Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

Chapter 341 Don't let Lord Hou be an assistant even if you kill him! 【Subscribe】

"There are still two weeks before the show starts, and people can't squeeze outside. They are also studying. If it continues like this, we will be hospitalized before we can see the show. The conditions are too difficult."

"Where are you going to stay?" Luan Yunping asked from behind the table.

"We have a ticket, so we went to the theater first and got in early, there is no better way than this. Hey, when one person speaks, everyone listens, and everyone talks loudly, and they all rushed to the theater in a daze.

There are still more than ten days left before the show, and the seats are full. "

"Then let's start the show early."

"I can't!" Qi Yuncheng waved his hand, "I'm so charming, there are still people on the road, we have to wait for them. It's finally here, and it can't be done two hours earlier.

More than 400 people came in from outside. "

"More than 400 people." Luan Yunping repeated clearly.

"Slam the door with your hand! Buy a ticket!! Buy a ticket!! Buy a ticket!!"

"Then sell it."

With his hands behind his back, Qi Yuncheng leaned towards his partner and explained, "It's not that we won't sell them, no.

The manager came out: Guys, you came too late and there are no tickets left.

No ticket is not enough, we are not local, we come from other places, if we don’t have a ticket here, I tell you that you are responsible for all losses. "

"It can't be controlled."

Qi Yuncheng said anxiously: "Say yes! The manager didn't make a move, and then the hundreds of people also took a step back: OK, if there are no tickets, we will buy standing tickets."

"Stand and listen." Luan Yunping explained, and at the same time asked, "How much is it for standing and listening?"

"How much did you say just now?"

"Four thousand and eight."

"Still four thousand and eight, no price reduction."

"Good guy, what a price."

"Stand and listen. There was no fire inspection at that time, and the corridors and aisles were all full. More than 400 people stood and listened to me."

The more he talked about Qi Yuncheng, the more airy he became, and he even gave a thumbs up, "It's too much to praise me, happy, to praise my Dou Erdun.

But just after standing up, more than 300 people came.

Buy a ticket! !Buy a ticket! !Buy a ticket! ! "

"So what should I do?"

"The manager came out again: I'm sorry, everyone.

Those few are not polite, let me tell you if there is no ticket, we commit suicide collectively here. "

"Ah?" Luan Yunping was taken aback when she heard the words, and the audience below focused on the two young actors the whole time, listening carefully to their breath and rhythm. Sometimes what they want is a taste and Comfortable.

"The manager said again, there is indeed no ticket for your collective suicide.

Then we buy standing tickets.

Everyone is full. Qi Yuncheng played the role of the manager and pointed to several aisles and said, "If they are all full, we will buy tickets." "

"How much is squatting?"

"There is no price reduction for four thousand and eight."

"Why squat?"

"How can you squat like this, are you human?"

"Nonsense, am I not human?"

The jokes of one or two sentences naturally made some fun in their comfortable performance, and Qi Yuncheng patted his partner on the shoulder to explain.

"Everyone's upper shoulders are at the same level, but there is still a large area underneath."

Luan Yunping looked down at her legs, "It's really like this."

"The top is wide and the bottom is narrow. Two people standing side by side can fit a squatting person in the middle. In this way, two people squat down one, and two people squat down. After squatting, the standing people are happy, and the teapot in their hands There's a place to put it all."

Luan Yunping: "You're using a human head as a coffee table."

Qi Yuncheng lowered his gaze, pointed and scolded, "Don't move, it will burn you to death."

"Can people be happy?"

"Why aren't you happy? People are happy, just to look at me. They just squatted down, and more than 200 people came outside."

"Anyone else?" Luan Yunping couldn't help worrying at this level.

"Buy a ticket! Buy a ticket!" While shouting, he took out the knife from his pocket, put it on his neck, and shouted at the manager: Manager, buy a ticket!! If you don't sell the ticket, you will start.

The manager was ready to cry: there is really no ticket, you are too late.

I buy standing tickets. "

"Any more?"

Qi Yuncheng pointed: "The station is already full.

Then buy a squatting ticket. "

Luan Yunping: "Do you have land?"

Qi Yuncheng: "Squat tight."

