Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

on the stage.

Qi Yuncheng and Master Ma performed.

But Guo Degang and Yu Qian saw a problem from the side screen, and there was nothing they could do about it. Mr. Shao Ma had too much aura, even if he was a young man, he couldn't match the amount of work.

As a result, Qi Yuncheng couldn't exert his usual energy at all.

It's normal, he is a child in his 20s, and it's impossible for him to overwhelm Young Ma Ye.

But the child has a lot of experience, and it is because of this that even the young master next to him, the speaking, size, and cadence are not messed up.

It's a good start.

At the same time, not only the two of them were watching.

Wang Hui, Hou Zhen, Gao Feng, Xie Jing and a group of Deyun disciples were all watching here.

Young Master Ma and Qi Yuncheng's work, how could they stay in the background with peace of mind.

"I don't know if I can come later." Yu Qian said subconsciously, because there is a figure in the back, although there are not many, but you need to have a foundation to be good.

Guo Degang shook his head, "I'm not too sure about it, anyway, he's learning everything, but the form of opera, half-practice, is definitely not as good as a little practice."

"Tongzi Kung Fu is a favorite of operas!"

They gossiped a few words.

At this moment, Ma Zhiming responded to the child's words: "At my age, I still give up literature and martial arts?"

Qi Yuncheng waved his hands in a rude manner, "Your cross talk business is already very good, so let's put it aside for now, don't talk about it.

Do you know job hopping? "

"I know."

"Hey, let's ask another teacher from the beginning."

Hearing the child's words, Ma Zhiming looked at the audience below and sighed, "Well, I'm almost seventy, I'll ask another teacher, who should I ask?"

The young master said.

Standing by the side, Qi Yuncheng seemed to be getting better, with a smile on his face that the audience couldn't understand, "That's right, the fate between us is also your luck, that's enough, I'll take you in!"

Hahaha!
There is no size on the stage, and there are rules under the stage.

As long as he is on stage, even the ancestors can make jokes, and at the same time, because the young master is too old, he was accepted as a disciple when he was a child.

The audience laughed a lot.

And Ma Zhiming was surprised immediately, "You took it?"

"Yes, it's taken."

"You accept me?"

Seeing the old ancestor like this, Qi Yuncheng persuaded him instead, "Don't be nervous, there's no need. Besides, I won't charge you too much money, as much as you want."

"Okay! It's not much more, and I can't worship you as my teacher if you don't want money."

"how?"

"There are rules in our industry, it is not allowed to have another teacher for no reason."

Qi Yuncheng was happy, and said in a slightly excited tone, "Hey, I didn't expect that!"

"what happened?"

"You are very faithful."

"That is."

"Okay, okay, I'm going to make an exception when I say that to you."

"How about making an exception?"

Qi Yuncheng stared at Young Master Ma, and pointed down with his right hand, "How about I adopt you as a foster son?"

Hahahaha!

call~~

In an instant, the entire Beizhan Theater was laughing like crazy, and there was unstoppable movement.

At the same time, on the live broadcast, comments exploded one after another.

"My mother! I like Qi Yun so much that I don't care about the seniority of my ancestors on stage, do I? I'm laughing to death. How much seniority has been lost."

"This is indeed a true warrior."

"Anyway, he has never been afraid of dying."

"Think about it differently. Young Master Ma wants to adopt a adopted son. Does Mr. Guo have to be a great-grandson?"

"Good guy, you're far enough away."

……

The audience was having fun, and Ma Zhiming was very happy for the children. His words were just right, otherwise there would be such a big commotion.

But he had to show a look of shock on his face, "Son, you may be hot and confused today, take medicine later.

Leaving aside the rest, how old are you in terms of age. "

Qi Yuncheng looked indifferent, "You are stupid. I have attainments and kung fu. But you are not good at this, you are far behind."

"What are your accomplishments?"

"No, you don't know me?"

"do not know."

"As soon as I say it, you'll be convinced. I'm just a practitioner."

"Practice family?"

"Hey." Qi Yuncheng patted his arm and chest while agreeing, "A martial arts practitioner..."

Say something.

The two have completely entered the right track of the entire cross talk.

In fact, the general content of the big bodyguard comes from Mr. Zhang Shoucheng's "Pumpkin Bodyguard", which tells the story of two brothers who practice martial arts in the early 20th century when they were bodyguards because they were not good at learning martial arts.

