Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

Chapter 302 Yu Qian: What do you belong to?Qi Yuncheng: It belongs to your uncle! 【Subscribe】

"Hey!"

I agreed.

Amidst the audience's laughter and applause, Qi Yuncheng walked onto the stage quickly, and stood obediently beside Uncle Yu.

After one stop, his appearance was a little different from usual.

The expression reveals some dullness.

At the same time, the sleeves of the gown covered the hands drooping.

Mainly to contrast with what Master said just now.

And this passage is very old.

Many masters have acted.

"My mother."

Seeing Qi Yuncheng trotting up, Yu Qian was startled and looked carefully.

During the process of scrutinizing, Guo Degang saw that the child was beautiful, and pointed with his hand, "Look at this mental state, we drink formalin every day."

"Huo, I said that the eyes can't move at all."

"How energetic, how cute, how beautiful."

"That's true." Yu Qian nodded while looking at Qi Yuncheng, but immediately turned around and asked Guo Degang again, "But is this thing alive?"

"Nonsense, dead ones stink."

"It's hard to meet, can I say a few words to him?"

"That's called asking for advice."

"Still asking for advice?"

"You can chat with him, but be full of admiration, because this child is hard to find in the sky and hard to find in the earth.

Only one came out in more than 1000 years. "

"Then I'll see it."

"When you chat with him, there is one thing to pay attention to. That is to speak vernacular. I beg you, please don't speak classical Chinese."

"how?"

"Oh, you think you've been in college for eight years, so why don't you come up with a few sentences in classical Chinese, but I'm full of classical Chinese."

"Really?" Yu Qian was slightly surprised.

"At that time, when he says, I'll have something to say to the pants wiper there, you can bear it."

"Is that all about talking? It's okay to pass, you just talk to me and it's over."

"Yes, yes, yes!" Qi Yuncheng nodded again and again, and at the same time instructed, "Remember to speak vernacular, you must speak vernacular.

I beg you.

please. "

After a few consecutive sentences, Yu Qian immediately sensed the taste, and asked curiously, "It has nothing to do with him that I pouted you, is he so relaxed?"

"Because that child is your painstaking effort."

"This is worrying."

The words stopped.

Standing in the middle, Yu Qian turned from looking at Qi Yuncheng to Guo Degang.

But when I turned around, Guo Degang had moved during the whole process, and his expression was even more so, like a scarecrow.

Yu Qianshang murmured subconsciously, "Why is that thing so oozing?"

"This one……"

Hearing the sound, Bo Yun looked at his young master in a daze, but Yu Qian was frightened instantly, and immediately pointed to the back, "He looks back, looks back, you are not afraid of him at all."

At that time, Qi Yuncheng suddenly interjected, "Teacher Yu, please don't raise your hand."

"how?"

"As soon as he raised his hand, it was difficult for me to run to bite his hand."

"Hey, look at this year's favorites, what they look like, they are slowly becoming dogs."

Hahahaha!

Yu Qian casually said something that belonged to the show, and the audience naturally understood the meaning when they heard it, and they laughed a lot.

Take a deep breath.

Yu Qian looked at the dazed Bo Yunke again, and said softly, "Here you come???"

"It's coming~" Guo Degang continued to stare blankly at the back.

As soon as Yu Qian was upset, he patted the table, "Look, it's really alive, it's meaningless. Who did he come with?"

"I came with your master~"

"Who is his master?"

Turning his head, Guo Degang looked at Qi Yuncheng, who was so beautiful that he shook his head, raised his hand and said, "Hey!!"

"Return? Why is he here?"

"Cross talk is coming~"

"Tsk!" Yu Qian gritted his teeth, "It's okay to say that one word at a time, how many paragraphs will be lost?"

Lifting his drooping hand, Guo Degang stretched out seven fingers, "One or four paragraphs~"

"How much is that?"

Yu Qian was dumbfounded looking at his hand, and said helplessly, "You also know that the child's water is not too deep, so you have to say something to me.

Let's see how I answer.

