Conquest knights from Hogwarts

Chapter 143 A Terrible Day Is Finally Over
You should know that 90.00% of the people who work in the UK, especially those who work in the Ministry of Magic, graduated from Hogwarts. This magic school has a great influence in the UK, and even in the whole of Europe.

This is an opportunity for Lockhart, an opportunity he can't refuse. As long as he becomes a teacher at Hogwarts, even if it's only for a year, Lockhart believes that his charm can make him leave a difficult mark among the students. Unforgettable deep impression.

And after leaving Hogwarts and returning to the wizarding world, with this layer of brilliant golden paint, his future life will be extremely smooth and smooth.

It’s no big deal if a new book sells well, or a signing event attracts thousands of people. He can still go to various high-end parties that were difficult to enter before, go to high-end places, climb to the pinnacle of life, and even be able to speak to the Minister of Magic. Stretching his fingers where he was (he thought of it himself).

Although he is already 'famous', he still has some difficulties in going up. It is very difficult to go upstream in such a society that still retains a rigid class circle in the magic world. arrived.

He was born of mixed blood, his mother was a wizard and his father was a Muggle.

As the only child in the family who showed magical talent (he has two older sisters), he is smart and beautiful, so he has been favored by his mother without scruples. In addition, he has realized that he is a different wizard from his sisters. His vanity is like a weed blooming with evil flowers, constantly spreading and growing in his heart.

It's a pity that after the young Lockhart was admitted to Hogwarts, he didn't perform as perfect as his mother had expected, nor did he flex his muscles as he expected.

For some reason, Lockhart hadn't imagined that the school he was going to be going to be filled with wizards and witches, many of them better than himself (he was 4 years younger than Harry's parents, but he was an alumnus ).

What he expected, the scene of his visit to Hogwarts did not appear. In Lockhart's own mind, he was already an out-and-out hero and genius. These facts that he did not want to see shocked him: there was no People knew him by name, his magical talents were commonplace, and no one was even impressed by his naturally wavy blond hair (which is important).

He is not without talent. In fact, his wisdom and ability are considered above average in the eyes of his teachers. As long as he works hard, he will definitely be able to achieve his own career.

Although it is far away from the wild ambitions and bragging that he preached indiscriminately among his classmates. (Lockhart told everyone who would listen: he would make a Philosopher's Stone before graduation, lead England to win the Quidditch World Cup as captain, and finally become Britain's youngest Minister of Magic)

Lockhart has been struggling with the misunderstanding of himself and his excessive demands from the bottom of his heart. He has gradually used his talents to take shortcuts and earn attention for himself. He is hungry for awards and wants to reach unreachable places that have been difficult for him to climb before.

Only these things can fill his empty and proud heart, and only these great achievements can make him thoroughly realize that he was born different from ordinary people, and that he is a hero and a genius.

While at Hogwarts, he magically signed Kohler's personal signature on the Quidditch pitch, each letter twenty feet long (detained for labor); imitating the Dark Mark, turning his own gigantic, glittering likeness projected into the sky; sent himself eight hundred greeting cards every Valentine's Day (because the auditorium was whizzed by so many owls, the bird feces and feathers fell on the food, and he was often sacked and beaten, but these were in Jealous of his 'charm'.)
These things made him taste the sweetness, but it was not enough. After leaving Hogwarts, he started a 'great adventure'.

He traveled all over the world, devoted himself to the cause of eliminating all kinds of dangerous and dark creatures in distant places. This legendary and wonderful adventure was written into a novel after he returned to England, and he "recounted" his own story in detail. heroic feat.

Lockhart picked up a copy of "Walking with Trolls", and he held up the book to show the little wizard in the classroom the winking photo on the cover with a charming smile.

"Me." Lockhart pointed to his photo, and he showed the standard charming smile just like himself in the photo, "Gideroy Lockhart, recipient of the Order of Merlin Third Class, Anti-Dark Arts Honorary member of the League, five-time Witcher Weekly Award for Most Charming Smile—but I don't talk about that very often, after all, I didn't exorcise Wan Lun's ghost with a smile!"

Lockhart smiled and waited a moment, waiting for the young wizards to smile at his humor, which he had clearly partly achieved.

"I see you all... uh." He saw a few people on the desks who were obviously not his own books, but after seeing Ron, he ignored this little accident for a moment.

"...all bought my complete set of books." He continued without changing his face: "That's good, I think we'll do a little quiz today, don't be afraid—I just want to see how you read it How much have you learned, after all, no one wants to miss such a wonderful adventure”

Lockhart took out a stack of papers from the desk, and passed them to everyone.

"I'll give you three and ten minutes, so now—start!"

Ron, who was playing with the Rubik's Cube, glanced at the title on this paper:

1. Which color is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite color?

2. What was Gilderoy Lockhart's secret ambition?
3. What do you consider Gilderoy Lockhart's greatest achievement to date?
Such a grassy question has been written on three sides of the paper!parchment is it crying ok?

