Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

On the phone, Qi Yuncheng's mood suddenly became complicated when he heard his wife's words.

They have indeed been busy in this scene for a long time, and the whole process can only be completed with the guidance of the teachers, otherwise it would be impossible for them to be young.

Especially in platooning, he improved a lot through the combination of teachers and system experience.

This is true whether it is singing rhyme or otherwise.

And after speaking a few words with his wife, the master seemed to pick up the cell phone, and the moment he picked it up, he laughed.

"Master, we've watched all the plays today, and it's amazing to be able to sing."

Master's compliment made Qi Yuncheng almost overjoyed, "Don't talk about it, don't you understand the reason why it can be excreted?
They are taught by two teachers hand in hand, but this time is too precious, I have learned a lot, and the teacher taught me a lot during practice..."

Like a child learning something new at school, Qi Yuncheng excitedly told his master, while Guo Degang kept nodding his head while listening.

For a while, the scene made Wang Hui a little bit happy. Both the master and the apprentice were so happy, as if they had returned to the time when they watched the child's progress.

But after a while, Guo Degang still told the future arrangements.

It's no problem to assist Xiaoyue in the second place, he will do it 100%.

But when it comes to Lord Hou helping with the measuring work, even he is a little hesitant.

"Master, is it really Lord Hou? Can you change someone?"

"how?"

"A long time ago, Lord Hou and I talked about criticizing the Three Kingdoms. When we were talking, I couldn't tell who was joking and who was flattering. If you want to talk about mother-in-law, Master Hou can talk better than mother-in-law."

Guo Degang deliberately looked helpless while holding his mobile phone, "Yo, then I told Lord Hou, he said he would definitely come, it's not good to say now."

"This..." Qi Yuncheng paused and nodded, "Okay, that's the only way."

"Yeah! It's just the second one, so let's talk about it. What about my daughter, are you still filming now?"

"Yes. It will be a while before I come back. I went to see it before."

"Where is it? I'll see if I can pass by next time when I arrange my schedule. If I can pass by, I'll go and have a look. Bring a few more people with me, and we can't let the crew bully our daughter."

With the tone of a gangster, Qi Yuncheng kept smiling and nodding, "Don't worry, she's doing well, we call and play video almost every day."

"That's good, but we still have to go and have a look. By the way, remember to add more clothes, don't catch a cold when the season changes, you are not like the little tiger of Shaobing, he will not catch cold without clothes."

"Okay, I remember, you must wear thicker clothes."

The two of them talked about some things, and the master and apprentice almost hung up the phone. There was no need to talk too long, and they just came over tomorrow to continue the chat.

And after that.

All preparations for Yue Yunpeng's special session began, but Guo Degang and the others were not the ones to worry about, everything was determined by Huanyu Company.

It's not the actors who care about publicity and ticket sales, at most they care about whether the tickets are sold out.

However, it took a long time from the publicity to the start of the show, so at the end of November, when it was cold, Yue Yunpeng went to perform his special performance at the Poly Theater.

And since Qi Yuncheng and Hou Zhen are only second in line, it is completely possible not to come so early, but the former is different, and followed Yue Yunpeng to the venue very early in the car.

According to Lord Hou, he confessed that he would show up on time, so he knew how late he was.

"Senior Brother, I thank you. If it wasn't for your help, I think the venue might not be fully sold today."

As soon as he entered the backstage, because of the heating, Yue Yunpeng took off his thick coat and muttered something.

He really thinks so in his heart, otherwise how can he sell out the venue with more than 1000 people? It is his greatest estimate to be able to sell five or six times.

Qi Yuncheng, however, was too lazy to take him on. It was not because of his popularity that he was able to hold the event, but he was curious when he turned his head to look at the actors who came with him.

He, Yue Yunpeng, Sun Yue, Zhang Helun and Lang Heyan were the only ones who just came, but there was still a pair of assistants who didn't come.

"How long has Xiaomeng and Jiuliang been here? Their opening today."

After asking, Zhang Helun suddenly answered, "I heard that Xiao Meng has a fever, and he is probably in the hospital now. Recently, there are quite a lot of people in Deyun Club who have caught a cold."

