Chapter 383
""War Monkey"??? Isn't this also a movie?" Hou Zhen said, biting his teeth.

Hao Jing said: "That's right, this plot is a side story of my first "Wolf Warrior", and it's about the life of the villain in "Wolf Warrior". Account, it is said that the total number of girlfriends who have changed can make up a county."

Hou Zhen said excitedly: "Then... so you want me to be the big villain, right? Is there still a passion scene and a sex scene???"

Hao Jing smiled slightly and said, "There are quite a few of them. Among them, the heroine who plays with you the most is the big beauty Kurosawa Bingbing."

Shen Changle also took advantage of the situation and said, "Hey, brother Jing, I heard that the male lead in this show can be paid up to 2000 million, right?"

Hou Zhen's eyes sparkled in an instant, and he was obviously completely moved: "Hey, this role is really suitable for me. Brother Jing, the leading actor must be me!"

Shen Changle and Hao Jing looked at each other and couldn't help but bumped their fists, which made the audience laugh.

Hao Jing said: "You don't have to agree to me so quickly, because it's actually very hard for us film and television actors to film, especially for our film, in addition to good lines and acting skills, we also need a little bit of requirements. !"

Hou Zhen hurriedly said: "It's okay, director of Beijing University, I can do whatever you say."

Hao Jing said: "It's such a thing, this movie can, you need to sacrifice your own body..." (^ω^`)

Hou Zhen said to the audience: "Eh...that's right, after all, he has this emotional scene and sex scene, and the sacrifice of his body is inevitable..." (︶.︶)
"Don't worry, director of Beijing University, I have no problem. It's just sacrificing my body. As long as Kurosawa Bingbing is not afraid of sacrifice, then I am even less afraid of sacrifice!!!" Hou Zhen agreed wholeheartedly.

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

The audience was amused by Hou Zhen's face.

Hao Jing was a little puzzled and said, "What does this have to do with Kurosawa Bingbing? It's for you to sacrifice your body!"

"I know, sacrificing the body... It's impossible for one person to sacrifice, right? There must be a partner of the opposite sex, right?" Hou Zhen said a little embarrassed.

Hao Jing said helplessly: "It's not that you misunderstood, we said that you sacrificed your body with a man!"

Hou Zhen said: "(д)b☆d(д) with a guy???"

Shen Changle suddenly interjected: "Brother Hou is like this, didn't you just say that you are a big drug lord, and there was a scene where you happened to meet our gangster in the Royal Casino in Las Vegas. The big beauty played by Ze Bingbing is Ouyang Bangchui."

"Ouyang... the club???" Hou Zhen grinned, indescribably painful.

Shen Changle said: "That's right, this beautiful woman is the daughter of the boss behind the Royal Casino. She is rich, powerful, good-looking, and has legs and ass. There are countless suitors. What kind of prince from that country?" , the president of which country."

"But!!! Here comes your role. You directly performed a unique skill in the casino, which made Ouyang Bangchui, the daughter of the Royal Casino played by Kurosawa Bingbing, fall in love with you."

"This unique skill requires you to sacrifice your body for a while, that is, open your collar directly, bow your front legs, stretch your rear legs, raise your neck, and use your whole body to spit out a water lotus flower directly from your mouth. I will give this unique skill It even came up with a nice name called mouth-spitting lotus!"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

In an instant, almost everyone who had heard the cross talk immediately realized what kind of work it was, and they all applauded.

There is no way, it’s because the majority of netizens are ignorant. The main reason is that there are very few three-person performances in this activity. In addition, Shen Changle has adopted a unique and completely different way of living, interpreting some of the slightly monotonous parts in the beginning. It's full of wit and wit, and of course there are many blessings from Hou Zhen's true colors.

Zhang Helun, Lang Heyan, Meng Hetang, and Zhou Jiuyu who were standing behind the curtain of the entrance door in the backstage couldn't help being amazed.

Needless to say, "Spit out a lotus flower", let alone a cross talk actor, even audiences who have heard a few cross talks are very familiar with this set of procedures.

To put it bluntly, it can be summed up in one sentence, that is, if a person brags about going abroad or where to perform for the rich, a person is stupid but not stunned. The former has spotted the greedy mentality of the other party. Call Dad, call Grandpa to take advantage.

Although old, rustic, vulgar, and feudal, this is the type of cross talk that the older generation of cross talk actors talked about most in Tianqiao, such as being beaten, pretending to be stupid, and pretending to be ugly to make everyone happy.

However, due to the new version of cross talk and anti-feudal thinking at that time, this activity was almost lost, even if it was not lost, no one would talk about it.

After the reform and opening up, various "qigong masters" appeared in our country from the 80s, and the popular response was quite popular. Under this circumstance, Hou Sanye and Shi Fukuan reinterpreted this passage, Hou Sanye Pretending to be a "Qigong master" to deceive people, and using it to satirize such people for cheating, this cross talk gradually came out again.

For so many years, so many masters of cross talk have undoubtedly perfected the work of this cross talk, every single word, and Shen Changle can add so many fresh elements on this basis, Let all the cross talk actors listen to it refreshingly.

This adaptation and creation ability had to convince them, the earlier crosstalk actors who came to Deyun Club, and at the same time, they couldn't help but feel a little more ashamed.

Zhang Helun is in the limelight in the Deyun Club this year, and his fans and popularity have also skyrocketed. Even Guo Taoer's large-scale commercial performances are first-choice to be called Zhang Helun.

It is also enough to prove that Zhang Helun's current business is outstanding, but the one that appeared faintly was a sign of expansion. This time, when he saw Shen Changle this time, he was instantly beaten to nothing...

Zhang Helun shook his head helplessly and said with a smile: "Compared with brother Chang Le, the business is really far behind. Don't read it, go back and create new things, you have to work hard."

Meng Hetang also nodded in agreement and said: "With Shen Changle as the benchmark, to be honest, it is a big mountain, and it is also the motivation to motivate myself to keep chasing and climbing. To be honest, I am quite happy."

"Master's professional ability is high. After all, he is Master. It should be much better than us. We don't have much feeling, but there is a beast of the same generation as Shen Changle running wildly in front... It is really exciting. Feel the pressure and motivation!" Lang Heyan also laughed.

Meng Hetang said: "This is our luck, we have to work hard and try our best to keep up with this person."

"Well, together!" Zhou Jiuxi nodded and smiled.

(End of this chapter)

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