Yinshan Record

Chapter 155 Keep calm
With a worldly smile on his face and a swaying gait, Wuzhiqi felt a chill run down his spine.

There's nothing else to it; he had met Huang Kou, the sword-bearer from Beimang, back then.

At that time in the Kulin Zen Temple, this ghost cultivator's sword energy was sharp, and he cooperated with another demon cultivator who followed the path of body refinement, making Wuzhiqi very embarrassed.

Later, everyone entered the Azure Emperor's Treasure Garden, and then there was no further news.

Wu Zhiqi always felt that the reason why his family could not activate the Azure Emperor's Treasure Garden was probably related to these two people.

Now that he has seen the sword-bearer of Beimang again, he secretly wants to use his Demonic Eyes of Calamity to see what kind of person this "Yellow Bandit" is.

But this place is, after all, within the Yin-Yang realm, and those sitting there are all renowned masters.

Xue Shaojun and Linghu Gong looked completely dazed and confused, showing no awareness of being cultivators. But Wuzhiqi knew what it meant to be "an old tiger that doesn't bite, but kills with a single move."

If they notice anything amiss, that would be a real problem.

Wearing a light, pale green gauze dress, Wuzhiqi led a group of dancers into the flower hall.

“Young Master Zuo, the students in this Little Southern Class are all young women who have achieved success in their cultivation. Although they cannot all be described as being of unparalleled beauty, each of them has their own secluded and secluded paradise.”

Linghu Gong spoke eloquently: "If we could spend a night with her and improve our cultivation, this would be one of the few remaining pleasures for us cultivators."

Of the few things that bring you joy, I see you have quite a lot of fun.

Su Che glanced at Linghu Gong.

"What if someone else picks it?"

"I can only blame myself for not having enough merit, what else can I say?" The fake Huang Kou chuckled strangely, "Brother Zuo, if you take a fancy to any of them, I do have a few methods for sexual intercourse."

What are your methods for sexual intercourse?

To be honest, what Su Che was most interested in was this so-called "dual cultivation method".

There's no other reason, it's purely because of technology...

The practice of dual cultivation can be said to be something that has been explored by several schools of thought, including Taoism, Buddhism, demons, and monsters.

The Taoists call it "dual cultivation of Yin and Yang," the Buddhists call it "joyful meditation," the demonic sects have "the art of seizing opportunities," and even the most rigid Confucianism has so-called "rites of the ancient sages" and "ethics of ethical conduct."

There is even a legend that the Yellow Emperor, one of the Five Emperors of the ancient times, practiced the dual cultivation of Yin and Yang. It is said that a supreme secret book called "The Great Compassion Ode of the Union of Heaven and Earth and the Harmony of Yin and Yang" was passed down by this ancient Yellow Emperor.

The Xuanmen (Taoist sect) uses this as a furnace to interact with Yin and Yang, and can refine an elixir of immortality.

The Buddhist community takes this as a test, overcoming obstacles and hardships, in order to cultivate a state of perfect equanimity.

The Demonic Sect used this as an opportunity to seize power and exploit others, using them to achieve their deepest, most profound ambitions.

Generally speaking, this method can benefit both sides, benefit only one side, or even harm others for personal gain.

Of course, there are also many evil practices that can affect multiple parties at the same time.

The "method of gathering and fighting" mentioned by the mysterious swordsman is a dual cultivation tactic that harms others for personal gain, allowing one to seize the essence of the other to benefit oneself.

It can hardly be considered a noble and righteous path.

Su Che always felt that there was no need to learn any techniques of sexual intercourse to harm the other party; simply getting a marriage certificate was enough to make the other party suffer.

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is Young Master Zuo Lengchan of the Ghost Ancestor Palace of Beimang," Xue Shaojun said with a smile. "I have invited you all out today for no other reason than to offer Young Master Zuo a cup of wine and water, and I will reward you handsomely."

"What if Young Master Zuo doesn't drink it?"

Linghu Gong asked with a smile.

A hint of coldness flashed in Xue Shaojun's eyes.

"Not drinking? Then please have that young lady perform a show. Young Master Zuo may not drink, but we certainly will."

Su Che thought to himself, surely these two ghost generals in the Yin-Yang realm wouldn't resort to the same tactics Shi Chong used to persuade people to drink.

