Cao Cao crosses Wu Dalang
Chapter 83
Chapter 83
"Jinzhi! Wu Mengde is a famous hero, how can you talk like that!"
Si Xingfang yelled, and quickly clasped his fists at Cao Cao: "Your Majesty, there are a lot of people, don't bother with this little girl! She has been favored by everyone since she was a child, so I didn't want to bring her here this time, I have been across the Huaihe River , only to find that she was following behind."
"No problem!" Cao Cao waved his hands and smiled, "Miss Fang is not wrong, Wu is indeed small. It's just because I lost my parents since I was a child, and I raised my second brother by myself. I sold it along the street, and bought some delicious food with the money. I gave it to my second brother. Because of the poor food and heavy work, I didn’t grow up, but my second brother is tall and mighty, like a god. It doesn’t hurt me to suffer.”
Looking at Shi Bao, he said, "In terms of stature, it's not weaker than your Nanli Sword!"
Shi Bao was surprised when he heard this, and said, "It's about the same as me? When I was young, I could eat very well. No wonder you didn't grow tall, but you gave up all the delicious food to your younger brother. In this way, Brother Wu has always had food since he was a child. Responsible man! Miss, you shouldn’t say that Brother Wu is short and short.”
Fang Jinzhi is pampered and used to being presumptuous, and secondly, he remembers Cao Cao's previous reprimand and dragged her to the horse, half-intentionally and half-intentionally calling him "little man". Based on her experience of quarreling with her girlfriends, short people are most afraid of being called short. Poor people are most afraid of people saying they are poor. Unexpectedly, Cao Cao generously explained why he was short. Not only did he show no inferiority complex, but he was also faintly proud of "Although I am short, I have raised a big brother."
The story of a child raising another child was originally very bleak, but Cao Cao told it triumphantly. Fang Jinzhi heard it, and couldn't help feeling sad and admiring.
Therefore, when Si Xingfang and Shi Bao accused her of being wrong, for the first time in history, he did not get angry, instead he saluted Cao Cao and said softly, "It's a young girl who is rude. Her words offended her. Please don't take offense."
Si Xingfang watched her grow up and knew her temperament best, so he couldn't help being very surprised, thinking how could this girl be so educated and reasonable?Could it be that he was holding back something bad, and wanted to kill Wu Dalang?
Cao Cao didn't take it seriously, but Luan Tingyu quit. The other party said that you are small, and he said that Brother Wu is short, and he couldn't help but secretly angry.
One of them was a little girl and she even apologized, while the other blamed Fang Jinzhi from the standpoint of Wuda University, making it difficult for him to get angry, so she just said with a cold face: "A man is short, but he has a heart. My elder brother has a strong heart. Martial arts, strategy, temperament, and character are all the best choices! Hearing the name of Wu Mengde, a hero from Shandong and Hebei, anyone should give a thumbs up and praise him as a good man!"
"Huh!" Fang Jinzhi blinked his big eyes in surprise, looked at his big brother in front of his eyes, then stretched it out to Cao Cao's eyes, and asked him happily: "Did I just praise you as a 'good man' just now?" Is it? It seems that my vision is not inferior to your heroes from Shandong and Hebei."
Luan Tingyu couldn't help smiling wryly when he saw the other party's brilliance.Cao Cao laughed loudly, nodded and said, "After being a hero, Miss Fang is naturally born with extraordinary courage."
"Yes, yes!" Fang Jinzhi was overjoyed, accepted all of Cao Cao's compliments, and looked at him with a blink of an eye, only to feel that this ordinary-looking short man was much more interesting than those heroes around his father, so he couldn't help but coquettishly said: "You have very good eyesight, and this girl is a hero who cherishes heroes, and a good man knows a good man. Hmph, it's not like these stinky people. I said that I would come to avenge my cousin, but none of them would take me. Fortunately, I I secretly followed."
Deng Yuanjue coughed and said, "Our matter is a business of beheading, you little girl..."
Fang Jinzhi jumped up before he finished speaking, and said anxiously: "What's wrong with the little girl? You are all good men, why am I afraid of beheading? If your head gets bigger and you get a scar, you will be a good man again after eighteen years."
