I'm Kaka Kaka
Chapter 468 How to Lose the Flying Dragon Riding the Face
Chapter 468 How to Lose the Flying Dragon Riding the Face
Chelsea took on the challenge of Barcelona at Stamford Bridge with a 10-0 thrashing of Yu Wei.
This is the third consecutive season that the two sides have met in the Champions League. Barcelona was eliminated by Chelsea the previous two times, so the Catalan media called this game a battle of revenge.
Since the beginning of the new season, Chelsea's only setback has been the three consecutive draws at the start of the league. As for the rest, whether it is the Community Shield, the European Super Cup, or the UEFA Champions League, Chelsea has flown all the way.
What's funny is that Ronaldinho, who was portrayed by The Sun as being inexhaustible with Kaka, rushed to London ahead of schedule to attend the party held by Kaka and Torres.
After all, one is a big four, and the other is a hat-trick, which is still worth celebrating... You must know that for many players, a hat-trick is something that can only be met in a lifetime, and if it happens, the whole village will be invited to dinner.
Torres took back the game ball for the day, and not only asked the whole team to sign it, but also put the ball in his collection room with great care, and was despised by Kaka.
The party was still held in Kaka's villa, but this time it was much more elegant and less noisy than when all Brazilians were invited last time.
Kaka, Torres, Shevchenko and others each brought their other half to dance affectionately in the middle of the dance floor. On the other side, Adriano, Ronaldo and Ronaldinho played vigorously by the pool. The cheers mixed with the music made the hearts of the dancers tickle. Everyone stopped dancing and walked over together.
Figo, Ronaldo, Ronaldinho, and Adelaide were standing at the four corners of the swimming pool, passing the ball in the air. Every time they succeeded, there was a round of cheers, but everyone soon discovered that this game was too simple for them.
Maicon first booed: "Make it more difficult, it's too boring!"
Ned responded immediately: "Stand by the pool and cover your eyes!"
"That's right, that's a good idea, let's see who falls into the pool first, hahaha."
As soon as Lampard finished speaking, Kaka objected: "No, it's too dangerous. I can't afford to pay for the injury."
"Then what do you say, Kaka."
"That's not easy, use table tennis."
"Ping-pong? Is it too light?" Lampard said nothing, but his good friend Terry first expressed his doubts.
"That's why it's difficult."
"Are you kidding me? Can a table tennis ball be kicked that far? Do you need someone to catch it before passing it?" Lucio also expressed his disbelief.
"This is fine, we can try it." Ronaldo reached out and wiped his hair, eager to try.
Soon the little golden retriever ran back with a box of ping pong balls in its mouth under the command of Dilia. Kaka took it from its mouth, rubbed its head as a reward, and then kicked the ping pong ball towards Ronaldo with a goalkeeper kick.
Ronaldo took two steps back, and actually caught it with his thigh. After bouncing up twice, he kicked it to Ronaldinho. It looked like Kaka, he had practiced.
Ronaldinho's sense of the ball is really amazing, like kicking a shuttlecock, his right foot bends forward, and he really catches it with the inside of his foot.
"Is this all right? Is it fake?" Maicon widened his eyes, took a ping pong ball from Kaka, and tried to shake it on the spot, but he kicked the ball into the water within two strokes.
Lucio, Lampard, Terry and others immediately rushed over with strange screams, raised their feet, grabbed their hands, and threw Maicon into the swimming pool with all their strength.
"It doesn't count! It doesn't count! I'm just trying..."
"thump!"
"I XXX..."
Villa, who was invited by Toniu, still focused on Ronaldinho, and his eyes were straight.
Ronaldinho had had enough and kicked the ball towards Adelaide.
This foot was so exaggerated that Adelaide jumped up and didn't touch the ball.
The melon-eating crowd immediately surrounded him with ill intentions.
Ade turned around and ran, "It's not my problem, it's Ronaldinho who didn't make a good pass, go and throw him!"
