Help! The villainous woman just wants to be a salted fish
Chapter 263 Is the door god, the living door god...
Chapter 263 Is the door god, the living door god...
Only Fang Xiangyue was still cooperating there, and said with a half-hearted smile, "Is it really so clever?"
"Of course, otherwise, Fang Huanhai wouldn't be the new representative of our Chengyuan Empire's door god. I guarantee it with my personality, it will definitely work!"
The stall owner patted his chest with great confidence, and then pushed the things in front of Fang Xiangyue with graciousness, "So, sir, would you like to do a set, absolutely exorcising evil spirits and keeping you safe, that's all right! "
"Pfft..."
Hearing this, even Fang Ange couldn't help it, and let out a laugh.
Afterwards, he hurriedly tried his best to hold back his smile, turned around stiffly with slightly trembling legs, and said with difficulty, "I... I'm a bit stuttered... go... buy some..."
At first, I still used to walk, but as my pace got faster and faster, I ran straight forward.
"I...I'll go too!" Seeing this, the others hurried to catch up.
"Ha ha ha ha…"
Hurriedly turning into the nearest alley, everyone in Bengbu burst into laughter in an instant.
Rao was Shen Xinglian who always paid the most attention to manners, and at this time he was also smiling and leaned limply in Fang Ange's arms.
That street vendor is so talented, it's too weird to ask Fang Xiangyue to buy her own statue and go back to the town house!
They are all specially trained, and they don't laugh easily unless they can't help it!
This is so funny, hahahahaha!
The exaggerated laughter caused the people passing by the alley to look sideways, and then stepped away, probably thinking that they were all lost and crazy.
And even though the street was a little far away, the laughter of the few people was so loud that it vaguely reached Fang Xiangyue's ears.
Fang Xiangyue's face was as black as the bottom of a pot.
But even at this time, the stall owner still couldn't react, thinking that Fang Xiangyue was dissatisfied with the peach charm.
Then, after a moment's pause, she put away the peach blessing, looked around like a thief, and then took out a statue from under the table and placed it in front of Fang Xiangyue.
Good guy, it's Fang Xiangyue's face on his head!
Fang Xiangyue: "..."
Then, the stall owner leaned forward and whispered to her mysteriously, "It's not ordinary at first glance. It doesn't matter if you look down on ordinary peach charms. We also have gods here, and the effect is absolutely amazing. If you buy it, You can definitely surpass ordinary people by a large margin and become a master!"
After finishing speaking, he added a thumbs up at the right time.
Fang Xiangyue: "Hehe..."
After being able to stop a child from crying at night, not only has she gained the ability to be a town house, but now she seems to be able to bless people to get promoted and get rich!
It's amazing, it's really amazing, she doesn't even know that she is such a treasure girl!
She was silent for a moment, and finally picked up the deity, and calmly placed it next to her face.
"I'm standing in front of you, how much do you think I look like before?"
"Ok?"
Seeing this, the stall owner was obviously stunned for a moment, then his eyes widened in surprise, and he kept scanning back and forth between the statue and Fang Xiangyue's face.
Then he took a deep breath and exclaimed, "Oh, I said objectively, why do you look so kind? You can't say that you have nothing to do with this deity, they are exactly the same..."
Having said that, the voice stopped abruptly.
Looking up, facing Xiangyue's kind smile above, his complexion turned pale in an instant.
"Fang...Fang Fu...No, no, Miss Fang!"
People who were articulate before, now stutter when they speak, and their whole person looks like a mourner, with an ugly face like a dead parent.
"Why, don't continue to sell." Fang Xiangyue smiled, and his tone was flat.
But falling into the ears of the stall owner was like falling into the cold winter pool, which made her feel cold all over.
As soon as his knees softened, he knelt down on the spot and kowtowed repeatedly, begging for mercy, "Second Miss, please spare me, Second Miss, please spare my life! Little... villains are just following the trend, and they didn't mean to offend. Little one, please let the little one go..."
"What's the matter?"
"Hey, why does that person look so familiar?"
"Mom, it's the door god, the living door god... umm..."
"Hey, don't talk nonsense, that's a disaster, you don't want to live!"
"Didn't Fang Chaozhang go to the Zongmen, and he came back to celebrate the New Year? What about the newly bought door god?"
"Fortunately, what I bought is a god statue, and outsiders can't see it!"
"..."
The movement here quickly attracted the attention of the people, and they started talking about it.
Fang Ange and the others, who had adjusted their condition and rushed back, almost laughed out loud again after hearing the phrase "living door god".
However, when they saw Fang Xiangyue's unhappy expression, they immediately suppressed their emotions.
They stood next to Fang Xiangyue together and watched the stall owner go on a crusade, "I said you are too wicked, don't you feel bad for using someone else as a door god?"
"That's right, how do you compensate for this loss of reputation?" Nangong Mule also followed suit, "Our Ayue is so outstanding, he must be worthy of being a door god, but anything vicious is just blatant slander, our Ayue is a person. How wonderful!"
"That's right, master is the best person in the world, so he's not fierce." Fang Ze also echoed aloud.
"You are all right, the villain is really wrong, and I really won't sell it again in the future." The stall owner quickly admitted his mistake, his head was almost buried in the ground, and he didn't dare to look up.
Fang Xiangyue, who was originally a little angry, felt a lot better after hearing Fang Ange and others' protection.
"What about the ones that were sold before?" Nangong Mule continued with a serious expression, "If an apology is useful, what do you want law enforcement to do?"
Although these things were quite funny, Nangong Mule couldn't help but think of the consequences that would be caused.
Fang Xiangyue's reputation was not good to begin with, but that was just a small disturbance within the capital.
If this door god peach talisman is really spread, Fang Xiangyue will not be wiped out in the future, and the scourge and cruelty will only be stigmatized for thousands of years, forever!
"But...but everyone is selling..."
The stall owner thought it was unlucky, how come there are so many people selling evil peach charms in the world, and she just met the right owner and was caught right away!
"What everyone is doing is not necessarily right. Right is right, and wrong is wrong." Nangong Mule said in a strong tone, "This incident has already caused harm, and you must be responsible. Not only that, but other people responsible."
"This... this... then what do you want the villain to do?" The stall owner said with a sad face, "The villain's family is poor and poor, and they can't afford it, so they just die..."
"Come on, with your humble life, can you compare to the reputation of our family, Ah Yue?" Nangong Mule interrupted him before he could finish speaking.
The stall owner: "..."
Although this is true, it really hurts when you say it so bluntly!
"However, I have a solution here. As long as you are willing to cooperate, everything in the past can be written off."
(End of this chapter)
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