You should cross the mountains like a brave man

Chapter 144 God Is Blind (810)

The preseason games between the Lakers and the Warriors were fairly tense, partly because of the low intensity, and partly because the two sides were not very competitive.

In order to run in the chemical reaction of the main force and the main rotation, in the first game against the Warriors, Phil Jackson let the main force and the main rotation play most of the time.

Wei Xia and Bynum came off the bench and played 21 minutes each.

In 21 minutes, Wei Xia showed many gratifying qualities.

他贴死了迈克·邓利维，得到4分5篮板3助攻以及2抢断1盖帽和3次失误。

In the end, the Lakers beat the Warriors by a narrow margin of 103 to 97.

"The influx of young power makes the Lakers special." Warriors coach Mike Montgomery praised the young people of the Lakers.

Jackson took a completely different attitude: "Young people need time to adapt to the NBA. Some of them are still treating the NBA with the intensity of the NCAA. This is wrong, not to mention that we still have high school students. They still have a long way to go and there will be many difficulties in the future. I hope they can continue to improve without arrogance or rashness."

Wei Xia received unanimous praise for his debut on behalf of the Lakers. The media came to interview him, and he played his own characteristics.

"This game is of great significance to me, why? Because we won, I found a long-lost resonance in the game, that is a rare quality, and I fought for it." If someone didn't understand what he wanted to express, "My stats are not important, the victory is important, because the failed stats are just a piece of paper, a symbol of futile efforts. I have been creating a winning environment since I was a child, and it will be the same in the NBA."

At least, the reporter understood his few words.

Winning is important.

Loser data is just scrap paper.

With 15 days left to turn 18 in the minors, Andrew Bynum is eager to show his older side.

When the reporter asked him how he felt about his debut, his performance reminded people of a talented center on the Lakers.

A mysterious smile appeared on his face, and the reporter had no idea what he was laughing at, and what was so ridiculous.

Today's highlight was doomed from the moment Kobe dropped his hand.

At the end of the press conference, Kobe walked into the locker room slowly and was about to leave when suddenly he found someone standing in front of him.

He raised his eyes and looked intently.

Wei Xia held a full bottle of Gatorade with a serious face and said, "It's time to fulfill your promise."

Kobe didn't expect that a moment of hilarity would lead to such bad consequences.

"You don't really want me to stand upside down and drink Gatorade, do you?" Kobe looked at Wei Xia warily, "Are you serious?"

"Forgive my ignorance, I couldn't tell you were joking at the time. I seriously sent you the best pass in my life. If you completed it, the two of us would load the NBA promotional video of this season together, but you screwed up. You said that if you messed up, you would drink Gatorade on your head, so... please." Wei Xia said with enthusiasm that he hadn't seen for a long time, "I will pour Gatorade into your mouth when you stand on your head, and make sure not a single drop is leaked."

The people in the locker room have been frightened by Wei Xia.

That's Kobe, is he dying?

"Forget it, it's too difficult, and I said, Visa, this glass of Gatorade is too much, right?" Odom stared at the super-doubled glass of Gatorade in Wei Xia's hand, which must have at least 400 ml.

Wei Xia nodded harmlessly and said, "I thought that Kobe might be thirsty after we just finished the game, so I asked Gary to prepare a big cup."

"Three Qs." Kobe said with a dead face.

There's nothing wrong with imagining his tone as saying "Q".

"People in big cities still know how to play." Brian Russell smiled.

The madman even said: "I have seen a lot of old birds tricking rookies. This is the first time I have seen a rookie tricking an old bird. It's exciting. It's so fucking exciting. Kobe, don't you want to run away?"

Before the madman spoke, Kobe had this plan.

"There's no need to run away. If you think this matter is too difficult for you, let's forget it." Wei Xiadan said with a smile, "I think I'm still a very talkative person."

Odom, who has known Kobe since childhood, can only express his regret for Kobe with a pair of affectionate eyes, besides lamenting that Wei Xia is cruel enough.

Just now Kobe might renege on the debt, the madman got excited, and Wei Xia said, not to mention the 400ml Gatorade, even the fucking arsenic will drink it upside down for you to see.

"Come on!"

Kobe stood up tragically, leaned against the wall and stood on his head, "Come on!"

Wei Xia approached with Gatorade and waved to Bynum in the corner.

Bynum shrunk his head as if he had done something terrible and walked over in shame, and brought Wei Xia a straw.

"After all, it's upside down drinking water. I'm afraid it will leak out. It's shameful to waste it." Wei Xia said to the horrified teammates, "This will ensure that Kobe can finish drinking Gatorade."

The veterans applaud together.

The madman had a serious face when he clapped his hands, and nodded with high frequency to pay great respect to Wei Xia.

Ruthless or you are ruthless!

