My life is gorgeous

After escaping from Bingdi, a person blushed on the way back to Qingxue

mo~ What's so blushing about, what's so good about blushing, isn't it just being given... er, molested by a brat?Seems wrong, rape?No no, it seems to be exaggerating a bit...

I clenched my right hand into a fist on the palm of my left hand, with an 'I see' expression, "Attempted rape!"

When I said this, passers-by all looked over and looked at me with the eyes of a female hooligan. After all, today is Monday, and what I just said, thought I wanted to be alone, but failed

"Oh, what a handsome baby, it's a pity" "Yeah, no wonder the population has grown so fast recently" "Yes, yes..."

A few black lines suddenly appeared on my head, how profound are you guys, even talking about population issues...

When I was still in a daze, the background suddenly jumped from the side of the road to Qingxue

"Hey, Xiaoyun, you don't take me with you when you go out to play~ I want to go out to play too." Kikumaru doll suddenly jumped in front of me and acted like a baby beside me

"Eh? Well, this is...Seigaku?!" I grabbed Kikumaru's collar in surprise, and my beautiful two-color eyes stared at me.

Kikumaru was frightened by me, so he said yes submissively, and added a few words that suspected that I had damaged my brain, but of course I ignored them all.

What's going on, isn't it just on the side of the road? It should take 10 minutes to get to Qingxue...One background suddenly jumps to another...This can't be the famous animation effect...I've lived for most of my life Oh, I almost forgot that this is the anime world...

"Oh, you are here, just right, this is the invitation letter for the youth selection competition, take a look, do you want to go?" Grandma Ryuzaki walked over still wearing a pink sportswear, holding a beautifully wrapped letter in her hand

Cough, everyone, don't suspect that Mr. Xu Fei is being lazy. Every episode makes Grandma Ryuzaki wear the same sportswear, but... this style, color, and size of sportswear...she has more than ten pieces...

"Of course I'm going... After all, it's up to you to decide this kind of thing."

"Don't say that, you are also a teaching assistant"

I looked at her suspiciously, obviously I just wanted to be lazy, don't think I didn't see you playing the game console in the office like crazy...

When I was complaining, the background suddenly jumped again...

"Next, I will introduce Qingxue's teaching assistants"

After a few seconds, no one responded...

Nima, what's going on, it changed again?Don't be so inexplicable, the speed of changing is a bit faster... Well, forget it... Just get used to it...

I walked up the steps slowly, and stopped suddenly when I reached the microphone, what should I say...

"Don't... just be careless..." I put my hand on my forehead, with a look of embarrassment, it's not gorgeous...

The people from Qingxue laughed first, and Gan Zhenzhi added fuel to the scene, "The probability that the assistant teacher didn't think of a good speech is 100%"

The corners of my mouth twitched, and I tried to pretend to be calm, "Rhetoric and everything are just floating clouds, those hypocritical things are not enough to look at in front of my uncle, how can I do such an unglamorous thing without preparation with my ingenuity, This is because your handsomeness stunned me, and your powerful aura completely convinced me, making me your slave, bah, admirers, ah, your... Yushu Linfeng, yes, Yushu Linfeng, making me your slave. I don’t want to miss Shu, your elegant demeanor makes me dream, your every move exudes infinite charm, these are just floating clouds, how can you describe your handsomeness in a few short words?"

I myself admire my own ability to make sentences, well done, my brain with a super high IQ!

There was silence in the audience, Xiang Ri suddenly looked at me with a disgusted expression, "Is this woman an idiot?"

Then everyone burst out laughing…………………

Hundreds of crossroads popped out of my head, and the mic snapped when I squeezed my hand hard……………