Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

Chapter 281 The child is mine, but it was born by your wife! 【Subscribe】

Behind the table, Luan Yunping couldn't help being embarrassed.

Looking at the two hands of my partner, I don't know how to choose, but I still ask first, "Which one is me?"

"The one on the left is you, the one on the right is the master, choose. But I have to tell you, your head and body can't be put together, you can be called a dead body."

"Yo, that's bad enough."

"Choose, it's time to test whether you are the master's beloved disciple." Qi Yuncheng spread his hands and urged.

Looking left and right, Luan Yunping felt extremely embarrassed, and her face was even more ugly, but in the end it was confirmed that he was Master's beloved disciple.

So I spoke.

"Master's head is going to cool down, I choose myself."

Hahahaha!

The whole scene was full of joy.

Good guy, is this the lover?Flying separately in the face of catastrophe, which is vividly reflected.

The key point is not to spoil these two words.

However, it also thoroughly proved that this beloved apprentice was more and more influenced by Qi Yuncheng, and was almost assimilated.

But the old audience smiled back. Qi Yuncheng paid more attention to that little girl, her expression probably didn't seem to understand.

The two eyebrows kept furrowing.

But his eyes were fixed on him.

And this makes me regret becoming a teacher a little bit.

However, the performance must continue, and at the same time throw away the one in the right hand.

"Then I have to transport you back to Xizhimen, the lower body is holding back there. Put you in your schoolbag, take the [-] bus to Deshengmen and then take the subway.

Go back to the gate of Xizhimen.

But let me tell you, I am the person who obeys public order the most. "

"How did you see it?"

"I swipe my card twice to get on the bus."

"what?"

"The driver is also wondering, hey, young man, each person swipe the card once."

"Correct!"

Qi Yuncheng pointed to his armpit, "No master, there is another one here.

The driver also said that dogs are not allowed in the car. "

"There's no dog here." Luan Yunping was speechless.

"Finally, I finally got to this door and took out your head and screwed it back on for you."

"My head is screwed? What are you screwing?"

"Don't worry about it, it's installed for you anyway, and then it will be driven to Babaoshan for cremation, put in a box, and sprinkled into the ditch."

"Spraying the ditch? Then I might as well want my master's head."

Qi Yuncheng explained, "Isn't your wish to return to nature?"

"It's all too natural."

"Then go to my teacher's wife to receive your pension, and help with the funeral affairs of the master by the way."

"Yes, by the way."

"After receiving it, I will leave half for your father and half."

"Why pay you back half?"

"I can't pay in vain. After receiving it, introduce your daughter-in-law to Kong Yunlong. From the perspective of our backstage, this matter is considered beautiful."

"Yes! You tore down our house, isn't it beautiful?" Luan Yunping deliberately showed a little temperament, "Why introduce my wife to Kong Yunlong? I use you?"

"Ouch." Qi Yuncheng rolled his eyes and opened his gossiping expression, "Don't you know the things they kept muttering about when you were alive?"

"Hey!" Luan Yunping was annoyed by her partner, "Stop making up stories, there's nothing like this."

"Anyway, in a simple sentence, friendship is still there after death, and it is said that friendship is seen in life."

Helpless, Luan Yunping could only nod her head, "I understand this, very deeply.

After all, the master is gone, and the daughter-in-law is also gone.

Then what is there to pass through the house and the wife does not avoid it. "

Sometimes a good joke is very important, Luan Yunping said this sentence, it seems very casual, but it is easy to make people laugh.

Especially the sentence that the master is gone and the daughter-in-law is gone.

The audience can enjoy it repeatedly after careful consideration.

At this time, Qi Yuncheng said again, "It's easy to understand. My wife doesn't avoid her when I go through the house. We are good friends. I went to visit your house, and your wife is at home.

We don't have to shy away from chatting together.

This doesn't need much explanation. "

"Yes, we have a good relationship. But there is another one who entrusts his wife and son?"

"It's getting late, it's past nine o'clock." Qi Yuncheng raised his right hand and glanced at his wrist.

Luan Yunping frowned, "You can see if you have a watch."

"I have to take a rest quickly, I was very tired when I first got backstage, and I have to pay my respects to my master.

So let's just stop here today. "

Not knowing what happened to Qi Yuncheng, Luan Yunping said, "Master, it's still early. Now that we've come to this point, let me explain.

I am afraid it is not difficult to entrust a wife and present a child. "

"Hey, if you're willing to die, I'm willing to bury you."

"What are you talking about?"

"That's what he meant by entrusting his wife and offering his son..."

……

……

In a word, the burdens are thrown down one by one.

Both have good acting experience.

Although Qi Yuncheng's big drum or opera, he dare not say better, but for cross talk, he is very confident.

After all, I was learning in the previous life, and I am also learning in this life, not to mention the systematic experience.

So it's an improvement over time.

And this paragraph is about going out to do business and earn a lot of money for ten years, and then help take care of his wife in a funny way.

But as soon as I took care of it, I had several children.

As for how it came, I understand everything.