Luan Yunping: "Yes."

Qi Yuncheng: "We buy party tickets."

The more he said it, the more shameful it became. Luan Yunpo glanced at the expressions of the audience below and asked again, "How much is this?"

"Four thousand eight."

"Lie down and listen to it for four thousand eight."

"Lie under the chair and listen. There will be no price reduction for [-] yuan. Collect the money, and the last row will lie down and crawl forward."

Qi Yuncheng made a crawling movement with both hands, and then stared down, "Climb under the first row of seats. The one who sat down quit, and the person came two weeks in advance."

"That's when the earthquake came."

As soon as he lifted his feet, Qi Yuncheng imitated the characters on the stage and shouted, "Hey, why did the manager come out here? Can I bear to keep lifting my feet when watching a play?"

"Say yes."

"This one below you, what are you doing?"

Qi Yuncheng raised his head and said politely: "Brother, don't shout, we are all listening to the opera, how lucky you are that you have a seat, I belong to the party ticket, and the price of listening to the party is [-] yuan, which is the same as your money.

I don't care, how do I put my legs! !

Then you feel wronged and step on my head.

This is what you said. "

Qi Yuncheng stomped his feet on the ground, and immediately performed the immersive atmosphere. This is what cross talk has to do, and the audience can feel the story told by the actors and the sense of space.

"After stepping on it for 10 minutes, the person at the bottom spoke again."

"Can you still speak?"

"Excuse me! Brother, you are tired and lift your foot."

"Why?"

"I say hello to the actor.

You have too many things to do, hurry up.

Saying this, the foot lifted up.

The person below shouted, hey, good! ! ! !Ouch! ! "

"What do you mean?" Luan Yun was taken aback and asked hastily.

"Stepped on again."

"It leaves no seams."

"More than 200 people lay down and listened to me. But the show was about to start, and 24 people came outside the door. These 24 people smashed their heads against the big iron gate, crying while hitting it.

It's hard to live without watching Qi Yuncheng's play.

Seeing the kneeling, the manager passed by: "A few people, there is really no room. The standing tickets are already full, and the tickets are squatting tightly. There is no place for the party tickets." "

"What should I do then."

"I was in a dilemma, and suddenly the manager looked up." Qi Yuncheng pointed to the top, "There are eight ceiling fans on the roof."

"Why?"

"A ceiling fan with three leaves, 24, how many people, how about hanging it?"

"On the ceiling fan?"

"Good! Good! We are willing to pay four thousand and eight.

No, this time it's four thousand and nine! "

"Why are there more?"

"100 yuan rope money."

"It's not a disadvantage."

"Tie it up with a ladder, and hang one by one fan blade, but there are some people who don't like it."

"how?"

"Why do they all spend the same money, they stand in the stands, we look behind."

"Yes, there is another side that goes backward." After Luan Yunping understood, she nodded with a smile.

"I give an idea, turn on the fan."

"Open??"

At this point, Luan Yunping's words as a fan turned around, and the audience below imagined that scene really felt amused.

Qi Yuncheng also hurriedly instructed, "Don't be too fast, take your time at a low speed, and the three brothers will watch in shifts. And the guards below are very satisfied, Peking Opera also has trapeze."

Luan Yunping raised her head, "There are indeed programs on it."

"After everything is done, it's time for me to play. I didn't know what to eat when I sang Dou Erdun the first day. My voice was so happy."

"Bright?"

"There are a few lines to sing!"

"Yes, you come."

"Wait for my Dou to go down the mountain~~"

Qi Yuncheng had a drawn-out voice on the stage, but after a while he slowly put his right hand next to his right ear and shouted again.

"Wow, coriander, spicy peppers, green onions and tender celery, lentils, eggplants, cucumbers, winter melons, sea eggplants, radishes, carrots, radish, young sprouts of toon, garlic, leeks~~"

"What the hell, if Dou Erdun doesn't steal horses, it's time to sell vegetables."

Hahahaha!

Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi!

Laughter and applause were given at the same time, which was enough to show that the audience in the auditorium recognized the actors, and it was indeed fun.