She slurred her speech in a panic, and reversed the word "Dahe"; Li Kui, Shi Bao, and Pang Wanchun rubbed their stomachs and laughed loudly; Deng Yuanjue, Si Xingfang, and Luan Tingyu couldn't help but smile; Embarrassed and angry, tears welled up immediately.
Cao Cao only smiled lightly, and comforted him: "Of course you are not afraid of beheading, but your parents, uncles, aunts, brothers and sisters-in-law, how can those who love you let you take risks? But then again, if Xiaoying doesn't take the risk to learn How can you fly across the sky? So you are all right."
Hearing this, Fang Jinzhi raised his tear-filled eyes, choked up and said, "You're right, you have a good way of making paste."
Cao Cao couldn't help laughing: "Hahaha, she is smart, but since she is a smart girl, why do you cry when others laugh? You should find a chance to laugh and go back."
Fang Jinzhi looked at the crowd with tears in his eyes and said: "They always make fun of me, and I, I can't find a chance."
Cao Cao pretended to be mysterious and said: "Isn't this a ready-made opportunity? Everyone thinks that this assassination failed, and revenge is not easy, and they all feel back. Only you say no, then you must take revenge, right?"
Fang Jinzhi recalled: "Ah, what I said was, 'Then kill him too! The dog officer killed cousin Shao Yueer, if you don't kill him, cousin will not rest in peace in heaven.'"
This woman has a good memory, she can remember every single word she has said.
Cao Cao praised: "Sure enough, that's what you said. Since they think they can't take revenge, but you think it's okay, then let's kill the dog officer and take revenge on your cousin. Isn't it just a joke for you? They're gone!"
"That's right!" Fang Jinzhi regained his energy, and immediately asked a key question: "Then how do we slaughter it?"
Deng Yuanjue and the others all had unfriendly expressions: "Brother Wu, Miss Fang is beautiful, it's normal for you to want to please her, but life and death are important matters, and you can't wait for them."
Cao Cao clasped his fists and said, "Everyone, please see if there is only one head on Wu's item? There is no reason not to cherish it. Since I dare to say this, I must be careless."
He didn't explain the part of "wanting to please her", Fang Jinzhi's face suddenly became hot, but he couldn't help but listen to what this person cares about.
Cao Cao said sternly: "This plan is worthless to put it bluntly. Brother Shi Bao is a swordsman, so he naturally knows how to drag the sword."
Shi Bao's expression perked up: "You mean fraudulent defeat?"
Cao Cao smiled slightly and said, "Who said it was a feint? Haven't we already lost?"
Pang Wanchun nodded, and thoughtfully said: "We failed to ambush, and were forced out of the city by the opponent. We have indeed lost."
Cao Cao said again: "We only have a few people, how can Zhu Xun be willing to let go lightly? If I were Zhu Xun, I would send someone to chase after me, and I would divide into multiple teams to search around."
Deng Yuanjue said: "This is also common sense."
Cao Cao smiled even wider: "Xuzhou officers and soldiers, who is willing to work for him? If you don't send someone to supervise, how can you use your strength?"
Si Xingfang shouted: "Oh, you mean, his tax army has also been sent out?"
Li Kui jumped up and said: "So, the bird officer's soldiers have all been sent out of the city. If we go to the city, don't we kill each other?"
Deng Yuanjue and the others looked at each other, all beaming with joy, Si Xingfang said: "I think it's feasible! I've been assassinated before, but I couldn't go far with a single hit. There will be no movement for at least half a month. If I kill him now, he will be defenseless."
Cao Cao said: "There are only two difficulties. One is that it is difficult to enter the city gate, and the other is that this guy may not necessarily live in the government office. If you want to be safe, you should do this, this, and this."
Everyone was overjoyed when they heard this, but Fang Jinzhi said angrily, "Hey, why me?"
There are different teachings: small and bold, go out and go back.With a little trick to teach you to drag a knife, all dog officials in the world can be beheaded.
(End of this chapter)
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