Courtyard House: Why is my time-travel experience so shabby?
Chapter 309 Open the whole
Chapter 309 Open the whole
Chen Erdan was so angry by Du Weiguo that he almost didn't push his blood pressure directly, his old face was flushed, and he cursed out of embarrassment:
"Du Weiguo, you bastard, you are not a good person, you are a good person who pretends to be a fart!"
Du Weiguo laughed loudly: "Hahaha, Chen Erdan, your nickname is really good, very majestic! It sounds much better than Dahu. Dahu sounds very strong when you hear it. Dudan is good, it sounds so round Ah! And extremely suggestive."
Du Weiguo is a bad thief, he is not ambiguous at all, how can a king with a strong mouth get his name in vain?
Hahahahaha!
Wang Yang and Gou Shengzi were already laughing so hard that they couldn't stand. The last association Du Weiguo said could be understood by any man. Although it wasn't harmful, it was extremely insulting.
Chen Erdan was so angry that the veins popped out of his forehead, but he could only rage helplessly. He roared in a low voice:
"Du Weiguo, you bastard, you fucking call me Chen Erdan again, I will never stop with you."
Hahaha!A man's happiness is sometimes so naive and so simple.
Just joking around, the food is ready.
Due to the face of the two boxes of Zhonghua Cigarettes and the fact that Du Weiguo often brushes his face to some extent, 10 meat dishes are filled with a total of 16 large lunch boxes, which is at least half more than usual and has a twist.
The four of them carried their lunch boxes in net bags, rode on the bike, and roared away all the way, bickering all the time along the way, like a group of dogs having fun.
This is indeed the case, you will find that if it is just a group of old men playing together, the atmosphere is really easy to be happy, sometimes even a small point or a thing, the big guys can laugh up and down, unscrupulous !
But once there are women present, especially beautiful women, the atmosphere will change immediately. Everyone must be more or less restrained, acting like a play.
Du Weiguo likes this kind of pure feeling very much, the happy time when brothers and sisters are together!
Everyone chatted and laughed and arrived at Hao Shanhe's house. Bart is also a master of work. The east wing has been simply tidied up at this moment. The kang is burning hot, and the dining table has been moved.
Although the north room of the old Haotou’s house is more spacious and more decent, the room in the east room has a kang, and the temperature in the room is much better after it is heated. Isn’t that what people drink and drink in winter?
Hao Shanhe was holding Hao Xiaohei, squinting his eyes, and sat there with a smile. Hao Xiaohei, a little cat, stared at the big round eyes, and looked at the room full of five big and three thick two-legged cats. Comrade Yang Caiyu, who was so sweet and soft, drooped his head again in boredom, and didn't even lift his eyelids.
Hao Shanhe also met Chen Dahu a few times in Fengtian City, and even had a drink with him once, so he was an old friend. The old Haotou was full of smiles, and he hurt Du Weiguo when he opened his mouth:
"I said, you hozen, you are getting more and more calculating now, you have a treat for a drink, and you came to my house to set up a banquet, you want my old man to clean up for you, right?"
Du Weiguo said shamelessly: "Slander, Uncle Hao, you are slander, we have come here with good wine and good food to bring warmth to you, a widowed old man! You don't appreciate it, you let me and Chen Er How can Comrade Dan be so sympathetic!"
Chen Erdan was standing on the sidelines watching the fun with relish, when he was suddenly attacked by Du Weiguo, his face collapsed, Wang Yang and Gou Shengzi burst out laughing, and they both laughed all the way.
Hao Shanhe took a look at Chen Erdan's face, and instantly understood, the old hermaphrodite instantly made amends:
"Hehe, bastard, this name is quite domineering! It's concise and to the point, straight from the heart, awesome!"
After finishing speaking, the old Haotou couldn't help laughing, the connotation was too stalking.
Hahaha!
This time even Du Weiguo couldn't help it anymore, except for the honest Bart and the red-faced Comrade Chen Erdan, everyone in the room couldn't help laughing.
Gou Shengzi even laughed so hard that he squatted on the ground directly. It was the first time he saw his second uncle being hurt like this by others, and he felt so fucking relieved.
Chen Dahu was so angry that his teeth were itching, he said in a hateful voice:
"Du Weiguo, you bastard who is not a son of man, stop talking nonsense, let's meet at the wine table, if I drink you down today, I will take your surname from now on!"
