My eldest brother is the Immortal

Chapter 194 Laziness Makes People Progress (Wan Gengqiu Collection)

Mubai looked at the sky, lost in thought for a long time, what kind of world is this, is this okay?
Zhang Liang was stunned, his mind was in a trance, and he thought silently: "Is there any? It seems that I didn't call myself that just now. Could it be that I didn't hear it?"

Mubai sighed, continued to walk forward, suddenly remembered that he didn't seem to remember how to get to Muzihao Academy at all, and asked: "Zifang, do you know where Muzihao Academy is?"

???

The scholar was taken aback again. If the dean hadn't personally received his gentleman just now, he would really have doubted whether the gentleman was a counterfeit...

"The student knows, and is willing to take Mr. there."

"Okay." Mubai nodded slightly, and couldn't help being a little curious, how could such a polite and well-behaved guy skip class, and still go out to do coolies, there may be something hidden in it...

Then Zhang Liang led the way to Muzihao Academy, and on the way, Mubai finally remembered that there were elite mission rewards.

Immediately unable to hold back the excitement in my heart, I hurriedly clicked to check.

……

Mubai clicked on the lazy system, and sure enough, he saw a new lazy system added.

When Mubai was overjoyed, his thoughts came to the Lazy Mall.

"Wow~"

A brand new panel flashed before him, the data in the panel was similar to the page where Mubai bought game equipment in his previous life.

"Soap!"

"Function: Fatty acid salts obtained from the saponification or neutralization reaction of grease, wax, rosin or fatty acids with alkalis can be called soap. Soap can..."

"Lollipop!"

"Function:……"

"Spicy sticks!"

"Function:……"

"Toast!"

"Function:……"

"Wind footwork!"

"Function:……"

"toothpaste!"

Function:……

"pistol!"

"Function:……"

Looking at the various products listed in the lazy system, Mubai felt powerless to complain, is he a brat?

Why did Lao Zheng eat so much, even the spicy strips.

And each of these functions is written clearly, but these functions have long been familiar to me.

Tucao too much.

When Mubai still kept his gaze on the pistol in the last column of the merchandise column, his heartbeat suddenly accelerated.

Pistols, although this thing can be manufactured slowly by oneself, it is a waste of time to design only the sketches of the guns.

This time it can be exchanged directly, which makes Mubai very happy.

Because maybe it can be exchanged in large quantities in the future, wouldn't it be invincible in battle!

But in the next second, Mubai's expression became frozen, because the price on the back of the gun was [-] laziness.

"Did you make a mistake!"

The corner of Mubai's mouth twitched slightly, and said: "This is a bit too expensive!"

You must know that Mubai's laziness value is only 751 points, and it is not a star and a half away from [-].

It seems that it is a bit whimsical to want to equip soldiers.

This made him feel inexplicably shabby.

"Host, don't worry, there will be steamed buns and guns, as long as the host is lazy enough."

Qi Ye reminded.

Hearing Qi Ye's words, Mu Bai couldn't help rolling his eyes.

"I just complete the task of the system, how can I be called lazy?"

"..."

This time it was Qiye's turn to stop talking, he felt that the guy in front of him seemed to have a thicker skin.

"However, soap and these snacks only need a little laziness, which is cheap."

In the end, Mubai set his sights on the rewards of elite missions.

deterrent.

Function: After using it, you can deter the opponent for a period of time and make the opponent feel surrendered to you.

After reading the function, Mubai roughly understood that it was just a tiger skin that he pulled out when he couldn't beat it.

I didn't see the others.

"Qi Ye, when will my body be able to practice martial arts!"

Mubai asked, holding a pile of martial arts cheats but still unable to practice.

It's meaningless to have a mountain of gold, but not be able to spend the same pain.

"This, I don't know, but I know that every time you spend [-] laziness points, you can refresh the items in the mall, and there are definitely items in the mall that can cure your martial arts disease."

Qi Ye explained confidently, there was no lack of seduction in his tone.

"Tch, you just want to trick me into spending laziness."

"But I'm telling the truth!"

"..."

……

After passing through countless trails, Mubai stopped in front of a certain gate.

This is the Muzihao School.

