I'm Kaka Kaka

Chapter 475

"Hello, audience friends. It is midnight on November 11th, Beijing time, and 27:26 pm on the 2006th, UK local time. The 07th round of the 14-2 English Premier League season is about to begin. A focused match will be held at Old Trafford. The two sides are currently No. [-] Chelsea and Manchester United.

First of all, let me talk about a very interesting statistic. The ratio of the number of Premier League champions between the two sides is 9:1. Manchester United is far ahead. However, the two sides have confronted 28 games in the Premier League.

Manchester United has won seven consecutive league victories, but in the face of Chelsea's eleven-game winning streak in the Premier League, this outstanding result has become ordinary, and Chelsea has not only won consecutive victories, but also maintained an unbeaten 36 games.

Manchester United's nickname is the Red Devils, but for now, Chelsea is the real devil.

blue devil. "

"Because of well-known reasons, this game has received a lot of attention, and celebrities from both sides have sat in the stands. Of course, Chelsea is a bit disadvantaged in this regard, but now the Blues players on the field are making history. They are the future celebrities of the Blues."

"Terry started this game, but the captain's armband was on Kaka's arm. This is obviously an extra motivation for him..."

Chelsea 4-4-2.

Forwards: Shevchenko, Torres;

Attacking midfielder: Kaka, Sneijder;

Back midfielder: Lampard, Essien;
Defenders: Maicon, Mascherano, Terry, Zambrotta;
Goalkeeper: Cech.

Ancelotti did not play the most commonly used Terry + Lucio, but sent Javier Mascherano, who is more secure in defense, which shows that he is still afraid of Manchester United's attack line.

Naturally, Manchester United sent their strongest lineup.

Forwards: Adriano, Rooney;
Midfielders: Ronaldo, Scholes, Giggs, Carrick;

Defenders: Gary Neville, Ferdinand, Vidic, Heinze;

Goalkeeper: Van der Sar.

"Gigs, Scholes, Rooney, Ronaldo, Adriano, this should be the only attacking line in the Premier League that can rival Chelsea's front five. The last time Cech was scored by an opponent in the league was two months ago. At that time, their opponent was Liverpool, and Gerrard and Villa scored..."

The players are taking their positions, the commentator is still introducing the situation of the two sides, and the sand sculpture netizens in the live broadcast room have already entered the state in advance.

"The front five? What the hell?"

"Mao pounces on the five generals of the Blue Army who have been commented on: Kaka-Zhao Yun, Sheva-Huang Zhong, Tonyu-Ma Chao, Shi Nai-Second Brother Guan, Lan 8-Zhang Fei..."

"Thank you, I was laughed at."

"And what about Ancelotti? Big-eared thief?"

"No, An Pang is Zhuge's great wisdom."

"..."

Manchester United is flying with both wings. Giggs + Ronaldo form the two sharpest wingers in today's football. Maicon and Zambrotta will basically be locked in the backcourt, so Chelsea's offense in this game must be concentrated in the middle.

As soon as the game whistle sounded, Lampard, the fake Zhang Fei, showed the aura of being an enemy, and rushed all the way to the frontcourt. After receiving the pass from Sneijder, he immediately sent a soaring cannonball.

This shot is at least 40 meters away from the goal, which is not much different from the midfield lob that Kaka played at the Nou Camp.

The football flew off the baseline amid the boos of the home fans.

"The game started, Lampard looked excited, tried to hit the ball with the second touch, Manchester United got a goal kick, let's see how they will attack..."

Instead of kicking the ball upfield, Van der Sar passed it to Gary Neville on the right, patiently pushing the attack from behind.

Kaka and Lampard rushed over together immediately, but Lampard rushed towards someone, while Kaka looked at Ronaldo's position and lay between him and Gary Neville.

Ronaldo saw Kaka, but still raised his hand for the ball.

Gary Neville didn't deliver a lob that would go over Kaka's head as he had hoped, but instead passed the ball back to Ferdinand.

Ronaldo seemed to disagree with his choice, patted his right hand heavily on his thigh, and then spread his hands to Gary Neville.

