Conquest knights from Hogwarts

Chapter 136 The once-a-year trip to (gao) angle (shi) alley (qing) ends

Chapter 136 The annual trip to (gao) corner (shi) alley (qing) ends
The bright smile on Lockhart's face that was originally froze became even more vivid at this moment!
Sirius almost beat him into a third-class cripple yesterday. If it weren't for the potion's outstanding effect on physical injuries, he might not be able to go out for half a year if he was replaced by a little fresh meat from the Muggle world.

Oh~ not necessarily!
They can sell miserably and earn another wave of traffic. As long as they are not afraid of being evaporated by the real world, their show operations are much more than wizards.

Lockhart has mentioned the matter of the Order of Merlin more than once, but when he mentioned it "accidentally" and "inadvertently" just now, the crowd of onlookers still exclaimed with dignity, and there was a burst of applause, mixed with The actors in the crowd who collect money for work are very dedicated.

Don't doubt whether Lockhart will do this. The guy who can send himself a stack of love letters on Valentine's Day when he was studying will definitely do it. He has a criminal record.

The short bouncing cameraman in Daily Prophet smock held up his camera, and Lockhart was ready for a merry snap.

He enthusiastically and unobtrusively pulled Ron's arm, grabbed Harry's hand, and pulled them to his side vigorously. His incomparably standard smile bloomed again, and this wave of promotion would definitely make him take off with a whimper !

Recipient of three Orders of Merlin!If this is an inadvertent slip of the tongue when being interviewed.
However, Lockhart seemed to feel something was wrong with the smile he had put on.

He continued to tug, didn't tug and then he tugged hard.
"There's something wrong with you! You fucking gay!"

A big foot was placed on Lockhart's ass, and the colorful big cock that took off instantly rolled in the air for two and a half weeks, but still did not forget to maintain that smile, but the brighter the smile, the more painful the fall.

Lockhart, who braked with his face, pouted his buttocks and landed on the front of his book signing table, and the high stack of books fell down his head and face, knocking him into a daze for a while.

"What a man!"

Ron curled his lips in disgust in front of the stunned onlookers: "Don't you know that shouting in public will hinder the appearance of the street?"

"You're a reporter for the Daily Prophet, right?"

Ron asked the short man who suddenly turned and ran impulsively.

"That's right." He nodded quickly, "You're not allowed to hit people! I'm just a reporter, taking pictures, and I didn't do anything!"

"Newspapers need detailed reports, right?"

"That's right, that's right." He nodded like a chicken pecking at rice, "Our Daily Prophet likes to tell the truth the most! The truth!"

"Then please write that this guy flirted with two 12-year-old wizards in public and intended to sexually harass him."

"It's going to be a hit, I promise, but don't mention my name, or else"

The smile that rose from Ron's mouth made the reporter, who was a bit timid at first, glow with incomparable professional enthusiasm in an instant!
How much traffic can be generated by reporting a signing event, this kind of realistic and true story seen by a group of people is the stuff that is full of news!
The purple smoke rose one after another, and the shutter of the camera he held in his hand flashed rapidly. After hearing the sound, Lockhart, who had fallen to the ground, immediately got up from the ground.

Almost as if driving at ten times the speed, Lockhart took care of the dust on his body in an instant, the face used for braking was not even scratched, and the reddish cheeks helped him paint a free blush by the way.

He showed a standard smile without the slightest embarrassment.

This made the photographer quite annoyed, he didn't get too many pictures of Lockhart's buttocks, and each of these pictures were all heavy Galleons.

"Life is an adventure full of surprises and accidents. My action just now was a little excited. After all, I saw it"

Ron's eyes narrowed. He wanted to reveal that Nicolas May was his teacher, and then Lockhart, who relieved his embarrassment and won another wave of traffic, immediately silenced.

"See the kids I'll be teaching in the future. Cough"

He cleared his throat, and quickly began to defuse the embarrassment and silence that had arisen earlier. Lockhart is very good at this, very good at it.

"Compared to this "I Can Be Magical", the children of Hogwarts will get something more valuable than my clumsy book!"

"Actually, I've been invited."

"That's right, ladies and gentlemen, I am extremely happy and proud to announce that this September, I will be the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry!"

Lockhart, who successfully threw out another explosive point, won the applause of the audience. The identity of Hogwarts teacher is indeed not low. As the only and highest university in the UK, it is also quite famous in the world. , Hogwarts is a golden signboard.

