismissed just because of one tenderness! Persevere, bastard!"

"Don't be so disgusting!"

……

Since it was already late at night, Gintoki, who was a man, drank two more glasses and hurriedly got down to business.

"Papa, have you... seen that woman recently?"

"Who?"

"Who else? The woman who arranged a place for you."

"No, by the way, weren't you there at the time? It was all helped by some strange masked ninjas."

"That's it."

Yinshi scratched his head, he didn't expect that he couldn't see A Miao for so long, what should he do with his mission if he can't see him?How should I dive into the roots?

After all, I don't even know where the root gate opens, let alone sneak into the root.

"Don't worry, there are only two reasons why women don't see men. Either the man is not sincere enough, or the woman is not ready."

"Who is talking about such a topic? It's just..." Yin Shi was speechless, and just about to say something, he waved his hand: "Well, forget it, it's meaningless to say these things."

At this moment, even Yinshi never imagined that Grandma Dengshi just happened to hit the mark, and A Miao was really not ready at this moment.

...is working hard on the transformation technique.

After all, a ten-year-old body can't meet people!

……

A week later, Kakashi, who finished the task of cleaning up the bandits, held or led a group of people who voluntarily surrendered and even threatened to send Konoha a "Great kindness can never be repaid!" The bandits of the team returned to Konoha Ninja Village.

Really speechless, who would have thought that when they entered the bandit's stronghold, they would see a crowd of bandits crying and thanking Konoha?

And it’s not just that, what’s more, he passed out because he was too excited at that time, or knelt on the ground to thank the gods for opening his eyes, or kowtowed to Kakashi three times and nine times...

In short, Kakashi realized that this group of bandits who frequently harass neighboring countries to go to other countries to snatch bandits from other countries may have something hidden, so Kakashi didn't do anything.

In fact, Kakashi is also quite puzzled, everyone is in the same company, why do you always go to the bandits in the neighboring country to cause trouble?Don't you know that another name for that small country is the country of bandits?
Even the lords there were from bandits, and in the end, Konoha accepted the task of exterminating bandits from other countries. Listen to what's going on.

It's a mouthful to say it!
Of course, the reason has also been found, the main reason is that a powerful person came to this bandit den recently and controlled the bandits.

Thinking of this, Kakashi glanced at the orange-haired Baotou who looked only six years old, was holding a purple oil-paper umbrella, was wearing a China suit, had fair skin, a delicate porcelain doll face, and a pair of blue jewel-like eyes. little girl.

"Is it finally here, Aru? Is Kagura finally able to see Dad, Aru?"

That's right, this little girl who forced all the thieves to call her the factory manager and had a bottomless appetite claimed to be the daughter of her stupid big brother, so she didn't have any conflicts with her.

Of course, Kakashi only brought Kagura back because he thought about what Gintoki did in normal times, and felt that the bastard really had the possibility of messing around outside at that age and letting others get pregnant.

It's definitely not because the opponent smashed me out of breath with a fist, absolutely not!
"Before meeting that stupid big brother, your identity was just a prisoner who forced bandits to harass neighboring countries to provoke trouble."

"What is it to harass neighboring countries and provoke troubles?"

Looking at Kagura who tilted his head and looked at him with big eyes as pure as blue glass beads, Kakashi, who was a little unbearable to be stared at by such pure eyes, silently turned his face away.

"That bastard brother! If it's true, I will really kick him out of the house!"

How can such a lovely daughter not ask? !

Is that still a person?
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