This... Gui Geng? "

Guo Degang: "It's time to eat~"

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Yu Qian was also concerned, and muttered loudly, "Maybe it was vague, you can ask again. Did you ask Gui Geng?"

"I eat fried sauce~noodles."

"Why do you find the logical accent so accurate? Did you ask Gui Geng?"

"There is no garlic~"

"It's all a mess."

Come up with some questions.

The audience above let out a lot of laughter.

Have we ever seen Guo Degang lose such a face off the stage, the key point is that even if I stand by the side, I am expressionless in a daze.

Some people think that cute is beautiful.

In the end, the value of the face is there.

I thought it was fun even if I was too overwhelmed, so I hurriedly dragged Bo Yunke over, Qi Yuncheng saw my appearance, "I'm depressed, let's learn more."

"Why are you so upset, wait a moment, it's missed."

"I missed the next point."

"What's missing."

"The room is leaking, isn't it?"

"Whoever leaked the room, his apprentice said it was leaked."

"Yes!!" Bo Yunke vetoed without confidence, and continued to boast, "Your apprentice knows astronomy from the top, geography from the bottom, harmony between people, yin and yang, and the four hexagrams..."

"Stop, stop!"

Before Yu Qian stopped him, he immediately explained what he just asked, and Bo Yun could hear him grit his teeth and get angry, "Go over and ask, if you want to ask, you can just return it.

If you want to ask if it is coming out, the two of us are done today. "

"How can there be a way to finish it?"

"Losing money! If you sell his whole family, I will give you ten yuan."

"Heh!" Yu Qian said, "You are poor and crazy. If you give it ten yuan, he will go over and ask."

"Your apprentice is this person."

"He asked first."

"Get away from you!! How dare you slander you!!"

Bo Yunke roared angrily, and exchanged places with Yu Qian and got next to his apprentice Bo Yunke.

One to the side.

The master and the apprentice turned their heads and stared at each other silently for two to eight seconds, whether they had any words, but the laughter was cut off.

Before the laughter was over, seeing his apprentice in a daze, Bo Yunke supported the table and finally felt guilty, "That thing is really accurate."

Yu Qian: "Well, he also understands feelings."

"It's disgusting! It's so beautiful!" Qi Yuncheng patted Bo Yunke's arm and laughed lovingly, but Guo Degang slapped his hand and pointed his fingers in the last second, looking extremely disgusted.

"It's touching, it's touching, Master is wrong." Qi Yuncheng was so frightened that he quickly apologized, and bowed by the way, for fear that the apprentice would make trouble for him.

With that appearance, Yu Qian immediately complained, "Did you bring your apprentice out, or did you bring your godfather out?"

Hahahaha!

The audience was overjoyed again, thinking that the episode was really fun, and the key point was that Bo Yunke stood beside him with every movement.

Qi Yuncheng was justified by Yu Qian's words, and moved a little closer to his apprentice, and asked loudly, "Here we come!"

Guo Degang spoke again: "Here we come~"

"Hey! Listen to that tone, it's here~ Yunzheyue, don't be too sweet. You can get diabetes if you talk to me for eight days."

"Now you understand how he got his diabetes, don't worry about the sound, just keep asking." Yu Qian waved his hands and urged.

Qi Yuncheng: "With whom?"

Bo Yunke: "I came with your master."

Qi Yuncheng: "Who is his master?"

After half a second, Guo Degang, who had been standing still, finally became silent, and bowed slightly to Master, "You!!"

A bow, a word you.

Qi Yuncheng burst into laughter, "Hey, what if you die?"

Yu Qian: "Just die there, why is it so beautiful?"

"Tell me about you, tell me about you."

"Yes."

"Thank you!"

Suddenly, Qi Yuncheng turned around and bowed to his apprentice.

"Look at that bitch."

"Yes."

"I have to ask, the most important thing is still ahead."

Bo Yunke looked like he really wanted to evade the past, so he had no choice but to ask his apprentice, "Why are you here?"

Guo Degang: "Speaking of cross talk~"

Bo Yunke: "How much will it be short?"

"One or four paragraphs!" Guo Degang stretched out another slap, Qi Yuncheng saw it and immediately slapped it, "It will be more or less.