How could Kaka and Lucio let him run away, and quickly pushed Ade to the edge of the pool. Ade was still struggling, but Maicon secretly played tricks below, pulling him by his feet and dragging him down.
Ronaldinho on the other side was also lifted up by the crowd and thrown down.
A group of people laughed loudly on the shore, and the three people in the water immediately fought back, and under the random clapping, the water flew to the edge of the pool one after another.
No matter your opponent or your teammate on the field, at least at this moment you are all friends...
Happy times are always short-lived. Two days later, the whole Barcelona team arrived, and the third match of the Champions League group stage came as scheduled.
"This is the third round of Group A of the Champions League. The two teams have won the first two rounds and currently share six points. However, Chelsea ranks first in the group because of their goal difference advantage."
"Chelsea's recent games are really too strong. They beat Werder Bremen 5-0, Fulham 6-0, Liverpool 4-2, Sofia Li 3-0, Aston Villa 4-0, Reading 10-0. Except for being scored twice by the opponent against Liverpool, they all had zero concedes. The 32 goals scored in six games are unprecedented in major European leagues."
"Both Maicon and Shevchenko, who returned from injury in this game, entered the squad, but they were both placed on the bench. Barcelona's Eto'o suffered a serious injury at the beginning of the season. It is said that it may take up to five months to recover. Fortunately, the Argentine teenager Messi turned out, and Barcelona's striker strength was not affected much."
"This is also the second encounter between Kaka, the winner of the first Golden Boy Award, and Messi, the winner of the third Golden Boy Award. At the Emirates Stadium a month ago, the picture of Kaka running for more than [-] meters under the chase of Messi should still stay in everyone's mind. We don't know whether Messi can get revenge in this game. Let us wait and see."
Surprisingly, Chelsea's game turned out to be a Christmas tree formation that hadn't been used for a long time.
Goalkeeper: Petr Cech;
Defenders: Zambrotta, Lucio, Terry, Grosso;
Midfielders: Essien, Falcao, Lampard;
Attacking midfielder: Kaka, Sneijder;
Forward: Torres.
This 4-3-2-1 is actually a rote copy of AC Milan's classic formation, but Ancelotti copied his own homework, so everyone will not say anything. After all, with the style and ability of Falcao, Lampard and Torres, it should not be a big problem to copy Pirlo, Seedorf and Shevchenko. The only doubt is whether Sneijder can play the role that Rui Costa assumed.
What Barcelona came up with was a 4-4-2.
Goalkeeper: Valdes;
Defenders: Thuram, Puyol, Marquez, Van Bronckhorst;
Midfielders: Edmilson, Iniesta, Xavi, Ronaldinho;
Forwards: Saviola, Messi.
Compared with Chelsea's soft and hard, Barcelona's lineup is an authentic technical flow, whether it is the two little fast spirits on the forward line, or Xiaobai, Harvey and Ronaldinho in the middle, they are all masters of ground warfare.
"Barcelona's 442 is a bit like the double midfielder, double front midfielder and double forward that Chelsea often use recently, but once Harvey organizes forward, Barcelona can change into a diamond midfield at any time. After all, Ronaldinho and Iniesta can take the ball from the side, allowing the Spanish Legion to fly on both wings..."
With a whistle from Belgian referee De Brickley, the game began.
Everyone thought it was a spark hitting the earth, but they didn't expect Chelsea to score two cities in a row before halftime in the first half.
In the 7th minute of the game, Grosso dribbled the ball from the left and assisted Torres with a low pass, giving Chelsea a 1-0 lead.
No. In the 18th minute, Kaka cooperated with Lampard and Sneijder to hit the wall respectively, drove straight in from the center, and picked the ball over Valdez's head to break the net.
Before the game, the Barcelona fans who were clamoring to double-kill Chelsea in the group stage fell silent.
Chelsea fans immediately clacked their keyboards.