"My entire set of books will be this year's Defense Against the Dark Arts textbook, and I will give the children a wonderful school year that they will never forget! Many, many!"

"As compensation for the apology just now, Luo er... and Harry Potter, you can get everything including "I Can Be Magical" for free."

Ron turned his head and left. He didn't want to see such a thick-skinned person at all. As for demeanor, does Ron have it?

You can't expect any seriousness from an orangutan who is about to evolve into a man-bear.

Ron crossed the crowd and walked into Lihen Bookstore. Before Lupine was drunk with Sirius, he asked this decadent middle-aged uncle with rich experience in 'survival' for advice.

As a werewolf, even a kind werewolf, Lupine stumbled and wandered in the magic world after graduation. Dumbledore, an irresponsible old fox, was not a very good leader to be honest. The Order of the Phoenix, who was extremely loyal to him, Under his management, the society has almost become a death squad that voluntarily participates in.

Almost all the members inside relied on their own efforts to return to normal life after the battle. Although there were also reasons for keeping secrets and hiding their identities, it was a fact that Dumbledore did not take much care of them.

It was difficult for Lupine to find any job because of his identity as a werewolf. Before the wolfsbane potion was invented and researched, he had to suffer every month, either in a cave in the forest, or vent himself in an empty hut There is nowhere to release the brutal wildness after transforming into a werewolf.

It is difficult for him to completely control his emotions. After the appearance of the wolf, the desire to kill and destroy will fill his whole mind.

His only job is to take huge risks, enter the place where werewolves gather, spy on and pass on the damn, dispensable information.

But it's much better now. After Sirius was released from prison, as a close friend, Sirius arranged everything for him.

It is precisely because of the ten years of wandering life and long-term contact with evil wizards and werewolves that he has a better understanding of black magic, especially how to deal with it than senior Aurors, and has personal experience.

What's more, Lupine was the only prefect in the group of four when he was studying. Sirius and James were not good boys, but Lupine was, he was serious, smart and responsible, and he was the best candidate for the prefect.

A long list of books was handed over to the clerk. These are the books carefully selected by Lupine for Ron. From beginners to masters, you only need to read these books and practice them with the knowledge you have learned. Defense Against the Dark Arts This course can easily get an O of the Advanced Wizarding Examination, which is no worse than those of the younger Aurors.

It is very rare for a practical course to be learned by reading a book. Every Defense Against the Dark Arts master has come out of spell after spell.

While the clerk was looking for books, Ron strolled up to the second floor of the bookstore. He really didn't take a good look at Lihen Bookstore.

Although the second-hand bookstore I visited before had a lot of collections, the second-hand bookstore that was not organized at all was messy, and it was not a good place to read books at all.

As the largest bookstore in Diagon Alley, almost all the daily or non-daily books are collected here, and even some books that play with black magic but are not likely to receive fines are placed in this store.

Hermione threw Ron into the ocean of knowledge in a joyous manner. This year she has endless Galleons at her disposal, but last year she was only allowed to buy five extra-curricular books. She was afraid that Hermione would die at a young age. The hairless Grangers have been reluctant to fill Hermione's little head with words, she needs to go out and see and play with friends.

After all, hair loss is the lifelong enemy of human beings. Even magic has no particularly good way to deal with it. The bald Mediterranean in wizards is not uncommon.

Just as Ron was holding a book titled "Top Ten Places to Visit After Learning Invisibility" to study the supreme secrets taught to people, a burst of noise came from the window on the second floor.

Originally, Ron didn't want to care about it. After all, this was probably Lockhart's small activity to prepare for the warm-up, but the very familiar voice still hooked him to the window on the second floor, and looked down.

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"Oops - Arthur Weasley."

Even if he didn't see the face, Mr. Weasley had already imagined the disgusting paleness.

"Lucius." Mr. Weasley nodded coldly, "I heard that you sold the underwear you've worn for 40 years as black magic items to Borgin Burke's shop."

Mr. Weasley turned and met the sneering face he hadn't had time to retract, the pale, thin face of Lucius Malfoy.

"It's no wonder Moody didn't find any treasures from your house that could send you into Azkaban. It turns out that you couldn't keep them, right?"

Lucius and Draco's pale face was slightly flushed, and he had ridiculed Mr. Weasley before, but this time, Lucius was out of luck.

This sudden poke made him almost have blood in his throat, and sprayed the opponent's face.

