Konoha: The False Uchiha

Chapter 273 Friendship Sponsorship
Faced with Jiraiya's problem, Orochimaru was a little Muggle for a while, let me think about how I can tell Tsunade's old cow eating tender grass without embarrassment.

"Hey... what kind of expression is this, Tsunade must have been killed!"

"And you still know the person who shot Tsunade, you were even at the scene..."

"Oshemaru, have you forgotten... the three of us together..."

Seeing Orochimaru's expression, Jiraiya directly turned into "Kensen" and started to attack frantically.

"She is living a very good life, better than 99% of the people in this world. Even if the ninja world is completely reduced to ruins, she will not be in any danger, not to mention that she has already found her destination in life..."

Recalling every time we met, Tsunade's radiant face and dispirited look made Orochimaru's eyes become a little weird. He was sure that Tsunade basically slept until the afternoon every day.

Not because she is lazy, but because her sleep time is squeezed every night...

"Destination? Congratulations..."

Jiraiya, who was still next to him incarnate as a "Kinsen", suddenly became silent. Thinking of the times he was rejected, Jiraiya's expression became unnatural.

Who the hell is it that can make that guy willingly welcome him along the road? I'm really envious.

But none of this has anything to do with me. With my current ghostly appearance, it is impossible for me to be free, let alone want to embrace a beautiful woman.

"Put away your thoughts that you shouldn't have, Tsunade's life is very good now, don't affect her life because of your dirty thoughts, even a man can't bear such a thing!"

Orochimaru found that Jiraiya was still fantasizing about something, his eyes became indifferent, Jiraiya is really a scumbag, and when he was traveling, he was nostalgic for romantic places.

In the end, he had to pretend to be deeply affectionate in front of Tsunade, and he deserved to die.

"Hey... I'm already like this, why can't I think about it?"

Hearing Orochimaru's voice, Jiraiya's face became weird, and then he showed the smile he had when he took Orochimaru to peep.

However, in the next second, a psychic beast Yama appeared directly behind Jiraiya, a mass of green light emerged, and Jiraiya's body began to exude breaths of life.

"Tsk tsk... I told you, stop talking nonsense, or don't listen..."

Looking at this scene, Orochimaru shook his head helplessly, then found a stone and waited quietly for the development of the matter.

After the emerald green light disappeared, Jilai also felt his fully recovered body, his face was still confused, and a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

Although he didn't know why he was resurrected, Jirai also saw the hope of getting out of control.

"Hahahaha... such a thing can happen, I am indeed the real chosen one, the will of fire will not perish!"

Jilai, who had just been resurrected, also showed an extremely wild smile, and then he looked at Orochimaru calmly.

"You can't live by doing your own crimes. Although I don't know why you think you are the chosen one, Tsunade's current destination is not a person who is easy to talk about. I hope you can..."

Seeing the changes in Jiraiya, Orochimaru's expression was a little weird. Although he didn't know what Haruka wanted to do, what Orochimaru could foresee was that life in Jiraiya would never be too easy in the future.

Before Orochimaru's voice fell, a door of divine power opened directly in the void.

Seeing this scene, the corner of Orochimaru's mouth twitched slightly a few times, that guy really has been paying attention to this place, I hope you can die more happily!

The door of divine power opened, and Yao Yao, who was dressed in black, walked out slowly. At this time, Jiraiya's heart emitted a light blue light. Jiraiya, who could control his body, suddenly found that he had changed again. Become a puppet.

"Uchiha Haruka, are you the mastermind behind the Konoha tragedy?"

After recognizing Haruka, Jiraiya's originally unrestrained tone immediately became dignified. At this moment, he may have shouldered the responsibility of his own Hokage, or maybe he is just simply afraid.

"I originally wanted to chat with your old friends, but I didn't expect it to end up like this... You are right. No one can bear someone who has bad feelings for the person next to you...I am no exception!"

Haruka, who walked out of the gate of Kamui, glanced at Orochimaru who was quietly watching the show, then pulled out Xue Wu and slowly approached Jiraiya who had become a puppet.

The light blue sword energy began to pervade, and the self-sensitivity of the body was still retained, and the lower body suddenly felt cold, and then an indescribable pain came directly.

"what……"

Accompanied by a heart-piercing scream, Ji Lai also knelt down on the ground directly, looking at the "100" score with blood on the ground with an extremely painful expression.

"Yo... Isn't this our Fifth Hokage-sama? Why is it called so miserable! Let me help you heal your illness!"

Haruka, who personally helped Jiraiya to become a rare job in the palace, showed a gentle smile, and then directly threw a ball of healing flames at Jiraiya.

The white flames were jumping, Jiraiya's wound was rapidly healing, and various hormones in his body were rapidly spreading.

When the healing inflammation disappeared, the originally burly Zilai had also turned into a handsome young man...

"That's right! This is 5 taels, and it's my funding for Mr. Jiraiya's trip to collect materials!"

In Jiraiya's bewilderment, Haruka handed him a suitcase directly, and then controlled Jiraiya to walk towards the famous romantic place in the Land of Rain...

A pitch-black calamity fire emerged, burning up the "100" points left by Jiraiya.

"Isn't this too cruel!"

Orochimaru, who was sitting aside at this moment, did not express his opinion. He was extremely disgusted with Jiraiya's behavior and words, but he also had some sympathy for Jiraiya's future encounters.

"Cruel? No! You see, Zilai often goes to these places to collect materials. I gave him a total of 5 taels of funding. How can it be called cruel? I am sponsoring it out of friendship!"

Facing Orochimaru with a weird face, Haruka looked at Jiraiya who was walking awkwardly, showing a serious smile.

"Forehead……"

Hearing Haruka's explanation, Orochimaru's face became a little weird. If you ignore what you did before, then you are really investing, but the fact that you did before is really chilling.

"There are many professions in this world, such as chefs, ninjas, and civilians. I just helped Jiraiya switch from a ninja to a rare profession... The operation just now is a necessary ceremony for career transformation..."

Looking at Orochimaru who looked a bit weird, Haruka showed a mysterious smile, then turned to look at the Daming Mansion below.

　Oh huh (-ω-`)
　　
　
(End of this chapter)