And as a last question:

54. When is Gilderoy Lockhart's birthday?What's his ideal birthday gift?
This directly caused Hermione, who was still wanting to answer the paper, to push away the paper. She reopened the alchemy book in front of her. Every second spent answering these questions was a waste of her life, even if she was indeed After reading all of Lockhart's books, he was able to answer all the above questions exactly.

'I wonder more and more why Professor Dumbledore asked him to be our teacher, it's a nightmare. '

Harry pushed over a note, the words on it revealed his doubts and disappointment towards his respected Professor Dumbledore. Lockhart's test paper was the last straw that crushed Harry's heart. He had always thought that Dumbledore is not an old fool, the professor has his own considerations.

"Probably the old man was wrong. I think Lockhart's grades in school were not bad. Dumbledore thought he could handle a year of courses, and with bragging, it would more or less give us a lot of insight. '

"I really hope that Dumbledore's Army can be formed quickly. I really don't want to stay here for a moment. He is worse than Quirrell. At least Quirrell can read textbooks. Although he stutters and can't understand clearly, Quirrell can read point. '

With a sad face, Harry opened a copy of "The Miracle Brewing in the Crucible", and then fell into it instantly as if fascinated.

Lockhart, who was flipping through letters from fans behind the desk, didn't care about those little wizards reading extracurricular books. Compared to being annoyed with these thorny heads, these letters with sweet admiration were the most exciting. His contented baby, since he taught at Hogwarts, there have been dozens of rich women who have written letters to take care of him. He can slap his chest and bet that his anhinga egg shampoo will definitely sell several more bottles !

Half an hour of torture passed quickly. Lockhart collected all the test papers. He quickly glanced at them, but after a while, he shook his head regretfully.

"Stains stains~"

"Almost no one remembers that I like lilac color the most. I mentioned it in "A Year with the Snowman in Tibet". 12."

"Why no garlic?"

The warrior Seamus spoke behind Ron, and he waved vigorously with a copy of "Traveling with Vampires".

Immediately, Lockhart's complexion darkened several shades.

"You can read this book carefully. There are many ways to deal with vampires. Mine is more effective than garlic."

"Then why didn't you say it last night? Could it be that you forgot?"

There was a burst of 'chi chi chi' laughter, how could a 12-year-old wizard, who is the devil in the world, be easy to provoke?During the year when they hated Quirrell last year, they all mastered this skill in Defense Against the Dark Arts.

"All right!"

Lockhart angrily slapped the paper on the desk.

"Although I'm sorry that I didn't get full marks, but let's get down to business now."

"My task is to teach you to resist the most evil things that the magic world has ever known. These dangerous creatures are completely unimaginable. Their viciousness and cruelty, I don't expect you to do better than me now, so I say, I stand on the podium."

Lockhart's mood immediately improved.

"But you can happily show it off to others. After all, I will share my knowledge with you, so that your little brains will be filled with the same wisdom and intelligence as mine."

"Although it might be scary." Lockhart picked up a covered cage and placed it on the podium, "but remember, as long as I'm here, you won't suffer any harm."

This audible and firm tone made the little wizards look serious. After all, there might really be something amazing in the cage, and unknowns always make people feel timid.

"I just want you to stay calm."

Lockhart nodded in satisfaction, he liked to see such 'worship' eyes from the students.

"I have to ask you not to scream." Lockhart grabbed the hood. "That would piss them off!"

While Ron was yawning and the others were holding their breath, Lockhart jerked the hood back.

"Not bad!" Lockhart acted out a dragon-slaying brave expression: "Just caught the Cornish elf."

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!"

Although I have seen it in the book, it is definitely a different feeling when I see it with my own eyes and experience it in person.

Ron, who covered his stomach and laughed loudly, made people's ears ring.

They were iron-blue, about eight inches tall, with small pointed faces and their voices were unusually high-pitched, like budgerigar quarreling pixies chirping after Lockhart lifted the hood.

However, after hearing the big laugh, the group of little things that were jumping up and down and making funny faces moved away from the cage wall. After all, the laughing weird guy in front is not as gentle as those evil guys who caught them as snacks where to go.

"I'm afraid you want to laugh me to death. What kind of bullshit evil creature is this? I just need to shout out, and I'll scare these little things to piss. Are you kidding me?"

Lockhart, who was ridiculed by Ron for a while, turned blue and white for a while, but Lockhart, who didn't know what to comfort himself in his heart, quickly adjusted his mood.

After all, he is a teacher. Could it be that Ron really dared to beat him up?
This is not Diagon Alley, this is Hogwarts!
"Muscles are not everything, we are wizards."

He replied very stiffly, but he still didn't dare to meet that ferocious gaze.

