Conquest knights from Hogwarts

Chapter 76 You Are Not Human!It's an orangutan!
The ground of the Forbidden Forest was covered with a layer of soft snow, which bent the grass and thorns, and when a big foot stepped on it, the sound of "squeaky" snow squeezed was accompanied by the sound of wooden vines breaking.

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It took about an hour to walk in the Forbidden Forest on foot?
It’s probably been so long. To be honest, the Forbidden Forest with snow and the one without snow are fundamentally two different places.

Ron remembers the way, although the too complicated route will be a little numb, for example, when he first encountered the carnival and twisting Hogwarts staircase group, but Ron really remembers the way to the centaur tribe of.

Just follow a path that Hagrid stepped on, walk for about 15 minutes, and then you will come across a corner, and another path with horseshoe prints extends from the corner and continues forward, turning over a covered road. After the mossy and vine-clad boulders, proceed about 10 minutes to the centaur tribe.

However, when Ron kicked away the snow, he lowered his head and walked along the path of hoof prints. He had been walking for half an hour, and he couldn't see the familiar giant rock. Although the snow hindered his progress, Ron, who was not much slower than Hagrid, got his place no matter what.
"Oh, I'm lost."

Looking at the trail and horseshoe prints that disappeared ahead of him, Ron was in a daze, muttering dryly.

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He was silent for a while, this situation was completely unexpected to Ron, "I should take Luke with me. Forget it, I'd better go back today."

Although firing a fireworks spell into the sky can attract centaur sentries, but if you do so, the professors at Hogwarts will know.
Although the deduction of points is nothing, Professor McGonagall will definitely put him in confinement, such as cleaning the chamber pot and so on.
Ron, who seemed to smell something strange in his nose, hallucinated, shook his head. Wiping the chamber pot without magic is definitely one of the most terrible punishments in Hogwarts. What good shit can a Potions patient do for you, it's worse than helping Professor Sprout pick up dragon dung.

Just when Ron was about to go back home in low spirits, he suddenly discovered that the strange smell that got into his nose was not an illusion, but a real smell.

Ron pouted his nose and sniffed, and the stench became clearer. The smell that hit his forehead made him bend over and retch, and spit at the bushes beside him. source of odor.

"It's okay to defecate anywhere. Forget it, who made there be no toilets in the Forbidden Forest. I hope it wasn't pulled by horsemen. That would be too bad."

A big question mark appeared in Ron's heart when he thought of Celina's big-hearted centaur flicking her ponytail, and then started some unappetizing and indescribable things.

The centaur's arms haven't grown long enough to reach his butt, don't they wipe it?Still rubbing against tree trunks?

Could it be because of the problem of going to the toilet that the horse people are not used to leaving the mountains and forests to enter the wizarding society?

The more he thought about it, the more outrageous Ron shook his head, throwing away all the dirty thoughts in his mind.

He was pinching his nose and was about to go back, but before he could walk two meters away, there was a subtle "puff" sound behind him, which was very similar to the video he saw in his previous life: the hippo buttocks performed in front of tourists. The sound made by the unique skills.

"WTF?" Ron turned his head with some difficulty, with a little breakdown on his face, "Don't tell me there are horsemen in this forest, hey!"

"I just went wrong and lost my way. I didn't come here specially to visit you because you had a stomachache."

"Anyway, I didn't see where you were, so let's just say goodbye and pretend that our meeting never happened in the future."

He yelled at the bush that emitted the stench and noise, the bush that was only a little taller than a person's waist would definitely not be able to accommodate a grown-up centaur, this was probably a foal, the winter in the Forbidden Forest was cold, this It's not incomprehensible for the little guy to run around outside and get diarrhea from the cold.

But it seems that Ron's low voice still frightened the contestant who was squatting in the grass. With the sound of rustling and the branches and leaves being squeezed apart, a golden-haired pony with small white horns The foal emerged from the bush.

The golden pony, which jumped into the snowdrift and didn't forget to wipe its butt with the snow, grunted twice at Ron dissatisfied. It raised its hooves and planned to go deep into the forbidden forest.

However, it pedaled for a long time, but found that the surrounding scene was motionless, and its own feet seemed to be unable to step on the ground. The little guy looked back suspiciously.

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It kicked on its short legs and struggled in a panic. However, the little guy whose four hooves could not touch the ground was just struggling in vain. He only reached Ron's thigh, and Ron, who was about the size of a goat, stretched out his hand. You can hug it.

Ron deliberately avoided the little guy's clean buttocks. As we all know, don't trust people with diarrhea, because you don't know when he will suddenly fart.

The same applies to unicorns. This golden foal with a tiny unicorn is the cub of a unicorn. They will shed their golden hair when they grow up. Put on soft and soft fur with a silvery light, but to be honest, as long as you don't think about the "poof" sound you just heard, an underage cub is much cuter than an adult horse.