However, Wuzhiqi should not be afraid of being beheaded.

After all, I had seen this person's head-turning technique in the Niushou Mountain ancient tomb.

"Why go through all that trouble?"

Su Che picked up the funerary wine cup and gestured towards Wuzhiqi.

"May I ask your surname, young lady?"

"I dare not use my real name when I'm out and about, so the girls in the group all call me Yu Nu."

"Good name."

Su Che smiled and said, "Whatever talent you have, young lady, whether it's playing a musical instrument or singing, just perform it for me, and I'll drink a cup of wine in return. How about that?"

That lecherous little devil.

Wuzhiqi cursed inwardly, "Why did they have to provoke me of all people?"
"Your Excellency, Yu Nu has just joined the troupe and is still learning how to play the pipa and sing. How about I perform a piece for you, Yu Nu, while she plays the pipa in reverse?"

Immediately, other women came to Wuzhiqi's rescue. "You do have a few good older sisters, Yunu."

Su Che gave a cold laugh.

"But I only want you to act."

“Young Master Zuo, since this Jade Maiden doesn’t drink, you might as well not drink and find another maid…”

Linghu Gong's words of advice were genuinely earnest and persuasive.

Xue Shaojun sat to one side, drinking wine, but his eyes were coldly fixed on Wu Zhiqi.

"That's it."

The mysterious swordsman laughed and said, "I see that this young lady has a firm waist and is not yet virgin. She is obviously a virgin who has never been with men. What's the point of a girl like this?"

Lu Bai and Taigong Chong exchanged a glance, then buried their heads and began to eat heartily.

Whatever happens above is none of their business.

“I won’t make things difficult for her; she can still act the kind of role I want to see.”

Su Che stared at Wu Zhiqi and said, "Let's learn from the monkey."

"Is imitating a monkey considered a performance? Apes are crude and vulgar. Although they resemble humans, they are nothing but beasts."

As a former fox demon, Linghu Gong obviously had his own standards for evaluating the animals in this world.

"It's better to play the role of a pig or a dog than to act like a monkey."

Wuzhiqi remained expressionless, but tried to hold back some tears in his eyes.

"I only watch somersaults."

Su Che displayed a touch of unrestrained and unconventional behavior.

"If you don't want to flip over, then take my sword."

Wuzhiqi gritted his teeth.

It wasn't that he was afraid of this damned Zuo Lengchan in front of him.

Is someone as tough as him afraid of this?
If you slash at me with your sword, Grandpa Yuan will lose the moment he blinks.

Wuzhiqi was afraid that Zuo Lengchan would get drunk and cause him to be exposed, which would be a complete waste of effort.

"Please watch carefully, young master and everyone else."

Wuzhiqi didn't say a word. He stomped his feet on the ground and jumped into the air, then rolled once before obediently standing back on the ground.

Lu Bai's eyes lit up.

This person's physique, strength, and final protection.

All of this suggests that this Jade Slave girl is mostly following the path of body cultivation.

"Well, is Young Master Zuo satisfied?"

Xue Shaojun smiled.

A hint of anger flashed across Linghu Gongze's face.

He sincerely invited this scoundrel Zuo Lengchan to his residence as a guest, but who knew that this fellow insisted on watching a monkey show.

What does he take Linghu Gong for?

Su Che was well aware of Linghu Gong's anger, but he could not give up this opportunity to joke with Wuzhiqi.

"Senior Xue, you may not know this, but I have loved seeking immortality and visiting the Dao since I was a child. I once built a hut in the Songyang Mountains and lived there for nearly ten years. During those years, only the monkeys in the Songyang Mountains kept me company."

"I see."

Xue Shaojun smiled slightly.

Liking monkeys is just an excuse.

The Ghost Ancestor Palace even keeps ghost concubines, so what's a few more monkeys?
Ultimately, it's just a way to cause trouble.

As they were talking, Wuzhiqi didn't say much and immediately started doing somersaults.

He cultivates the Eight or Nine Yuan Techniques, seeking to achieve physical sainthood. Doing a few somersaults is a piece of cake for him.
One, two, three...

At first, the group was chatting about the monkeys in Songyang Mountain, but then they all stared at Wuzhiqi, who was still doing somersaults.

Because he jumped too hard.

(End of this chapter)