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Chapter 413 What a fool

Waiting for a result now, of course, mainly because the enemies of Paris are very concerned about this, and want to wait for the result they want.

But Gao Yuyang, like a fool, avoided the reporters in front of the stage and chatted with Yang Mingming in private.

"Sister Mingming, what's the point of kissing a donkey's butt?"

This was the idea given by Yang Mingming on the way here, otherwise Gao Yuyang would not have thought of such a damaging move.

Yang Mingming asked with a smile: "Have you heard of Yao Ming?"

"I must have heard of it!" Gao Yuyang smiled. Although he was born in Japan, he has heard of this level of world-class superstar.

"Then do you know that Yao Ming once had a famous bet with NBA superstar Barkley? The bet is to kiss the donkey's ass."

Gao Yuyang definitely didn't know about this, after all he doesn't watch basketball, but this fact is actually very famous among Chinese fans - it was Yao Ming's NBA rookie season, as the first Asian No. [-] pick in NBA history, naturally There are people who are dissatisfied, such as Charles Barkley, a famous NBA star and a member of the "Dream Team". At nineteen, he kisses the ass of the donkey."And a donkey named Kenny Smith was brought directly to the scene.

"Then Yao Ming scored [-] points in the eighth game of his career." Yang Mingming covered her mouth, still feeling very funny after so many years
"Hahahaha, did this idiot kiss the donkey's ass in the end?" Gao Yuyang was only interested in this matter.

"Dear me. If you have a say, others can still afford to lose." Yang Mingming nodded, and then asked: "Yuyang, what if that famous Marseille star defaults on his debt?"

"I gave him a choice, he doesn't have to pick it up, but then let's talk about why he thinks I'm taking drugs. Hehe! I'm not easy to bully."

"I see." Yang Mingming smiled.

……

It will take some time to wait for the test results. These days, the media in Paris and Marseille are almost arguing, especially the legendary Marseille star Josip Scobral who personally stepped forward to accept Gao Yuyang’s move: "As a striker, I have almost never made mistakes in my football judgments. Although we have to admit that Gao has a terrifying scoring efficiency, I am afraid that his scoring efficiency is based on reasonable rules. This may be questionable."

Gao Yuyang came to Uncle Fagoli's house, watched the local TV station in Paris insert this scene as a joke, he laughed, he was afraid that the other party would not accept the trick.

"Hahaha, Gao, look at his expression... In fact, this guy has lost his confidence. He will lose badly." Uncle Fagoli laughed uncontrollably. It is simply the greatest pleasure to watch his sworn enemy in the league make a fool of himself.

"The honor of Greater Paris cannot be slandered, uncle." Gao Yuyang said with a smile.

"Hahahaha! That's right!" Uncle Fagoli was obviously very happy to see Gao Yuyang again, but then he sighed lightly: "But Christopher...Gao, can you help him?"

Gao Yuyang paused: "It depends on Christopher...I just came to play live with him today."

There was a word in my heart that I didn’t say: It’s not that I don’t want to, there’s nothing others can do if they don’t want me, right?
……

Probably only Gao Yuyang can play football with peace of mind in such a situation where everyone is watching and being criticized by others, and his training status is not affected at all, which surprised Emery.

"Gao, haven't you watched the news these days?"

"Look. It's rare to encounter such a wonderful drama. I'm still the protagonist, how can I not care?" Gao Yuyang said with a smile: "But don't worry, coach, I will not delay training."

Emery smiled and shook his head: "That's exactly what I'm talking about, Gao, I'm actually very curious, is your brain circuit really different from ordinary people?"

Gao Yuyang replied calmly: "I only know that they are about to lose. Coach, there is a saying in China that when you lift a rock to shoot yourself in the foot, it refers to the Maasai people."

On the day when the test results came out, Gao Yuyang made a special trip to the headquarters of the Anti-Doping Center. At the same time, all the media in Paris and Marseilles set up OB vans on the spot. The scene where Yuyang is, and the scene of the Marseille TV studio.

It was completely in the air of a live broadcast, and those who didn't know thought that there was going to be a focus battle.

Gao Yuyang picked up his urine in a container, and said proudly: "The result will come out soon, friends, as a man, I will do what I say, are you ready for the famous Marseilles over there?"

On the other side of the Marseille TV station, Scobral really led a cow. Wearing a pair of polite glasses, he looked like a very reasonable person.

"I'm ready."

Paris also specially arranged a commentator, and it was Uncle Fargory. He laughed and was ready to read a joke: "A fiasco is already enough to be embarrassing. Could it be that Marseille's intention is to help Gao improve his personal image?" ?Hahaha, so this is what the redneck team thinks, so puzzling, can't imagine what they think! Hahahaha!"

Within a few minutes, a staff member of the National Anti-Doping Agency appeared beside Gao Yuyang, holding a test report: "The result shows that it is negative. There is no illegal ingredient in Gao Yuyang's body, not even a trace of residue." No. In addition, our test results show that this is a body with almost perfect indicators, and he is the pride of Paris."

The test results were immediately known by countless people in front of the screen.

Marseille TV's commentator, embarrassed to death, looked at Scobral: "Hahaha, that's a funny joke, isn't it, Yosip."

Scobral narrowed his eyes and took a deep breath: "Unfortunately, it seems that it is time for me to fulfill my promise."

After he finished speaking, he bent down, slowly put his mouth on it, and made close contact with the khaki ass of the donkey.

"Aoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! ! Kissed by the Maasai man! Kissed the ass of the donkey by the redneck! Ha ha ha ha! He's kissed the ass of the donkey with so many eyes on us!"

"My God! It's a disgrace!"

Gao Yuyang came to the side of the OB van and stared at the screen. He had never seen a scene of kissing a donkey's butt in his life—he was a little surprised to see the other party being so straightforward, and gave the Maasai man a high look.

Returning to the camera, he smiled and whistled: "I admire the Marseille star's courage to keep his promise. Although this is just a small episode, but... welcome to come again next time."

Gao Yuyang just chuckled in his heart.

Want to prove he was on drugs?

This is the case with Marseille, the derby opponent-self-inflicted humiliation, what a stupid person can do this stupid thing!

(End of this chapter)