God of basketball

Chapter 348 0349: [Happiness is fixed]

Happiness in the world must have a fixed value.

When people like Denzel and LeBron James are unhappy, then naturally someone is happy.

"I can't stress enough that we have no problem making it to the playoffs. Also, I'm not surprised at all that Bruce made two consecutive game-winning shots. He's a natural killer."

"What? Rookie of the Year? Hey man, are you sure you're not kidding me? Do you think there's anyone better than Bruce for Rookie of the Year?"

"I don't care about Bruce's personal affairs, but if Kim Kardashian is willing to invite me to dinner, I don't recommend telling her all of Bruce's contact information. As long as they don't affect the team's curfew, I don't care about adults falling in love or talking about sex."

Once this guy Isaiah Thomas is happy, there is no gate on his mouth.

Even when the reporter asked him how to evaluate several girlfriends of Bruce, he was still commenting there: "If I were a poor boy, of course I would choose Paris Hilton. But obviously, our little fox is not short of money. If I was a bad boy, I would like Lindsay Lohan, but Bruce is known to have both good character and learning. If I were a pure boy, I would choose Sugar Princess Hilary Duff. But... Do you think Bruce will still be a pure boy in a place like the NBA? , and my personal favorite Anne Hathaway, yeah, you all know, she is very nice, very sexy, except I can't understand why she cut her long hair for the new show, it's at least 30.00% less fun for men."

"If I had to choose, of course I would prefer the Olsen sisters. Men always need a career partner +s."

Isaiah Thomas is getting more and more out of line.

The press officer couldn't stand it anymore, and quickly dragged him away.

The Knicks' public relations department didn't want to wipe Thomas' ass. They were already annoyed by those little foxes' rumored girlfriends every day. If the head coach got involved again, it would really be a mess.

The news officer of the Knicks does not want to quickly shift from various social news and legal news pages to lace news pages for in-depth warfare.

It's like... Cavaliers coach Mike Brown said in a helpless tone at the post-match press conference: "I really don't know how to describe tonight's game. I don't even know how the team lost. I just remember Bruce Lee reappearing like Michael Jordan at the end, first completing a free throw line layup, and then a lore Jazz shot. We didn't make many mistakes tonight, but you know...Basketball is round, and everything can happen."

Then, a reporter from New York quickly asked him: "Now the Knicks are still ranked seventh in the Eastern Conference, according to the Cavaliers' second ranking in the Eastern Conference. Do you hope to meet the Knicks in the first round of the playoffs?"

"Eh..." Mike Brown hesitated for a long time, but he couldn't say a word of certainty after all.Finally, he responded with an embarrassed wry smile.

This is very telling.

The Cavaliers don't want to touch the Knicks because there are so many uncertainties in New York City.

Who can imagine Steph Marbury being 'sanctified' and 'frank and selfless' like a missionary?Who could have imagined that Jamal Crawford, an indie fanatic, suddenly 'retracted freely'?Who would have thought that 'the number one center below the head' Swift would suddenly slash double [-]s and learn to talk trash... Little King James hasn't recovered yet.

He's still in the ice bucket thinking 'Can I really not let Swift score a double-twenty in one game?Can I really save the mentally retarded like Bruce Lee? '.

This is really... too difficult.

Most importantly, the Knicks still have two flu patients who have not returned to the team tonight.

Such a team, the Cavaliers don't want to touch it.

Seven games in one round of the playoffs, the fight is the all-round strength of the two teams and the degree of mutual understanding.But the Knicks, a group of demons and goblins, are completely unpredictable. It is not sure which player will suddenly explode.

If you let Mike Brown know... After the Knicks won this victory, there was no loud celebration in the home team's locker room, but was called by Stephon Marbury to discuss the application of Eastern philosophy in the game.

He has to cry.

What kind of team is this?

What's the difference between this and the cook who doesn't read the recipe to read the art of war?

"In the face of victory, we must learn the spirit of chopsticks in China, not the spirit of knives and forks in the West. When we put food on the plate and then pick up the knife and fork, this is a mentality of the subject facing the object, which is dissecting the object and then destroying the object."

"But chopsticks are different. We pay attention to the roundness of the sky and the place. When we eat food into our mouths, it is the harmony between it and itself."

"Victory is in our blood, we are victory."

"..."

Forehead….

Li Zhen was convinced.

In terms of the value of Marbury, not only Swift is dizzy, but Jamal Crawford, who is as smart as a monkey, is also confused and falls into a mysterious situation.