Qi Yuncheng was a little surprised, he didn't know this at all, because he was now studying during the day, at best he attended the company's arrangement at night, and he didn't see many other people throughout the day.

So I really don't know the news about the small theater, so I quickly asked. "How long ago? Just today?"

"Almost, I went to the hospital with a fever last night, but I called, and he said that his throat is fine and he can definitely come."

"What the hell, I really didn't know that Xiao Meng had a fever."

Qi Yuncheng's heart sank, he thought it would be smooth, but he didn't expect the actor to have an accident, and he didn't know how sick Xiao Meng was.

Yue Yunpeng was also worried about what he said, but he was often in the small theater, so he knew things in advance.

I have no choice but to wait.

A few people stayed in the background for a while, fiddling with coats, chatting, watching the theater, and after a while, it was time for the audience channel to open.

The moment it opens.

The same scene as before appeared, and a large number of spectators began to find seats noisily to enter the arena.

More than 1000 seats are not too small, and it was noisy for a while.

And at ten past seven o'clock.

Meng Hetang and Zhou Jiuliang finally came to the theater, but looking at the situation, except that their voices were not hoarse, other things were not very good.

Especially on the face, the lack of energy is visible to the naked eye, and the whole person can't breathe, and is rather sluggish.

"How high is the fever? Why doesn't it look better after a day? What kind of medicine did you take?" Xiaoyue asked concerned.

Zhou Jiuliang added next to him, "Ms. Meng's fever was as high as [-] degrees when she went to the hospital, but now it's lowered a bit.

But I came in a hurry, I got up and finished eating, and then I came.

Is there hot water?By the way, I drank the medicine. "

"That's it."

While talking, Zhou Jiuliang hurriedly followed Qi Yuncheng to pour hot water first, but Meng Hetang smiled on that sluggish face while sitting on the chair.

"It's serious, I'm almost healed, don't worry about me. Brother, how long has it been now, I'll put on a coat first, and take the medicine later."

Having said that, Zhou Jiuliang has already brought the hot water over, and now it's another year of cold weather, and there are hot water backstages.

Meng Hetang had no choice but to take the medicine while holding the cup, and then hurried to change into his coat. The show started immediately, and he couldn't delay it because he was sick.

Not for a while.

Two 10 minutes to pass.

After time.

There was a lot of applause in the Poly Theater, and the hostess came to the stage and began to announce the curtain.

"Thank you for coming to the Poly Theater and watching Yue Yunpeng's solo show today. Then please enjoy the first show "Learning to be Deaf and Mute"! The performers are Meng Hetang and Zhou Jiuliang!"

Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi!

Applause is given.

Meng Hetang and Zhou Jiuliang walked onto the stage with smiles on their faces, while Qi Yuncheng, Yue Yunpeng, Zhang Helun and others were also watching from the side screen, but the former's spirit was indeed not good enough to be seen by the naked eye.

But after taking the stage and taking the position, I tried my best to do well in speaking and expression.

And in order to open the scene, after Meng Hetang and his partner threw a few small burdens, he directly wanted to perform a lively and lively atmosphere on the iron threshold, because there were still too many people talking below.

A little restless.

"Everyone, let me perform a unique skill. No one in the Deyun club can do this unique skill. What Yue Yunpeng or Qi Yuncheng, if they know this, I will die."

Zhou Jiuliang stood beside him and said, "Then let me prepare the coffin for you, I remember there is one that can give you a discount."

"What a mess, whose coffin is still discounted."

"Anyway, you can go."

After saying a few words, some of them were watching their performance, and there were smiles on their faces because of the few words.

At the same time, Zhou Jiuliang watched as Meng Hetang stretched out his hand in a gesture of invitation, and moved the table away a little, "Then you come, let everyone have a look."

"Everyone, please be careful."

The iron threshold is to pull one leg with your hand, and then jump over with the other leg.

It looks simple, but it is actually quite difficult, not to mention that Meng Hetang can do it by jumping over it and jumping back.

And jumping back is more difficult.

At this moment, Meng Hetang jumped suddenly with his hands on his feet, and when one foot landed on the ground with a bang, the audience in the front row applauded vigorously, but Meng Hetang's hand was not released yet, and he tried his best to move his legs further. Jump back.

