Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

Chapter 618 Is Cucumber Bitter?No more! 【Subscribe】

"It's not easy for a layman to do anything." On the stage, Qi Yuncheng couldn't see that the uncle had painted for himself a few times, glanced at Zhou Jiuliang, and at the same time turned back to look in front of the few people, "There is also an actor who sang Laodan changed his career , I believe everyone should know."

"Which boss is it?"

"Gong Yunfu! His specialty is Yuhoulongpao. He sings this play, and the audience is sure to be full. Before it is staged, the house is full of cheers.

The backstage challenged the board, wow~~

But I can't sing anymore, so I can only sell vegetables. "

"Selling vegetables?" Zhou Jiuliang asked in confusion, "That must have strength."

Qi Yuncheng nodded, "That's right! He is an expert vegetable seller who carries hundreds of catties a load, and walks with such vigor, not only the spirit of the person, but also the spirit of the vegetables."

"How's the spirit of the food?"

"Experts sell vegetables with enough water, and the soil is washed clean. Once the water is full, the vegetables will be vigorous. If there is no water? Dry them for two hours, and they will all wilt.

Especially when selling vegetables, you have to be able to yell. "

"Of course you have to shout, otherwise who will buy it?"

"A vegetable buyer in Yanjing, he yelled like he was singing, he yelled out more than a dozen or twenty items in one breath."

When the idea came to an end, Zhou Jiuliang was very interested, and stretched out his hand to invite, "Then learn from me and let everyone hear how it feels."

"That's right." Adult Qi Yun was certain, looking ahead, with a crisp voice, "Spicy peppers, scallions, celery, lentils, eggplants, cucumbers, winter melons, sea eggplants, radishes, carrots , Bian radish, young Chinese toon, garlic and leek~~”

This part of yelling is considered a must for cross talk actors, so almost everyone has never heard it before. Zhou Jiuliang said, "There are dozens of them in one breath."

"That's right, the one who sings Laodan. He doesn't know how to yell, and he doesn't have the strength. He bought a few vegetables and walked on the street with this burden."

Holding a folding fan with one hand like a pick and putting it on the shoulder, retracting the other hand into the sleeve, and patting the bottom with the sleeve. Anyone who has watched Peking Opera knows this figure.

Zhou Jiuliang was even more so, complaining behind the table, "Why do you still have this posture?"

"I'm used to it. After working for many years, I can't forget this. And I haven't opened it after slipping away for a long time."

"Why didn't it open?"

"I don't know who to send it to. In the last thought, I have to yell, take a look at a few dishes I sell, make up a few words, and challenge."

Continuing with the figure, Qi Yuncheng also gave a gong and drum point in his mouth, "Hey~~Tutetit~Tutit~~
Coriander, celery, spicy green pepper, eggplant, lentils, tender garlic~~

Such a big cucumber, who wants it~~
Take two coins for one coin~~"

"It's really interesting to yell."

"I really have a buyer. An old lady came out to buy cucumbers!" Qi Yuncheng smiled, put down his fan, and clasped his hands together. His demeanor and figure resembled that of an old lady.

"Hey, those who sell cucumbers, come over and buy two. The gentleman who sings Lao Dan thinks, how much can he earn by selling two cucumbers? It's considered opening."

"Correct."

"It's troublesome for the old lady of Yanjing to buy cucumbers." Suddenly, Qi Yuncheng came to his mouth and explained.

Zhou Jiuliang followed, "What's the trouble?"

"Didn't she say that she put away the money and left with two cucumbers? She has to taste them and put them in her mouth."

The fan has always been a multi-functional prop. Just now it was a shoulder pole, but now it is a cucumber when held vertically. Qi Yuncheng performed vividly, pinching the fan with his fingers, and then throwing it into his mouth as if smashing it with his mouth.

"Why do you have to try it?"

"She won't buy if it's not tasty."

"Oh, no way!"

After a while, Qi Yuncheng reproduced the scene at that time, and continued to act like an old lady, "Cucumber seller, come and buy two. When the old lady said, the actor of Laodan came to pick up the burden and let go of the burden. It hurts to touch this shoulder.

Hey, wow~~
This is not good, the old lady misunderstood. "

"how?"

Qi Yuncheng turned his head to look at the person and said softly, "Cucumbers are bitter? Don't want them anymore."

"Hey, it's hard to find a buyer, and I've blown a word again."

After talking about this gentleman's change of career, Guo Degang showed a little smile on his face, it's okay, it's really okay.

I imitate the master's things for a while, and the children's acting is also tasteful.

So relieved it was.

If it wasn't for the kid who said something about them on purpose just now, there's no need to draw one for him. It's not stingy, it's always like this when recording variety shows.

