Conquest knights from Hogwarts

Chapter 326 Fish, what a big fish, tiger shark!
As we all know, the world's recognized art types are literature, painting, music, dance, sculpture, drama, architecture, and film. In 1995, when games had not yet emerged, the ninth art did not appear.

But now, the ninth art in Ron's heart has been determined by him.

Explosion is art!

Nothing beats the sparks, the flames, and the deafening sound of an explosion.

The air with a faint sulfur smell is inhaled in the nose, and the slightly irritating gas makes the hormones secreted in the body continuously, almost pushing people to the trembling climax.

The cold water mist was torn apart at the moment of the roar, and the icy icefall lake also jumped into the sky because of the roar, turning into raindrops and falling.

But the huge sound of the explosion could not be heard too far, and the roar of the equally deafening waterfall flowing down quietly swallowed the roar of the explosion.

Even though Keli had already taken out her most powerful bouncing bomb, it still couldn't compare to the uncanny workmanship of nature.

But it doesn't matter, Keli is here to fry fish this time!

As a cute, obedient and sensible little girl, Keli likes the explosion sound of 'boom boom boom', but she has no idea of ​​making louder noises. Keli is not greedy, as long as there are delicious fish If she can float up from the water after splashing, she will happily clap her hands and laugh out loud, her eyes turning into the shape of crescent moons.

"Great!"

"It's the first time that so many people accompany Keli to fry fish, Keli is so happy!"

Keli, who hugged her brother's thigh, rubbed her cheeks against it. Lu Kedi was slightly taken aback by his sincere happiness. He touched Keli's head, and the corner of his mouth curled up with a doting look. smile.

"When I go back, my brother will buy a big valley with a waterfall. After the holiday, we can play every day."

Lu Kedi, who stretched out his hand to hug Keli, thought for a while, and added again: "One is not enough, brother, I will buy you a few more, and if you get tired of frying, just change to another place, anyway, brother makes so much money The money is all for preparing your dowry, if you spend a little in advance, you won’t be able to spend it all anyway.”

"Dowry? What's that?" Keli tilted her head ignorantly, but soon, a sweet smile appeared on her face, "As long as it's a gift from my brother, it must be the best gift. Great gift, Claire loves it!"

"By the way, brother, let Keli down quickly. Keli wants to fry a little more before Sister Qin comes. Brother Weng Jia must eat a lot of fish to be full. Keli said that she will treat everyone to grilled fish Yes, Keli is going to work hard!"

Rummaging through her backpack, Keli kept taking out cute red bombs one after another. Her backpack was an oversized space bag. It could even be called an arsenal. It contained If the finished bombs and countless alchemy materials were exchanged for gold, it would be at least a 20-meter-high mountain of gold.

"Have you prepared a dowry for Keli so early?"

Carrying a long stick with dozens of fish pierced through it, Ron strolled to Lu Kedi's side, but when he saw this guy, Lu Kedi immediately put on a serious expression.

"What do you want to do? Some ideas can't be fought!"

"I'm going to fuck you, fuck off, people with a dirty heart think everything is dirty." Ron angrily slapped Luke's ass, "I don't care about your ass that wants to turn up." I'm interested, I'm just curious about how much you plan to prepare."

Lu Kedi, who was clutching his swollen buttocks and hopping for a while, grinned for a while, this beast's hands are too strong, what a fucking grandson.

"Not much." He gasped and gestured twice.

"2000?"

"Two hundred million."

"Sigh~"

Ron was not the only one gasping for air. A group of elders stared at Master Lu with big eyes. After hearing this word, their eyes turned green.

"China's gold dollar is 1:1.5 to Galleons, [-] million Galleons, are you kidding me, you bastard local tyrant?"

Although he saw a lot of money, and his net worth was about to exceed seven figures due to the big sales of the cards, but to be honest, Ron never thought about such a large sum of money.

"My winery supplies more than 30.00% of China's mid-to-high-end wines, and there are also exports."

Our Master Lu smiled slightly, and his teeth began to shine golden.

"One Galleon is only ten grams, and three hundred million is three thousand tons of gold. What is this amount of money?"