And still that sentence, in the process of inheritance, after many people's interpretations, the jokes have become more and more known and enriched.

Among them, Young Master's performance is very classic.

So when Qi Yuncheng performed, he must be playing big swords in front of Guan Gong, but the longer he performed, the less and less pressure he had, because Young Master Ma was indeed humble and friendly.

There is a taste of taking care of oneself between words.

So going on and on, what he played is getting better and better.

……

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"Get out of the car at the door of the Escort Bureau, the old shopkeeper is waiting there with a lot of people." Qi Yuncheng withdrew his right leg slightly, cupped his fists and said like a character.

"The two strong men arrived, but never met them far away, and redeemed their sins face to face."

Ma Zhiming: "You are very polite."

"I said how dare you dare~~"

"It's quite stylish."

"Entering the gate, there is a wide yard with all kinds of weapons on both sides."

"It's a bodyguard bureau."

"Eat first, drink three rounds, and eat five flavors. The old shopkeeper said that inviting the two strong men is nothing else. Today, there are people who dare to protect the South Road, North Road, and West Road. Only the East Road has too many thieves. Guang, I wonder if the two of you would like to go."

"Ask if you dare to go."

Holding hands again, Qi Yuncheng raised his voice, "I said old heroes, don't let their prestige grow and destroy our own ambition.

Isn't it just that there are thieves in the east? "

"Not afraid of him." Ma Zhiming said confidently.

"Let's go west."

"I've never heard of it. If you can't go around to the west, you have to go east to meet the thieves."

Turning around to the young master, Qi Yuncheng was a little timid, "Go up to meet the thief, what if we meet?"

"Nonsense, what are you doing, aren't you a bodyguard?"

"Tell me a joke." Qi Yuncheng waved his hand and smiled again, "The old shopkeeper said that you don't need to be modest, please sweat in the yard."

"Okay, Liangliang Dart, let's see what martial arts you two have."

"Yes, as soon as my brother reached out to the courtyard, he picked up the flower gun on the weapon stand."

"Practice the gun."

"It's important."

"What's the point?"

Qi Yuncheng stretched out his right hand and made a gesture of seven, "Seven feet is a spear, eyebrows are a stick, a big spear is one foot and eight inches. One inch is long, one inch is strong; one inch is small, one inch is clever.

My brother is going to shoot it with a Liuhe gun. "

Ma Zhiming: "Why is it called "Liuhe Gun"?"

Qi Yuncheng: "Inner three-in-one, outer three-in-one."

Ma Zhiming: "What is this "inner triad"?"

Qi Yuncheng: "Heart, Qi, and courage."

Ma Zhiming: "Where is the outer sanhe?"

Qi Yuncheng: "Hands, feet, eyes. There are compliments to prove it."

Ma Zhiming: "What praise?"

"One pierces the eyebrows and two points to the heart, three pierces the navel and four punks, five pierces knees and six feet, seven pierces shoulders and left and right. The pierced is a gun, and the teaser is a stick. The front handle is a gun, and the back handle is a stick." The rudder, the big pole occupies six words: collapse, pull, press, cover, pick, tie."

Qi Yuncheng uttered every word and sentence clearly, but there was no shortage of gestures on his body, what he wanted was Fan holding a gun.

"My brother is just going to have a Liuhe gun! I said brother, you just have a cold, be careful, don't repeat it.

After listening to my brother, he nodded and made sense.

Put the gun back to its original position, and stand there, it is exactly that the anger does not flow out and the face does not change. "

"Nonsense, he didn't practice at all."

The audience has heard this burden many times, but when it came out of Qi Yuncheng's mouth, many people still laughed subconsciously.

Crosstalk is like this. Even if you are too familiar with it, you can still have some fun listening and watching the interpretation.

"It doesn't matter if he didn't practice." Qi Yuncheng lowered his head and rolled up the cuffs of both hands to his forearms, and said sonorously, "I have to practice."

"You too?"

"I can do whatever it is called, it depends on our kung fu."

"Then look at yours."

"I'll pull Yunshou first."

It was time to show off the action, Qi Yuncheng took a few steps back.

As for cloud hands, it is a programmed action performed in drama.

And the movement he is doing at this moment is to stretch his hands to the sides and open them, and to express the spirit of the character through the coordinated movement of his hands and arms.

The cloud hand is finished.

Suddenly flying into the air, a Shuangfeiyan came.

