some magical Hogwarts

Chapter 416 You are a fucking genius!

Chapter 416 You are a fucking genius!

Like Teacher Yu, Professor Deng also has three hobbies in his life:
Listen to music, tune in, fish.

Qu'er is a song by the Sorting Hat and Phoenix Fox. It's obviously difficult to sing and croon, but he just blows it up to the level of an international superstar, with stage effects.

Even inexplicably letting go of the sorting hat, to develop a sense of superiority, and to let its songs become music myths recognized by the whole world.

The so-called training is to pick some special students and train them... such as old man Newt and Hagrid.

And then... both of them were expelled from school.

Dumbledore also wanted to train William, but because of the Ravenclaw bronze ring, he started too quickly and didn't give the professor too many opportunities to use his hands, so he escaped.

Now, the Headmaster's main focus is on the Boy Who Lived, trying to transform Harry into his shape.

After William's long-term observation, Dumbledore did not hone Harry's magical skills as he taught him, but deliberately cultivated Harry's courage.

Dumbledore wanted Harry to be a stupid... super brave kind!

Training is a long-term goal, and there are various tests in the middle... Dumbledore started his fishing career.

The headmaster has caught countless fish... Tywin, Quirrell, Lockhart, almost one fish every year.

Clearly, with Black and James' complicated relationship, the Headmaster is fishing again.

It might even be planned for Harry to grab Blake with his own hands, complete the sublimation of his heart, make a gorgeous turn, and walk to the pinnacle of life from then on.

Otherwise, he has no reason not to block the secret passage.

William is not optimistic about the principal's fishing. In the past two years, he has been racing too fast, and his car rollover records have increased.

Otherwise, how could Riddle be resurrected and escape smoothly?

If William had been a traffic policeman, the principal would have revoked his driver's license long ago, so how could he be allowed to drive every day.

In the evening, thestrals galloped along the road, and the students of Hogsmeade began to return to the castle one after another.

The three little ones had already gone back from the secret road, and did not follow in the carriage.

When passing the intersection, William deliberately glanced at the gate.

The two cute dementors didn't even bother to eat, and stood there dedicatedly.

Aside from the traits of attacking people, it is good for a dementor to be a doorman, at least not get paid, and work for nothing.

If he was walking on the main road, William would hold Dahei with his left hand, and drag the rope that tied the dementors with his right hand, letting them act as kites in mid-air...

This is the real "leading the yellow on the left and capturing the green on the right", when young people chatter and become old men crazy.

It sounds exciting!

Thestrals stopped in front of the castle, and William and Hermione got out of the carriage.

After getting out of the carriage, William saw the angry Qiu and jumped off from another carriage.

Cedric followed, trying to explain something.

Cho ignored him, greeted William and Hermione, and ran straight into the castle.

"What's wrong?" William looked at Cedric, shocked, "Could it be that you did something excessive while there was no one around?

You beast! "

Hey, old dementor doorman?

There's a scumbag here,

Please arrest immediately and send to Azkaban.

"I didn't do anything, I just listened to you and took Qiu to a feast of fish bodies." Cedric blushed. "She called me a pervert...it's all your fault!"

"You really went? That thing is the IQ tax." William couldn't help laughing.

"That's not what you said this morning."

"What is a feast of fish bodies?" Hermione couldn't help asking.

"Hermione, let me tell you, William is..."

William quickly covered Cedric's mouth.

"Don't listen to Cedric, he failed to confess and wanted to blame me for sending him a girlfriend.

I found him a mermaid princess, but he also disliked her being ugly! "

In a word, William left it clean.

Hermione glanced suspiciously at William.

William looked up suddenly, staring at the window of the Defense Against the Dark Arts office on the third floor of the castle.

Cedric broke free and looked along curiously.

"What's wrong?" Hermione asked quietly.

"I saw something strange, maybe my eyes were dazzled." William shook his head.

The three entered the castle and saw Harry in the Great Hall, talking to the twins with a terrified face.

"What's the matter?" Cedric asked, drawing closer.

"Ron..." Harry stammered.

"What happened to Ron?"

"He... was caught!"

"..."

Harry narrated it quickly.

It turned out that he had finished his confinement with Professor McGonagall, and when he met Professor Lupine, he went to the Defense Against the Dark Arts office for tea.

Professor Snape also went, and then Ron followed.

Ron didn't go by himself, but was turned away by a student of Slytherin.

The reason was simple: he was selling portraits of Professor Snape at the door of the Slytherin common room.

"Where does Ron sell it?" William felt something wrong with his ears.

"The door to the Slytherin common room." Harry sighed helplessly.

silence,

Dead silence!

For a moment, William was speechless and could only sigh in his heart:
"You're a fucking genius!"

Why can't you sell it, why don't you sell it at the door of the Slytherin lounge?

The effect of the show exploded. After all, today is the eve of Halloween, and everyone is pretending to be a ghost. Ron directly wants to become a ghost.

"In the office, Ron also volunteered to admit that he took the photo just to earn some pocket money," said Harry.

"This idiot!" Fred cursed with a cloudy face, "Ron should say that he picked up the photo!"

"Where is Ron now?" George laughed angrily, "I mean... where is his body?"

Several people looked sideways slightly.

Well, Ron's self-destruct truck behavior is indeed no different from suicide!
"Ron was locked up in his office by Snape, and Gryffindor was also deducted two hundred points."

Thinking of the scene at that time, Harry was still a little scared.Snape and Professor Lupine almost had an annihilation.

Fortunately, Dumbledore arrived in time, and he didn't know where he got the news.

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With Ron's arrest, the story quickly spread.

Ron was instantly famous.

This effect is very dramatic, because in the eyes of the little wizard, Ron is usually very inconspicuous, following Harry all day, like a little follower.

Now I suddenly discovered that the little follower is the big boss.

It's like an ordinary chemistry teacher who secretly turns out to be the world's top poison king... Do you think you are filming "Breaking Bad"?

Ron's fame isn't too friendly either.

In normal times, everyone would think that he is a Gryffindor hero.But the deduction of two hundred points at once was unacceptable to the little lions.

Everyone thinks he's a little heartless for selling pictures in the Slytherin lounge.

William also felt that Ron was strange.

Obviously, he did a lot of research on sales in private.

At least, Ron has read and recited the poisonous chicken soup of "sell the comb to the monk".

Otherwise, he wouldn't be whimsical and go to Slytherin to develop potential customers.

From this point of view, Ron is more... courageous than Harry!

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(Please recommend tickets, everyone)
(End of this chapter)

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