Children are very liars.

That's it. "

"Don't, keep asking, you're asking Gui Geng."

Patting his apprentice again, Qi Yuncheng and Guo Degang got closer, while Yu Qian seemed to be eavesdropping.

"Listen well. There are so few words and so few questions. If you understand clearly, or if you hear vaguely, just turn around and run."

"Are you still clearing the way?" Yu Qian snapped.

"Then you said the child was naive and it's over. Let's go out for dinner later."

When Guo Degang heard that, he immediately laughed, "Hehe!"

"Okay, that's all you can eat."

"Speaking of your child's heart slipping. There are no bad guys now, so he has to be more careful. Did you ask Gui Geng?"

Guo Degang: "It's time to eat!"

Yu Qian: "Look!"

Qi Yuncheng: "Then it's your fault. Just now you said you had dinner, I remembered that sentence."

Yu Qian: "He will ask again."

Qi Yuncheng hurriedly muttered loudly again, "Ask again, he listened carefully, eating is eating, and it has something to do with that.

Gui Geng? "

"Eating fried sauce~noodles!"

Guo Degang spit out the words with expression on his face again, Yu Qian heard the excitement, and smiled beside him, "Is that the end? I mentioned the meal, and I remembered what to eat."

Taking a deep breath, Qi Yuncheng felt that he had face, but Guo still begged for nothing to help his apprentice, "That's your fault, your voice is fine, and the child is slurred."

"He asked again."

Snapped!
Qi Yuncheng slapped Guo Degang's back with his palm, and he had a lot of strength, but Guo Degang staggered immediately, so frightened that the master rushed to help him.

Of course it's all staged.

Mainly just for fun.

But at this moment, the side-screen actors looked at the eight and laughed slowly.

We must have performed the joke about the trainee, after all, it's an old joke.

But acting as that apprentice is really just enough.

Because the whole process has to stay in this movement, whether it is moving or laughing.

In particular, there is nothing for a cross talk actor to laugh at the burden, but now if the apprentice smiles, it is considered a stage accident.

Because the performer is the big apprentice who knows everything and is dumbfounded. If he couldn't help laughing because of something, he would definitely act up.

"I really admire senior brother, that stability is really weak."

On the side screen, Dameng said with a smile, I have also performed with Master in the Grand Theater, but I am an apprentice, so I have very few parties at this time.

After all, the attention is only on me.

But how the senior brother moved the whole time was really amazing, and his expression was well managed.

Di Feng was also at the side at that time, pushed his glasses, talked, and watched the whole process with his hands behind his back.

For so long, Bo Yun has not had any business in teaching, so I don't know much about it.

After all, he ran towards me for two months, so outside of my heart, I felt that the child was really good.

It's no wonder that Lao Guo decided to support me at this time, it seems that there is no reason for it.

But at this moment, the eight people under the stage continued to perform.

At the same time, Qi Yuncheng was also angrily admonishing his apprentice Guo Degang, pointing at Yu Qian.

"It's for his own good. Does he know that there are few bad people now?"

As soon as Yu Qian entered, "What is he referring to you for?"

"I'll go out and humiliate you, you know? Tell him to get out of his mind. In the past, there were people coming and going in a small court.

When he got down to the table and talked about the bench, when people said, he showed his face, which was the face of the master.

Go out of your mind, remember! !

Gui Geng just asked him if he washed his feet? "

"Hey, let's move around." Yu Qian's seven words were dragged aside by Qi Yuncheng, and he stood between the two of us.

"What's the matter? That's right, it's so good to talk about it? Gui Geng ate, fried noodles, and garlic.

As for his master still teaching me?
Did Gui Geng wash his feet?What the hell?Just like him, is he still called an apprentice?That's called misleading disciples, what kind of disciples are you still teaching. "

Boo boo, boo boo!
Yu Qian said in a small pile, and suddenly looked at Guo Degang again, "That kid is also good, what can he learn from me?
What can I teach him?Who is it better for him to learn from, or follow me?Has Gui Geng eaten?Have you washed your feet yet?