"It seems that you have found a backer!" Lucius, who stepped forward to face Mr. Weasley, had a malicious cold light in his eyes. He looked Mr. Weasley up and down, and recovered his haughty expression. Lucius lifted his chin slightly.

"It seems that you have eaten well recently, licking Black's stinky feet must have whetted your appetite."

"Your pig feed seems to be very nutritious. It can make you fat and fat. It's really joyful~xin~drum~dance~."

The smile on Lucius' face faded.

"Congratulations, your family can finally afford new books and new robes, and you don't have to wear the old robes replaced by people whose bodies are rotten and festering."

"How does it feel to be raised by your son? Do you feel that you are more useless than before?"

"As expected of the scum of the wizard family, you can still continue to degenerate."

"boom!"

Mr. Weasley, who rushed forward in an instant, grabbed Lucius and slammed him into a bookshelf beside him. Dozens of thick books fell down and hit their heads.

Mr. Weasley, who had the upper hand, hit Lucius dizzy with two old punches. At this moment, Mr. Weasley suddenly had a strange idea!

'Ron must be able to play so well because of the good genes passed down from me! '

But when he was so distracted, Lucius slammed his counterattack fist, and the sound of the two scuffling over and over again, the applause of the crowd, Mrs. Weasley's scream, and the cheering and cheering of the twins, and the subtle sound of the window being pushed open were all over the place. Cover up.

Justice from heaven!

Although no one yelled the words of Zhong Er, the people who were suddenly stunned in silence all popped out this word that was not at all against harmony, but very against harmony.

I saw the black wind hit!I saw Mount Tai overwhelmed!I saw dark clouds covering the sun and the sky was dim!

Ron, who slammed on the ground with a muffled sound, kicked Lucius Malfoy's buttocks, and Malfoy, who was clutching his old ass and howling miserably, flew two meters away and hit the bookshelf After that, he took a backward duck step and fell backwards screaming while clutching his buttocks.

"It's the first time we met, Uncle Lucius! Dad mentioned you to me several times, and you are the one who took advantage of Minister Fudge!"

"Your son and I—" Ron glanced out, and he saw the blond boy who fell to the ground and rubbed against the crowd with his buttocks on the ground, "Draco and I, but when we met for the first time When we were together, we had a great time.”

Ron's left hand holding Lucius' collar made a 'click'.

"I think we have a lot to talk about"

"For example, what I said to Draco...but he didn't say the full question."

"He kept yelling: My dad is! My dad is!"

"Is it a Death Eater?"

A raised knee almost broke Lucius' intestines, and his hand that touched the cane and was about to pull it out suddenly let go.

"After all, as a child, my curiosity is very strong."

Lucius' pale face immediately lost all blood, and the severe pain of his internal organs couldn't compare to this sentence, which made him terrified.

Although he cleared the relationship, the Ministry of Magic identified him as a forced participant controlled by the Imperius Curse, but what he saw in Ron's malicious eyes was definitely not what he wanted to encounter.

"There is a misunderstanding here! There is a misunderstanding!"

"I'm not, I was coerced. The Ministry of Magic can prove it!"

"Arthur!"

Lucius' pale face turned abruptly to the side, Mr Weasley had already got up, and Mrs Weasley smoothed out the wrinkles in his clothes.

"I apologize! I was wrong this time! I...I apologize!"

He looked at Mr. Weasley almost pleadingly, the muscular savage aura emanating from Ron almost broke his nerves, this is not the devil barbarian his son said!
This TM is clearly a prehistoric giant reincarnated into an orangutan, and then replaced the crown prince with a deceptive civet cat to pretend to be a humanoid monster disguised as a wizard.

After being hit by Ron twice, Malfoy, whose bones all over his body felt like they were about to fall apart and break, could hardly hold back the urine in his stomach. The last line of face.

"You were right before then?"

It didn't wait for Mr. Weasley to persuade Ron to let go, and he didn't wait for Lucius to reply: I was wrong before!
Lucius, who had half of his teeth blown away by a punch, spun around in the air and then indulged himself in his own small world, signed wildly, and kept giving passionate speeches, without even noticing that something was wrong with the outside world. Hart was slammed face down on the table.

Ink with gold powder was sprinkled all over the table, and Lockhart, who was in a daze, stared blankly at the white face facing him, only a short distance away, and showed a standard smile.

"Don't snatch it, everyone has the autograph book, don't fight because of me." Lockhart saw a familiar big hand reaching out.

".shelf."