This is also the basic skill of opera, but he really can't do the horizontal flying swallow whose legs are opened 180 degrees in the air and arms are opened to the shoulders to take off in the air.

Not that flexible.

However, Hou Feiyan, who took off, bent his legs back in the air, and stretched his hands back at the same time, he could barely do it.So there was one immediately on stage.

After performing one.

The audience burst into applause.

And Ma Zhiming's face was full of smiles, and he spit out a good word. He has done science, and it can be seen that this kid still has a bit of drama background.

But the group of people on the side screen were quite surprised, they had never seen his posture before.

But this is not surprising. He had received experience in opera a long time ago. Although he didn't read much, he gave him the basic skills.

Not to mention the physical aspect, the two teachers gave pointers at the beginning, and then recently they knew that they were going to perform, so they hugged Buddhism temporarily.

Otherwise, he would be choking if he didn't practice for a long time.

But it's not over yet.

Shuangfeiyan came over.

Qi Yuncheng came up with another set of martial arts racks, approached the table at the same time, picked up the fan and said, "I will copy the single sword in one go."

Ma Zhiming said again: "Practice the knife."

"Yes, put the knife in your left hand and wrap the moon in your arms. This is called looking at the blade from the front, the back of the knife from the back, looking up at the tip of the knife, and looking down at the fringe of silk.

One sword looks at the hand, two swords look at the elbow, and the big sword looks at the top hand. I will give him such a night fighting style with eight Tibetan swords! "

Qi Yuncheng stepped back and took a lunge, his left hand stretched forward, and the fan in his right was on his waist.

"That's it!" Ma Zhiming nodded with satisfaction while watching the child's movements.

"But just as I was about to practice the knife, a black cloud suddenly came, and thunder and thunder changed the sky."

"It's raining."

"Hey." Qi Yuncheng laughed, "I'm so happy."

"Why are you still happy?"

"My kung fu is all on the knife. Just look at my knife. It goes up and down, left and right, flying up and down, like a mountain of knives. I can see that the knife can't see anyone, and the knife is wet. Not even a drop of rain."

"Okay!" Ma Zhiming stretched out a thumb, "Are you practicing swords in the courtyard?"

Qi Yuncheng put his arms around his chest, "I'm sheltering from the rain indoors."

"Where's the knife?"

"Throw it in the yard."

"I said that you can see the sword but not the person."

"The old shopkeeper said it's all right." Qi Yuncheng played the role, "The rain won't stop for a while, so please check the darts in the backyard, both of you."

"I have to watch the escort deliver something."

"Go to the backyard and have a look, huh, huh, sixteen escort carts, filled with such big yellow ones..."

"Gold?"

"Old pumpkin."

"Old pumpkin?" Ma Zhiming gave a somewhat speechless look, "There is no need to hire a bodyguard for this one, my body can be escorted there."

Qi Yuncheng shook his head and explained, "You don't understand, this is called a pumpkin dart. You look at it as a pumpkin, which is hollowed out and filled with gold and silver treasures. It is also called a dark dart to cover people's eyes and ears."

"It's still so particular."

"Let's go!!! Our two brothers escorted the escort car, left Yanjing Qihua Gate, walked to Tongzhou on the Bali Bridge, crossed the river by the earth dam, walked to Yanjiao, Xiadian, Fengrun, Yutian, Bianshan, Zaolin Er, Duanjialing, Zhenziling, when it gets dark at Zhenziling, my elder brother will stay at the hotel."

Listening to the short section of Guankou, Ma Zhiming was very happy at the moment. Why did he measure the children?

After all, online is definitely not as good as on-site.

Now he is listening by the side, that is the nearest audience, so he has almost grasped all the abilities of the child in an instant.

Because the mouth, shape, and rhythm of this passage can test a cross talk actor.

"The kids did a great job."

Ma Zhiming supported the table and muttered a sentence in his heart while listening, but he immediately went on to the next sentence.

"Then take a break."

"I said no." Qi Yuncheng said.

"What's the matter?"

"Staying in a hotel is even more unsafe. We are traveling overnight! Although the road is rough, fortunately there is a dim moonlight. And in the middle of the night, we cross a yellow sand hill, and there is a dense pine forest in front of us.

At this time, I heard whoosh-snap!There was a sound of arrows, and a gong sounded delicate and crisp, oops! "

"what happened?"

"So there is a thief (ze).

"Hey..., you don't need to be catchy, isn't there a thief? What should I do?"

