Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

They have performed in venues for many years, and each of them has their own experience.

Today Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping are the protagonists. It's okay to shorten the assistant acting. They are helping out, so we must ensure their performance time.

As for the two of them, they were not hypocritical. After nodding their heads in agreement, they waited for the organizer to arrive.

The organizer is also from Yanjing, and has cooperated with Deyun several times. This time the big show is indeed a bold one, but there is no doubt that he can make money.

After all, 100% attendance.

After arriving, he continued to talk about what happened temporarily this time.

The big time is indeed much stricter, and it is necessary to end at ten o'clock.

But he also gave a message that although the closing time cannot be changed, the opening time can be changed. The performance at 07:30 can be advanced to [-] o'clock.

This is regarded as indirect and does not change the length of time.

But in the group of them backstage, Luan Yunping shook her head, and immediately turned to the side curtain to see how many people had arrived.

At first glance, as expected, I have applied for my own ideas.

Come back quickly.

"It's [-]:[-] now, the audience channel has only opened for a while, and the number of people sitting is barely one to two thousand, even if it starts at seven o'clock.

I estimate that there will be no more than [-] people sitting there.

The remaining [-] will come one after another, and the effect will be chaotic. "

Shaobing and Xiaosi were indifferent, "It doesn't matter, half the number is half the number, we can continue to perform if we bite the bullet.

Don't forget, the last time Fenhewan was drunk, who gave the opening.

Xiaosi and I are no longer afraid of death. "

"That's right." Xiao Si Le pushed his glasses amiably, "We're left with only the iron."

When they said that Qi Yuncheng, Luan Yunping, Gao Feng and even Mr. Xing laughed, the Fenhe Bay was really a strange accident of Deyun last time.

Almost drove them to death, but also indirectly exercised their ability to respond to the scene.

So if Rao really plays like this, they have no problem.

However, Luan Yunping still vetoed it, "It's not a question of whether the performance can continue at the beginning, there are still many audiences who haven't come.

Think about it, if you bite the bullet and finish the performance, the remaining thousands of spectators will see us on stage as soon as they arrive, and he won't be fooled?
Didn't he suffer?

Didn't he watch one less show? "

"That's right, how do we do it, or start at 07:30?" Shaobing was not stupid, and thought about it in an instant.

At this time, Qi Yuncheng looked at Luan Yunping and said, "How about I go out first? Since we can advance the time, we can't waste it in vain.

Although there aren't that many people yet, I'll go out and chat about some topics and give a little extra, which is a bonus.

Wait until 07:30, and then officially let the host announce the opening. "

"This……"

Luan Yunping was making a decision, but she didn't seem to say that this is not possible, because when De Yun sold tickets, she would always say that the performance is based on the actual performance, and that he had to go out early to warm up the venue, and it did not disrupt the performance.

On the contrary, the opening is even better.

And more is definitely better than less.

"Okay, do you want me to go out?"

"No, it's too formal for the two of you to go out. I'll change into my gowns first, and then quickly change into Shaobing and Xiao Si."

"Alright! I'm looking forward to today's event!!"

After discussing the final result, a group of actors began to take their positions. At the same time, Gao Feng, Kong Yunlong, Shaobing and others immediately thought about how to reduce the time.

This must be discussed with each other.

Because of the different programs, it is actually very difficult for you to reduce the time. For a program like Wen Gen, you can reduce it by six or seven minutes, and it is not a problem.

Even 10 minutes.

But some programs have a system in it, and you can only reduce it to that, so move each other, you move an extra three or four minutes, and I will try my best to get five or six minutes.

Anyway, come to each other.

At the beginning, Cao Jin and Luan Yunping had conflicts and scolded him as a treacherous official because of such things. The show was already on, and he wanted to come and add his own.

How could Luan Yunping's character be so messy, they are so busy before the show even started, it would be a dream for him to add a show without discussing it.