After pretending to be coercive, Luke shook his head hostilely at Ron, "I heard that Mr. Nicolas May consumes nearly [-] tons of gold for alchemy production every year. That's the real rich man. I work so hard. Making money, to be honest, is just a small matter, as long as there is a magic stone, you can easily create a mountain of pure gold."

Ron: "."

Ron, who really didn't know how outrageously rich his teacher's money was, immediately became paralyzed. It's no wonder that Nicole May said that gold is not worth more than sand. Are you telling the truth without exaggeration?

"Could it be that you don't know?" Lu Kedi asked with some doubts.

"Hehe~" Ron twisted his mouth, "I'll go back to the teacher tomorrow and ask for a Sorcerer's Stone, and get a gold mountain for fun."

Now it was Lu Kedi's turn to turn his head speechlessly. Is this what people said?
But during this time of chatting, a particularly loud explosion broke into the ears, and a well-equipped low alchemy workbench appeared on the shore of the waterfall lake in front, with many alchemy materials scattered on it.

While they were chatting about dowry and gold, Keli had already tinkered with a brand new bouncing bomb, and she didn’t know how she was so small how she threw the bomb tens of meters away, watching it fly to a hundred meters The explosive water column in the sky made everyone move their eyes silently, and stared at Lu Kedi again.

They seem to be saying with their eyes: 'Are you sure Keli can really marry when she grows up? '

It seems that everyone can't understand the dowry that Master Lu prepared for Keli, which can kill people.

"Look, brother! Keli blows up that big guy!"

'Da da da' Keli ran over with small steps and happily jumped into her brother's arms. Her short fingers pointed to the center of the waterfall lake, and a huge black shadow was rising.

"Fish! What a big fish! It's a tiger shark!"

With her cheers, the giant fish emerging from the water revealed its true colors.

This is definitely a magical creature. Among non-magic creatures, it is impossible for a fish to grow to such a large size
Whales are mammals, not fish, but this guy is more than 30 meters long, and Onga can't finish a meal. Only adult blue whales can compare in length. Although the body is not that fat, it is so long The body size will not be so light, there are always thirty or forty tons.

"Onga, let's go! This fish is not dead!"

"This is Keli's big gain, we can't let him run away!"

Keenly aware that the fish was blown by the bouncing bomb that exploded at zero distance, Ron, who was a little dizzy, hurriedly roared, and he and Weng Jiasaizi ran towards the fish.

Although this tiger fish with tiger-like patterns is unlikely to be a shark, its sharp teeth are no less gentle than sharks.

It was probably attracted by the sound of the explosion, and then ate the oversized bouncing bomb made by Keli as a snack. The mouth that was blown up into black smoke was a bit horrible. Although the skin was probably broken, the teeth that were blown away But nothing less.

Onga, who rushed forward with Ron without saying a word, almost changed completely after entering the water.

Onga has a nickname that is widely spread in the local area. The academy he belongs to is an alternative magic academy established in the deep sea, and Onga is the only one in the academy who can enter the sea physically and resist the terrible water pressure to go out for a walk.

During those years in school, Onga solved the problem of eating by himself alone, stunned a sperm whale, carried a few sharks, or groped some strange things in the sea for food, which was his daily routine.

Standing on land, he is the strongest land creature Titan, but in the water, he is a deep-sea Titan who can step on waves and set off undercurrents.

It’s not easy to describe his freedom and lightness in the water like a fish in water. It’s just a snorkeling. The moment he popped his head, he swung an uppercut from the bottom of the water and knocked this cosplay tiger shark into the air. The moment of dozens of meters!

It’s just that the tiger-striped shark that rolled its eyes after being blown up by the bouncing bomb with added ingredients went straight to the west after being punched by Weng Jia. The shattered and sunken head did not break the skin. Weng Jia estimated that the strength is very good. He fell in love with this tiger-skinned fish skin. There is no tiger suitable for him in the world. It is not easy for Weng Jia to pull off a tiger-skin robe, and he really doesn't like the patchwork of junk.

"Yeah! The big fish is caught! Now Keli can invite everyone to eat grilled fish together!"