Because he could guess that Yu Qian, the senior brother behind, praised the child 100%, and it is good to draw a lot for the child.

If you don't draw one yourself, it's really incomparable.

At the same time, behind the microphone, Qi Yuncheng glanced at the barrage, and all the comments on the barrage floated across the barrage, which were basically positive comments.

This seems to be okay, it is a bit of feedback.

But Zhou Jiuliang's state is a bit different. It's really the first time I've come to this episode, and during the performance process, I'm thinking about the mouth just now, and whether the taste is in place.

Qi Yuncheng could see it, looked at him more, and amplified his voice a little bit, so that he could perform with peace of mind, "There is also a singer who sings with a colorful face and changed his career."

Hearing the voice, Zhou Jiuliang immediately looked at his senior brother, and asked quickly, "Oh? Who's the boss again?"

"Jin Shaoshan! The old man has a good voice and good posture, but he sold watermelons that year."

"Selling watermelons requires attention to shouting."

"Yes!"

Qi Yuncheng spoke with ease at the moment, "An expert who sells watermelons has a cart, and finds a roof at the base of the wall, with boards collapsed on it, and a piece of blue cloth spread on it.

Wet him with cold water.

This looks clean.

Look at the small grass circle that stacks the watermelon quite high. The knife for cutting the watermelon is more than one foot long and two inches wide. "

This time the folding fan was opened, Qi Yuncheng put it on his waist and gently fanned it up and down.

"Come on, let's eat it, let's eat it, it's sweet to kill you, let's eat it, let's eat it~"

"Yes, that's what everyone who sells watermelons shouts."

"This is an expert."

"So what about him?"

"A layman." Qi Yuncheng said firmly, "I bought eight watermelons at my door, and moved the planks out to set up a stall."

Suddenly remembered something, Zhou Jiu measured it, "What about the knife, is there a watermelon knife?"

"It's enough to use a kitchen knife at home. Generally, when selling watermelons, you should cut one after selling one, and then slaughter all eight of them."

"Impatience."

"The cut watermelon has big pieces and small pieces, and it doesn't look good when placed there, but his posture is pretty good, like holding a kitchen knife."

Qi Yuncheng is also someone who has been in contact with Peking Opera and knows all aspects of Peking Opera, so he must know about the painted face.

He gave a vicious expression, and then came a colorful face!

Qiba is a set of routine movements on the opera stage. The front chest should not be empty, the back should not be stuck, and the arms should be rounded.

Logically speaking, it looks good, but it can carry a kitchen knife in its hand.

So after Qi Yuncheng finished his movements, he immediately showed fear, "No one in the aisle dared to pass by, and he was startled when he walked there."

"No!"

Suddenly Qi Yuncheng smiled on the performance stage, but as soon as he took a step, the smile drooped, he poked his head forward a little, and spoke softly.

"Who is the watermelon seller going to fight with? We have to go around."

"Everyone is hiding."

"Hiding is to hide from some people, and those who are okay just watch him from afar!"

Immediately, the two people on the stage became a melon-eating crowd together, shoulder to shoulder looking towards one o'clock together.

After watching for a while, Qi Yuncheng elbowed Zhou Jiuliang next to him, and Zhou Jiuliang subconsciously looked over to listen to him.

"Hey, who is this with?"

Zhou Jiuliang looked over again, shook his head, "I don't know."

"There's no one in front of him."

"That's right!"

"Probably from that door, I owe him the money and haven't paid back." Qi Yuncheng pointed in the direction of the master, while Guo Degang shook his head helplessly, with a smile on his face, and at the same time, the screen at Yu Qian's side also played the person the actor pointed to.

The audience naturally saw Qi Yuncheng targeting his master again.

"Okay! These people can figure it out." Zhou Jiuliang broke away from the melon-eating crowd's performance.

Qi Yuncheng: "In the end, the more people gathered, the more people gathered. Dozens of people surrounded me from afar. Why didn't the pretty-faced singer come over to eat? I thought they would love to listen to my singing, so I sang a few lines for them. They bought my watermelon."

Zhou Jiuliang: "Then how do you sing it? You should learn it again."

Qi Yuncheng: "Hmph, yah, yah, yah, yah, yah, yah, everyone, ouch, click back, click back."

Zhou Jiuliang: "I'm scared again."

Qi Yuncheng: "(Xipi shakes the board) My watermelon is matched with granulated sugar, it's really dry seedlings with crispy sandy flesh, don't lie to each piece, if you don't believe me, please try it~~

Eat it... who dares to come here! "

Zhou Jiuquan: "Have you eaten?"

Qi Yuncheng: "Everyone is scared away!"

