Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

"Master, do you have anything to say?"

After Yang Yi went down, Guo Degang asked Mr. Yang Shaohua respectfully, and Qi Yuncheng went down immediately to pass a microphone.

The old man is not young this year, a very cute old man, when he saw the microphone coming, he spoke slowly.

"I have nothing to say. The little girl performed very well today, and she will have a big event in the future. But I won't fall asleep now. You didn't prepare the bed sheet with flowers for me. I can't sleep without it."

Hahahaha!

The old man's cuteness amused the audience.

At the same time, it proved that although it was a special show for children, so many seniors came, but it was not serious at all, just everyone came to watch the children's performance.

Good or bad look a lively.

Where is the use of any evaluation.

Of course, it was the children who showed their abilities, so when the curtain call was about to end, the atmosphere was very relaxed.

There are hundreds of people in a venue, as if they are all from our own people, talking and laughing constantly.

Afterwards, Guo Degang threw the topic to Qi Yuncheng. Qi Yuncheng must be the first to talk about his apprentice. Since they have held special performances, it means that they have completely pushed her into the entertainment industry.

What happens in the future is all up to her.

But there's no doubt she'll get some attention after tonight.

Whether it is in the circle, or some heat and traffic caused by De Yun.

Maybe she will be "hot" when she goes to school later.

But tonight's scene was not over yet, and suddenly, Uncle Yu, who had been quiet all this time, cast a glance at the side, signaling for the last cross talk.

This can make the atmosphere a little higher, and the whole show is drum music, and there is no mistake in the cross talk at the end.

It is as comfortable as drinking a cup of tea after a meal.

But Qi Yun wanted to understand it, and asked the audience on the stage if they wanted to hear it, and immediately there was no one who didn't want to hear it, and there was a lot of applause.

So he nodded and prepared to partner with Master for a while.

As for what to say, it is not difficult. In the end, there is no need to use any traditional jokes at all, just say something about cola.

"Since everyone likes it, let's come to a section, but today is the special performance of my apprentice Zhou Gulan's drum music, and in the end, I, as a master, must say more.

Thank you so much for staying here to watch the performance, so let me bow to you again, thank you for paying attention to the drum music, and also holding the child by the way. "

Behind the microphone, Qi Yuncheng bent down and bowed, and there was a lot of applause from below. Guo Degang, who was the teacher, stood beside him and said, "I can see that my child is holding it by himself."

"That's right! It's not just about holding children, it's also indispensable for actors to bow and say hello on stage. Before you learn the art, you should learn the etiquette first."

Guo Degang nodded, "Good words."

"And bowing is a very good manner. There are many things that need not be said. For example, it is so late from noon to now, and I am very grateful for wasting your precious time. Watching our program, I am very grateful. able to represent."

"It is."

"It's also very important to be polite in private. If I meet you outside after the show, I have to ask you for advice."

"You have to talk about it."

"That's right, and it speaks with propriety."

With a few lines, Qi Yuncheng was about to enter the real job. Once he entered the job, it was impossible for Guo Degang not to understand what the child was going to say, and immediately added his own performance, curious.

"What's the point of speaking?"

"Different times, different places, decide to talk more or less."

"Ouch."

Guo Degang didn't understand even more. He stood beside him and looked at the child carefully, "I don't quite understand what you said. Which one do you talk about more and which one talk less?"

Turning around to find that Master was puzzled, Qi Yuncheng immediately explained, "There is a place where people meet each other, and they don't talk very much."

"Where?"

"In the toilet, in the hut."

When the three keywords come out, even actors who are not doing cross talk can understand what jokes to say.

But still looking forward to it.

"In the toilet? So what do you say when you meet people in the toilet?"

As soon as Guo Degang opened his mouth, Qi Yuncheng suddenly turned sideways and asked his master, "Excuse me?"

"Ah, it's time to relieve." Guo Degang responded with the rhythm of the characters.

"Have you brought paper?"

"Take it."

"Okay, that's enough." Qi Yuncheng broke away from the character state.

"Just two sentences?"

"It's enough."

"Hey, that's right." Guo Degang suddenly pawed at his apprentice, and asked again, "Since there are few words here, where do you talk more?"

"Restaurant." Qi Yuncheng replied almost without hesitation.

"restaurant?"

"If you meet an acquaintance in a restaurant, the more you talk, the better. It looks so intimate and close."