Mubai entered through the back door, and saw the ground was covered with shredded paper, a boy standing on the table crept down, two boys maintained a wrestling posture, some looked at the bronze mirror, and some fell asleep lying on the table, There was also a little fat man who was holding a meatloaf and kept eating it.

Looking at it, Mubai was stunned for a moment, this is a school? Are you sure it’s not a rat nest...

Sure enough, teaching here, I'm afraid that this leg will have to be broken if I don't want to...

Mubai calmed down, walked up to the podium, and said lightly: "I am the new teacher in your school, my name is Mubai."

There was a sudden pause in the audience, and the surroundings became quiet.

With doubtful faces, lazy and curious eyes looked at him from top to bottom, and there were many eyes that resolutely carried the taste of scrutiny.

After a few seconds of silence...

Everyone lazily stood up and shouted in disorder: "Hello, sir."

However, the sleeping man still didn't move.

The second sister didn't tell her that the class she was going to teach was a concentration camp for dudes.

Those who attend classes here are probably the second generation of officials, the second generation of rich people, and those who have no worries about food and clothing for the rest of their lives.

These guys have nothing to do all day long. They should come to Tianhong Academy to make a name for themselves, and they will be easy to play when they go out in the future.

To deal with these people, Mubai knew that ordinary means could not cure them, but fortunately he has a full-time library, otherwise he would really be arranged by someone.

Mubai patrolled for a week and continued: "I know, everyone present here are some playboys, I'm sorry, it's useless to me."

With a thought of Mubai, a piece of information appeared in front of him.

"Qian Duoduo, the Qian family in Nancheng, bought Tianhong Academy, no martial arts."

"Height: 168."

"Weight: 76.3 kg"

"Situation: Has business acumen, but is not recognized by his father."

"28 weaknesses: first, eating too much... second... third... 28, timid, often looking forward and backward when things happen, and lacking confidence."

Seeing the densely packed handwriting on it, Mubai felt that it was a little too detailed this time?
One must know that when the second sister Qin Hongyu was investigated last time, it was just a rough introduction.

This time it was so detailed, could it be that the stronger the strength, the more he would limit his detection of her?
Mubai cast a glance at them, and said lightly: "This is the first class in the morning, we don't teach anything else, let's chat first, everyone, relax."

Hearing the three words "chatchat", the faces of all the dandies immediately changed expressions, revealing a look of interest.

The people here are all kinds of dandies, they can be said to have no interest in studying, and they have nothing to do all day long, and their chatter can be said to be comparable to those square aunts.

Although Mr. Mu is also knowledgeable and talented, he never talks to them. He has a cold coffin face all day long, which makes the relationship between teachers and students very rigid.

So everyone often provokes him, and after a long time, he "broke his leg"...

Before the lecture was officially started, Mubai had already successfully aroused the curiosity of the dudes.

Although the dude who was standing on the table earlier had expectations, he still said proudly, "A poor scholar, what's there to talk about."

That is, that is.

……

Mubai had a panoramic view of their expressions, and the corner of his mouth couldn't help curling up.

"Qian Duoduo, if you continue to be so decadent and overeating every day, I'm afraid you will never be able to set foot in the mall again in the rest of your life."

"how do you know?"

The little fat man holding the meatloaf was startled, raised his head suddenly, and asked in amazement: "Could you have a way to help me get rid of my father?"

"Get your father, I have no choice."

Qian Duoduo's face darkened when he heard this, and he immediately wanted to pick up a roasted chicken leg next to him and take a big bite to vent his anger.

The atmosphere in the audience suddenly became noisy again. The dude who was standing on the table before slapped the table and said angrily: "Are you kidding us?"

Mubai was not in a hurry, just stood quietly on the stage and looked at them, these people's patience and temper were extremely bad, the ancient respect for teachers and respect for the way had disappeared, and in some people's eyes it was simply social scum.

But Mubai is full of interest, since ancient times, which celebrity or hero was born a celebrity?
In this somewhat feudal world of thought, the dandy is precisely the group of people with the most active thinking. He feels that there must be some talented people among these people, and they must be cultivated well.

But why does the chicken leg look a bit tempting...