He is a popular actor, but other actors are also actors, and you cannot be allowed to do this.

So when he refused, Cao Jin scolded Luan Yunping.

And Luan Yunping really didn't care, she wouldn't let him act if she wanted to, she was completely stuck without any ambiguity,
Otherwise, how did Luan Dangdang's title come from?

Even if the master made a mistake, he could say it.

But time is lost in such a busy situation.

It was almost seven o'clock.

Qi Yuncheng put on his gray coat and went on stage. At the same time, the curtain of the big stage of the gymnasium was slowly opened.

The moment of pulling away.

The audience who had already arrived were still chatting and laughing with their friends, or calling people from afar, or looking at their mobile phones.

But a movement on the stage completely attracted their attention.

As soon as I noticed it, I was stunned, why did the curtain open, and how did Qi Yuncheng come on stage, that's not right.

Some even glanced at the time.

It's not even 07:30, it's only seven o'clock.

Although they are all puzzled, it does not hinder their concentration and happiness.

"Hey, what's going on, look quickly, Qi Yuncheng came on stage early."

"Really! Isn't it the opening of the biscuits and the others? Open the opening for yourself?"

"Could there be some accident?"

"Really, don't talk nonsense, Qi Yuncheng has had enough accidents."

……

Many people talk about it.

It was indeed the first time I encountered such a thing, after all, Deyun was very punctual.

Qi Yuncheng could sense the atmosphere of the audience even after he got on the stage, and his eyes were focused here, but he was looking at the whole venue at the moment.

I found that what Luan Yunping said was true, the seats for more than 6000 people are estimated to be only half full now, and there are many scattered seats vacant there.

But it didn't hinder the enthusiasm of the audience at all. After seeing Qi Yuncheng, a large number of audience hurriedly got down from their seats and rushed towards him.

Nothing but gifts.

Qi Yuncheng took advantage of the fact that they hadn't gone far, and quickly stopped with the microphone, "Everyone, stop, stop! Come back later, okay?
I came to the stage early, but it was not an accident.

The show will still go on.

I just found out that some of the audience had already come, so I showed up in advance and chatted with everyone. "

In this way, the person who was going to give the gift had no choice but to return it, but some of them had quick legs and had already reached the side of the stage, so they had to accept it, and thank you very much.

"As for me, it's my first time to perform in such a big venue, and now it's enough to show my excitement, and it's nothing else.

Just chatting, or breaking news.

Do you want to hear it? "

"think!!!!"

It hasn't even started yet, and the audience hasn't come together yet, but there are quite a few voices answering below.

Luan Yunping, Shaobing, Kong Yunlong, Gao Feng and the others were not watching from the side screen, and if they showed up earlier, they must be concerned about the situation at the scene.

But after a sentence or two, Gao Feng couldn't help sighing, "This appeal can be heard by the audience with just a few words. No wonder you have a good eye and become popular."

Shaobing also nodded beside them. It usually takes more than ten minutes for the audience to get into the mood when they start the warm-up.

There were even spectators who came in through the spectator aisle. When they saw and asked, they hurriedly found their seats and sat down.

At the same time, he was also happy, because the opening for himself and Xiaosi should be easy.

And at this moment, on the huge and festive stage filled with flower baskets in advance, Qi Yuncheng stood in the middle and said, "Let me tell you something about my master and uncle.

One day when the show was over, maybe the old couple were in a good mood, thinking about betting in the background.

And my master Guo Degang said it.

Brother Qian'er, do you dare to go out and take off your clothes and run around the theater, as long as you dare, I will give you 5 yuan immediately. "

"What do you think rich people think? Take this thing to bet, and the bet is 5 yuan."

"When Mr. Yu heard it, it was nothing, because the theater they performed at that time was in a remote suburb and there were no cameras.

Not to mention cameras, there are no street lights, and mice don't come here, so I don't worry at all. "

Just as he was talking, Qi Yuncheng suddenly pretended to be his uncle and asked, "Degang, you said, give me [-] for a run, wait.

