Quick Transmigration: Hosts, We're Only Responsible for Counterattacking

Chapter 1 Bound

The Heavenly Court has been quite leisurely lately. Erlang Shen's celestial hound is no longer bald, the little princess of the Phoenix Clan dares to come to the Heavenly Court, and even when Laozi was refining elixirs, the furnace didn't explode. In short, everything is peaceful and quiet.

Many immortals, while wandering around, felt that something was amiss, as if something was missing.

It's as if the days that should have been filled with suffering have suddenly become peaceful, and I can hardly believe it. I always feel empty inside.

A hermit, holding a large, multicolored broom, suddenly stepped forward and sighed twice, "Haven't you noticed that little devil is missing?"

The immortals remained silent for a while, cautiously testing each other with their magic.

Instantly, red, orange, yellow, green, cyan, blue, and purple colors intertwined in the air.

Immediately afterwards, fireworks went off in the sky above the Heavenly Court, one after another. The younger ones seemed to be relatively quiet, but the older ones started dancing and gesturing wildly.

The Old Man of the Moon stroked his beard, tears welling in his eyes. He had finally waited for this day; he could now grow his beard to his heart's content.

A newborn fairy opened her eyes wide, stretched out her chubby little hands, tugged at the old man's pants, and asked in a childish voice, "Grandpa Old Man of the Moon, what are we celebrating?"

Before his pants were completely ripped off, the Matchmaker took two steps back. "You're still young, you don't understand now." He paused, seemingly thinking of the bright future ahead, and wiped away a bitter tear. "From now on, we won't have to live in fear anymore."

Shen Yun watched this scene from a pure white space, and the corner of his mouth twitched slightly.

Don't let her go back, or you're all doomed.

[Ding, congratulations host for successfully binding to the Cannon Fodder Counterattack System.] A cold, electronic voice sounded.

[Ding, host, you can call me 2345. Our goal is the stars and the sea.]

[Ding? Who are you?] The tone was still cold, but you could hear the doubt in it.

Shen Yun casually waved her hand, conjuring a grand chair covered with plush toys. She picked up a dolphin that was as big as her body, then sat down leisurely, crossing her legs. "Hey dog, isn't it a bit late to ask that?" The girl's face was slightly blurry, but her voice was melodious and pleasant.

System 2345: [Host, who exactly are you? And my name is 2345.] 2345 transformed into a fluffy white ball and appeared in the pure white space.

"I am Laozi (Taishang Laojun)."

【impossible. 】

"The alchemy apprentice under his seat."

The fluffy little creature's fur turned red from holding it in. [Host, Laozi doesn't accept women as alchemy apprentices, and I might have bound myself to the wrong person.] It clearly remembered that its current host was supposed to be an ordinary person.

Shen Yun calmly played with the bracelet on his wrist. "You rascal, calm down. I got it accepted by the Supreme Lord Laozi through connections. Can you unbind it?"

2345 lowered his head. [No.] [Host, my name is 2345.]

"We're practically in the same boat, how can I call you by such a cold name as 2345, you bastard?" 2345 hesitated for a moment, then feigned composure. [Host, can you give me some information?] Frustrated, what kind of counterattack system is it if there's no information? 2345 resolutely refused to admit it was its own problem; it must be because this host is too powerful.

The girl snapped her fingers in the air, her eyes filled with a smile.

Suddenly, a large screen appeared in the white space.

Gender: Female (variable)
Name: Shen Yun

Skills: None

Points: 0
Character score: 0
Shen Yun glanced at it, then smiled and said, "You rascal, explain to me what this gender means?" Although Shen Yun used to like flirting with girls, that's not a reason for her to become a man.

2345 blinked, [Host, it means exactly what it says.]

The fluffy little thing was also aggrieved. After all, there were thousands upon thousands of systems, but very few could actually change gender. Most of its previous hosts failed because they couldn't change their gender and were suspected and exposed.

Otherwise, it wouldn't still be a fluffy ball of a cat, while the system from the same era could have transformed into a human long ago.

"Okay, let's ignore gender for now. What can we do with the points?"

The electronic voice of 2345 suddenly resonated, [Host, you can exchange for a slender waist, a captivating smile, and sparkling eyes...]

"Heh." Shen Yun stroked the dolphin. "Anything else?"

2345: [Host, the other things are there, but they haven't been unlocked yet.]

Shen Yun raised an eyebrow, narrowed her eyes, and rummaged down. Sure enough, there were many things: antidotes, tonic pills, and snacks in packaging she had never seen before.

"Very good," she nodded in satisfaction.

"let's start."

【Yes. 】

A flash of white light, and the girl's figure gradually disappeared.

2345 stared blankly into the distance, wondering how it could be so miserable, managing to bind to the wrong host. It didn't even know if this host would be successful.

The scene shifts, and the Old Man of the Moon stands in front of a tree, looking with satisfaction at the strands of red thread wrapped around it. If he still can't get it done this time, he'll change his name.

The Old Man of the Moon is no ordinary deity. It's not just his position, but also his origins. He existed at least before the Heavenly Emperor.

So this time, he really went all out.

(End of this chapter)