Quick Transmigration: Hosts, We're Only Responsible for Counterattacking

Chapter 66 National Treasures Reign Supreme (1)

"Hmm." Where is this?

"Mmm!" That was my voice!
"Ughhhhhhh!!!" Holy crap, what have I turned into?!

Shen Yun subconsciously wiped away her sweat. It felt furry. Looking down, she saw an extremely thick, still bristling black arm. Trying to remain calm, she pulled out a small mirror.

Two distinctive, dark circles under her eyes, so noble and so endearing.

There was also a pair of small black ears that looked like they were glued together.

Shen Yun calmly put down the mirror, slowly moved to the stream next to him, and then began to put his head completely into the water.

wanna die.

Before 2345 could react, a pair of large, slender, white hands lifted her up in their arms.

Shen Yun looked left and right.

A low chuckle came from above, "You little rascal, why did you bury your whole face in the water when you washed it?"

Shen Yun looked up and saw a man with a face covered in stubble and dirt, looking incredibly disheveled. But his eyes were frighteningly clear, like glass, and Shen Yun could clearly see his own reflection in them.

A giant panda.

The kind that hasn't grown up yet.

2345 starts shifting the blame: "This world and your identity were randomly selected, so don't blame me, host."

Shen Yun snorted coldly in his heart, as if testing the waters, "Did you see someone?"

Its body stiffened, and it quickly logged off, saying before logging off, "Haha, how could that be? Don't overthink it. Oh dear, the signal is bad here. Oh dear, I can't hear your business messages anymore, beep beep beep..."

Well done.

Shen Yun glanced down at the hand. It was quite pretty, but it looked dirty, probably because it hadn't been bathed for several days. He shouldn't bite it; it would give him diarrhea.

Seeing that she remained silent, the man, somewhat worried, supported her buttocks and then looked into her eyes.

After a long while, Shen Yunhua blushed, but her face was too hairy to be seen.

"Are you lost?" the man murmured. After a while, he added, "That won't do. Otherwise, I'll take you to the nearby zoo."

At the zoo, they eat bamboo.

Eat...meat.

Shen Yun's eyes lit up, and then she used both hands and feet to hug him.

"Hmm." Don't send me to the zoo.

"Hmm." I want to eat meat.

The man's eyes lit up. "Don't you also think my suggestion is pretty good?"

She rolled her eyes. "Not bad, my ass! You're an idiot. You can't even understand what a panda is saying."

After thinking for a moment, Shen Yun shook his head. This person shouldn't be a bad person. If he were, then he should just bite him to death.

The man looked surprised, then stroked his stubble-covered chin and said, "You don't want to go to the zoo?"

Shen Yun nodded, his fluffy head bobbing up and down, looking incredibly cute.

The man, barely suppressing the urge to masturbate, asked, "So, where do you want to go?"

A dark, hairy finger pointed at him.

"Follow me?"

She nodded.

Upon hearing this, the man felt a surge of joy; something so cute must be wonderful to touch.

Shen Yun nestled in his arms, yawned, and began to receive the memories.

The memory is quite simple: a wild red panda went out to find food and accidentally fell off a cliff.

Shen Yun: "Do you want me to fill in this cliff, or dig it up?"

2345's face darkened. "Of course not."

"Then what do you need to do?"

Its wish is to see the beautiful world around it.

……

After a long silence, Shen Yun finally sighed, "Alright then."

The unshaven man put her down temporarily, then leisurely walked to the stream, hastily washed his face, then scooped her up and walked away into the distance.

[Mission objective revealed.]

[Returning from the wrong path: Let Si Yiyang go home.]

Upon hearing this, Shen Yun fell silent once again.

Si Yiyang has a very special background. His grandfather holds a very important position in the military. His parents died early, so he has always been raised by his grandfather.

Even so, he did not follow his grandfather's wishes to join the army, but instead went on to do scientific research.

Of course, it would be fine if it were related to weapons, but he studies ancient plants.

They've been searching the whole world for extinct plants or seeds to cultivate, but so far they've found nothing.

He had a big argument with his family about this, and then never went back.

To travel so far to study plant species, that takes real guts.

Shen Yun squinted at him and saw that he indeed looked like someone with a mental problem.

So how could she possibly reconcile him with his family? She sighed, resting her chin on her hand. This was truly a perplexing problem.

After searching for a while longer, he still couldn't find what he was looking for, so he could only descend the mountain in disappointment.

Si Yiyang placed the panda in the passenger seat before starting the car.

When they came to an intersection, Chen Yun would readily dress up as a mascot. A few people who occasionally saw him would just assume he had bought a toy panda, since the possibility of it being a real panda was extremely low.

He lives in a villa area with few people. Because he is not used to having outsiders at home, the house is only occupied by him and countless smart home appliances.

Shen Yun squatted on a robot vacuum cleaner and began to contemplate life: should she knock Si Yiyang unconscious and send him back, or knock him unconscious and send him back?

The robot vacuum cleaner moved slowly and bumped into a corner.

"Eat."

"Hmm." What to eat? What is this green blob?

Si Yiyang gave a handsome smile. "I heard that pandas eat bamboo, but I don't have any here, so I can only use green vegetables instead. Anyway, they're all green, so there shouldn't be any difference."

What do you mean by "no difference"? Come here and I promise I won't kill you.

Shen Yun jumped down easily, then glanced at him sideways and walked towards the kitchen with a look of disdain. On the table were a plate of braised shrimp and a bowl of fried rice.

She picked up the bowl with great elegance and poured the contents into her mouth with a slurping sound.

Si Yiyang looked at the vegetable dumplings, then at his dinner on the table, and for a moment, he didn't know what to say.

There was nothing he could do but take the ingredients out of the refrigerator again. Although he was surprised, he still had to eat.

After finishing her meal, Shen Yun lay down on the soft sofa like an old man. Perhaps because the original owner's body was still small, she soon started snoring happily.

These black and white glutinous rice balls were so cute it was almost unfair. After hesitating for a while, Si Yiyang still reached out his wicked hands and kneaded them repeatedly.

While asleep, Shen Yun felt someone stroking her fur and subconsciously made a few "hmm" sounds.

Yes, yes, right there, touch it a few more times.

Here it comes

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(End of this chapter)