Hurry up, Uncle Yu started to take off his clothes. After taking off his buttocks, he was quite white! ! "

Hahaha!
Hearing the word white, the audience below seemed to have seen it, and there was a lot of laughter.

"Take off all your clothes and come to the entrance of the theater, open the door slightly, look through the crack of the door, no one is there at night.

Come on, let's run. "

Qi Yuncheng made a running motion, and continued, "The theater is not big, if Uncle Yu has to run to death in this theater today, then the theater can be completed in one minute.

I came back without sweating.

Come on, Degang, give me the money, fifty thousand. "

"Seeing Brother Qian'er asking for money, my master is such a thug. I must feel sorry for him if I give it to him. If I don't give it, I will agree to it.

But he had the idea to go back and deal with it. "

"Well...Brother Qian'er, I didn't expect you to be so shameless, but for example, if I want to run around naked, do you still have the nerve to ask for this money?
When the uncle heard it, he got it, I don't want you to run around once, and let's go home quickly after running.

All right, I just want this sentence from you. "

"My master Guo Degang started to take it off without saying a word. After taking it off, he put it on the ground. When he went to the door, he saw that there was no one there.

start running. "

"But people have misfortunes and fortunes, and the sky is unpredictable. Teacher Yu Qianyu came back from a lap and was fine, but Guo De broke down after running half a lap."

Qi Yuncheng pointed with his hand, "Four policemen came from the opposite side, holding flashlights with [-] batteries in their hands, and came towards Guo Degang.

What are you doing, Heideng doesn't come home in the middle of the night, why are you running naked? Just now you came out and ignored you, why did you come out again.

Hey, no, your boy fell into the coal pile, right?

It looked so white just now. "

Hahahahaha!
Immediately, the existing audience in the theater burst into laughter. Don't watch it just to say, but I don't know how many times I have replayed the specific scene in my mind.

They weren't the only ones having fun, the few people watching from the side screen couldn't help laughing.

When I went up temporarily, I had no preparations, so I had to admire my ability.

Afterwards, Qi Yuncheng also continued to talk about the following jokes or burdens. It only took half an hour, and he was still able to deal with it calmly after so many years.

When the last burden was finished, it was almost twenty past seven.

At this time, there are almost no empty seats, that is, the moment when the seats are full.

Qi Yuncheng had goosebumps again. There were more than 6000 people densely packed, and they could have intensive phobia. It was indeed terrifying.

The key is to come here for cross talk, I feel very happy.

But no matter how happy you are, you have to go on.

As soon as he went down, the audience started making noises again.

Those who read the whole thing in advance are naturally happy in their hearts, but there are also those who can only feel regret after a while.

"Hey! If I knew it, I would have come here earlier. I was playing outside just now."

"I really didn't expect Qi Yuncheng to come out ahead of time and tell a joke."

"The joke about Uncle Yu and Mr. Guo taking off their clothes."

"Fuck, it's so explosive, it's a disaster!!"

……

……

It went on for a few more minutes.

It's that moment of 07:30.

The well-dressed host came to the stage.

The person invited by the organizer is indeed professional. He said a lot about the venue at the beginning, and he is much more professional than Lord Hou.

But I was warned that there was not much time, so I didn't dare to delay for too long, and immediately made an announcement for the following actors.

"Then please enjoy the cross talk "Anti-Seven Mouth" next! The performers Shaobing, Cao Heyang!!"

Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi!

Qi Yuncheng hesitated and talked for almost half an hour. When it was the turn of the biscuits, the atmosphere below was much better than the usual opening.

"Brother Cheng!! We're going up."

"Go up, pay attention to your time."

"okay!!"

After Shaobing said that, he and Xiao Si jumped on the stage.

Qi Yuncheng went to the backstage with his partner and Mr. Gao. The organizer was also there at the moment, and they were chatting for a while while resting.