And Qi Yuncheng was also happy when he yelled, "Just my voice, there are thousands of people upstairs, downstairs, and outside the theater, wow~~"

"Hello!!"

"All gone!!"

"That's not going yet."

"If you curse at the street, you will tear down the theater."

"Who likes to listen to selling vegetables?"

"But there are still 24 left."

"Really like to listen?"

Qi Yuncheng pointed at the top, "I can't get down after hanging."

"Go to hell!"

After the two finished speaking, they took three steps back with smiles and bowed to all the audience who came today.

After bowing, they walked off the stage together.

However, this process was Rao's special performance, and the audience also gave them very enthusiastic applause.

Because I didn't expect the two kids to talk about selling tickets, which is also fun and very open.

The size, burden, and rhythm are all above the average young actors, at least to put it bluntly, there are more.

Under the key point, there are friends of Mr. Ma, who think that they have not been ashamed by those words just now.

Of course they performed well, not to mention Li Shengsu, who kept applauding for the children.

At the same time, amidst the applause, she, like everyone else, was still looking forward to the cross talk with Young Master Ma.

His old man is the protagonist of today.

However, after the young master saw the child finished speaking, he was really relieved. The last time I told him about the special session was half a year ago.

So far, there has been a lot of progress visible to the naked eye.

For cross talk, it is normal to have improved over the years, but the child's typhoon and other details are handled very well.

Especially the yelling, which was probably added after discussion in advance, and the yelling was pretty good.

But when the children came down, they didn't talk too much when they met each other, they only chatted briefly when the host announced the scene.

After the chat, amidst waves of applause, Ma Zhiming and his current partner Huang Zuming came to the stage.

After taking the stage, he faced the applause given by Tianjing's elders.

Ma Zhiming kept giving thanks.

"Thank you, everyone. Just now, two children performed a piece of "Selling Tickets"! It's a very traditional piece, and the performance is very good.

He is also a child who has studied cross talk seriously for many years, so after taking the stage, whether it is a typhoon or a spoken word, he can tell that he is professional in this.

Don't look young, but the future can be expected.

And the kid Qi Yuncheng who was funny just now is the one who sang the old man at the beginning. I don't think anyone noticed it, because the opening opera was not written on the program list. "

Young Master Ma's voice fell.

More than 2000 people in the auditorium listened attentively to the old man at the beginning, but when they heard that the old opera singer was the actor who just performed.

Those who came with their friends quickly turned around and looked at each other, which seemed a bit unbelievable, because they never thought that it was the old student who was teasing just now.

Because at the moment Qi Yuncheng looks young after all, crosstalk performances are fine, but he can't get along with that old student.

I can't even see it.

Because the concubine is wearing a condom, and the black three beards almost cover the lower part of the face, not to mention the makeup on the face can easily confuse the facial features.

The main reason why opera actors such as Li Shengsu and Yu Kuizhi can be recognized on stage is that they are too familiar, not to mention the face, you can know it from the back.

Of course, some were secretly surprised when they saw that it was played by Qi Yuncheng, but there were only a small number of people in the Tianjing Field.

So when Young Master Ma said it, he was quite surprised at the moment.

"Good guy, let's not talk about it, the young master. I really didn't find that the man in the coat and the horse's suit are the same person. I just said that it sounded familiar when I said it."

"At first I thought that cross talk would be okay if it sounded good, but I didn't expect this to be a big blow to me. When I called Xiao Fan at the beginning, it sounded so beautiful to me, but I really liked it.

I thought who it was, but I didn't expect it to be him. "

"There is a surprise for Jie, no wonder!"

"Oh, Qi Yuncheng showed his face today. He came from Deyun to Mr. Ma. If Mr. Guo and the others saw it, they couldn't help but be happy."

……

There was another commotion, and Ma Zhiming felt the audience's surprise towards the child on the stage.

He was very relieved.

Quyi requires new talents.

As for what is said to be too high, how could he not have thought about it at his age?But there is no need to think about it at all, this child is not the kind of child with a simple mind.

When he hears someone boasting, he won't really listen to it. Instead, he will feel pressured and work harder.

So it can be regarded as the deliberate "bad" mind of Young Master Ma.

But good is definitely good.

And there is still a long way to go for him to ponder and learn.

