Chapter 244
[I would like to award this movie the first bad movie of the year, and I just said it here, whoever buys movie tickets is the one who is the big grievance. 】
[I just came out of the movie theater, and I just want to say, is the movie star going to quit the industry and make investments behind the scenes?This kind of bad movie is also accepted, and the film studio is so vigorously promoted. Is it because I dislike my reputation and want to spend more? 】
[This is the fault of the film crew. The film king is so focused on acting, how could he know about their little tricks. 】
[Fans, fuck off, the overwhelming publicity for this movie has been going on for more than half a year, if the actor doesn't know, I'll shit on my head! 】
[Whether the actor knows it or not, this is a bad movie anyway, fans want to save their respect, they should go to the bad movie square to clean up the ground. 】
When the term "bad movie" is slowly climbing up the hot search, attracting passers-by and fans to fight, in the corner where no one pays attention, some five-star movie reviews shine a little light.
When many people see the name of the movie "Interstellar Disaster", they think it is a disaster movie with a tragic color.
But when they actually sat in the movie theater to watch it, they found that the movie was not only not sad, but also made people laugh out loud.
The movie starts from the interstellar crisis, and tells the story of the three people in the protagonist group who encounter all kinds of ridiculous things on the way to various planets to find the last hope of the interstellar.
For example, a chemist with a cleansing habit sleeps soundly at night, but is woken up by a fat mouse that fell out of nowhere, and then brushes his teeth angrily twenty or thirty times, so that his gums are bald.
The botanist who has the small attribute of being cheap and mouthy is hidden in his body, and when he meets a mouse, he asks the chemist to go up and let him touch the mice with love.
After all, he was the first man in the interstellar world to be kissed by a mouse!What else could this be if it wasn't love?
Chemist: ...This love is too heavy for me to bear.
Another example is that a noble lady from a giant planet fell in love with the hero played by Ji Xingyu at first sight, and kept sending him things to express her love.
But everything in their country is of an unusual size, and one of these gifts can make Ji Xingyu hiccup, and the whole village will have a feast.
If a gem accidentally falls on the ground, Ji Xingyu will start to flee in an instant.
In general, the movie "Interstellar Catastrophe" is less than two hours long, but the protagonist group experienced a perverted version of the embarrassing journey during the exploration of various planets, and there was no peeing during the whole process.
The jokes were one after another, which made the audience forget the popcorn and Coke in their hands, and they came out holding a big bucket of rice crackers, which showed how much they were involved in watching.
After this group of viewers watched the movie, there were a lot of voices on the Internet saying that the movie was good. Except for the somewhat incongruous name, the content was pretty good.
Netizens who read these film reviews, as well as those who were recommended by relatives and friends, walked into the cinema with movie tickets in doubt.
Their eyes were poisoned by the movie tea, this time they carefully thought about watching it for only 10 minutes, and if it didn't look good, they would withdraw.
But after watching for 10 minutes, they didn't leave. They sat firmly in their seats and laughed with other audiences.
When I saw the cast list at the end of the movie, I realized that they didn't lose their minds while watching the movie, and it was weird, and they wanted to do it again, oh no, twice!
Yu Zhu also took the old man and his parents to watch a movie that day. When he walked out of the movie theater, he saw a lot of people coming out and went to buy tickets for the second time. Some people called their friends to let them watch the movie. This wave is stable.
Seeing these scenes, the Yu family couldn't help but straighten their backs, feeling proud of Yu Zhu.
They knew that Ah Zhu was a talented director who was chased and coaxed by God to feed him.
The people in my hometown also said that Azhu didn't look for a job after graduation because they wanted to gnaw at them for the rest of their lives.
This is all nonsense, what do these people know?
Don't go out to find a job so early, that is to study the script, otherwise how can such a good movie be made now.
I recently changed my article, and I doubt my life. I almost don’t know how to write an article. I feel that I am a little spicy chicken. In addition, the current station is in a state where people can be full by just drinking water. My mentality is a bit broken. I am thinking about Don’t go back and concentrate on taking the public exam, the test paper is dead, so I didn’t come to update it, I won’t abandon it, and I want to finish writing the next world of health care products
(End of this chapter)
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