"Don't underestimate them!" Lockhart said a little annoyed, this is the magical creature he chose after a long time of careful selection,

"They're little spoilers as cunning as the devil."

"Well, let's see how you deal with them!"

Then Lockhart opened the cage, and the group of goblins rushed out cheering in an instant.

The classroom that was in chaos suddenly seemed to be run over by a group of crazy rhinos. These little elves are all magical creatures after all. They have a huge strength different from their physique and can overturn the desks. , and even arrested people and hung them on the chandeliers.

It's a pity that before they really started to hang people, the little elf who was sent flying more than ten meters by Ron's brainsan bomb immediately sounded the alarm for the other companions!

Although this big guy doesn't eat them, he definitely can't stand it!
They wisely avoided the position two meters away from Ron, and began to tease other students crazily.

The little troublemakers who can definitely get along with Peeves almost overturned the classroom!

The flying quills and ink were everywhere, and the little wizards swarmed to where Ron was. After all, it was the only safe vacuum area, but more people got under the table, after all, the goblin was going to overturn The desk is still a relatively laborious thing.

Looking at the messy classroom, Lockhart, who thought he could definitely handle it all and impress the students, stepped forward.

"Come on, get them together, they're just little elves"

Lockhart's opening was still very effective, a bunch of little heads came out from under the desk, they looked at Lockhart eagerly, wanting to see how the elf should deal with it.

Lockhart was seen rolling up his sleeves and swinging his arms in a fancy but powerful wand-waving gesture.

He shouted: "Peschipixi-Pestnomie!"

However. It is useless.

No, it should be of some use.

This exaggerated movement and sound made the elves look at Lockhart one after another, and then rushed forward.

The elf snatched Lockhart's wand, and even planned to hang him from the chandelier by his hair, and the classroom, which became even more chaotic, screamed in panic from the little wizards.

"It's time for the farce to end."

After the reassuring voice appeared, the little wizards who were completely relieved came out from under the table.

"There are many obstacles."

Ron waved his wand, and the entire classroom space was completely frozen. The little wizards reached out curiously to grab the elf's wings, but before they stretched too far, they felt a wave as if they were stuck in glue. strong resistance.

Those elves 'frozen' in mid-air by the Obstacle Curse turned into frozen statues. Lockhart could still move his arms slowly in front of him, but without his wand, he couldn't even hold a fart, let alone Get rid of this frighteningly high-intensity super-wide-range confinement spell.

"Your wand, Lockhart."

Ron hooked his fingers, and the nine-inch wand, the heart tendon of the cherry wood dragon that was snatched by the elf, fell into Ron's hand.

"Take him well, I believe it should be an accident this time, you can deal with him, right?"

"Merlin III, honorary member of the Anti-Dark Arts League, five-time winner of the Most Charming Smile Award, great adventurer, Mr. Gilderoy Lockhart."

"Right?"

Ron released Lockhart's restraint, then threw him his wand.

"Of course!" Lockhart forced a smile, and then immediately said: "Gryffindor plus fifty points! Mr. Ron, you are doing a good job, great! You are even only worse than me."

"Then how about I entrust you with the task of putting the elf in the cage?"

"After all, you are a teacher and we are students. We should learn from you, right?"

Ron cut him off, then waved his wand involuntarily.

"Boundary enchantment."

"Strong lock."

After releasing two protective spells, Ron put away his wand and clapped his hands together.

"Refined - ice."

The water vapor in the air instantly condensed into a transparent and solid frost cage, locking the elf and Lockhart in it.

"We are little wizards, so we can't deal with such an evil elf who is as cunning as a devil."

"Professor, please, show us your superb skills."

The bell for the end of get out of class rang at this time. Ron waved his hand to undo the Obstacle Charm, and then walked towards the door of the classroom playing magic.

"By the way, the Gryffindor Quidditch team has received a batch of Nimbus 2001 sponsorships. There are ten or twenty. The school team selection will be held this Sunday. If you are interested, you can go to Quidditch The stadium asked Wood to register for loan, this year there is a chaser and a substitute, and Wood also needs to train a second goalkeeper, which is a rare opportunity."

Ron, who was too lazy to watch Lockhart's monkey show, walked out of the classroom. He had to go to Dumbledore. Dumbledore's Army was not just joking. The time to study at Hogwarts is only 7 years. Is this a human thing?
The terrible day finally came to an end in Lockhart's frantic and futile monkey game of catching elves, but Lockhart, who heard that he managed to catch all the elves, finally asked someone to find Professor Flitwick To be able to get out of the triple prison set by Ron, this ridiculously strong spell is not something he can break at all.

After the subtle use of the Forgetting Curse won him popularity and honor, it also made him forget his own weight.

He had forgotten the magic he had learned, and he was no longer the Hogwarts graduate with good grades.

(End of this chapter)