Salted Fish of Super Seminary

Chapter 149 He's not gay, is he?

Chapter 147 He's not gay, is he?

Yun Yang and Lao Li were strolling on the road, looking at the pedestrians who were all smiling with relief.

"How is it, Yun boy? Do you feel that your life-threatening battle on the front line is worth it?"

Hearing what Lao Li said, Yun Yang touched his nose.

"It's good, but it's not like you're willing to sacrifice your own life."

"Hmm? Then you have also died for your country once, so don't belittle yourself."

Old Li stopped and spoke in a serious voice.

Seeing Lao Li's serious look, Yun Yang was stunned and said in a low voice.

"It's not as great as you say. I was just a little arrogant that time and went too far."

After he finished speaking, Yun Yang was slapped hard by Lao Li. Although it didn't hurt, he still looked at the murderer with a wronged look.

"You were attacked just because you risked your life for your comrades, do you understand?"

Old Li glared at Yun Yang with disappointment.

"I……"

"Um?!"

Looking at Old Li's angry expression, Yun Yang seemed to understand something and couldn't help laughing.

"Uncle, I am a super soldier. God, these rights and things are useless to me. Moreover, Ge Xiaolun is the main god of the Milky Way recognized by the gods of the universe, and this cannot be changed. So, I might as well be a salted fish happily. Anyway, I will definitely not lack honorary things, so."

Yun Yang didn't say what came next, but Lao Li was sure to understand.

Sure enough, Lao Li was silent for a while, then laughed, and there was some relief in his laughter.

"That's right. You are different from us. There is really no need for you to care about rights. I won't bother with these matters. Let's talk about other things."

Yun Yang showed a relaxed smile, because he was really afraid that Lao Li would ask him to climb up desperately, which he really couldn't do.

Since there was no need to worry about that, Yun Yang asked in a relaxed tone.

"Other? What else?"

A kind smile suddenly appeared on Lao Li's resolute face, and he spoke.

"My grandson..."

Before Lao Li finished speaking, Yun Yang realized as soon as he opened his mouth that this topic could not be discussed.

He ran straight to a supermarket. This made Lao Li very angry. He pointed at Yun Yang and was speechless.

Not long after, Yun Yang came back with two bottles of mineral water and eagerly opened them for Lao Li.

Old Li reached out to take it, and the words came out of his mouth.

“My…”

When Yun Yang heard this, he realized that this wouldn't work, so he directly pushed the water to Lao Li's mouth and spoke up.

"Uncle, you must be thirsty after talking so much."

Old Li's face turned dark involuntarily. He took a big gulp of water and spoke again.

"I……"

However, Yun Yang quickly opened a pack of cigarettes and stuffed it into Lao Li's mouth.

"Uncle, you haven't smoked for a long time, have you? Have one."

Lao Li felt uncomfortable as he had kept his words in his mouth twice, so he lit a cigarette, took a deep puff and prepared to speak again.

Then I heard Yun Yang shouting.

"Boss! First, twenty skewers of kidneys, five pounds of mutton, ten skewers of the other ingredients, and two jugs of beer."

Looking at Yun Yang sitting there, grinning at him, Lao Li could only glare at him fiercely and go over to sit down.

While Yun Yang was talking about this and that, the food they ordered started to be served.

A little girl with a lolita face came to the side with a big tray, placing the skewers on the tray and looking at Yun Yang with a strange look.

"Beauty, you are staring at me like that, are you attracted to me? I already have a girlfriend."

Yun Yang felt a little embarrassed when being stared at, so he had to fight poison with poison and tease her.

Unexpectedly, the girl looked at Yun Yang with an even weirder look. Finally, she put down the tray that was supporting her big waist and spoke.

"You're so weak, I can't stand you."

After saying that, he walked away without looking back, leaving Yun Yang a little confused.

Old Li's laughter came from the side, and he shook a kidney in his hand towards Yun Yang.

At this time Yun Yang also reacted and realized that the other person was treating him as a supplement to his body.

How could I tolerate this? Well, since they had already left, I had no choice but to put up with this loss.

Then he pulled the plate of kidneys in front of him.

"This is for your beloved grandson. There is no share for you."

Old Li looked at Yun Yang in surprise, then handed the one he had taken a bite of to Yun Yang.

"This is for you too, eat more and give yourself some fuel."

Yun Yang looked at the tooth mark and showed disgust.

"There's still saliva, don't."

Old Li's face turned dark involuntarily, and he took a big bite.

"You brat."

When Yun Yang ate the third one, he couldn't stand it anymore. There was a bad taste in his mouth and his face turned a little blue.

He pushed the tray in front of him back to the middle and said embarrassedly.

"Uncle, let's eat together."

Old Li put an edamame into his mouth and glanced at Yun Yang.

"This is all for my eldest grandson. It's all yours."

"No, uncle, we have the same taste. Let's eat together. Let's eat together."

Yun Yang pushed forward again, feeling a little embarrassed.

"It's shameful to waste food, eat it quickly."

