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Chapter 698 Thanks to GT's Silver Alliance for Loving His Wife
Gu Mian didn't want to be chased by the five ghosts and scream incessantly; it would be better to lure them out one by one and defeat them one by one.

He sat on the bench at the dining table, pondering how to lure Xia Yutong out from such a large group of people.

Logically speaking, toilets are considered the most yin-heavy places, making them particularly prone to ghosts. Many ghost stories are set in toilets, especially school girls' toilets.

But it was really difficult for him to go inside; he might be kicked out as a pervert.

Letting Coco go in by herself is not an option either. Judging from the situation just now, if Coco really went into the women's restroom by herself, she would most likely go in alive but come out dead.

Gu Mian put his phone back in his pocket, feeling a little annoyed. The cafeteria was crowded right now, and a student next to him was eating braised pig's trotters. Gu Mian smelled the noise and thought of the fat guy who hadn't entered the dungeon yet.

I wonder if Xiao Qiao went to steal the food that Fatty made again.

“Speaking of which…” Coco suddenly remembered something, “I borrowed a special item from Miss Qiao before entering the dungeon, and now I think it might come in handy.”

Xiao Qiao does indeed have quite a few good things; Gu Mian knows of two of them.

One is a [Big Data Search], and the other is a [Ghost Mouth Census Form].

“It’s a Ghost Census Form,” Coco hesitated, wondering whether to take it out. “If I take it out, all the ghosts in the vicinity will come closer and fill in their names. It might lure Xia Yutong out, but there are too many people here…”

This could have negative consequences.

The person who designed this thing originally intended for the table to attract ghosts for a period of time, giving players more time to escape. Unexpectedly, in Gu Mian's hands, it was used for something else entirely, becoming a powerful tool for luring ghosts.

Actually, she also has a similar special item called "Money Makes the World Go Round". After taking it out, she can make the ghosts chasing her unable to resist pushing the millstone. It should also attract ghosts out, but the price is that she loses all of her game coins.

Before she went into the dungeon with Gu Mian, her entire fortune was only a few digits, and she was willing to spend it a few times back then. Now, after going into the dungeon with Gu Mian a few times, her savings have gradually increased, and she already has several thousand, so she is completely reluctant to take it out.

Moreover, this thing is quite large, and it's really inappropriate to just pull out a millstone out of nowhere in a busy cafeteria.

Upon hearing this, Gu Mian immediately looked around and led the two to an empty stairwell at the edge of the second floor. The cafeteria had four staircases, two in the middle and two in the corners. Most students used the two middle staircases to go up and down, so there were hardly any people on the staircases at the edges.

"Take it out," Gu Mian said to Coco after making sure no one was around.

Coco nodded, paused slightly, and then a form appeared in her hand.

[Ghost Mouth Census Form]

[Introduction: The Third National Census of Guikou]

[Function: When this form is used, nearby spirits will automatically gather and fill in their names on the form.]

Xiao Qiao used this special item in the junkyard instance last time. When she first took out the form, it attracted her brother to run over here.

The same thing happened this time. Half a second after Gu Mian took out the Ghost Mouth Census Form, a pale hand reached out from her pocket.

Gu Mian silently put the hand back: "This form is not meant to seduce you."

As he shoved his brother's hand back in, he looked up and observed his surroundings. This special item didn't specify how close "nearby" meant, so he didn't know if Xia Yutong was still within this "nearby" area.

Students were coming and going not far away, but none of them seemed to want to walk this way.

Xia Yutong should have already left this area.

The three waited for about half a minute, but no one came this way.

“They may have already left,” Coco said, carefully observing her surroundings while holding the Ghost Mouth Census Form. “Should we take this back?” Actually, this thing doesn’t have an expiration date, so we can keep it in our hands.

That way, if you happen to pass by a ghost, you can attract it.

The only problem was the older brother in Gu Mian's pocket; he kept reaching out his hand to sign it. Perhaps the Ghost Census Form was too attractive to ghosts, because the older brother also stretched out his other hand.

Now Gu Mian needs to put both hands in her pockets at the same time.

As he continued stuffing the stuff in, he suddenly realized something was wrong.

Because a third hand reached out of the pocket.

Could it be that this ghost census form is so attractive that it made my brother grow a third hand?
That's not right. He never seemed to crave his sister like this before.

Before Gu Mian could figure out what was going on, a fourth hand reached out. This fourth hand didn't reach for the Ghost Mouth Census Form, but instead reached out to twist the first few outstretched hands.

At this moment, Chu Changge suddenly spoke up: "They all have their right hands."

At this moment, Gu Mian realized something was wrong, so she reached out and grabbed an arm that was trying to stretch outwards and pulled it out forcefully.

The arm was pulled out directly.

Surprisingly, the arm wasn't connected to the body; it was only attached to a cell phone at its base.

It's the mobile phone that the game sends to the player.

The arm looks like it's sticking out of the phone.

Gu Mian frowned and pulled out the other three arms as well. Each of these three arms was connected to two cell phones and a CD at the base.

The person on the CD is my older brother.

The people in the phone are Gu Mian's three lovers; they popped out of the phone.

This scene was truly a bit of a mental pollution. Coco took several steps back while holding the census form: "The ghosts in this dungeon... were all hiding in the phone?"

No wonder her brother always ran out to make phone calls while Gu Mian was chatting on her phone; he must have noticed it a long time ago.

The dungeon quest involves players having a three-day online romance with a ghost, who is hidden inside their phone.

Normal players wouldn't drop their phones and just have close contact with ghosts for three days and three nights.

If Coco hadn't shown Gu Mian the ghost census form, Gu Mian wouldn't have known that the ghost was hiding in her phone.

Coco looked at the form in her hand: "These special items are usually only taken out to buy time when being chased by a ghost. If no ghost appears, normal people wouldn't take out such a thing for no reason."

Therefore, even if the other two players in the dungeon have special items that can attract ghosts, they won't use them for no reason.

Naturally, they had no idea that the ghost they were dating was hiding in their phones.

Thank you GT for loving my wife's silver medal! (づ￣3￣)づ╭～ Thank you for the generous donation on the 26th Autumn Gala! (′‵)I L
A deafening roar echoed through the sky, and Gugu made a dazzling entrance. "I have the Silver Alliance now! I'm going to get cocky! Cock-a-doodle-doo!" He then flew away and stole everyone's dentures.

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(End of this chapter)