The moment when one foot landed and then succeeded, many audiences saw it and thought it was amazing. People who talk about cross talk rarely see this.

But just when the audience had just concentrated their attention, Meng Hetang seemed to be disconnected, and knelt down on the ground unexpectedly, holding the edge of the table with both hands.

Seeing this, Zhou Jiuliang and the people on the side screen were startled.

The feeling of embarrassment and fatigue is not acting at all.

But how could Qi Yuncheng and the others in the side screen come out, so Zhou Jiuliang had to rush over to help him, and Meng Hetang put his hands on the table and tried his best to get up.

If you can't get up, it's a performance accident.

This is a kind of spirit as an actor, and the audience should not feel uncomfortable, so the moment I knelt down, I was in a state of getting up desperately.

And why is this? It's really a fever.

It’s fine if you don’t move too much. When you hit the iron threshold twice, when your body falls down, your brain suddenly fails, and your body also becomes weak.

This is not something you can hold on to if you want to hold on.

Fortunately, the audience didn't think it was a stage accident, that it was some burden or appearance made by the performers. Originally, cross talk actors like to slap themselves in the face to amuse the audience.

So when Meng Hetang got up and found that the audience didn't care, it was considered a blessing in misfortune, and then supported the table and continued to speak.

"How are you guys!!!"

Zhou Jiuliang watched him stabilize the table before letting go, and said, "I almost bought you a coffin, this time there is no discount, and I will give it to you for nothing."

"What are you talking about?"

Hahahaha!

There were some laughter in the noisy auditorium below, and this stubble was successfully erased.

At the same time, he began to study for the deaf and mute.

The performance lasted for more than 20 minutes.

The two successfully warmed up the venue, and then went down amidst applause.

The moment they went down, the host announced the curtain, and Yue Yunpeng and Sun Yue went up.

Qi Yuncheng and others helped to take care of him. Everyone had a cold and a fever. It was really uncomfortable when they were uncomfortable, especially when the head was prone to dizziness.

"Are you okay?"

Meng Hetang waved his hand, and at the same time refused Jiuliang's help, "I just have a cold and a fever, and it's not like I'm going to die, but I just couldn't help myself when I danced."

"Then how about this, Jiuliang, you take Xiaomeng back by car, rest first, and you don't have to attend the curtain call."

"it is good!"

After saying a few words, Zhou Jiuliang took the people back first, and the rest continued to wait for the subsequent performance.

At this time, Yue Yunpeng and Sun Yue came to the stage, and they also briefly explained Meng Hetang's cold and illness earlier. It was a few words. After all, it is not easy for the brothers to perform like this.

After finishing speaking, Yue Yunpeng and Sun Yue started today's special performance. He has his own style, that is, playing cheap and cute, especially in this time period.

The audience loved it anyway.

As Master said, do not treat the outside world.

……

"The teacher said that cross talk has been around for a long time."

"It's not short."

Yue Yunpeng patted Sun Yue's stomach a few times, "Look, everyone, you can talk about cross talk like this."

"What's the matter?"

"It's not easy to buy clothes."

"That's true."

"We usually say when we buy clothes, I want to try this dress from the waiter, that's all."

"Ah."

"You are not."

"what happened?"

"Waiter, let me tell you first, I'm not a stutterer, please help me get the size xxxxxxxxxxxxxx for this dress!"

Hahahaha!

A burst of laughter came out, and Yue Yunpeng covered his mouth with his right hand and pretended to be a waiter in surprise: "My God, you are so fat, why didn't you become so fat?"

"Go! There is someone who talks like that, and then I will beat you."

"It's not easy to buy clothes anyway."

"It's more troublesome."

……

Looking at the cheap style, Qi Yuncheng himself was amused, but he quickly retreated to the background to make a phone call when he thought of something.

Master Hou is not here yet.

Is it true that if you arrive on time?

A little scared.

After thinking about it, I still have to remind myself.

The call was made, and after waiting for about five or six seconds, the call was connected.

"Master Hou, you have a performance today, don't forget."