Guo Degang tilted his head in disbelief. "is that so?"

"If you don't believe me, let's learn."

"can."

After walking half a minute closer, Qi Yuncheng began to assign characters and information in the teasing position, "Let's just talk about you, you are eating in a restaurant, and I also entered the restaurant. I ordered food and was just about to eat, when I looked up and saw you."

"Meet an acquaintance."

"That's right, it's started. Oh? What about this food?"

Qi Yuncheng entered the character state very quickly, Guo Degang was naturally not slow, nodded, "Here's what to eat."

"Do you eat this every day?" Qi Yuncheng asked again.

"Ah, eat here every day. This is the only meal after work every day. You must eat here."

"It's a good deal for you not to eat at home?"

"Don't go home to eat, it's all this, their mothers have finished eating, I'll eat some outside to deal with it."

"Come here, come here, let's sit together."

Qi Yuncheng suddenly felt as if he had been beaten with chicken blood, grabbed the master's arm and pulled it hard, showing the enthusiasm of the character, Guo Degang would definitely not agree, and waved his hand.

"I can't sit still, I have to go."

Qi Yuncheng: "How can you go?"

Guo Degang: "Aren't you leaving after I finish eating?"

Qi Yuncheng: "Don't go, don't go, do you want to make up for two more hot ones?"

Guo Degang: "I'm really full."

Qi Yuncheng held his hand and said unwillingly, "Why don't you drink something watery?"

Guo Degang: "You are too polite."

Qi Yuncheng: "Don't see outsiders with me."

Guo Degang: "Thank you."

At the end of a long performance, he looked at the crowded audience below and said, "See, this sounds like a lot."

Guo Degang admitted, "There are quite a few."

"It doesn't look like a lot, and it's obvious that there are so many people here."

"It really is."

"For example, if you drag the restaurant talk to the latrine, it will definitely be messed up."

Hahahaha!

All of a sudden, the audience burst into laughter.

I can already imagine the scene.

Not to mention young people, the old gentlemen and old men below are all happy.

But Guo Degang has to perform here, so he still doesn't believe it, "It's the same."

"No, absolutely not." Qi Yuncheng shook his head.

"We can do another show."

"This is your idea." Qi Yuncheng looked straight at the master beside him, with an expression that you can't blame me for your death.

"no problem."

"Okay, let's say you are unloading your big hands in the toilet. And I also borrowed the latrine, and I just squatted down and looked up and met you."

"Meet an acquaintance."

"Oh?" Qi Yuncheng suddenly became excited, looking up and down at Master, "What about this?"

"Ah, it's pulling." Guo Degang pointed to the bottom of his feet, and his expression was ferocious, obviously he was exerting force.

Qi Yuncheng became even more ferocious, and asked with his waist pierced, "Are you doing this every day?"

"Yes, every day. Every day after work, I just hang out here. You are allowed to play here."

"It's a good thing you don't stay at home?"

"I'm not going home." Guo Degang's performance was full of traces, and he said word by word, "It's already this hour, and their mothers have finished pulling at home. I will play some outside and deal with it."

Hahahaha!

The audience could not help but laugh at the quack at the moment, especially the expression on Guo Degang's face, which was really not very pretty.

But he was not very good-looking, Qi Yuncheng was happy, and immediately grabbed his master's hand to look enthusiastic, and took a few extra steps.

"Come, come, come here, the two of us can sit in the same hole."

"No." Guo Degang had to stop, "I can't squat, I'm leaving."

Qi Yuncheng clicked his tongue, very regretful, looked at Master and said, "Why did you leave?"

"I'm done."

"Don't go don't go."

"what?"

"You're here for a couple of warm bites."

"me??"

The laugh was loudest at this moment.

The burden rings crisply.

But the next sentence is even more hilarious.

"I'm really full." Guo Degang almost gritted his teeth and said.

But Qi Yuncheng's hand still didn't loosen, and he continued to say, "It doesn't matter if you're full."

"how?"

"You are ordering some rare ones."

"I'll go to yours."

Hahahahaha!
Another round of laughter came out, and the atmosphere and laughter of the venue reached its peak.

At the same time, everyone thinks that this young man is good, although the jokes are short and vulgar, but the performance is easy to handle.

Feeling at your fingertips.

And in laughter.