Zhou Jiuliang: "Then don't run away!"

……

Chirp!

At the end of the performance, Qi Yuncheng and Zhou Jiuliang bowed, while Yue Yunpeng and Guo Degang gave applause.

But it wasn't just their applause, Zhou Jiuliang was stunned when he bowed, as if he heard other applause, which was a bit strange, and he didn't know where it came from.

But there was no time to hesitate, and the two stepped off the stage.

Get off the stage.

With a sigh of relief in his heart, Zhou Jiuliang asked his senior brother, "How is it? I feel a little..."

"It's not bad, it's pretty good." Before he finished speaking, Qi Yuncheng immediately answered, the fact was like this.

It is not easy to finish a job change.

But Zhou Jiuliang suddenly paused, and said mysteriously, "By the way, brother, I noticed a little difference when I was performing just now. I think there is an audience, and I heard applause, and even applause."

"Yes, it's a little bit." Even if Qi Yuncheng knew it, he had to say it on purpose.

"Then tell them there is an audience!"

"No problem, it was there."

While talking, the two performances ended and they returned to the small courtyard where they were staying.

But when I went back, there were not many people waiting.

Only Luan Yunping, Zhang Helun, Qin Xiaoxian, and Zhang Jiuling were left.

Among them, Qin Xiaoxian was unbelievably nervous, and his face never changed, because it was the first time he performed in front of Master, especially if it was Master alone.

He was even more overwhelmed, but Zhou Jiuliang's words made him feel better.

Zhou Jiuliang: "Hey! It's different. Hey, we have an audience here."

"Do you have an audience?"

Unexpectedly, Qin Xiao got up and asked a question.

Zhou Jiuliang looked over, "There are audiences."

"We are like this, how many people?" Qin Xiaoxian was really afraid that there would be no audience, so he kept asking.

"Then how do I know where to go?"

"Approximately estimate."

"Probably not!"

"Is that fun?" Luan Yunping was also curious, after all, it was different from what they said just now.

Qi Yuncheng nodded at this time, "Happy!"

"Good job?"

"Where can it be used? I don't even think about what works we perform."

"Hey!"

Qin Xiaoxian sat back again, feeling worse before going to the execution ground than in the execution ground.

And just sitting back, the biscuits and others who went to the toilet came back.

"Well... just now we ran into Uncle Yu in the bathroom. Uncle Yu's paintings are good, but Master's paintings are bad."

"That's over."

Qi Yuncheng was possessed of drama, leaning on the chair helplessly, "Master even drew one for me when I was performing."

"Ah? Brother, you said you drew one of them? How difficult is it?" Zhang Jiuling was puzzled, because everyone knows what the elder brother is capable of. A little over the top.

Especially Qin Xiaoxian's face was even more ugly.

At the same time, Zhang Jiuling turned his head and said, "Brother Cake! Brother Yuncheng and their performance have an audience!"

"You still have audience??"

"That's right!" Qi Yuncheng could only continue the topic at the moment.

Shaobing was stunned for a few seconds, before coming to a conclusion, "Which one has an audience and the other doesn't? It seems that if they haven't called them for so long, they should be withdrawing the audience."

"Almost! If you don't want to talk about the chicken thief of the program group, play it differently."

A group of fellow apprentices chatted, and the chat was interesting, but it made the few who didn't appear on the stage very uncomfortable.

No one knows what the specific situation is.

Wait a while.

The crew of the program finally called someone.

Zhang Jiuling and Qin Xiao got up leisurely, and when they walked out, the former could continue to comfort him, because his junior brother was visibly nervous.

Not to mention performing in front of the master, he rarely even met the master.

The students of Xiao Zi Ke have completely differentiated the learning methods of the two Zi Ke of Yunhe in the early days.

"Don't be nervous! It's just a performance, it's really nothing, you can do what you usually do."

Qin Xiaoxian had no choice but to say, "Let's play."

"That's not!"

"Can I not act? Can I change my life? That's all I can do. I hope I can perform better."

After dozens of steps, the two arrived at the designated location.

After waiting for the announcement, the two opened the curtain and walked onto the stage.

The moment you go on stage.

Sure enough, Master was sitting alone in the audience, with Yue Yunpeng beside him, and there were empty chairs all around.

As for taking a second look at the scoring board next to him, Qin Xiaoxian really noticed that senior brother Yun Cheng had drawn a stick underneath.

Immediately the pressure increased.

I don't know what kind of judging standard is good or bad.

But after bowing, Qin Xiaoxian immediately followed Zhang Jiuling into the state. Although everyone said that he was not capable, he still knew some jokes, otherwise he would not be able to perform in the theater.

(End of this chapter)