Du Weiguo barely stopped laughing, he smacked his mouth, and said in a cheap way:
"Du Erdan, hey, don't talk about it, it's more catchy than Chen Erdan."
Chen Dahu's eyes were red with anger. Just as he was about to scold someone, suddenly Bart, a fool, let out a deafening laugh, like thunder, shaking the windows!
Damn, he was taken aback by the big guys, and Hao Xiaohei was so shocked that his hair exploded. He almost jumped up and slapped him directly.
It turned out that Wang Yang just whispered to Bart the origin and association of this bastard.
Bart, this idiot, didn't react until now, and laughed wildly. This f*cking brain reflex arc is really scary enough!
In such a joyful atmosphere, everyone came to the table. There were 14 boxes of dishes bought from the restaurant, plus peanuts, chili sauce, pickles, etc. sponsored by Mr. Haotou, and a large table was filled. Almost overflowing the table, and the scariest wine ever!
Bart is an idiot, he has a solid eye, Du Weiguo gave him a total of 20 yuan and a drink ticket, but he didn't keep a penny, he just bought wine.
The 5-year-old Fenjiu costs 1 yuan and 5 cents a bottle, and he himself paid 1 yuan upside down. At this moment, a total of 14 bottles of 52-degree alcohol are neatly placed on the edge of the kang like shells.
It's a bit daunting, you know, there are only 6 people on the table, this is really a death game!
With Du Weiguo's current physical fitness, he asks for it. For this kind of high-grade liquor, 2 catties is almost enough for him. If it is 2 catties, he must be drunk. 3 catties is probably his limit, and there is a high probability that it will be broken. .
Du Weiguo swallowed secretly, he felt a little guilty, looking at Chen Erdan and Gou Shengzi eager to try, these uncles and nephews must be the super Dionysians who never get drunk!
Logically speaking, it wouldn't be so. Bart's bear has a good capacity for alcohol, at least 2 catties as a base, and Wang Yang can also draw more than one catty. Adding his own 2 catties, it's a lot!Anyway, with old Hao as the backstop, it's over.
Before starting to drink, Chen Dahu first took out the gifts he brought to Du Weiguo, they were not too valuable but very precious.
A big wolf fur and a roe deer skin mattress, these two leather mattresses are authentic Northeast specialties, the best thing to keep warm in winter.
In fact, he brought gifts to Bart, Wang Yang, and Lao Hao, each with a lynx fur hat, which he had already given to them yesterday.
Chen Dahu said that this wolf fur mattress is very good for those who have been shot, and the cold and evil will not enter in winter. Considering that Du Weiguo was seriously injured this spring, this winter may be sad, so he is definitely full of sincerity.
Du Weiguo didn't even refuse at all, and happily accepted the gift from Gou Shengzi, who had always held this thing.
Du Weiguo shook off the big wolf skin in front of Chen Dahu, good guy, what a big wolf!This piece of leather is 1 meters long and almost 5 meters wide when unfolded. The overall color of the fur has turned white. It can be seen that this is an extremely majestic wolf, and it may even be the wolf king.
Everyone praised it when they saw it.
"Hey! It's really a good leather. It looks like it must be a big wolf that is at least 15 years old!" Bart is a Mongolian, and he knows something about the fineness of leather goods.
When Hao Xiaohei saw the wolf skin, he was terrified immediately, and jumped out of Hao Shanhe's arms with a whoosh, arched his back, his hair stood up all over his body, and let out a threatening growl from his mouth.
Du Weiguo couldn't help smiling when he saw its pretentiousness, and shook its wolf fur lightly at it. Hao Xiaohei immediately rushed to the kang and hid in the corner. Nothing.
Du Weiguo rolled up the wolf skin, put it directly on the kang, and said grinningly:
"Brother Hu, thank you, you have a heart. Uncle Hao, I will keep the wolf skin for you, and I will keep the rest of the roe deer skin mattress for Caiyu."
He divided his gift in front of Chen Dahu. Hao Shanhe smiled and refused politely. Chen Dahu didn't even say a word. He had no objection to this. He just waved his hand impatiently and said:
"Okay, don't talk so much, the dishes are almost cold, and the wine is already warmed up, let's get started!"
Du Weiguo said proudly, "Come on, let's start!"
When writing this chapter, Dagou felt a little emotional. It has been a long time since I had a good get together with my friends. The world of adults is becoming more and more lonely.
The most recent chapters are ugly, I admit, because I changed the manuscript, or the whole book would be lost.
(End of this chapter)
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