At least you don't have to worry about him accidentally stabbing you right in the face when he rubs his head against you.

"good afternoon?"

Ron scratched the little guy's neck, and spoke kindly to the little guy.The golden fluffy hair is soft and feels surprisingly good.

The little unicorn stopped struggling. It didn't notice any malice in Ron, so he looked back at the orangutan.

The little unicorn used it on you: disdain Lv1, ignore LvMax, just let me go Lv5.
You resisted all the skills of the little unicorn, and rubbed its head by the way.

The little unicorn started to struggle again, but failed.

One man and one beast looked at each other again, and looked at the little Ron, who was grinning so wide and showing ominous white teeth, blinking his big eyes tearfully, trying to pass the test.

"Suck~" Ron swallowed, being cute was useless to him.

"Although I really want to know what it smells like, unicorns can't be eaten. Although I'm not a good person, I won't do this kind of thing."

The horn and blood of unicorns are the most magical parts of their bodies. Although fur, skin, and bones are all precious materials, in comparison, the horn and the silver blood that can prolong life are almost universal antidote. It is the most precious part of them.

But killing a unicorn maliciously will be cursed, a very terrible curse. Although the specifics are unknown, there are no special cases of desperadoes who dare to poach unicorns.

The wealth obtained from selling unicorns is almost their life money.

Even Typhon de Leon only dared to play with the magical creature but did not dare to import it. Ron definitely had no intention of trying it.

"Are you lost too?"

Seeing the little guy shrunk his head and remained motionless, Ron spoke in his most gentle tone.

The little guy nodded subconsciously, then frantically shook his head.

"I didn't, you are talking nonsense, how could I get lost, my home is here, my parents, uncles, aunts, brothers, sisters, grandparents are all here, please let me go"

"I am afraid."

The little guy probably wanted to say that, but the little unicorn, who couldn't speak human words, could only keep these words in his heart.

"Looks like you've lost your way too, poor boy."

Ron hugged the little guy and rubbed it. The golden hair on its body was better than any satin fabric. Ron raised the little guy, and then waited for it to moult before picking up the tattered ones. Thoughts, the strange thing is that in the wizarding world, it seems that no one has heard of the golden hair replaced by unicorns, so I don't know if Hagrid has it in stock.

"I originally planned to go to the Centaur Tribe, but it was a pity that it was snowing and I went the wrong way. Now I will take you to Hagena, and he can take you home."

"Hagrid, you know, a big man three meters tall, your parents must know him."

The little guy, who had no way to resist at all, resigned to his fate in dejection. After all, he still didn't realize that Ron had any malice towards him, and he had indeed heard Hagrid's name from his parents and elders.

But most of it: broke the four legs of the five-legged monster, stunned the sphinx, flew the poison leopard, squeezed the arachnid to spit venom, hugged the chimera, and picked them up tail hair.
Hagrid is a weirdo, that's how it is in the eyes of unicorns, but Hagrid is also a good person, and they all know that Hagrid is guarding the forest.

Reluctantly, the little guy obediently didn't run away when Ron put it on the ground. Although he had to follow the red-haired gorilla all the way, at least he could find where his parents were.

"Then let's go."

As he said that, under the suspicious, shocked, terrified, and elegant eyes of the little unicorn, Ron raised his right foot and straddled the mount.

"No! I don't want to be ridden by smelly people, I want fragrant ones, fragrant ones. Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow ."

Although unicorns are not inaccessible to wizards, they prefer to be touched by witches, especially pure and cute little witches. This group of unicorns with SP imprinted in their genes has no secret sexism.

When the whole series of riding specialization was triggered, the little guy's thoughts were easily heard by Ron. Unicorns are intelligent magical creatures. Apart from not being able to speak human words, they have no intelligence at all. lost to the horsemen.

"But this stinky one doesn't seem to have that much smell, is it because he's actually an orangutan?"

"Orangutans are not human, so that's fine, I'll just feel wronged, as long as it doesn't smell bad."

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"By the way, the orangutan, are you going to the centaur tribe? I know where it is."

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"Will you go, will you go, I can take you there, it's very close to here."

Regardless of his small size, the little guy, as a unicorn that has reached the top position of a magical creature, is bouncing around vigorously in place, not to mention Ron the hunchback, even Hagrid can carry it, an adult unicorn It's like playing with a beast pulling a cargo of [-] or [-] tons by itself.

"I'm a human! Not an orangutan! Do you want to be on the grill? Can you believe I'm cursed to have a good meal?"

"Wow! Orangutans are so scary."

The little guy yelled and moved his four hooves, running forward like a joy.

(End of this chapter)