The longed-for village system

Chapter 355 The Perverted System Grants Perverted Skills

"Ding! Congratulations, host, you have obtained the Universal Lock Picking skill. With this skill, you can open any lock in the world."

"Ding! Congratulations, host, you have drawn the All-Round Game Master skill. With this skill, you can easily master any game."

Upon seeing the results of the two draws, Chen Qing almost cursed. What use were these two skills? What was he going to do with the universal lock-picking skill? Was he going to be a thief, opening other people's doors and safes?

The second game skill is still somewhat useful, and it's okay to show off in front of Xiao Gu occasionally, but compared to the previous skills, this one is practically useless to him.

"Damn system, did you tamper with my system again? What kind of useless skills are these?! Are they even of any help to me?"

Chen Qing now strongly suspects that the dog system tampered with the lottery, and that it must have cheated him because he had earned three chances to draw a prize. Before he even started drawing, he had been hoping that the dog system would give him some good skills!

"If you have such bad luck, then shut up. Last time, the system only gave you a good one because it took pity on you. Now, this is your true luck."

"Heh! You think I'd believe that? I've already experienced transmigration and reincarnation, and I'm even bound to your damn system. And now you're telling me I have terrible luck? So you're saying you're trash?"

An intelligent system talking to a human is unaware of human evil. When it comes to arguing, Chen Qing has never been afraid of anyone.

"Heh! You're such a dog. If you keep babbling on, I'll send you a condom."

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Hearing the system's threat, Chen Qing was speechless. This damn system seemed to be getting smarter and smarter. Before, it would at most respond to his questions, but now it knew to threaten him with rewards. It seemed that this damn system was also growing.

Of course, Chen Qing didn't care about the system's threat at all. He was quite concerned about it. Although the dog system was a bit rubbish, the rewards were still quite generous, so he tolerated it for the sake of the rewards.

"I won't say more. Whether it's trash or not depends on your next lottery draw. Stop giving me these useless skills. Just give me what I need. As a system, you need to be a little smarter and take my needs into consideration."

"Okay, no problem. The next skill is definitely what you need. This system guarantees it with my virginity."

"That's more like it, extract."

Chen Qing was satisfied with the system's compromise. A wise person knows when to yield. It seems that the system is negotiable. In the future, it would be best to make all random skills designated skills.

Delicious.

Upon hearing the system notification, Chen Qing nearly tripped and fell. What the hell was this skill? And this useful, sleazy skill—was it trying to turn him into a stud?
"Brother Chen, are you alright?"

Zhao Xiaogu, standing nearby, was filled with doubt and concern when she saw Chen Qing almost trip. Brother Chen is a martial arts master! Even a martial arts master can trip while walking? This is jaw-dropping.

"Really? Are you alright? You seem a little distracted." The old man was also surprised.

"Uh, it's nothing, I was just thinking about some things." Chen Qing laughed it off, trying to brush it off. He couldn't very well say that he was surprised by the system's reward, could he? That damn system just wanted to see him make a fool of himself.

"How's your reward, dog host? You're satisfied now, aren't you? This is a talent skill that you men dream of, am I thoughtful enough?"

Hearing the system's cheeky voice, Chen Qing was momentarily speechless. Indeed, this talent was an ability that every man dreamed of, but he was already very strong in this area! Besides, what would he need such a strong ability for Zhao Xiaogu, who was just a woman? Could Zhao Xiaogu handle it?

"Tch! The three draws are over, don't call me, you dog host."

After cursing the damn system in his mind again, Chen Qing was at a loss. After all, the system was so unscrupulous precisely because it was elusive. He could only focus his energy on the bamboo-cutting task.

Watching Chen Qing carry more than a dozen bamboo stalks and pull them toward the Mushroom House, the people behind him were once again shocked, especially Old Zhu, who was once again amazed by Chen Qing's strength.

This isn't human! It's a walking Tyrannosaurus Rex, a beast! It would be difficult for a normal human to carry even two of these large bamboos, and even for this group of special forces soldiers, carrying four would be difficult, but Chen Qing seems to be carrying more than ten bamboos with ease.

What a pity, what a real pity. With such physique and skills, it's such a waste that he didn't join the army.

"That's insane! He's definitely got the makings of a soldier!" Old Zhu couldn't help but exclaim again.

Zhao Xiaogu glared at Lao Zhu with her beautiful eyes and warned, "Lao Zhu, let me tell you, don't even think about it. Brother Chen is already married and about to have a child. Besides, he hates being restricted the most. You better give up on this idea."

"Exactly, it's a waste that he's in the army! With Xiao Chen's medical skills, he should be a doctor in a hospital; saving lives is his job."

The old man naturally had great respect for the soldier, but he felt that sending Chen Qing to join the army was a waste of his talents. After all, Chen Qing's medical skills were best suited for a hospital, where he could benefit countless ordinary people.

Of course, if there is a war, Chen Qing can be called to the army to help. With him there, the soldiers can avoid a lot of risks. In peacetime, it is fine for him to stay in the hospital.

"Grandpa Long, I suggest you give up! Given Xiao Chen's habits, he definitely won't leave the village unless something major happens. Teacher He and Teacher Huang have invited Xiao Chen to their shows many times before, but he has never agreed."

Speaking of this, Zhao Xiaogu felt much more at ease. This idea of ​​not wanting to leave the village is good. It can be maintained for the next few years until Xiaoxueqiu grows up and goes to school before leaving the village.

"What's wrong with the three of you? Is something the matter?"

Chen Qing, who was walking ahead, noticed that the three of them had fallen far behind and asked in confusion. Because he was carrying bamboo, he was afraid of bumping into Zhao Xiaogu, so he kept a little distance. But when he turned around, he found that the three of them were more than ten meters behind him.

"It's alright, Xiao Chen, you can go ahead! The three of us will keep watch from behind so the bamboo doesn't scratch anyone." The old man gave Chen Qing a reason.

Chen Qing had no doubt about this reason. Indeed, the bamboo was so long that he could see no problem in front, but there was no guarantee that he wouldn't bump into people or other things behind. It was better to tell the three of them to walk slowly and keep an eye on things.

It took about ten minutes to get there and about ten minutes to get back. Chen Qing only felt slightly tired. It seemed that the last skill not only boosted his physical strength but also his stamina. But thinking about it, it made sense. How could he complete such a goal without such stamina? With that thought, Chen Qing instantly felt much more at ease.

(End of this chapter)