It should mean "you are fucking"?
Torres and Shevchenko scrambled in the penalty area, but Ferdinand and Vidic passed the ball to Heinze on the other side after a simple pass, and Sneijder rushed over immediately.

Heinze quickly kicked the ball forward.

I don't know whether the original intention of this kick was to clear the siege or to pass the ball. Anyway, the landing point was quite reliable. Giggs didn't even have to move his footsteps.

The Red Devils fans on the sidelines immediately shouted his name.

"Ryan!"

"Ryan!"

"Get past him! Shoot it in! GO GO GO!"

Maicon came up as soon as Giggs stopped the ball, and he chose the timing very cleverly. It happened to be when Giggs stopped the ball and adjusted his feet back.

Maicon's original plan was to get stuck in the position and not rush up, but after seeing this opportunity, he didn't want to miss it, so he immediately stretched out his foot and stabbed it.

The result was a loneliness.

"Maicon... was pierced! Ginger is still old and hot. Giggs stopped and dribbled the ball past Maicon's crotch. Instead of going along the border, he cut in and went in. Essien came..."

It was useless for Essien to come over. Wang Laoji watched all directions with his eyes and ears and listened to all directions. He had already calculated the opportunity to fight with Essien when he just left, and the moment he approached, the ball was passed.

The four big guys in the penalty area just blocked the door tightly. After passing Essien, Giggs did not force the door, but directly kicked the ball in with a diagonal pass.

Rooney blocked Mascherano behind him and rushed to get the ball, but when he was about to touch the ball, he suddenly lifted his foot and missed the ball.

Mascherano cursed secretly, quickly turned around with Rooney, and ran to the door together.

The ball missed by Xiaopang came to Adriano. Adriano leaned sideways on Terry and swept the football with his left foot.

Rooney ran while waiting for Adelaide's return pass, who knew that the return pass was not seen, and the shot came first.

This kick... was so far that it really made Manchester United blush, and they all went to Java.

Rooney turned around and looked at Ade like an idiot.

Ade held up his hands in a gesture of innocence.

"This...Rooney's beautiful free kick, Adriano's clearance, the ball rolled out of bounds, Chelsea's goal kick."

Cech passed the ball to Essien.

Kaka returned to the midfield to respond, but C Roma forced him up immediately.

Essien turned his gun and passed a short pass to Lampard.

Lampard did not move forward immediately, but cooperated with Sneijder to control the field in a small area, and Kaka slowly walked towards the Manchester United half.

Ronaldo did not retreat, but kept up with Kaka.

Kaka smiled and said, "Don't be so nervous, Cristiano."

"Don't try to pass me, Kaka."

"Isn't your job to attack? That's not like your style."

"Boss gave me a mission not to let you get too comfortable with the ball."

"...if I were you, I'd kick the ball up his red nose."

"No, I don't really like this job, but I can't be so...damn!"

Sneijder, who was playing a monkey-walking game with Lampard, received Lampard's ball and suddenly passed the ball to the middle of the front of the penalty area without a sound.

Kaka, who was talking and laughing with Ronaldo a second ago, started at the same time, and rushed towards the football like lightning.

Carrick also pursued at a high speed, and Ronaldo also chased after Kaka frantically.

The two central defenders did not move, and the two full-backs outflanked from both sides.

Kaka was the first to catch the ball, but was already caught in an ambush.

"Kaka got the ball first, pass it quickly! Oops, it's too late, unfortunately, there was still a gap just now, Kaka didn't pass the ball, so now he can only forcefully...retreat?"

Kaka did not pass the ball, nor did he follow the usual routine of stabbing the ball between Heinze and Gary Neville before hitting it. Instead, he pulled the ball behind him, turned around to protect the ball, and took the ball back two steps.

Four Manchester United players almost collided behind him, staring wide-eyed.

Gary Neville was more professional, and immediately rushed past Kaka, stretching his feet sideways to grab the ball, but Kaka was very active with his feet, how could it be possible for him to grab the ball so easily.

