Conquest knights from Hogwarts

Chapter 105 Farewell to Hogwarts, Welcome to Azkaban

The days of lying in the school hospital were extremely difficult, especially after his friends were refused visits by Mrs. Pomfrey on the grounds that they were seriously ill. Ron's life these days was like death.

Fortunately, Toby helped him get the ancient rune books from the dormitory and the library, so that Ron was not tortured by the "cultivation" life these days, which is almost the same as confinement, so that he looked out the window and drool foolishly.

Well, it’s a bit serious. In fact, apart from the small inconveniences of not having a toilet and having to use a bedpan, taking a bath, being unable to walk around casually, and being unable to leave the bed two meters away, staying in the school doctor’s office is actually okay. , at least very clean.

There was still the last day before the exam, Madam Pomfrey promised Ron that he would be able to complete all the inspections and re-examinations before the exam started, and then rushed to the exam room full of energy, and got the sixth grade of the first grade from the professor. 6 O's in the main course (no exam in flight class).

The other good news is that he was finally allowed to "visit the prison".

Some thoughtful or chic little gifts are piled up on Ron's bedside table, and there are quite a few surprises among them, such as the super large dung egg formula developed by Fred and George. Five hundred pounds of "dynamite" spews out instantly after being thrown, but the effective time is a bit short, it can only be stored for 12 hours at most, otherwise the seal will be released in your pocket.

The thing about Quirrell being drowned in shit before really had nothing to do with Ron, he just casually mentioned it, posted a few rewards, and came up with some bad ideas, that's all.

"This kind of evil thing should not appear in the world, this is really disgusting."

Hermione pinched her nose and opened her mouth in disgust. She held a plate of sugar-free cookies made by herself, which the elf only provided a little help, and put them next to Ron's bed. Not a super big shit egg recipe for something good.

"But Fred still wants to improve and improve, and then use this thing to steal Zuko's big dung egg market. If you don't put shit in it, this thing is actually pretty good. It's a temporary storage tool, cheap and easy to use After all, the space bag is too expensive, and wizards of average level can't use the traceless stretching spell at all, as long as some minor problems are overcome, this thing will be a big seller in the future."

Beggars' version of the Dragon Ball Space Capsule is also a consumable. Once Fred and George improve this thing, it's not a joke to make money every day. Ron is very supportive of his two brothers' research.

"Okay, okay." Hermione waved her hand and said indifferently, but then picked up a cookie and handed it over: "Try it and see how it tastes. It's my first time making it, but it shouldn't be too bad."

"Ababa." Harry smacked his lips, the world seemed to be unfriendly to him.

"By the way, Ron, did Professor Dumbledore talk to you that night?"

"Talked a little bit, just like the man in black that night."

"Professor, does he know who that person is?" Harry asked in surprise. His life has not been very easy these days. Ever since he saw the man in black that night, his forehead has been stabbing constantly.

"The professor didn't say, but that person has something to do with you." Ron pointed to Harry's forehead, where the lightning scar was.

"Voldemort?!" Harry suppressed the voice with great strength, "I knew it! My scar was left by him! This scar can't hurt for no reason, and it can kill Dead unicorn! This is not something that ordinary dark wizards can do!"

"But didn't You-Know-Who die? Harry...his parents died because of it, right!" Hermione said nervously, although she was born in a Muggle family and couldn't really understand what Voldemort was The remaining prestige, but many of the books she read were written about those dark and terrifying years.

"Hermione, do you remember what Hagrid said to us that night? When we first met, Hagrid said: Some people said he was dead. I think that's pure nonsense. I'm afraid there is nothing in him How much humanity, so it is impossible to die."

"That's right." Ron nodded and followed Harry's words: "Dumbledore also told me that night that death is the beginning of another great adventure, but there are always people who don't want to go. For this, he sacrificed his life." Human nature, plunged into darkness, even tried to drag the whole world into the abyss he was in."

"People who have nothing but want to have everything, except the mysterious man, except Voldemort, I don't think there is a better answer."

"But the professor also said, yes, but no."

"At least the man in black is very different from the demon who ravaged Britain and caused boundless darkness and chaos."

"The Philosopher's Stone!" Harry also figured out the key: "If the Philosopher's Stone is taken away by him"

"No, at least not now." Ron shook his head. "Dumbledore is at school now. As long as he is there, the Philosopher's Stone is safe."

"What's more, Harry." Ron pointed to his hospital gown, "Although I'm sure I'm fine, if I want to leave here, I have to wait until the exam begins."

"That's right." Harry scratched his hair. If he were to face the man in black robe alone, Harry wouldn't be afraid, but being brave and dying are two completely different things. En had told him.

"By the way, has anything major happened in the past few days?"