In addition, the organizers have already reserved a meal at a nearby five-star hotel, and they can go there after ten o'clock.

Hearing that there was going to be a meal, Qi Yuncheng had nothing to do. Although he didn't want to go, how could he be absent from your commercial performance.

It is indeed difficult to be generous.

But before going, the most important thing is the performance.

Shaobing was originally set for a performance of 10 minutes, but it ended in 10 minutes or so. At the end of the moment, the two trotted down.

One second saved is one second.

When they came down, they officially changed to Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping's 25-minute performance.

After that, the programs came one after another.

"Old Old Age" by Kong Yunlong and Mr. Xing Wenzhao!Talked for 10 minutes.

After they finished speaking, it was Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping's cross talk "Da Shang Shou" again! 25 minutes!
After the performance, it was Mr. Gao's second, and he talked about his second for about 10 minutes.

Not too long, in order to save all the time for savings.

In this way, Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping could have 10 minutes when they were working, and even left about 10 minutes for the curtain call.

Don't think it's difficult to be accurate to the minute. After all, a joke needs to have a beginning and an end, and it will exceed or be shortened suddenly.

But an experienced actor can control it down to the second.

So it's the last game.

The host began to announce the curtain.

"Next, please enjoy the cross talk "Jiewa"! Performers Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping!!"

"it is good!!"

"It's the last match, I love you Qi Yuncheng!!"

"Me too!!"

Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi!

The applause continued, even the applause and cheers of 6000 people were louder than that of Beizhan, reaching the ears like waves.

In terms of the number of people, how do you look at it and feel that there are as many as stars.

But Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping took a breath first when they took the stage. They could do it down to the minute, but it was too much nerve and physical effort.

After all, it is necessary to race against time to perform on that side and count the time.

The big difficulty is also difficult here.

As for going up, the two of them smiled as always.

No matter how tired they are, the enthusiasm of the audience is enough to make them happy.

Not to mention the flower baskets on the stage, there are fifty or sixty, which have been accumulated from the beginning to the present.

A lot of gifts were received.

"Thank you, everyone, it's very flattering, and there are quite a few people here."

"Well! There are more than 6000 people, and they are all happy to listen to the cross talk pictures." Luan Yunping agreed.

"Wow! Wow! You are so happy!"

Qi Yuncheng said something suddenly, his expression drooped, and he took a few deep breaths, as if he had been wronged.

At this point in the performance, Luan Yunping had to wonder again, "Why is this?"

"I'm in a bad mood, depressed, hey!!" Sighing, Qi Yuncheng put his hands into his sleeves and squatted directly beside the table.

Seeing this, there is a smile below.

Luan Yunping quickly greeted her, "Get up, this is the stage, not the toilet."

"Hey!!"

Even when he got up, Qi Yuncheng still sighed, "You said everyone is very happy, but why is it always not going well when I come here? Today I have to start my own commercial performance."

Luan Yunping was suddenly happy, "That's because you are willing to make do with the higher-ups, but what is it?"

"Bullying people! It's not easy to be an actor. After working so hard for so many years, I haven't even been a president yet."

"Well, don't worry about it."

"When will it be my turn?"

"I want to blind your good eyes."

In a few words, it's all fun, and the audience likes it, of course, mainly because they like the actors, and the performance is fun.

But Qi Yuncheng still looked uncomfortable, "Look at the big names, they drive a car and live in a villa, and they go out to walk a dog for 12 yuan.

look at me. "

"How are you?" Luan Yunping asked curiously.

"I don't even have a house. I have been talking about cross talk for so many years, and I have been renting a house. Hey, when will this hard life end?"

"Let's cook slowly."

"The key is that people still bully me even when I rent a house."

"Why do you still have people bullying you when you rent a house?"

Qi Yuncheng was about to cry, and continued to put his hands in his hands and said, "I used to live in Shitou Hutong, maybe someone knows about it."

Audience: "Yes!!!"