"Brother, did you see that Keli did what she said~"

Hugging Lu Kedi and kissing him sweetly, the elder brother who was smiling all over his face was so happy that he didn't know where he was going. A burst of exaggeration made little Keli giggle, and the cheerful atmosphere once again filled the entire lakeshore.

"What are you doing?"

After taking a long time to finally choose the swimsuit, Qin and Hermione walked over arm in arm.

"It's such a big fish, it's the first time I've seen it." The two of them were also surprised by the tiger-striped shark dragged ashore by Wengga's tail.

"Is this made by Keli?"

"Yes, it's the tiger-striped shark that Keli blew up!" Keli popped her head out of Lu Kedi's arms, nodding her head proudly, "Keli wants to invite everyone to eat grilled fish together!" , so I fried such a big one, it must be delicious."

But after saying this, Keli still looked at Qin timidly.

"Ke Li is not being naughty, Ke Li is a good boy who keeps his word."

Hearing this, Qin was slightly taken aback. She seemed to feel that she had been too strict with Keli before.

"Of course." She stepped forward and patted Keli's little head, then took Keli from Lu Kedi's hand, "But you can't fry fish everywhere after you go back to school, or you won't be good."

"Then" Keli looked back at the huge tiger-striped shark hesitantly, "Then Keli won't be able to eat the fish she fried?"

"Sister Qin, why don't you just blow it up once a week, Keli? Please, please, please~ Sister Qin~"

Keli, who was acting like a baby in Qin's arms, held her neck and twisted around, and the big white towel that was originally draped over her shoulders suddenly slipped off.

"Does it look good?" Qin asked with a smile to the staring Lu Kedi.

"Cough, cough, cough."

Lu Kedi, who immediately turned back to his gentlemanly appearance, coughed again and again.

"nice!"

He spoke decisively, without any tremor in his voice.

But as soon as he said this, he immediately bent down, picked up the white towel, put it on Qin's shoulders again, and tidied it up carefully.

"Okay then." Qin turned her head and nodded to Keli, "For the sake of your brother's performance, once a week, we agreed."

"Okay! Sister Qin is the best, and Keli likes you the most."

uma~
Immediately, little Keli felt that her life was full of hope, and little stars began to appear in her eyes.

But even at such an exciting moment, she still didn't forget to turn her head and wave to Ron, "Brother Ron, you are a very good person, Keli thank you very, very much, and I will give the first grilled fish to Brother Ron in a while." .”

Looking at Ron with a bright smile on his face, Luke's enemy as his own brother, suddenly felt a little bit wrong~
'It's so sour and so uncomfortable.'

But when he thought that this guy didn't come to bow to his own cabbage, Master Lu's sour mood immediately improved again.

Ron glanced at Lu Kedi, whose expression had changed rapidly, with some doubts, then hurried forward two steps, and greeted the long-waiting man with a bright smile.

"Let's go, soak in the hot spring and eat grilled fish!"

Ron, who was holding Hermione's little hand and stepping up the ice steps, did not forget to turn his head to greet the others.

The bustling group of people came to the hot spring filled with white mist with a lot of harvest in this way. On the huge bonfire, the grilled fish that was "sizzling" and emitting oil exuded a tempting aroma. Not far from the bustling crowd, many quietly looking here opened their eyes wide.

The snow elves who mimicked flowers, plants, stones or all kinds of strange shapes timidly did not approach, but it did not prevent them from quietly watching this lively scene.

It seems that the door to a new world has opened. This group of little guys who like to deform and imitate don't know what kind of joyful appearance they will turn into when they meet next time.

The leisurely and leisurely day passed slowly like this, and the endless aftertaste is not only the wonderful taste of the tiger shark. Vacationing in this fairyland-like place is also the best way to sweep away your fatigue.

But busyness always has to be faced, and the relaxed daily life disappears without a trace in the blink of an eye.

After returning to Yunding Tiangong, he saw the mountains of documents that had been sorted out. Ron's scalp was about to explode!
"Teacher, you hurt me!!!"

The mournful roar was drowned behind the mountain of books, but this place was not the only one that was busy.

In that far away, in that familiar England, some familiar faces gathered, wands lit candles.

　The daily routine is over, starting tomorrow

　　
　
(End of this chapter)