Ron was still thinking about the surprise that his uncle gave Snape. His uncle kept his word, and if he got a good reputation from all over the world, he would never be deceived.

"Big deal?"

A look of confusion appeared on Harry's and Hermione's faces.

"The exam is approaching, it seems to be nothing serious, but you are hospitalized, there are a lot of rumors in Slytherin, we cut off the card sales to them directly, so I heard that someone in Slytherin was arguing Jump into the black lake and drown yourself."

"But they didn't die. The big squid in the Black Lake sent them all ashore. Is this a big deal?"

"I don't think so"

Just when Ron was thinking about how long it would take for the uncle to store up his energy before using his big move, a few hurried footsteps appeared outside the school doctor's room, and Fred and George almost rushed in. Fortunately, now Ponfour Mrs. Lei is not here, otherwise she will definitely lose her temper.

"It's over, it's over, it's over. Ron, we've made a big deal!"

The twins moved to Ron's side with a trace of bewildered panic on their faces.

"what happened?"

The corner of Ron's mouth raised unconsciously: "Is it related to Professor Snape?"

"As expected of our younger brother."

"The brain circuit is to be able to go online as soon as possible."

The twins looked at each other, then sighed.

"Actually, we didn't target Professor Snape. You were hospitalized. Some of the little things in Slytherin danced very happily, so we planned to give them a surprise."

"Do you still remember what my mother told us when school started?"

"Never blow up a toilet, or lock a Slytherin in a toilet."

"We are good children, of course we will not go against what our mother told us."

"So we're going to lock him in the toilet while Slytherin is squatting, and blow up his toilet."

"Isn't that the same thing?" Harry bit his finger with an ominous face.

"Of course not, the order is different."

"We're very serious about what we do."

"So we took advantage of lunch today."

"We pinpointed Malfoy among the crowd."

"We put strong laxatives in his meals."

"It was so simple, nobody found out, and we made it."

The voices of Fred and George suddenly let out here.

"We chose the bathroom on the first floor closest to the restaurant. We blocked a few toilets ahead of time. Filch won't be able to fix it in a while, so only one can be used."

"Originally, there was nothing wrong with this plan. We only activated the magic when Malfoy was running towards the bathroom."

"result."

"It turned out that Snape, a guy with no teacher morals, took the right to sit in the pit with Malfoy! He should have shit in his crotch!"

"and then?"

Ron, who had pinched his nose in advance, spoke in a low voice.

"And then it's over"

"We were setting it all up at night and it was so dark that we accidentally left something in the toilet."

"Unfortunately that little thing is a super big poop egg"

"Give this thing to the toilet when it explodes"

"Bang~"

"You know, when Snape was bare-bottomed trying to 'mmmmmmmmmmm' hard."

"So this big dung egg accidentally had an intimate contact with him."

"That thing probably went in"

"And so Snape flew."

"The scene was quite spectacular."

“Also quite tragic”

"Snape flew out of the bathroom, sprayed shit out of his ass as a power source, and completed a brutal massacre in the restaurant"

"Shit is falling from the sky!"

"Big shit!"

"Fortunately, Professor Dumbledore made a move. Those things floated in the air and didn't really fall on other people, but it seems that this is the first time the professor has seen such a situation."

"He's powerless."

"There's nothing he can do."

"So we watched Snape fly over the restaurant for 30 seconds before crashing through a window and disappearing."

"We're fucked."

"Farewell to Hogwarts."

"Welcome to Azkaban."

The two of them drooped their heads with gloomy eyes, this time they got into trouble.

"Did anyone see it?"

"No, we arranged it at night."

"Are there any traces in the toilet?"

"The toilet was flooded with feces, and there were no traces."

"Did you take the initiative to admit it?"

"Frankly, we're not that stupid to get out of prison."

"Then what are you still struggling with? Don't you just want to have a meal in peace at noon, and then come to visit your dear brother?"

"But Professor Dumbledore."

"There must be evidence in everything. Is there evidence?"

The eyes of the twins lit up, staring at their dear brother with radiance. As the perpetrators, they were obviously blinded and fell into the hole they dug themselves.

"Yes! Why didn't we figure it out!"

They gave a high-five happily, but then they didn't forget to say: "Since they are also partners of the Sun Knight, as seniors, when you graduate from the first grade and successfully enter the second grade."

"It is very necessary for the two of us to give you a gift for entering school."

"Harry, let me introduce you to Ginny, our sister, she is so beautiful!"

"Hermione, we sent Ron to you, please don't be polite, you can use it as you like!"

"Then goodbye~"

"Good luck with your exams."

"Academic success."

The twins who ran out like Sa Huan were just like the husky who was let go, running all the way without looking back.

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"Where's mine! Where's mine! Where's my hush money!"

"Remember me, both of you!"

(End of this chapter)