Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

Chapter 197 Let's Forget About Stripping the Jacket, Okay! 【Subscribe】

"How can angels belong to the theater?"

"He stood still, his wings fell, and I am an angel.

I asked how to call it?
Just call me Xiaosan. "

"Tsk!" Yu Qian was extremely disgusted with a pinch of teeth, "That's the name given by the angel."

With his hands in his hands, Qi Yuncheng turned sideways and asked the angel, "Is that right, San'er? What can you do with me?
God please go!
God?Who apprentice?Will you usurp the head of the class in the future?If you want to usurp, queue up. "

"What a mess!!!"

When the audience heard this, there was another burst of laughter in an instant. They really felt that Mr. Guo could not escape this fate.

Some people even worried about him.

Because there are too many "enemies" around, even what uncle Yu said before, even his own son has to be on guard.

Of course, everyone knows that this is Wu Size on stage, but it can't stand the fun.

In the end, Yu Qian hurriedly changed the subject, "God doesn't we people know? There is no need to usurp the throne."

"That's right, he said you don't care, he has something to do with you, he said that you can go to heaven with us, come on.

After speaking, he dragged me and flew up with a rub.

This is high, thanks to my practice, otherwise I would have to vomit. "

"It's too high and I'm dizzy!" Yu Qian said.

"Come to heaven and have a look. This big tall building is very big. There is a fence door in front, it is locked, and there is a sign hanging on it!"

"Written what?"

Qi Yuncheng stretched out his hand and pointed, "It is strictly forbidden to set up stalls within 100 meters of heaven!"

"Ah? There are still stalls in heaven?"

"San'er said wait a minute, I'll find it for you, bang bang bang! Uncle Wang!!!"

"Huh?" Yu Qian was puzzled, and stopped him and asked, "What's the matter with Uncle Wang?"

Qi Yuncheng opened his mouth to explain, "The uncle in the messenger room in heaven is surnamed Wang! When he shouted, he came out of the messenger room.

(sputters) San'er is back?

Yes, come, come, Mr. Qi brought it.

Open the door, let me in, and then San'er told me, wait for me for a while, I will tell God.

He went, but I found that there was a big screen hanging in front of me, and there were many clocks hanging on it! "

"surface?"

"Yeah!" Qi Yuncheng nodded, and then gestured with both hands to the size of a normal clock, "It's just like what we usually see.

But there are countless of them, and the rotation speed of the upper needle is not the same.

Some are fast, some are slow! "

"What's going on?" Yu Qian was puzzled.

"I'm also wondering, call San'er back!" Qi Yuncheng waved his hands, showing the appearance of talking to someone, and at the same time pointed to the front, "What's going on?"

"How did he say?"

"You don't know that. If there is a man in the world, there is a corresponding watch in heaven."

"I said that much."

"Then why do some spin fast and some spin slowly?

The good ones turn slowly, and the bad ones turn fast. "

"So that's how it is." At this moment, it seemed to relieve some of Yu Qian's doubts.

"Hey!" Suddenly, Qi Yuncheng remembered something, and continued, "I have a grandpa named Yu Qian."

Yu Qian said, "It's about me."

Qi Yuncheng: "Where is his piece?"

Yu Qian: "Help me find it."

Qi Yuncheng: "He's not here!"

Yu Qian: "Where did you go?"

Qi Yuncheng: "God took it away and used it as an electric fan."

"Ah?? I'm broken to the end?"

Yu Qian was suddenly surprised.

The bottom is laughing again and again, the hands of the clock are blowing like a fan, that's really bad. .

Laughing.

Qi Yuncheng glanced at the restless crowd below and continued, "It's just that Uncle Wang has come out! (Falling) Come on, God is waiting, go quickly."

"It still smells like this."

"I pushed the door open and God was sitting there smoking a cigarette."

Qi Yuncheng clamped his index finger and middle finger, put it to his mouth and took a sip, then squinted and said, "Just here? Then sit down!"
I'll smoke another three hours. "

"Smoking addiction is not small."