Old Li looked at Yun Yang with a smile and even picked up a kebab of lamb.

Just when Yun Yang reached out to grab a mutton skewer to reduce the smell, Lao Li hit him with a skewer, and he quickly withdrew his hand in fright.

"You can eat other things only after you finish eating. Hurry up and don't waste time."

Yun Yang opened his mouth, feeling like crying but unable to cry. He had no choice but to pick up another flavorful kidney and take a big bite.

He chewed it quickly twice and swallowed it, then picked up the beer and took a big gulp.

Seeing this scene, Old Li smiled with satisfaction and continued eating the lamb skewers.

Half an hour later, Yun Yang looked at the red and white object lying in front of him, with a hint of oil on the front.

Feeling the churning in my stomach, I really couldn't bring myself to do it.

At this time, guests at several tables around were also looking at Yun Yang, because the pointed big kidney was really eye-catching.

He had been observing Yun Yang, secretly at first, until Yun Yang ate ten of them. Then he was astounded. After all, not everyone could stand the taste.

Everyone in the circle reached a consensus and started to watch openly, just to see if Yun Yang could finish it in the end.

Seeing that Yun Yang was the last one left, but after looking at him for a long time, he still had no intention of moving, he immediately started to make a fuss.

"Brother, eat, this is the last one."

"Yes, don't be scared, drink some wine to calm your nerves, and finish it in one gulp."

Even a table of girls joined in the fun.

"Yeah, handsome, this is the last one."

"Eat it and I'll give my bestie away for the night."

With this sentence, the atmosphere became even more heated, and everyone started to talk at once, urging Yun Yang to eat.

Yun Yang glanced around and revealed a rather ugly smile.

"Don't talk without hurting your back, I...hiccup~"

As he spoke, Yun Yang burped loudly. The smell was so pungent that his head hurt and he almost turned into a fountain.

Fortunately, Yun Yang held back, otherwise the guys around who were making a fuss would have suffered.

At this time, a beautiful woman in hot clothes stood up and walked over. She was the girl who was going to send her best friend off.

He picked up the last string with a smile and brought it to Yun Yang's mouth.

"Eat it, and you can choose any of the four of us."

As soon as these words were spoken, there was an uproar and the male compatriots around him spoke up one after another.

"Beauty, I can do that too. It's just twenty kidneys, no big deal."

"Yes, yes, I think I can do it too."

"Let me do it, pretty girl. I can fuck twenty-five big kidneys."

And this girl was also amazing, she stood up and spoke loudly.

"As for me, I am obsessed with looks. I need 30 people to be as handsome as this little brother."

The whole place fell silent, and then the boss made a fortune.

Old Li also coughed dryly, attracting Yun Yang's attention.

"I don't know anything. You got drunk today and slept at my place."

Yun Yang's face darkened. Is he such a person? Old Li is such an old man.

Yun Yang used his hand to block the kidney from his mouth. It was too smelly.

"Miss, I'm not blessed enough to eat this. Let's just forget it."

The young lady looked at Yun Yang, ate the kidneys in a few bites, and threw the skewer on the table.

"Oh, you're awesome, let's go."

As he spoke, he was about to pull Yun Yang's arm, his eyes full of teasing.

Yun Yang dodged to the side and looked at Lao Li for help.

Old Li, on the other hand, pretended not to see it and said while pinching the edamame.

"If you have something to do, go ahead and I'll pay the bill later."

Yun Yang, who thought that Lao Li would help him in the future, was stunned for a moment, and then showed an expression as if he was meeting Lao Li for the first time.

It clearly said in large letters: I didn't expect you to be this kind of Lao Li.

But Lao Li acted as if he didn't see it and said something else.

"Be careful and don't let anyone get killed."

Then he thought of his eldest grandson and added.

"It doesn't matter if someone dies. I will take care of you, Lao Li."

After hearing this, Yun Yang's face darkened. He calmed down a bit before turning to look at the girl.

"Be reserved."

"Hmm? So many people died in a war. This made me realize why I should restrict myself so much. I should just live my life as comfortably as possible."

This girl pretended to be reasonable and said something that overturned Yun Yang's three views.

The male compatriots around him expressed their approval for the sake of their own possible happiness today.

The girl also looked like, "Look, am I right?"

Yun Yang decided to take the initiative and break the situation directly.

"As for me, I don't like girls who are too open. You would only do that if you want to get married."

The male compatriots around him showed contempt, saying that once is not enough, you want to do it all day long.

"Forget about getting married... This is my letter. If you change your mind later, you can come back to me."

After hearing Yun Yang's words, the girl showed a look of regret, reported a number, and went back to continue accompanying her best friend.

Next, Yun Yang heard the four girls whispering.

"What's the matter? You couldn't win even with your charm?"

"He's not a gay."

"People don't like open-minded girls, and they also say that you have to get married if you do that."

"Is this true? Are you so innocent?"

"It's my type. He looks handsome and innocent. He should be a good life partner."

Hearing this, Yun Yang was a little shaken. He paid the bill directly and ran away with Lao Li.

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