"Our two brothers ran to the front to take a look. Ho! What a guy!" Qi Yuncheng's face was grim, and he pointed his hands everywhere, as if he had really seen it. minion soldiers."

"so many people?"

"Each person has a ghost-headed knife, swallows don't stand apart, and the lanterns and torches shine like daylight."

"Look at this formation!"

"Among them is a big black man riding a horse, holding a big iron stick in his hand, and reciting the lyrics of the mountain."

"What did you say?"

Qi Yuncheng raised his right hand holding the fan, and said aggressively: "I opened this mountain, and I planted this tree. If you want to pass by here, leave money to buy roads. If you dare to say no, you will not be buried with a stick!"

"How powerful!" Ma Zhiming sighed.

"My brother saw that there was a thief. He was so angry that the three corpses jumped violently, and the five spirits flew with pride, and they exerted all their strength in the neutral position, puff!

"Going out?"

"Shit."

"Pull it?"

Qi Yuncheng covered his nose, and fanned the smell, "I said brother, why is it so smelly? My brother said Nian Tuan, so he threw it away."

"Hi! Don't tune Kaner!"

Suddenly, Qi Yuncheng gritted his teeth and said angrily: "You little mouse thief, you are so angry that my brother shit!"

"Is that angry? That's scary!"

"Brother, stand back and wait for my younger brother to die!"

Hahahahaha!
Given the classic baggage, the audience still couldn't help laughing, this sentence is indeed amusing enough.

"Good job..." Ma Zhiming wanted to boast instinctively, and suddenly reacted, and immediately stopped the child, "Is it reasonable to die? That's called catching a thief and dying!"

"Come on! Pull my cow!"

"The one who pulled you—oh, no, everyone rides a horse when they go into battle."

"I haven't ridden a horse before, so I'm afraid I won't be safe."

Up to here, Qi Yuncheng has been speaking a little faster, because the bottom is about to come to an end, and the audience didn't think it was a big deal.

is the original word.

But Song Yi, who was watching the live broadcast at night, laughed so hard after eating a bite of potato chips that he almost spit out, the kind that he couldn't hold back.

The other school girls were dumbfounded.

One by one, they looked at her with big eyes.

"Yueyue, what's the burden here?"

"I don't know, it's not a burden here."

"Then senior sister is as happy as a lunatic."

"how could I know."

They didn't know where Song Yi had been before, and it wasn't just the racecourse.

But also because of this, she guessed that he was afraid of heights, so she really didn't dare to ride a horse. Naturally, she said that she had never ridden a horse before, and she was afraid of being unsteady, which inexplicably hit her point of laughter.

I even feel that my boyfriend is too cute. Is this speaking from the heart or according to the words?
Let her guess for a while.

And Qi Yuncheng didn't know anything about his girlfriend's affairs at this moment, and he didn't even have time to act.

At the same time, Ma Zhiming continued, "There is no one riding a bull."

"Riding a bull is an imitation of ancient times. Back then, when Sun Pang of the former Seven Kingdoms was fighting for wisdom, Sun Bin rode a bull."

"Hey, Sun Bin's cow is a five-color divine cow, which can fly through the clouds and ride the fog."

Qi Yuncheng was a little dissatisfied, "Did you see it? Did you see it? Can you see it with your own eyes?

"No."

"Still, they're all bulls anyway."

"Okay, Niu Niu Niu, Niu Niu." Ma Zhiming did not argue with the child and compromised.

"Pull my ox and carry my pole!"

At this moment, Ma Zhiming felt something was wrong again, "It's outrageous, people use knives and guns in battle, how can they use poles?"

"Antique."

"Is this also an antique?"

"Three strikes at Zhujiazhuang, then Shi Xiu will use a shoulder pole."

"Oh, Shi Xiu's shoulder pole has hidden weapons, and there is a gun inside."

"They're all the same, I bought them in one place."

"Oh, that's all right!"

"At that time, I was riding a pole and holding the cow."

"That's called holding a cow and riding a pole... Hey! I was wrong." Ma Zhiming corrected again, "Riding a cow and holding a pole."

"Oh, yes! I raised my pole and yelled: What a thief, what a thief! I put down my weapon, and you spare me! Wow..." Qi Yuncheng put on airs while holding a fan.

When the audience saw it, they smiled unconsciously.

These are very classic words.

Ma Zhiming had no choice but to block the child again, "Stop wowing! Did you surrender before you beat him?"

Qi Yuncheng: "Who surrendered?"

