Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

on the big stage.

Luan Yunping stood behind the microphone and couldn't understand, "Your wife and your wife are two people? Is this illegal? After the performance is over, you will be popular the next day."

"What a mess."

Qi Yuncheng also admired Team Luan's ability to say this, so he quickly said, "My explanation is legal, my wife is the one who always fights with me, she is my former wife.

Later I was fired, and my wife is now this wife. "

Instantly understood, Luan Yunping added, "Divorce!"

"Don't worry about the difference!" Qi Yuncheng glanced at him, and then looked at the audience full of complaints about himself, "I was very kind to the original one, and I didn't have to go to work every day.

Buy what you want.You said that even if she tidied up at home every day, it would be good to reset the house.

No, I play online every day at home. "

"Looking at the news online, and speculating in stocks is also fine." Luan Yunping felt that this was not a problem.

"Stock trading doesn't matter. I mainly listen to cross talk at home. The more I listen to it, the more my mouth will break."

"Why is the mouth still broken?"

"I'll learn from you!"

As soon as he changed his state, Qi Yuncheng began to mutter, "I like fried chicken with cashew nuts. When you chew the cashew nuts in your mouth, the crunch is more delicious, and the diced chicken is more delicious when you crunch after the oil is cooked. But there is a problem with this diced chicken. It’s not chicken with cashew nuts, it has diced meat in it. Of course, diced cashew nuts are also delicious, the cashew nuts are more delicious when oiled, and the diced meat is more delicious when oiled!”

The DNA of the audience is fully moved when I say it, and I can't laugh below.

The same is true for Luan Yunping, "Marry Yihouzhen!"

"She just loves these things. I said I couldn't bear it. I listened to cross talk when I was at work, and I listened to it when I came back. In the end, I was dismissed because it didn't work."

"Also fired." Luan Yunping said, but asked again, "Are you divorced alone? Alone?"

"How can I live alone? Go to a marriage agency to introduce someone. The introduction is good, but the only thing is not good!"

"What's wrong."

"It's too expensive! Where can I get some money! I said, boss, don't introduce these to me. [-] is really too high for me. You must have the cheapest one here, right? That introduced me.

cheap?Yes, do we want one for free? "

As soon as Qi Yuncheng clapped his hands happily, he said firmly, "Okay, don't think about it, she's the one! When will you get married?"

"Don't, don't!"

After all, Luan Yunping was thinking about her partner, so she reached out her hand to stop her, "It's too reckless, it doesn't cost money, why don't you ask him first, is he still a person?"

"Nonsense! I didn't open it with Uncle Yu, and I can give you an animal? Of course..." Qi Yuncheng was about to respond confidently, when he suddenly felt guilty, "Is this a human?"

"You don't even know it! Ask a man or a woman."

Looking back, Qi Yuncheng was puzzled, "Okay, let me ask you. You don't want money, tell me the truth, is it a man, a woman, or something in between?"

"what did he say?"

"What male and female? What's in between? To tell you exactly, it's female."

Upon hearing this, Luan Yunping relaxed, "That's okay!"

Qi Yuncheng also nodded, "Look, how clear they are! Women don't need money! Well, I am her. When will I get married? How long will we meet?

The boss said, it doesn't matter how long we meet.But you have to get ready to get married, today is Wednesday and Saturday! "

"That's fast enough."

Patting Luan Yunping on the shoulder, Qi Yuncheng said happily, "Will you congratulate me? I'm getting married!"

"Congratulations, this is a good thing."

"Let me tell you, this marriage is not one of the best in Yanjing, at least it is in the top five."

"How rich is it?" Luan Yunping was very surprised, "Good guy, how much did you spend?"

"As soon as the wedding is planned, press the calculator to add up and down these expenses and add the money together." Qi Yuncheng stretched out a slap.

Luan Yunping looked at her partner's hands and blurted out, "500 million!!"

"Five cents!"

"Fifty cents?"

"Fifty cents and a beggar sent him away."

"Didn't you spend a penny?"