"The flying dragon is riding on the face and outputting, how can you lose this game?"
(End of this chapter)
Chelsea took on the challenge of Barcelona at Stamford Bridge with a 10-0 thrashing of Yu Wei.
This is the third consecutive season that the two sides have met in the Champions League. Barcelona was eliminated by Chelsea the previous two times, so the Catalan media called this game a battle of revenge.
Since the beginning of the new season, Chelsea's only setback has been the three consecutive draws at the start of the league. As for the rest, whether it is the Community Shield, the European Super Cup, or the UEFA Champions League, Chelsea has flown all the way.
What's funny is that Ronaldinho, who was portrayed by The Sun as being inexhaustible with Kaka, rushed to London ahead of schedule to attend the party held by Kaka and Torres.
After all, one is a big four, and the other is a hat-trick, which is still worth celebrating... You must know that for many players, a hat-trick is something that can only be met in a lifetime, and if it happens, the whole village will be invited to dinner.
Torres took back the game ball for the day, and not only asked the whole team to sign it, but also put the ball in his collection room with great care, and was despised by Kaka.
The party was still held in Kaka's villa, but this time it was much more elegant and less noisy than when all Brazilians were invited last time.
Kaka, Torres, Shevchenko and others each brought their other half to dance affectionately in the middle of the dance floor. On the other side, Adriano, Ronaldo and Ronaldinho played vigorously by the pool. The cheers mixed with the music made the hearts of the dancers tickle. Everyone stopped dancing and walked over together.
Figo, Ronaldo, Ronaldinho, and Adelaide were standing at the four corners of the swimming pool, passing the ball in the air. Every time they succeeded, there was a round of cheers, but everyone soon discovered that this game was too simple for them.
Maicon first booed: "Make it more difficult, it's too boring!"
Ned responded immediately: "Stand by the pool and cover your eyes!"
"That's right, that's a good idea, let's see who falls into the pool first, hahaha."
As soon as Lampard finished speaking, Kaka objected: "No, it's too dangerous. I can't afford to pay for the injury."
"Then what do you say, Kaka."
"That's not easy, use table tennis."
"Ping-pong? Is it too light?" Lampard said nothing, but his good friend Terry first expressed his doubts.
"That's why it's difficult."
"Are you kidding me? Can a table tennis ball be kicked that far? Do you need someone to catch it before passing it?" Lucio also expressed his disbelief.
"This is fine, we can try it." Ronaldo reached out and wiped his hair, eager to try.
Soon the little golden retriever ran back with a box of ping pong balls in its mouth under the command of Dilia. Kaka took it from its mouth, rubbed its head as a reward, and then kicked the ping pong ball towards Ronaldo with a goalkeeper kick.
Ronaldo took two steps back, and actually caught it with his thigh. After bouncing up twice, he kicked it to Ronaldinho. It looked like Kaka, he had practiced.
Ronaldinho's sense of the ball is really amazing, like kicking a shuttlecock, his right foot bends forward, and he really catches it with the inside of his foot.
"Is this all right? Is it fake?" Maicon widened his eyes, took a ping pong ball from Kaka, and tried to shake it on the spot, but he kicked the ball into the water within two strokes.
Lucio, Lampard, Terry and others immediately rushed over with strange screams, raised their feet, grabbed their hands, and threw Maicon into the swimming pool with all their strength.
"It doesn't count! It doesn't count! I'm just trying..."
"thump!"
"I XXX..."
Villa, who was invited by Toniu, still focused on Ronaldinho, and his eyes were straight.
Ronaldinho had had enough and kicked the ball towards Adelaide.
This foot was so exaggerated that Adelaide jumped up and didn't touch the ball.
The melon-eating crowd immediately surrounded him with ill intentions.
Ade turned around and ran, "It's not my problem, it's Ronaldinho who didn't make a good pass, go and throw him!"