The other three also turned around quickly, those who went around the front, those who blocked the back.

Sneijder and Lampard ran head-on, Kaka looked up at them, reached out and pointed in front of Sneijder, and then knocked the ball with his heel into the penalty area behind him.

Carrick, who blocked behind Kaka, was the first to see his movement, but he still missed the ball when he stretched out his foot to intercept, allowing the football to roll past his feet.

"Kaka passed the ball with his heel, and Torres received it... the same heel! Torres stepped on the ball and pulled it down without stopping. Vidic was defenseless! Shevchenko caught the ball with his back to Ferdinand and immediately knocked it horizontally. Torres was running against Vidic! What a familiar scene!"

Torres stepped on the ball and pulled, turned and chased, throwing Vidic who was caught off guard by half a body at the beginning.

Vidic stretched his foot forward diagonally, and at the same time reached for Torres' jersey, and Torres accelerated, dodging his hands and feet.

Van der Sar struck immediately and met Torres on the left side of the penalty area.

One toe shot, one sitting on the ground to rescue... The so-called sitting on the ground to rescue means that it is too late to reach out, so you can only sit down suddenly on the spot and use your butt to hold the ball.

Van der Sar's movements were fast enough, but after the chrysanthemum cooled down, the football still rolled over...

"Goal! Fernando Torres!!! He kicked the ball between Van der Sar's feet and the ball rolled right in the middle of the goal! Chelsea 1-0!"

"In the 5th minute of the game, Chelsea's second attack, Lampard, Sneijder, Kaka, Shevchenko, Torres cleverly cooperated to break through Manchester United's defense."

"One moment the football was in Chelsea's backcourt, controlled patiently by Lampard and Sneijder, but the next moment it was passed to Manchester United's big penalty area. Kaka tricked the four players of Manchester United and passed the ball in front of Torres with a clever heel. Carrick obviously took precautions, but still failed to stop the heel pass..."

"Torres beat Vidic again and opened the scoring for Chelsea."

Torres ran to the sidelines, gliding on his knees and then made his signature celebration: Raise your hands horizontally, stretching upward... Forget it, look at the picture.

Shevchenko rushed up, also gliding on his knees, then hugged Torres tightly from behind, and put his chin on Torres' shoulder...

This gesture was so sweet, Kaka rushed up and couldn't bear to destroy it, so she stopped beside them.

Sneijder and Lampard, who followed closely behind, also stopped, and Sneijder said, "What's the matter, Kaka?"

"I don't want to be a third party."

"what?"

"Roll!" Sheva also found that this posture was too weird, and immediately let go and stood up.

Several people came forward together, pulled Torres up, and the five hugged each other.

Ronaldo was not in the mood to watch them celebrate, and walked back silently with his head down.

Ferguson was still sitting on the bench, not rushing to the sidelines to yell at the players, but the chewing gum in his mouth was getting faster.

Ancelotti did not shout and jump like the players on the bench, but stood there with his hands in his pockets, looking cool, but when the camera zoomed in, everyone clearly saw that he was actually shaking with excitement.

All the coaches watching this game are so envious of him that they want to rush into the screen and strangle him.

It's not difficult to find great players, but the hard part is that the players you find are not only great, but also call each other.

There are too many situations in which the world football gathers together, and when scattered, the sky is full of stars.

"Manchester United's lineup is perfect, Chelsea's lineup is also perfect, but we all know that this kind of perfection is often only in a relative sense, because each player's state will have ups and downs, and there will always be conflicts in style, so a group of outstanding players may not be able to form a strong team. really form a whole.

If they are divided, they will be kings, and if they are combined, they will be unparalleled in the world! "

"This is awesome... I almost believed it."

"A weak question, what contribution did Lampard make on this ball?"

"If you don't watch the game seriously, the offense is planned by him, okay?"

"I still want to see Kaka ride alone! Since he has the ability to do it alone, he can pass a wool! It's really sick!"

"Ten defenders and one Kaka?"

"Brother, do you want the goalkeeper?"

"It's still eleven Kaka."

"..."

(End of this chapter)