Wei Xia put the straw into a large glass of Gatorade, approached Kobe, "Here, I'll give you a tool."

"Please enjoy."

"Come on, there are many more."

"Right, that's it."

"It's almost over Kobe, come on!"

Wesha tricked Kobe, Bynum was an accomplice, and another rookie, Vaughn Weaver, was not idle. He borrowed a camera and took a picture of Kobe standing on Gatorade.

As a result, the matter of pranking Kobe became a collective participation of rookies.

In fact, drinking water upside down is no different from drinking water standing up. Anything we eat or drink will be digested in the stomach, no matter where it is.Food goes to the stomach not by gravity, but by a series of reflexes controlled by the brain, the mouth leads not only to the stomach, but also to the nose and lungs, so it is important that once food or drink is swallowed they are not digested in the wrong place.

Eating and drinking upside down sounds difficult, but in fact, as long as you can maintain the upside down position, you will find that it is not so difficult, not to mention that Wei Xia thoughtfully prepared straws, and did not let Kobe open his mouth to drink like abusing prisoners.

The cruelty in the eyes of his teammates was Wei Xia's extrajudicial mercy to Kobe. Kobe finished drinking 400ml of Gatorade in a handstand without any discomfort except for wanting to urinate.

"Look, it's really gone!"

Kobe showed the last Gatorade cup to the public, and even wanted to use it to educate the people in the team: "Since you are a man, you must practice what you say. I hope that each of you is like me!"

Kobe's speech ended, but the atmosphere in the locker room was as cold as someone told a bad joke that wasn't funny.

"Papa papa!" Wei Xia applauded wittily to keep Kobe from falling into the ocean of embarrassment, "I have learned a lot from this lesson."

Later, Kobe did not retaliate against Wei Xia, Bynum, or Weaver.It's like nothing happened.

Maybe Kobe really didn't care, but Wei Xia let the veterans in the team see his energy through this incident.

Therefore, no one is going to punish him, at most let him carry the bag.

Every time he goes to an away game, Wei Xia will have seven or eight extra backpacks that do not belong to him.

He has put in a lot of effort for this.

But compared to Andrew Bynum, he's lucky.

Bynum has almost become the team's waiter, whoever wants to buy water and what to do, he is the one who runs errands.Even people from the Players Association contacted Bynum and deposited a lot of indecent auxiliary tools with him.Bynum is a mobile warehouse. When every old bird needs to make some movement on the bed, he will call Bynum's room and ask him to send him some bulletproof helmets to prevent guns from misfiring and edible lubricating oil to help the game experience.

Every team will have such a warehouse keeper.

The Players Association is becoming more and more mature and rigorous, and the care and care for the players has reached all aspects and is meticulous.

They want to make sure that players have a good experience exploring the mysteries of the human body in bed, and by the way prevent them from being too loose and bursting out equipment they don't even want on a woman who is just a one-night stand.

Due to the details revealed by Kobe's participation in the trial, the players' association believed that Kobe's behavior was extremely wild. Therefore, Bynum's "warehouse" contained many things that Weixia had never seen before.

"Why is there a whip?"

"Candle?"

"Isn't this a dog's collar?"

"Animal tail?"

"What is this thing for?"

"There are also syringes for colon washing in hospitals?"

Wei Xia watched Bynum's warehouse, expressing emotion again and again, human beings are really good at playing.

Bynum, on the other hand, looked enthusiastic, "Do you want it? I can lend it to you."

"No need, you can keep it for yourself." Wei Xia politely refused.

"Guess who is the person who consumes the most bulletproof helmets here." Bynum asked viciously.

"Kobe?"

"Can you think of our boss a little better, how could it be him?"

"Chris?"

"Does he look like a guy who can use up six helmets in one night?"

"Six?!" Wei Xia called out, "Are you kidding me?"

Bynum said angrily and amusedly: "If you gave him six helmets every night like me, you would be as impressed as I am."

"Who is it?"

"Stanislav (Medvedenko) ⑴."

Wei Xia said with a serious face, "Now I know why his waist is bad."

"Isn't it? His waist can't be good. If it can be good, then God is blind!" Bynum muttered.

At this time, Vaughan Weaver knocked on the door and said like an announcer: "Andrew, I want 10 sets, 5 fake brothers, 1 plug, [-] fires, hurry, hurry!"

"Who engages in such a big battle?" Bynum panicked and took out what Weaver needed.

"Damn it, Chris and Latrell are going to die in a woman's belly sooner or later!" Weaver said angrily, "They pulled ten girls to open a suite!"

⑴ Medvedenko only played 2005 games in the 06-2 season due to back and knee injuries, and disappeared from the NBA after playing 14 games with the Hawks in the following year.This is a malicious interpretation of mine, so don’t spray it if you don’t like it.

(End of this chapter)