How could Kaka and Lucio let him run away, and quickly pushed Ade to the edge of the pool. Ade was still struggling, but Maicon secretly played tricks below, pulling him by his feet and dragging him down.
Ronaldinho on the other side was also lifted up by the crowd and thrown down.
A group of people laughed loudly on the shore, and the three people in the water immediately fought back, and under the random clapping, the water flew to the edge of the pool one after another.
No matter your opponent or your teammate on the field, at least at this moment you are all friends...
Happy times are always short-lived. Two days later, the whole Barcelona team arrived, and the third match of the Champions League group stage came as scheduled.
"This is the third round of Group A of the Champions League. The two teams have won the first two rounds and currently share six points. However, Chelsea ranks first in the group because of their goal difference advantage."
"Chelsea's recent games are really too strong. They beat Werder Bremen 5-0, Fulham 6-0, Liverpool 4-2, Sofia Li 3-0, Aston Villa 4-0, Reading 10-0. Except for being scored twice by the opponent against Liverpool, they all had zero concedes. The 32 goals scored in six games are unprecedented in major European leagues."
"Both Maicon and Shevchenko, who returned from injury in this game, entered the squad, but they were both placed on the bench. Barcelona's Eto'o suffered a serious injury at the beginning of the season. It is said that it may take up to five months to recover. Fortunately, the Argentine teenager Messi turned out, and Barcelona's striker strength was not affected much."
"This is also the second encounter between Kaka, the winner of the first Golden Boy Award, and Messi, the winner of the third Golden Boy Award. At the Emirates Stadium a month ago, the picture of Kaka running for more than [-] meters under the chase of Messi should still stay in everyone's mind. We don't know whether Messi can get revenge in this game. Let us wait and see."
Surprisingly, Chelsea's game turned out to be a Christmas tree formation that hadn't been used for a long time.
Goalkeeper: Petr Cech;
Defenders: Zambrotta, Lucio, Terry, Grosso;
Midfielders: Essien, Falcao, Lampard;
Attacking midfielder: Kaka, Sneijder;
Forward: Torres.
This 4-3-2-1 is actually a rote copy of AC Milan's classic formation, but Ancelotti copied his own homework, so everyone will not say anything. After all, with the style and ability of Falcao, Lampard and Torres, it should not be a big problem to copy Pirlo, Seedorf and Shevchenko. The only doubt is whether Sneijder can play the role that Rui Costa assumed.
What Barcelona came up with was a 4-4-2.
Goalkeeper: Valdes;
Defenders: Thuram, Puyol, Marquez, Van Bronckhorst;
Midfielders: Edmilson, Iniesta, Xavi, Ronaldinho;
Forwards: Saviola, Messi.
Compared with Chelsea's soft and hard, Barcelona's lineup is an authentic technical flow, whether it is the two little fast spirits on the forward line, or Xiaobai, Harvey and Ronaldinho in the middle, they are all masters of ground warfare.
"Barcelona's 442 is a bit like the double midfielder, double front midfielder and double forward that Chelsea often use recently, but once Harvey organizes forward, Barcelona can change into a diamond midfield at any time. After all, Ronaldinho and Iniesta can take the ball from the side, allowing the Spanish Legion to fly on both wings..."
With a whistle from Belgian referee De Brickley, the game began.
Everyone thought it was a spark hitting the earth, but they didn't expect Chelsea to score two cities in a row before halftime in the first half.
In the 7th minute of the game, Grosso dribbled the ball from the left and assisted Torres with a low pass, giving Chelsea a 1-0 lead.
No. In the 18th minute, Kaka cooperated with Lampard and Sneijder to hit the wall respectively, drove straight in from the center, and picked the ball over Valdez's head to break the net.
Before the game, the Barcelona fans who were clamoring to double-kill Chelsea in the group stage fell silent.
Chelsea fans immediately clacked their keyboards.
"The flying dragon is riding on the face and outputting, how can you lose this game?"
(End of this chapter)
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