Tell him, tell him the truth.Guigeng had eaten, and it was also washing his feet as his unlucky master said.

Tell him today to remember, Gui Geng asked him whether he came by walking or by car. "

"Let's cool down, too."

Hahahaha!

The fact that the eight people were all heartless was exposed.

The audience, who were full of pits and valleys above, let out a lot of laughter.

Hearing that laughter, Yu Qian finally understood, "You may be right too."

Qi Yuncheng came back to the table before he understood, "Emotion 2, you guys are a small gathering of three heartless people."

"Yes, that's all right, right?"

"Don't come here, you've figured it out, then Gui Geng is asking about your age."

"It's just about age."

"So does he." Bo Yunke looked at his apprentice Guo Degang again, "Whoever catches him listens to whoever tells him, does he think I look like a good person?

Women are women and men are men's heads.

He has known Master for so long, did Master burn his head too much? "

Yu Qian complained: "If he doesn't have hair, will he get a perm?"

"That's what you mean. Good boy, you have to call him if you say so. It hurts him to scare him like that. Gui Geng is just asking about his age.

How young is he? "

"You are young~~" Guo Degang immediately repeated.

Yu Qian clapped his hands together, "Okay, I know."

"It's broken, that's because I was frightened just now, one after another."

"He told me that."

"Son!" Qi Yuncheng looked at Bo Yunke with a heavy tone, "He Fang was 14 last year, so what is he this year?"

Guo Degang: "9 years old."

Qi Yuncheng: "What do you call it, 14 last year and 15 this year. As long as no one talks about Guigeng, 15 will be the next step.

Gui Geng? "

Guo Degang: "15."

Qi Yuncheng: "What is it?"

Bo Yunke: "Chopsticks."

"Ouch!"

Qi Yuncheng heard a slip-up, and almost fell while holding on to the table, "I'm going to die. Everyone, they will judge.

Are those 17 zodiac signs without chopsticks? "

Yu Qian frowned and lowered his voice, "There are no 17 zodiac signs."

"Seventy?"

"There are so many, twelve."

"Is there only 12 left?"

"There will be more like this in the future."

"Oh, you thought it was changed according to daylight saving time." Before understanding the zodiac sign, Qi Yuncheng looked at Guo Degang again, "Is he a tiger? Tell me again."

Bo Yunke was standing next to him at this moment, but he didn't realize it at all, and said two or eight seconds ago, "It's a tiger."

"What is it?"

"Tiger."

"Gui Geng?"

"15!"

"Okay, from there, as long as no one mentions Gui Geng, he said 15.

What does it belong to, say it belongs to tiger.

just ask. "

"That's all right?"

"It was wrong."

"You can ask about it."

With a curious mind, Yu Qian came over to Bo Yunke again, "Gui Geng?"

Guo Degang: "15."

Yu Qian: "What is it?"

Guo Degang: "It belongs to the tiger."

Yu Qian: "Your Geng?"

Guo Degang: "15."

Yu Qian: "What is it?"

Guo Degang: "It belongs to the tiger."

Yu Qian: "Your Geng?"

Guo Degang: "15!"

Yu Qian: "What is it?"

Bo Yunke: "It belongs to his little master!!"

Hahahahaha!
Whether standing or sitting on the stage, the laughter was completely silenced.

It came out in bursts.

If it is a special two 800 people, it is okay, but the laughter of one 400 people, or even fewer people, is annoying when they gather together.

It's enough to reflect the old man's side.

"Good guy, that sentence makes me uncomfortable."

"Well! De Yun's actors just have no rules, respect the elders, that's right."

"The cross talk in Deyun Society is like a mud horse civilization!"

……

We were having fun, but Yu Qianmeng, who had asked several times, looked at Bo Yunke and said, "Hey, I was just scolding you."

Qi Yuncheng applauded distressedly, "Alright, the child has learned a new skill."

"He calls that a new skill."

"Nonsense! It's so difficult to come up with such a one, and he will exhaust you to death."

"You are trying to make me real!"

"Okay, as long as you hear Gui Geng from that fight, he will say 15, and whatever it is, say it belongs to tiger." Qi Yuncheng said again.