After finishing speaking, Qi Yuncheng didn't hear Hou Ye's voice, only a few words that he didn't understand came indistinctly.

"I can't release this spell yet!"

"The spell isn't ready...I'm too far away!"

"Time is money, my friend!"

"I'm the real deal, no kidding me!"

"My God, you're so tall!"

……

Lord Hou answered the phone, but it seemed that he quickly looked at the computer after answering, and then there were several voices from time to time.

Qi Yuncheng wasn't in a hurry either, he just stood in the background and listened silently, wanting to see how long it would take Master Hou to react.

But I have to complain that I really deserve to be Lord Hou.

For the show with more than 1000 people here, he is still playing games at home. If he has this mentality, what else is there to worry about.

I listened to it for about five or six minutes.

Hou Zhen suddenly realized, "Oh, I forgot about this, Yun Cheng, what's wrong?"

"No." Qi Yuncheng did not dare to say anything more, "I just remind you that there is still a performance today."

"Don't worry, remember, I set the alarm clock and set off at nine o'clock, and I can catch up when it's two o'clock."

"Okay, let's do this first, and don't disturb your game."

"okay!"

It's okay.

After hanging up, Qi Yuncheng had nothing to do backstage, maybe he really had a different personality, and he didn't dare to make any mistakes in the performance.

So no matter how long I perform, I will arrive at the first time or even earlier. Hou Ye is completely opposite to him, and it is difficult for you to see him until the point.

Unless there is someone important or he announces.

It's just like one show after another.

After Xiaoyue and Sun Yue went down, they soon came to "Fortune Telling" that Zhang Helun and Lang Heyan talked about!
After "Fortune Telling" finished, it was the second program "Yellow Crane Tower" performed by Yue Yunpeng and Sun Yue!
This program is relatively long, and there is an encore, so the show has to last for 10 minutes, but at this time Lord Hou has not come.

Qi Yuncheng didn't bother to urge him, even though he was always uneasy.

Around the time when Yue Yunpeng and Sun Yue returned, Lord Hou trotted into the theater wearing a black coat and a pair of thick trousers, and then came to the backstage.

The moment he came to the backstage, even if he was panting, his mouth was not idle.

"How about it, I'm not late. Oh, the time is just right, how about it, I said I'm not late, are Xiaoyue and Fatty acting on it now?

Are you coming back?I knew it, I was right. "

He didn't even catch his breath to stop Lord Hou from speaking, but when he finished speaking, he looked backstage and saw Zhang Helun and Lang Heyan, curious about the others, "Where's Xiao Meng and that Xiao Zhou?"

"Xiao Meng had a fever and was taken back to rest after the first performance."

"The trouble is, it's just when the weather turns cold, how can you not wear more. I feel uncomfortable when I'm sick, and everyone feels uncomfortable when I'm sick. It's also difficult for him to perform because he has a fever. Well, he will come to our performance later gone."

Hearing Master Hou's voice constantly, Qi Yuncheng scratched his head, "Master Hou, can I discuss something with you?"

"what's up?"

"Can I ask you to talk less after you come on stage? Second, if you want to talk more, I'm afraid I won't be able to finish the performance, so I'll give you half an hour today."

"You can't finish talking in half an hour? Didn't you finish talking in 6 minutes last time? Don't worry, I will talk less, and the performance will be fine."

"Okay, thank you."

Qi Yuncheng was finally relieved, and then took the coat that he had brought over to Master Hou. It was indeed rare for him to perform on stage.

Others are looking for Luan Yunping to arrange work, he is different, he doesn't care at all, at most he will help out when there is a shortage of people.

Or it is to measure work for the youth team.

Even if there is a quantity, there will be no more than three games a month.

The rest of them have to perform more than [-] performances a month.

After putting it on, Hou Zhen patted his coat, "Let's go, go to the side screen."

After a few steps, the two arrived at the place and saw Xiaoyue and Sun Yue performing the final encore segment.

After ten minutes of speaking.

They all bowed and stepped down, and at the same time, the host next to them went out to announce the curtain.

"Next, please enjoy the cross talk "Intelligence Test"! Performers Qi Yuncheng and Hou Zhen!!"

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