Qi Yuncheng put his hands behind his back, "What am I doing with that money? I have plenty of people to help. It's time, it's ten o'clock in the morning! I'm sleeping at home.

I heard the sound, this is OK!Hurry up and change your clothes, and when you open the door, they really came.

After the bride got out of the car, she rubbed her eyes and took a closer look, alas, she was too white. "

Seeing how happy her partner was, Luan Yunping also had a smile on her face, and subconsciously said, "Is your skin white?"

"This hair is white!!"

"White hair?"

"Toothless, wrinkled face, came with a stick." Qi Yuncheng had an ugly expression, bent down to imitate the old lady's old look.

But immediately got up and said clearly, "No, this is a gift for the relatives! I hurried over, yo, I am so old, why should I ask you to come here in person? Just let your great-granddaughter come by herself."

"Respect your granddaughter! Be careful breaking the law! Start in three years!"

"What a mess!"

Qi Yuncheng had nothing to say about Team Luan's work. The effect would be much better in a small theater, but there were audiences who realized this.

Without much thought, Qi Yuncheng turned back into an old lady, this time leaning on the table with a more shy expression and tone, "Damn it! You're wicked! I know you young people don't know true love.

What great-granddaughter, I am the person involved, even if I marry you, I am the free one. "

Luan Yunping: "Is this possible?"

Qi Yuncheng: "Is it still okay? It means that I am not satisfied with my age?"

Luan Yunping: "How can you be satisfied?"

Qi Yuncheng: "Then you wait for me to go home and replace someone else!"

Luan Yunping: "Change a daughter?"

Qi Yuncheng: "Change to my mother!"

Luan Yunping: "Okay, super senior!!"

Hahahahaha!
Regarding what Luan Yunping dug out, the audience laughed again and again. You must know that this is a big scene, and once the laughter came out, there was a lot of movement.

Qi Yuncheng was so frightened that he waved his hands again and again, "Don't say goodbye! After a while, I can see that you are young. Your mother must be older than you."

"It's not nonsense!"

"Okay, old age has its advantages." Qi Yuncheng accepted it instantly, and said to his partner, "It looks like it's full of jewels and well-dressed, and if I boil her to death, all her money will be mine.

At that time, what kind of money can I find?I heard that the actress in a drama is quite popular. "

"What drama?"

"Just a while ago, there was one called?"

"what?"

"The pretender is a very popular girl called Song Yi. You said that if she gets married, she will give me a daughter, how beautiful it would be!"

Audience: "Hey~~"

"Yo~~"

"Hahaha! This moment can be substituted! Say yourself."

"It seems that these should be true."

"That's right, the cross talks are all made up, and this passage is absolutely true."

With a little bit of private goods, the venue with more than 8000 people was booing, and even Luan Yunping behind the table couldn't help laughing,
I can only turn my face to the back to have fun, my partner is too good at combining things.

Ordinary people really can't do it.

Purely happy, think of what to say.

Don't talk about him, Qi Yuncheng didn't expect the effect to be good when this thing came out, and he wanted to have fun. Fortunately, they are professionals, so he said without hesitation: "So bear with it for a few years! I said yes, yes, you can So pretty, so young! Come, come, come in!

Just about to let in, the old lady spoke.

Ouch, baby!I came here and brought you the most desirable big baby. "

Luan Yunping finally recovered from the movement just now, and quickly entered the performance state, frowning and asking, "Baby? What baby?"

Qi Yuncheng's eyes widened, and he said in surprise, "Is it a diamond? Take it out quickly, or how much money is in the safe?"

The old lady said no, you were happy when you saw it, and I brought you a son. "

"Just wait a moment."

Luan Yunping tugged at her sleeves, with a bitter expression on her face, as if she had been fooled, "This is the case, she brought a son to marry you, and you'll be done if you follow her.

Once divorced, the son he took with him went to someone else's house.

This line of work used to be called fighting tigers. "

Picking up his fan, Qi Yuncheng fanned it lightly, and looked at Dui Luan very seriously, "I've heard of it, isn't it a lie? But the old lady has a kind face."