"Forget it."

Yu Qian stretched out his hand to stop Qi Yuncheng, and stabilized his emotions, "You see, I also remember half of it, as for teaching like that, put me on, and we two brothers can have a good chat.

It's been a long time since I saw him, and I miss him so much. "

"Got it."

"Hey, let's not talk about it in the next two days. We brothers met. When you were walking in the park, you met his father."

"See your old man?"

"Hey!" Yu Qian nodded, "The old man is energetic, at such a young age, his waist is slumped, his back is hunchbacked, and his body is really good."

"It's good to practice both skills."

"To tell the truth, is the old man expensive this year?"

"He asked your father?"

"Yes."

Guo Degang: "15!!"

Hahahaha!

Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi!

The side agreed.

The audience laughed and applauded, while the old couple all looked at Guo Degang in a daze.

"That's meaningless." After being anxious for two or eight seconds, Yu Qian became depressed, after all, it was his own advantage.

I was upset, how could Bo Yun feel better, turned around and immediately ended talking about his apprentice, "He looks like he's dying, who chatted with him? What's wrong with a big boy when he talks like a villain?

I'm talking about your dad. "

Guo Degang: "Ah!"

"Your father is his grandfather!"

"Hey!"

Qi Yuncheng was so angry that he could do it, he covered his chest and pointed at Guo Degang, "If you want to beat him, you already know?
Don't pick up on the villain when he speaks. "

After finishing speaking, Qi Yuncheng took a breath and looked back at Yu Qian, "That's your fault."

"Why do I blame you?" Yu Qian understood.

"Ask the old man, ask the elders, you can ask Guigeng."

"What should I ask?"

"Ask Low Shou."

"Is this old man dying today?"

"It's 15!" Bo Yunke stretched out a slap and shook his head abruptly, "That's right, I'm already strong, 75."

"Oh! I'm already 75? Seriously, what do I belong to?"

"Your father?"

Guo Degang: "Tiger!!!"

Hahaha!
Amidst the laughter, Qi Yuncheng really wanted to cry, "Oh, why is his kid like that? Remember the serious stuff, why is he so unhappy about that?
Who is talking to him?

Don't pick up on the villain when he says something, just stand there honestly and it's over?
It was Xu who spoke, and it was Xu who made the sound.

Every word is said by Xu, and whoever asks is said by Xu.

Even if you ask him why he is talking, he will say that you are talking, which is plausible. "

"Okay, okay!"

Yu Qian acted as a peacemaker and advised, "A child is a child, teach both parties to remember it and it's over. Let's continue talking as brothers."

"Hey!" Qi Yuncheng sighed and nodded, "Yes!"

"You are very happy to see the old man. It's been a long time since I saw you. You miss me."

"Ok!"

"See you later, say hello to me."

"Let's talk."

Yu Qian pointed out his hand, without looking into the distance, "If you are far away, you can shout, you say, young master, you are very good."

"What did your father say?"

"I have reason with you."

"His voice is too loud, please lower your voice." Qi Yuncheng said.

"Yeah, you raise your voice and follow closely two steps, you say hello, my lord!!"

"What did I say?"

"I have words."

Qi Yuncheng explained further, "Get off the fire, make your ears noisy, and keep your voice down."

"Yes, you chased after me. You yanked my foot, said to alarm me, then shouted after you got off, you said hello, young master."

"What did your father say?"

Yu Qian had a bitter expression and waved his hands, "I still have something to say."

At that time, Bo Yunke supported the table and wondered, "It's weird, why is your father talking?"

Guo Degang suddenly turned his head, and said leisurely, "You told me to talk."

Bo Yunke: "Fuck you!!"

……

Hahahaha!

Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi!

"it is good!!"

"That episode was great, you were watching Guo Degang in a daze the whole time, awesome."

"Every time you take advantage, you can laugh slowly."

"Then I'll have to bury him if I go up, I've been Lao Guo's father eight times!"

"Buried it, Lao Guo dug such a deep pit."

"Hahaha! Anyway, you have a deep memory of this sentence belonging to his young master."

(End of this chapter)