But this kind of exaggeration is enough for ordinary children. Around 23 years old, this is still a child with no social experience.

Not to mention being hungry.

So in Master Young Ma's mind, Qi Yuncheng was different from them, and even talked about this topic with Guo Degang backstage when he went to Deyun.

So take it very seriously.

And I've heard about his Jingyun Dagu before, anyway, take your time.

People in their 30s and 40s are the peak period of the folk art industry.

But there is no need to delay, time is here, after talking about the children, he and his partner also started to perform their own show.

Special session today.

There must be new episodes.

It is "Yellow Robe Plus Body"!
This piece is actually not as classic as his previous creations such as "Dispute" and "Walnut Cake", but it is also his style.

So the audience is listening to this.

And the time passed by every minute and every second, and after Mr. Ma spoke for four or ten minutes on the stage, the audience burst into applause, and in exchange for the next pair of actors to perform.

Is a pair of mainstream.

But sometimes the actor is not invited by Mr. Ma, and often it depends on the organizer.

Because although the protagonist is a young master, the assistant actors also have their own points of view, and they will also invite actors they think are good.

But no matter who it is, Young Master Ma knows almost everyone in this business.

So when the shows were performed one after another, it was still very lively, and some actors even set up the stage to talk about it.

There are many tricks.

At the end of the performance, there is no doubt that Mr. Tian Lihe and his partner helped to perform the second and finish the second.

Mr. Ma said the last cross talk "Boast House"!
Among them, Guankou came out, which was completely at the textbook level, and Qi Yuncheng had seen the market in the side screen.

Because it is actually quite rare for them to watch Mr. Tianjing talk about cross talk at close range, because it is basically said in Yanjing.

Especially the old gentlemen of the Baozi generation.

But just when they participated in the Young Ma Ye special session.

Guo Degang in Yanjing is always thinking about his apprentice.

Can he not think too much about Young Master's situation?

"At this time, Yun Cheng and Xiao Luan's show should have already finished."

Near a film and television base.

Guo Degang, Wang Hui and a large group of people came out, ready to go home by car.

Today the former came to help a friend play a cameo role in a movie, and they filmed for a day, while Wang Hui just came to visit the set.

on the way out.

Master Hou also followed. He was the driver, and it was his job to pick up people.

But today Guo Degang's assistant was busy, so he also served as an assistant and stayed with him for a day.

"Looks like the time is over." Wang Hui replied, but Guo Degang still didn't know what to do.

So Rao didn't want Lord Hou to speak, so he took the initiative to disturb him, because he was walking and playing with his mobile phone, very quiet.

"Master Hou, Yuncheng has gone to Tianjing, do you have any ideas?"

Hou Zhen was looking at the phone, and raised his eyes to look at Lao Guo when he heard the words, but he didn't look at Lao Guo for three seconds, and then walked while looking at the phone and talking.

"It must be fine, why worry, worrying is in vain.

Although he was the youngest, he has been able to do so for many years. When I came to Deyun, he was the first person I got to know.

They hid when they saw me.

I don't think I'm scary for the time being, I also looked in the mirror today, it's nice to look at.

Do you think I look good like this?

Does it look good?looks good. "

"Yes, it looks good, especially your shiny forehead."

Guo Degang was very resigned, trying to dispel his worries and thoughts about Yuncheng a little bit, but when he came out, he suddenly found that Lord Hou was almost empty-handed.

Just hang a small bag on the waist.

Very easy.

And he, Guo Degang, was still holding a bag in his hand.

Hou Ye is still an assistant today anyway, so I have to trouble him for a while, after all, it is shameful to stare at the phone after typing.

So he slowed down, Guo Degang handed over his bag, and said very politely, "Master Hou, take this."

"it is good!"

Hou Zhen agreed quickly, unexpectedly, put the phone into his trousers pocket quickly, and took the bag over.

Guo Degang was very happy and wanted to turn around and continue walking, but the next second, Hou Zhen, who was holding the bag, immediately took off the bag from his waist.

"Here, take this!!"

Before Guo Degang could react, the bag Hou Zhen was carrying was on him, and it was really heavy when he carried it.