Luan Yunping shook her head and kept persuading, "It has nothing to do with appearance!"

With the folding fan closed, Qi Yuncheng looked forward, "It's possible, I exposed it to her! I said, that aunt, are you a tiger hunter?

The old lady doesn't understand, what does it mean to fight a tiger?I can't beat a tiger.

That is, you bring your son to marry me, and your family obeys me. After two days, I will get bored and leave!You take your son to lie to others! "

Luan Yunping: "Yes! That's the process."

"Yo! I haven't heard of it, how do you know this!

Cut the crap, my mom took me to do this!Did you say you were fighting a tiger? "

"Your family is powerful enough." Luan Yunping complained.

"Tiger hunters? Catch one and kill the other. We are not. To be honest, my son will be your best helper after he comes.

The best helper? "

Qi Yuncheng changed his words, put down his fan and thought, "These words have connotations, so let's come over and have a look.

It's really here, my son is very polite, just kneel down to me, hello dad!

I feel sorry for people.

Get up son! "

"I really admit it!"

With this in mind, Qi Yuncheng suddenly laughed, and looked at Luan Yunping, "When the old lady said she was my good helper, I guess it meant my partner."

Luan Yunping's expression changed, and the audience below instantly understood who this son was.

Wait and watch the fun later.

But Luan Yunping didn't say much here, she just quietly watched Qi Yuncheng speak.

"I saw that this son is in better health than me, and he is also stronger! You said that once the old lady leaves, my son will make trouble for me, and I can't beat him!

I will tell the old lady about my concerns!That... I said dear aunt! "

"What an ambiguous name."

"Your son looks like this. He has the potential to be the captain, and he must even be in the first team!!"

Up to this point, Qi Yuncheng didn't pretend to be pretending, and continued: "But, your age is not what I said is not good, if you are gone! The two of us seem to be a little older than me, and he objected to me, what's the matter? manage.

The old lady gave me a certain heart pill. "

"What did you say?"

"Now that I'm married to you, he has to keep calling you nice. From now on, you can beat him and scold him! What captain, that's all. Don't take it too seriously, if he doesn't listen In your case, take it directly to the police station."

At this time, I still can't tell that Luan Yunping is a fool, but she still has to answer the words, and said blankly, "Just tell him like this, you are stubborn."

"Yes!" Qi Yuncheng cleared his throat, looked at Luan Yunping from time to time and yelled, "Your mother is married to me, so you have to call me nicely, it doesn't matter if you are captain or not.

I can beat you, and I can scold you.

If you are not obedient, I will send you to the police station.

I am happy. "

"You are happy, I am awkward!!"

Luan Yunping finally couldn't help it, and patted the person, "I probably understand, let me ask you first, what does your son do?"

"Speaking of cross talk."

"Is it a joke?"

"Praise you, the captain of Deyun's first team!"

Luan Yunping didn't expect Qi Yuncheng to dare to say that. Amidst the laughter below, she was stunned for half a second, and then she picked up her fan and prepared to beat her.

"Why should I ask now! If you want to do this, you are looking for cheap. You say I am your son?"

"Yes!" Qi Yuncheng said confidently, "Your mother is married to me. If I hadn't stopped her, your grandma would have almost come over!"

Hahahaha!

On the stage, Qi Yuncheng's demeanor made the audience lean forward and back together. The key truth was straightforward, without embarrassment at all.

"I'll hit you!" Luan Yunping raised her hand and couldn't help it.

"You still dare to hit me? If you hit me, I'll send you to the police station!"

"Why?"

"Your mother said so."

"I'll go to you!"

Thumbs up.

At the end of the cross talk, the two bowed and stepped off the stage with smiling faces.

At the same time, extremely strong applause and various shouts broke out below.

It's a pity that there is no plan to return at this time, and the schedule for the big show is very tight, but no matter what, Qi Yuncheng and the others will always work hard and give as much as possible.

But when he walked back to the side screen and turned around, Qi Yuncheng looked at today's huge gymnasium and still didn't want to go down for a long time.