Qi Yuncheng also followed the music, and said slowly, "Elegant and popular alike!"

"Is this called both the refined and the popular?" Guo Degang tried his best to complain.

After all, he almost went to find a few hot mouthfuls, it was really disgusting.

"Thank you, we will be happy if you are happy, but it will be over in the end, thank you again for patronizing the children's special session, thank you everyone."

Said the conclusion.

Qi Yuncheng turned around and pulled Zhou Gulan's arm, telling her to come to the front. Zhou Gulan immediately bowed to the audience who wanted to end the show.

A young girl can attract so many audiences and seniors. Although she has the blessing of Deyun's reputation, it also shows their admiration.

And the end is actually slow.

I don’t even look at how many drum songs, cross talks, and storytelling seniors, so I have to chat with Guo Degang no matter what.

Not to mention Yang Yi and Yang Shaohua, they have the best relationship and were invited by Guo Degang to sit backstage.

By the way, it's good to take a look at the little girl more to make her familiar, so that it will be difficult to go to Tianjin in the future.

These elders will help.

This is the meaning of apprenticeship.

Hou Yaowen once said that if I, an apprentice, go to perform all over the country, people will take care of him when he has to perform. If he does not perform and has difficulties, someone will help because of the name of the master.

Even pay for the ride home.

Today, the society may not be as turbulent and running around as before, but it is not much different.

"Master, I'm going to change clothes."

After going down to the backstage to meet a few gentlemen, Zhou Gulan went to the changing room alone. After the clothes were changed, the bright crimson cheongsam changed into the short-sleeved and jeans that a young girl usually wears, with light makeup on her face. He also took off all of them, and then threw himself on Qi Yuncheng.

"Now I won't be afraid to touch it."

"I'm an adult, and I still like to hug my body."

Holding Lan Lan's shoulder, Qi Yuncheng deliberately showed a trace of disgust, acting like a child in public.

But Zhou Gulan thought it was nothing, she couldn't stop doing it when she saw Master.

"How old is a child? Isn't it a child? What's wrong with hugging?"

At this time Song Yi sneaked over, eating some fruit in his hand, seeing her eating, Qi Yuncheng was not surprised, no matter how many people there were or how lively she was, she would always find something to eat.

I'm really worried that my daughter will be exactly like her in the future.

"Stay at ease for a while, dinner is probably quite lively today, I'll ask Master Yang Yi if they can eat here."

After leaving them, Qi Yuncheng went over to take a look, and found that the master did invite many people to have dinner together, but he couldn't hold back their refusal.

Even if Yang Yi and Yang Shaohua are both, it would be too troublesome to come to watch a show and then go to dinner.

If you want to eat at some time later, and the distance is not far, it's just a matter of a phone call.

So after five o'clock, people inside and outside the Drum Music Club almost left.

Almost only Deyun's own people are left.

After they left, Wang Hui was finally able to talk to Lanlan properly. As for Lanlan... it can be said that it will be different from now on. The actor who has a special show is very different from the actor who has never held a special show.

So this made Wang Hui very excited and very excited, because today's sense of sight is too strong, and the level of excitement is almost exactly the same as the special sessions she held in the past.

Looking at the child for this reason, even the speed of speaking has accelerated a lot.

"Today's performance was very good, sir and seniors all gave good comments, I seem to see your master's appearance on the stage when your master was on the stage, the first time your master said cross talk was good.

Now follow in your master's footsteps.

By the way, have you tested your driver's license yet?Shall I buy you a car?In the future, if you go to your master's house, you won't have to take the bus, it will be more convenient. "

"Where can I buy a car?"

Before Lan Lan could answer, Qi Yun walked up to them like a cat whose tail was stepped on.

"What's the use of her owning a car as a student, besides, does she have the money to maintain it?"

Seeing the master coming, Zhou Gulan stuck out her tongue. It wasn't that she wanted the car, it was just that the master refused too quickly, at least give a little buffer time before refusing it herself.

"Buy a cheaper one, around [-] yuan." Wang Hui looked at Yun Cheng who came over and said.

"Miss, this is not cheap, let's talk about it after she graduates, she can't afford it at such a young age. Really, I was shocked, so don't buy it."

Regarding Shi Niang, Qi Yuncheng had to speak the truth, because she really bought it.

Maybe in a few days, a car will drive over.

In terms of money, there is no hesitation at all.