He watched as the toothless book fan was picked up by Ron with one hand, and then he was floated in the sky and couldn't even fall to the ground.
"My autobiography seems a little too thin?"

Lockhart has already made up a story in his mind - the prehistoric monster beat up the wizard, and then the heroic and invincible adventurer, the hero, the winner of the Best Charming Smile Award, and the Merlin Third Class Medal winner - Gilderoy Lockhart acted righteously, suppressed the giant beast, and then won the
Before he could finish his dream, a loud voice that overwhelmed the sound of "bang bang bang" punched to the flesh rang out.

"Scatter! Gentlemen, all scatter—"

Hagrid, who was more than three meters tall, picked up Ron with one hand, and Lucius, who was beaten into a slime with the other hand, and almost couldn't recognize him as a human being.

"Killing people in the street is Ron who will definitely enter Azkaban."

Hagrid spoke worriedly.

"But Uncle Lucius will forgive me, right?"

After landing, Ron smiled at Lucius who was still being held by Hagrid.

"right."

"Grandpa, grandpa, grandpa. Grandpa choked to death."

"He seems to be saying: yes?"

Ron glanced at Hagrid.

"probably."

Hagrid scratched the back of his head, leaving Lucius behind.

"I told you earlier, Azkaban is not a good place, don't rush in."

Hagrid put both hands on Ron's big arms, lifted him up with a light lift, then looked at Ron's level, and spoke to him seriously.

"Do not lie to you!"

"I just received the first-class Merlin Medal. This medal has a right of immunity. That is to say, as long as I don't kill people or commit equivalent crimes, I will not enter Azkaban."

"It's just a little skin trauma, I have a hand in it"

"Crack~" Lucius took Draco's instant apparition away.

"...well, look how fast they slip."

"Alright alright."

Hagrid sighed, and he was a little uneasy after putting Ron down, but finally, after a long sigh, he patted Ron on the shoulder, accidentally knocking Ron a foot short. , the stone slabs in Diagon Alley sank into a pit.
After helping the clerk to tidy up the messy bookstore entrance, several people left Lihen Bookstore. The boss was sweating profusely as he gave them away. Even the books they bought were [-]% off. What kind of compensation is there? Dare to mention.

However, the bookshelf rebuilt by Ron's slap is much stronger than before. If Lucius hits it again next time, it will definitely not be the bookshelf that fell apart. His bones will have to be broken by the strengthened bookshelf. two.

"Hagrid, what are you doing here?"

"I'm here to find a potion for carnivorous slugs. I just went to Knockturn Alley to look around. This potion is not easy to buy. There are too few wizards refining it, because there is basically no place to use it."

"But if you don't buy them," Hagrid sighed, "The cabbages at Hogwarts will be ruined by them. I managed to grow them as big as my palm, and they taste better than those bought outside."

Looking at Hagrid's big slap like the lid of a trash can, he guessed that he was growing cabbage with dragon dung fertilizer, otherwise it would not be possible to have such an exaggerated size.

"Why not ask Professor Snape?"

Harry looked up at Hagrid with an effort.

"Snape?"

Hagrid frowned.

"I can't get along with him, the way Professor Snape has done since he started messing with my cutie a few years ago."

"Those little guys are so interesting. How can he just pick up his skin and cramps casually? At least wait for them to have an accident. Anyway, there are fights every day in the Forbidden Forest. I really can't stand him."

Hagrid likes those little guys, but he doesn't think there's anything wrong with eating their meat. If you like it, you like it, and you eat it, but you can't kill them just because you eat it. Things are new after a while.

"How about I write to Professor Snape and ask him to send me a bottle, just say I'm working on this potion, and I'll send it to you?"

"Help Harry!"

Hagrid knew that Snape had a preference for Harry, and Snape wouldn't even ask the reason for this kind of thing as long as Harry got involved.

The big hand with the lid of the trash can carefully patted Harry on the shoulder, but Harry was still shaken and fell to the side as soon as his feet softened.

The twins with sharp eyes and quick hands immediately took a step back, and then he pushed Ginny aside as he pretended to say something to his mother, and a perfect assist was produced!

That's natural wingmen, our best friends Fred and George!

The two people who "met" in the real sense for the first time blushed immediately. Ginny held Harry who was about to fall in a daze for a few seconds, and then perfectly COSed Thomas the Tank Engine, and let out a hallucination. Hearing the same "woo-woo" sound, he ran to his mother against the steam on his head, lowering his head and not daring to look up.