Everywhere you look, there are crowds, which are distributed in all parts of the stadium in a very regular manner.

I really can't see it for a while.

In Master's words, the last row to the stage is almost two stops away. Although it is a bit exaggerated, there are indeed many people.

But thinking of something, he glanced at Team Luan next to him, "I almost forgot, what happened to you pulling nearly 2 people into a group? How long did it take?"

Luan Yunping naturally knew what she was talking about, so she let out a helpless cry.

"How can there be such a big group? The audience spontaneously thought about it. I just reminded people when they checked the tickets and gave you a surprise.

You are a character now. "

"Where is the corner!"

Qi Yuncheng shook his head with a wry smile, not daring to call it that, after all, it was someone else's opinion.But thinking back to half an hour ago, he was almost overwhelmed to be honest.

Nearly 2 people shouted in unison.

This kind of feeling is like the sky is falling. How can your emotions bear this weight? It’s too impactful. Fortunately, as an actor, you have a nervous head.

After all, from preparation to now, he has been wholeheartedly dealing with today's performance.

And the next time he will appear on the stage is to sing Jingyun Dagu with his wife and master. This is also a big job, hurry up, go down to rest and discuss with the two.

But when they discuss.

At this moment in the lounge of a studio in Yanjing, Guo Degang was sitting on a chair silently watching the time elapsed by the clock.

He can't go to the children's show, let alone watch the scene, because of this, before preparing to record the second season of Happy Comedian, he mostly spends it in a daze.

Suddenly the phone rang, and he quickly leaned over to pick it up and took a look. After taking a look, a smile appeared on his face.

It was Yun Cheng who had just finished the performance and sent him more than a dozen pictures of the audience seats.

It is full of pits and valleys, so lively and spectacular.

What I said was to report to him that his first performance went very well, don't worry him.

didn't say anything.

Guo Degang only replied one to let him perform well, and then went to see these pictures he sent. Yue Yunpeng saw this scene from the side.

how to say.

After Master got older, he seemed to have changed a lot, especially when he saw that the old man was in a daze more and more.

No one knows what he was thinking when he was in a daze.

"Come on, Xiaoyue! Look at your elder brother's place, how lively it is."

After being called, Yue Yunpeng went happily, but was frightened when he saw it.

A short of two thousand is 2 people!
It was the senior who led the performance himself, which is no longer a word to describe it as powerful.

So very shocking.

In addition, the Internet is also very concerned about this performance, and the popularity has never been underestimated.

Not to mention letting Xiaoyue watch it, Guo Degang, who is familiar with the well-connected media friends in the background, even called him over to take a look, feeling a little bit showing off.

On the other hand, with the passage of time.

Shaobing, Xiao Si, and Zhang Helun assisted in a group show.

Qi Yuncheng, Wang Hui, and Li Shusheng stood at the side curtain and began preparations, and the same was true for the musicians at the side curtain.

If it weren't for the kids, a bunch of them wouldn't be performing in such a big stadium.

So it's complicated emotionally.

It's complicated, but I won't tell the children, after all, like Li Shusheng and the musicians are getting old.

But Wang Hui was different. Looking up at the handsome face of the child, his eyes were flushed, "Be happy today! Except for your master, you have performed this scene yourself.

So many people come for you!Not to mention that you brought all the drum music to this stage, I don't know how to praise you. "

"You still need to praise, you usually praise a lot."

Qi Yuncheng responded with a teacher's wife, and quietly handed out a tissue to prevent her from crying. Li Shusheng smiled silently when he heard and saw the child next to him. The first time he saw the child was at Laoshe Teahouse in Yanjing.

His wife wanted him to sing one, but he didn't agree when he came, and kept making an old face. After the curtain call and let the children sing, he really realized it.

But who would have thought it was so outrageous.

Such a young child at the beginning, but stood on such a huge stage.

Nearly 2 people watched him, and he believed that the child would do well in Quyi.

But this is not an excuse for their older generation to be lazy. The young people are working hard, and the old people have to use their spare heat.