Ma Zhiming: "You surrendered, you just said, I put down my weapon, you spare me not to die."

Qi Yuncheng: "What's wrong?"

Ma Zhiming: "What's wrong? It's reversed!"

Qi Yuncheng: "Reverse?"

Ma Zhiming: "That's not right!"

"It's the other way around!" Qi Yuncheng muttered, "I'm giving him a step up. If you're that sensible, wouldn't it be over if you let me go?"

"It's nothing! What is he doing? It's Jie Dao'er!"

"Hey, don't say it. I met this thief. He is a cruel thief. He didn't listen to me. He picked up a big iron rod and aimed it at my head—it fell down all at once."

"Hurry up and hide!" Ma Zhiming said worriedly.

"How can I hide?"

"What should I do?"

"Me, hold the shoulder pole horizontally." Qi Yuncheng lowered his body, raised his hands to cover it with a fan, "Take a heavy weight on the gate, and meet his iron rod, and you will hear a click."

"Is the iron rod flying?"

"The shoulder pole is broken."

"Folded?!"

"It doesn't matter if you fold it. I'll just pull out the flower gun."

"Oh, that's right!" Ma Zhiming seemed to be next to him and clapped his hands together, "There's a gun inside."

"As soon as I turned around, I gave him a shotgun back."

"No, that's called returning the carbine."

"I ride a bull."

"Hey, I forgot about that".

"This thief's hand is really fast, huh! He grabbed the end of the gun." Qi Yuncheng acted like a thief, holding his fan while holding his other hand on his waist and said viciously.

"The thief said: Take it here!"

"Catch it!"

"No way!" Qi Yuncheng returned to himself, his face full of discomfort, and he kept pulling back. When he couldn't win, he suddenly let go, and put the fan on the table, "I'll give it to you."

"Give up?"

"You can't win him with a little energy."

"Look at the strength."

"I'm empty-handed without a weapon."

"Then urge the cow to run!"

"This cow is also wicked."

"What do you mean?"

Qi Yuncheng straddled his legs and sat like a cow, "Not only does it not run away at this juncture, it goes to make do with the thief. It's over, it's over, it's broken, it's broken, my life is over!"

"Wait to die."

"Hold my head, hahaha, I'm happy again."

"Why are you happy again?"

"It still has two knives on its back."

"What's the use of that?" Ma Zhiming wondered.

"Now I'm not afraid of him."

"What's the matter?"

"All my kung fu is on the knife."

"Yes?"

Qi Yuncheng picked up his fan again, but this time with two, and he did a fancy gesture by the way, "Touching the handle of the knife, swish swish! Both knives have been drawn out!"

"It's used this time!"

"The knife with the left hand knocked open the thief's iron rod, and the knife with the right hand used the knife to fish for the moon in the sea. There was a bang, red light splashed, blood flowed, and the big head fell to the ground and rolled around!"

"You killed the thief?"

Qi Yuncheng suddenly felt uncomfortable, "I slaughtered the cow."

"Hi!"

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Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi!

The cross talk has officially come to an end.

The more than 2000 audience members of the Beizhan Theater immediately gave bursts of applause. Although most of them would go to see Mr. Ma, Qi Yuncheng unexpectedly gave them a lot of surprises today.

The first is that even Young Master Ma dared to say that the effect is so good, I have to admire it, and the second is that I didn't expect him to have some foundation in his body, which is very rare.

So whether it's a live broadcast or a live broadcast, many people like it.

"This edition of The Bodyguard is surprisingly good."

"Young Master is really flattering the younger generation, and Qi Yuncheng is really capable of being praised, and his business is indeed good."

"No! If Mr. Guo had praised Qi Yuncheng first in the early years, there might not be so many troubles, and he would definitely be crushed to death by him."

"Maybe, but it's also destined, but now Qi Yuncheng has already surpassed many actors, and this cross talk can prove it."

"The old ancestor is standing next to him, he is still not flustered at all, and the rhythm is still so good. May I ask which young man can do it? He really wants to be an old artist!!"

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"The child is doing well!"

Amidst the restlessness of the audience, the two of them bowed and walked towards the side curtain. At the same time, Ma Zhiming looked at the child cheerfully. There must be some room for improvement.

But this young man has such a state, even he wants to boast.

I have to say that he is a child who worked hard with Guo Degang in his suffering.

If it were a cross talk actor who came out of the class, he really didn't have his energy.