After all, he stayed here with Lao Guo for a day, but he had almost nothing to do, just playing games.

And can he prepare a big power bank?In addition, the weather is hot in August now, how could it be possible not to prepare water?

In addition, there are data cables and a lot of food inside, some of which are not finished, so it is not light.

In Guo Degang's bag, there are only mobile phone data cables and other messy but very light things.

This time Guo Degang had the nerve to say something again, he couldn't laugh anymore, but at the same time he made the next decision, even if there were no more assistants, if he was killed, he would not let Master Hou be his assistant again.

I don't know who is serving who.

Fortunately, after leaving the film and television base for a while, it was their car, otherwise they would have been very tired carrying Lord Hou's things all the way.

After entering the car.

Hou Zhen sat in the driver's seat and didn't rush to drive, so he opened his bag first, "There are food and drink in it, take anyone who is interested, don't be polite to me, and I'm not an outsider, eat as much as you want, today I just brought too much.

I didn't want to bring so much at first, thinking about it for a day, but it's a pity that I played games all day and didn't eat much.

You solve it.

You're welcome.

If you are polite to me, then I will be an outsider. "

"Hey, okay, I can eat, Hou Ye, you can drive."

Guo Degang can't help it, but he always thinks Hou Ye is funny, with such a person by his side, there is almost nothing to worry about.

And after the car drove, he and Wang Hui also talked about the child's performance this time.

While estimating where to go.

In fact, time passed quickly. When they got home, it was already past ten o'clock.

More than ten o'clock.

It's time for the curtain call.

Mr. Ma called the actors up and introduced them one by one. There were mainly old gentlemen, so I had to talk about them. Many of them were his friends.

As for his son among the young people, as well as Qi Yuncheng who was invited today, they are not left behind.

It seems that none of the actors is an outsider, and everyone speaks very clearly.

Can't wait for the audience to watch more and write them down.

But after finishing talking, we have to call a curtain call.

At the most lively moment when the show ended, Li Shengsu quickly got up from her seat and went to the backstage to say goodbye to Mr. Shao Ma. After the performance, she naturally wanted to go to the Peking Opera Theater as soon as possible.

She was very busy in a troupe, and she had to discuss with Teacher Yu Kuizhi to perform after returning home.

So there is no way to hide it in front of the husband.

"Mr. Ma, I'm a little sorry. I have something to do tomorrow morning, so I have to leave first."

Backstage Ma Zhiming smiled, "Thank you, please come and give us a show!"

"Nothing, the child is outstanding."

Li Shengsu looked at the child with joy in a blink of an eye, and Ma Zhiming naturally followed, because the child was not around.

I gave more words.

"The kid is that age, so some of his stuff is really far off, but his talent is good.

But talent is not the most important thing, the most important thing for children is a sense of practicality.

Whether it is in cross talk or other folk art.

So in terms of opera, have you considered it? "

Li Shengsu's eyes were still secretly looking at the children who were saying hello to other old gentlemen in the background. It's not that she didn't understand what Mr. Ma meant.

They naturally liked this child, just as Young Master Ma said.

The most commendable thing about Yuncheng is not any innate conditions and talents, but the heart to learn folk art is very moving.

Willing to learn in a down-to-earth manner, which teacher doesn't love it?

Even if your business is not good, the teacher is willing to read more, let alone Yuncheng's business is good.

But both he and Teacher Yu Kuizhi are too busy, and besides, they are different from those traditional actors and do not accept apprentices.

But it is no problem to recognize a student.

But then again, they are so busy that they have very little time to teach students.

So what's the point of recruiting students?

"Hey!!"

Looking at Yuncheng, Li Shengsu's face was full of confusion, so he could only go back to discuss with Teacher Yu, so he turned his eyes to Young Master Ma and said, "We have to think carefully, because we are afraid of delaying the child, and we don't know about the busy situation. Can you help your child.

That's it sir, I take my leave first. "

"Okay, thank you for coming to assist me today and helping me so much."

"No, I'll see Master Young Ma later!"

Turning his head, Li Shengsu briefly tidied up his short hair, then took out his mobile phone to make a call to Teacher Yu Kuizhi while going backstage.

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