"I say sir!"

"Mr. Shang?"

"Brother Di!"

"Heh, what are these names? This is it."

"Wait, sit, brother! I'm so happy that you've come here. It's been a long time since a crosstalk talker has gone to heaven."

Yu Qian's expression froze behind the table, and he complained, "What if the rest go to hell?"

"Drink water, brother.

Don't drink, don't drink. After Qi Yuncheng played two roles alone, he turned his head and looked in one direction casually, "Okay, what old king, let's get some food."Our house has visitors (qie), let's go. "

"What kind of words are these?"

"You are here today, I will treat you well."

"Eat well."

"After a while, the work will come. It can be spread out. One set per person. I still have two eggs."

"Pancake fruit?"

"I said we just eat this?
Hey, there is no way, there are only four of us in heaven, Xiao Saner, Lao Wang, me, and you!It's really not worth the fire. "

"Anyway, let's make do with it."

"After I finished eating, I felt weird and tired of sitting for a while, so I asked, is there anything interesting in this paradise?
Mr. Shang said that he is not here for fun, but he said that if you have any requirements, you can ask them.

I can grant your wish. "

"Then you can mention it." Yu Qian was somewhat excited, because it was a good thing.

Qi Yuncheng was naturally also happy, and said without hesitation, "Then I hope for world peace!!"

"It's a big wish."

"That's the hard part, honestly, man, I'm not trying to save you. Because if only I could do it, but it's hard for me.

You discuss other things. "

"Let's mention one more."

"World peace can't be achieved." Qi Yuncheng was disappointed, put his hands in his sleeves and continued to think, and after a second or two he came up with his idea.

"Hey, I have an elder named Yu Qian."

"Thinking of me again."

"Look, I still have a photo with me."

While talking, Qi Yuncheng deliberately took it out of his trouser pocket. Of course, it was all intangible, so he handed it forward after taking it out.

"My uncle Yu Qian is not very good-looking, can you make him beautiful?"

"It's for my own good." Yu Qian's expression was quite happy.

However, Qi Yuncheng, playing the role of God, sighed after looking at the photo for a few seconds, and then changed the subject, "Let's talk about world peace."

"Oh, it's hard to see that there is no edge, isn't it?"

"Nonsense! The head looks like a potato, and the hair looks like sprouts. This is not human."

All of a sudden, Yu Qian couldn't help being happy, but he still let out a cry in his bones, and the volume turned up a few times, "Don't mention the matter of stripping the mandarin jacket!!!"

Hahahaha!

Almost all of De Yun's audiences don't know about this thing.

As soon as it was mentioned suddenly, the scene at that time naturally came back to their minds, and then laughter completely filled the entire theater.

Nothing else, at that time, stripping the mandarin jacket almost killed the uncle on the stage.

But they are not the only ones who are happy.

The actors are also happy.

Because the two people don't look at their seniority, but they are almost the same off the stage. When they perform on stage, they are naturally relaxed and happy.

So what to say.

But this is not the same as what Master Guo Degang said. After all, it is the Master. If the Master measures the work, not to mention him as an apprentice, no one can be so relaxed.

And Guo Degang can naturally see this in the side screen, nodding constantly, and is also infected by this laughter.

In the end, I still feel that the two of them are having a good time, and the cross talk has really reached the point of playing, that is, it has entered the realm.

But the child is still too far behind his grandpa.

But it's not bad, it's all pretty good.

But just as he was thinking about it, Song Yi next to him paid more attention, and then mustered up the courage to ask Mr. Guo, who was among a group of actors.

"Mr. Guo, will they come down after finishing the story in a while?"

Guo Degang turned his head, "Yes! This is the end of the savings, and there will be an encore after the end of the end, and they have to come down before the end!"

"Okay, thank you!"

After speaking, Song Yi immediately turned around and went to the backstage, but Guo Degang was puzzled, wondering what this girl was going to do.

(End of this chapter)