Even though the theater is huge, some audience members in the front row like to answer along.

Luan Yunping also nodded, and followed, "It's not too far from our small theater."

"In the courtyard, there is a carpenter on the left and a blacksmith on the right."

"The place is messy enough."

"I saw a broken saw in the carpenter's house." Qi Yuncheng raised his hand to gesture for the saw, and then started to knock with the fan. "The blacksmith knocked on the May Fourth jingle, making a fuss."

"Yes."

"Delay my reading!"

"What book do you read?"

Qi Yuncheng was a little anxious, put down his fan and pointed at the open palm of his left hand, "I can't stand holding this gold vase, the storyline has obviously developed to the point where Ximen Qing and Pan Jinlian can't tell .”

"Then why can't I watch it anymore, the blacksmith's movements are just right for me."

Hahahahaha!
The audience burst into laughter, feeling that Team Luan's words were dead.

Qi Yuncheng almost couldn't help it, he was speechless with suppressed emotions, "It's too annoying, I'll go talk to the old lady of the landlady immediately."

Luan Yunping: "It's a reaction."

"The old lady said something, in this room~~" Qi Yuncheng made a long voice, "An accident is going to happen!!"

Luan Yunping: "What could happen?"

Qi Yuncheng: "A blacksmith and a carpenter can kill your life."

Luan Yunping: "As for?"

Qi Yuncheng: "The two of them are bad guys. They make arms privately. This blacksmith makes grenades, and that carpenter makes handles for grenades."

Luan Yunping: "A deal?"

Qi Yuncheng: "If the country catches this, you may be sentenced to 3000 to 5000 years. You may not be able to get out."

Luan Yunping: "You're scaring people."

Qi Yuncheng: "After I finish speaking, I will go out by myself and come back in half an hour. The blacksmith and the carpenter are putting things away at the door."

Luan Yunping: "What's the matter?"

"I want to move, look at this mess." Qi Yuncheng was immediately happy, and looked at the appearances of the two families and joked: "Hey, I said you two, what are you doing?"

Luan Yunping complained, "It's still pretending."

"Going to move? Don't leave, it's not enough yet, just stay with me."

"You are so good at talking."

Qi Yuncheng fiddled with things out of thin air with both hands, and switched roles and said, "Don't mention it!!"

"what happened?"

"I don't know which bastard came up with the idea!!
Hey, wait a minute, don't swear if you have something to say! ! "

"Yes, you sound awkward too."

"Anyway, someone told the old lady that the two of us made munitions privately, and I made grenades, and the carpenter gave me handles. After working for so many years, I didn't know that we are a unit."

"It seems that the gas is not going well."

"move place!!

I said that this incident is not enough, or I will find you a car to go.

No, it's not far.

It's not far away and you need a tricycle or something. "

"Ok!"

"No more trouble."

"how?"

"I live in his house, and he lives in mine!!"

"Huh?" Luan Yunping suddenly followed the audience and laughed, "Change rooms?"

Qi Yuncheng nodded heavily on the table, "Is there a way for a good person to walk? This is a run on me, it makes me angry, and my heart is pounding.

Forget it, move, don't go with you guys! ! ! "

"Then you go." Luan Yunping said with a wave of her hand.

"Everywhere in the world is my shelter. If you don't leave me here, I have my own place to keep me. If you don't leave me everywhere, I will go all ways."

"It's all a mess."

"But it's still in Xuanwu District, Tanzi Hutong. This landlord is called Mr. Men."

Luan Yunping looked at the audience and nodded, and added, "Yes, Tanzi Hutong is not boring for the third master!"

"The old man has spent his whole life earning money to buy real estate, so he makes money by renting it out."

Qi Yuncheng made a plan with his hands in four directions, "There is a small courtyard like this, two big tile-roofed houses, a kitchen and a toilet, and a single courtyard.

It only costs 1000 yuan a month, how could Yanjing find this house. "