"I have nothing to do with your father, but that doesn't mean I can't help you earn money!"

Qian Duoduo's eyes immediately brightened, his father has always been different from him when he went out to do business, isn't he just afraid that he will lose money and lose money, as long as he earns money, is he afraid that the guy at home is different?
However, it looks like this guy doesn't look very rich...

He looked at Mubai half-believingly, and said, "What way?"

The dandy's interest was aroused again, and they looked at Mubai in unison.

But Mubai didn't seem to have seen this scene, walked to the side, picked up a brush, and wrote a line of words on a piece of white paper. The students in the audience wanted to stand up curiously, and stared at Mubai. The next step is to do it obediently.

After writing it, Mubai casually threw it to Qian Duoduo and said, "Take it."

Qin Duoduo hurriedly took it, narrowing his eyes slightly, staring closely at the line above.

The corners of the mouth slowly rose, and he laughed straight away, and then hid it in his pocket like a baby.

This time, the curiosity of the dandies was completely aroused, and the voices of inquiries continued.

"Fatty, tell me what to do?"

"Does it really work?"

"is that a lie."

……

Qian Duoduo put his hands on his hips, with a smug smile on his face, raised his head high, and said, "Can I tell you what you want? Hehe, this is a commercial secret."

Said that he walked off the stage shaking and striding.

When all the dandies in the audience heard this, they couldn't help being dubious in their hearts, but some of them rushed up to the stage and enthusiastically asked Mubai if they could take a look at themselves.

Mubai said lightly: "Let's go to class first, and the rest will be discussed in the next class, and then I will tell everyone about the "Three Character Classic"."

After all, a flash of inspiration flashed in my mind, and I began to mutter: "At the beginning of a person, nature is good. Nature is similar, but habits are far away. If you don't teach, your nature will change. The way to teach is to specialize..."

But Mubai didn't know, he read out these few lines, it was like a thunderclap exploding in the minds of the dudes.

Although I can't understand what this new young gentleman is talking about, but——I feel so powerful.

At this moment, Mubai's magnetic voice reached everyone's ears again.

"Everyone is good when they are born, but because of the different learning environment in the process of growing up, there is a difference between good and bad temperament..."

A few seconds after Mubai opened his mouth, the audience suddenly fell silent, this is a concept they have never been exposed to.

All along, they were not recognized, so they got together.

It is hard to imagine that the new gentleman believes that men are born good, after all, they have been looked down upon, and have nothing but grandeur.

Mubai's words seemed to open the door to a new world for them.

Zhang Liang's eyes were full of admiration, Mr. is really a great talent!

"If you don't educate yourself well, your good nature will go bad. In order to keep people from going bad, the most important way is to educate children wholeheartedly..."

In the school, the dandies were completely silent in this different world of thought. Everyone listened carefully with wide-eyed eyes, quietly without any noise.

"Okay, that's all for this lesson."

"San Zi Jing" is the culture of 5000 years of Chinese culture, if you talk about it too much, these people may not be able to understand it, and Mubai guessed that it was almost time for get out of class to end, he was a little hungry...

The dandies were listening intently, but after class was over, one by one secretly said it was a pity, with mixed feelings.

In fact, the ones who don't want to leave get out of class the most are the female students in the school, all of them are blushing, with a hint of shyness in their eyes, they don't have the usual vicious look...

But these are girls of sixteen or seventeen years old, and Mubai's soul is over twenty.

Naturally, he doesn't have any thoughts about these "children", and these are all Mubai's students, so Mubai won't have any thoughts about them.

On the contrary, I was a little helpless. All these young people didn't know what was going on in their heads every day.

In fact, Mubai forgot that in ancient times, a woman was already married when she was so old.

……

Mubai turned around and smiled at a well-behaved girl in the front row who was also serious in class, "I'll trouble you to write a copy of what I said on the blackboard later, and ask you to memorize it all by heart."

"When all of you will recite all of them, I will naturally choose someone from among you like teaching Qian Duoduo, and then teach him how to fulfill his wish."

The girl nodded repeatedly like a sparrow, her dark eyes were full of admiration.

(End of this chapter)