If things go on like this, the Knicks locker room no longer needs to rotate ergonomic chairs, just distribute a futon to each person.Because according to Marbury's latest research, the ergonomic chair is manufactured through the reformist theory of Western philosophy. It is something that does not exist in nature, and it cannot disappear by itself, and it cannot be metabolized normally.But futons are different. Futons come from nature and can disappear into nature, which helps the communication between man and nature.

crazy.

Li Zhen scratched the back of his head and walked out of the locker room.

When he was thinking about whether to continue the human metronome with Ashley when he went back, a figure suddenly jumped out from his side.

"Hey, Bruce. You played great tonight."

A woman with a devilish figure appeared in front of him: "My name is Kim Kardashian, I'm your fan, and I'm also Paris Hilton's best friend. We met last time."

Forehead….

Li Zhen recognized the celebrity.

Out of politeness, nod and smile.

"Are you free? Can we go have dinner together? I know there is a very delicious late-night restaurant, where there is a Michelin-starred chef from France." Kim Kardashian said it in a straightforward manner, and it looked like a line that had been prepared for a long time: "

I am very familiar with New York.I think we can meet more often, if you don't hate me. "

"Oh, beautiful lady, of course I don't hate you. But I have something to deal with now, you know, I have a game tomorrow night. NBA players can't be complacent just because they won a victory. This is a long season."

Li Zhen politely rejected Kardashian.

Kardashian suddenly raised eyebrows at him, and then made a seductive scratching motion: "Okay, I'll let you off this time. If you still refuse me next time, I will definitely eat you."

As she spoke, Kardashian opened her mouth, but instead of biting it down with her teeth, she stretched out her tongue and licked the side.

At first glance, this action is standard for scumbags.

Li Zhen quickly thought that he couldn't be offended, so he ran away.

When Li Zhen came home, Ashley had already gotten up, and she was sitting on the sofa.Seeing Li Zhen coming back, he immediately ran over to congratulate Li Zhen on his rare victory.

"The bald head on TV is actually saying, you are the best rookie point guard since the new century. You actually killed this man they called the Chosen One. It's amazing."

Ashley doesn't know much about basketball. Her knowledge of this game comes from reports made by Charles Barkley and Kenny Smith on the TNT channel.

Of course, they are blowing Li Zhen up to the sky, and I am the only one.

When Li Zhen looked over, Kenny Smith had already started to compare the difference between Li Zhen's last two actions and Michael Jordan's frame by frame.

And Charles Barkley next to him said nonchalantly: "Don't compare, believe me, these two movements are definitely the most similar to Michael Jordan in the world. If you keep comparing, Kobe Bryant will faint crying in the toilet. He has imitated all his life and just learned the similarity, but our little fox has both form and spirit..."

"So, is Michael Jordan very good?" Ashley couldn't help asking.

"It's equivalent to the Michael Jackson of pop music." Li Zhen made an analogy that she could understand.

"What about Kobe Bryant?" Ashley then asked.

"A little worse than Michael Jackson." Li Zhen said seriously: "If Michael represents the ultimate genius, then Kobe represents the ultimate effort. Of course, he is also very talented, but his talent is a little bit worse than Michael."

Oh!

Ashley suddenly realized.

Then, she said: "I think you can become the second Kobe Bryant. I mean the music scene. Your creative ability is too strong, but your stage performance ability is a little bit worse than Michael Jackson. If you are willing to work hard, you will also become a superstar of the era and a world idol."

Forehead….

Li Zhen didn't expect a metaphor to turn himself around in circles.

Ashley has been urging Li Zhen to make a second album recently. The first album has a double harvest of sales and awards. There is no reason not to strike while the iron is hot.

However, Li Zhen couldn't explain it to Ashley... His creation was completely dependent on Meng, and one day he remembered it, and suddenly a song came out of his mind.

I even suspect that this song originally existed and was not created by me.

Li Zhen once said this to Ashley.

But Ashley’s answer turned out to be pleasantly surprised and she said: “Oh, God. You really are a genius. Michael Jackson also composed like this, you know? Michael didn’t even know the musical notation.

Um... ok.

Li Zhen shook his head helplessly.

With nothing to say when it came to making music, he turned to the kitchen to get some food.

Instead of having a French meal with Kim Kardashian, I have to order fried steak with instant noodles.

But just as he walked into the kitchen, he heard Ashley screaming in the living room outside: OH-my-god! !

"What's wrong? What happened?"

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(End of this chapter)