……

"As soon as I went into the room and lay down, your wife was breastfeeding the child."

"They all have children?" Luan Yunping said in disbelief.

"Hey!!" Qi Yuncheng sighed, with a helpless expression, and stared to the side, "I said he will be back soon.

Tell me what to do.

And your daughter-in-law is also refreshing while patting the child. "

"say what?"

"What can I do now, what can I do with love? It's not like I haven't read Pan Jinlian's story."

"What's the point of this?"

"You're talking nonsense!!" Qi Yuncheng said angrily, "It's a wicked thing, but it's such a mess, why is it so annoying.

And just as the door opened, the eldest son came in. "

"Two sons?" Luan Yunping stretched out two fingers, and at the same time, the audience felt that Captain Luan's head was too green.

The laughter continued.

At this time, Qi Yuncheng did not restrain himself but continued.

"This one is the cutest, I like this one the most, when his favorite person comes in, he calls daddy!

But without saying a word, I slapped him with a slap. "

"How do you beat a child?"

"Still called Dad? Call me Dad again, do you know that someone died? Let me tell you, it will take another four or five days.

A visit from our family, as ugly as he looks, but the box is full of money.

You're sorry, you call him Dad.

That's right, Dad will buy you candy, did you hear me?
As for the kid, there is no need to ask. "

"how?"

"It's only a full moon."

"Well, then you are fast enough."

"It's all finished, clean up the house and pick you up, order a pot of food in the house, you sit on top, and your wife sits next to you.

The two children are one on each side, and I sit under my hand, hold a wine glass and drink, aren't you beautiful? "

"Beautiful." Hearing this, Luan Yunping naturally understood, gritted her teeth and spit out a word.

"Aren't you allowed to make this friend?"

"Pay~~"

The more Luan Yunping talked, the angrier she became, and she suddenly yelled, "I'll make you a ghost, who are you.

What are you doing? "

"No!" Qi Yuncheng didn't know what was wrong with him, he was a little confused, "You are not right."

"Why not?"

"It's kind of you to mess with me with such people. Let's talk to the lamp."

"It's no use talking to you."

"I'm not sorry."

"Are you not sorry?"

"How much did I spend for you?"

"You deserve it." Luan Yunping became more and more annoyed at the moment, after all, her daughter-in-law had two children.

"How tired I am."

"Maybe for whom."

"For your daughter-in-law during the day, I don't go in every day."

"Yes, you don't come out all night. What's the use of telling me this."

"You shouldn't be doing this, what am I trying to make friends with?"

"What are you drawing, you tell everyone in front of everyone."

"This is what I drew at the end? I took out my heart and gave it to you to eat. How did I end up like this?
A kind heart has become a donkey's liver and lungs. "

"That's what you're good at."

"Is it easy for me? You were seventy when you left, and you are eighty when you come back!"

"What's wrong with eighty?"

"You have the heart, but you don't have the strength."

"If you don't have that strength, you won't be allowed to come."

For a moment, the two of them seemed to be arguing on the stage, chattering with each other incessantly, almost without losing their breath.

But even so, the two people's articulate words were still very clear.

And this is the basic skill.

But Qi Yuncheng still had an aggrieved tone, and said quickly, "It's wrong for you to say that."

"What's wrong?"

"You have no children!"

"What's wrong with me having no children?"

"Your Luan's family is broken."

"That has nothing to do with you either."

"He's a big family with dead people holding banners and pots, no one cares about you."

"I'm not pointing at anyone."

Qi Yuncheng pointed down at his partner, "Do you know how to put two sticks on your legs and ask the two dogs to pull them out for you?"

"That's my business."

"I worry about you, am I easy?"

"Who are you for?" Luan Yunping looked over and asked angrily.

"I'm for you!!!" Qi Yuncheng suddenly increased the volume, gritted his teeth and shouted, "I tell you that child is my son!!"

"..."

The voice fell.

On the stage, after Luan Yunping understood the meaning, she turned from anger to silence in an instant, and asked softly, "Your son?"

Qi Yuncheng stood behind the microphone, his face full of discomfort and aggrieved, and there was even a hint of crying in his voice.

"Yes, that's my child. I'm afraid you will have no heirs. You are eighty. You have such a heart, do you still have the strength?"

Repeat what you just said.

The audience is having fun.

And Luan Yunping also stabilized her mood, "You are really thoughtful."

"You are left to guard the pile of money transferred from abroad, and then sit there and cry at you, I am here to make friends.

I have more children and I will give it to you two.

what?
You beat and scolded without saying a word, you put your heart on you. "

"Hey!" Luan Yunping was a little at a loss, as if she hadn't figured it out, "I didn't expect it."

bang.

Qi Yuncheng slapped the table and became angry, "No, I will die here today, and I will show you when I die here."

"I was wrong, can't I be wrong!" Luan Yunping hurried over to stop her.

"You don't have that."

"It's my fault."

"The child is mine."

"I know."

In an instant, Qi Yuncheng lost his momentum, "It was born by your wife."

"I'll fuck you!!!"

(End of this chapter)