"Xixixi, Harry, you're out of sorts."

The twins holding the back of their heads shook their heads in unison, sighing, no matter how strong the wingman is, there is nothing he can do if the master is not strong enough!

"By the way, where did Seid, Cho, and Ron Hermione go? Weren't they still together just now?"

"Didn't you say we went to the store together? Where are you?"

"In Florin's Ice Cream Parlor."

Percy pushed his glasses. "Didn't you realize that we've actually arrived? The Sirius-sponsored store is just across from the ice cream parlor."

"and many more!"

"and many more!"

The twins yelled in unison, which even made Hagrid shudder.

"You mean this?????"

The twins pointed to the somewhat unbelievable opening in the oversized facade of at least three stores connected together.

"How can it be so big? And there was no store selling things here before? I remember the name is Mickey Mouse Wonderful House, Krab King, Makabazi Import Store, and I bought nuclear wastewater-flavored sparkling water there! "

"That's right, but it was taken back by Sirius, and then opened up three shops, otherwise it wouldn't take too long. The three of them didn't do well in business, and they still owed Sirius several thousand galleons in rent."

Ron handed the six cones in his hand to the others, and then gave Hagrid an 'ice cream box' that was bigger than a bucket.

"But it looks like we have to wait for a while, and the signboard hasn't been installed yet."

"I heard from Sirius that he plans to make a [-]-foot-long, [-]-foot-high super cool dynamic signboard. By then, we will definitely be the most beautiful store in Diagon Alley, bar none."

"Just now, the owner of Florin's Ice Cream Shop talked to me about the linkage. They want to launch a Heroes Ice Cream, but we have to leave it to our dear store manager."

"Guess who the store manager is?"

Looking at the floating ice cream ball, Ron was slightly lifted up from the ground with difficulty. The twins sitting cross-legged in mid-air fell into deep thought.

"It's Lupine, right?"

They said in unison: "It's not difficult to guess, Lupine is very suitable, he is very powerful!"

"It seems that there are no surprises, let's go in and have a look."

The gate with the sign of under construction was pushed open, and as soon as I entered, I saw Sirius and Lupine as supervisors and inspectors.

The two of them are wholeheartedly working on this store. Sirius invited the best construction team in the magic world. This group of special construction teams from a mysterious oriental country cost him a lot of gold plus money that made others feel very distressed. Long, but for him, it's drizzle.

It's two different feelings to let go of the boss and watch the 'children' grow up. This is the first physical store of Sun Knight. Sirius' two favorite children: Harry and Ron are both in it, and they are even the founders. One of the people, then this is even more important.

"You are here!"

Sirius opened his arms and stepped forward. He hugged Harry and Ron vigorously, and then said with a little apology: "I wanted to give you a surprise today, but unfortunately the schedule has been compressed, and we don't intend to sacrifice The quality, so we have to wait a while."

"how is this possible!"

"This is awesome! Right!"

Although the construction has not yet been completed, the ultra-luxury decoration that has revealed a little corner is still dazzling. The space on the first floor is almost as large as a football field, and even more!
They saw that there were still many partitions, and there was at least double the space hidden inside.

The expensive enchanted stone slab arranged the main hall of the entrance in the shape of a chessboard map. The alchemy wire hidden in the slate emits a trace of undetectable magic power fluctuations. As long as it is activated at that time, the central area will become an oversized projected chessboard , if there is a duel here, it will definitely be refreshing and comfortable without leaving any regrets.

The wall is carved with stones of all types of hero statues that have appeared so far. Ron, who planned to have some world competitions, plans to conduct a selection for each contestant, and select XXX hero, the world's number one user XXX, etc. Honorary title, Sirius obviously accepted Ron's ideas and really put them into practice.

Starting from card purchases, battle areas, leisure areas, strategy sharing areas and other places have been planned. Just waiting for this store to open, Ron has already imagined that it will be the scene of Jin Gallon pouring down like a torrential rain.

"In the future, the popularity of cards in the world will definitely be due to your contribution, Sirius!"

"This is awesome!"

The two who took them to visit the store were as happy as the group of children. For the Sun Knights, this was the first step towards their dreams, but for Sirius and Lupine, This is the first step in their new life.

 There are many and complicated things in Diagon Alley, so I will throw in one chapter at a time, and then hurry back to school to make trouble~
  Although there is at least five or six thousand words in the water, but the conscience is passable/funny
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