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Chapter 584 Chapter 581: The pain of not turning off the faucet, five consecutive boards smashed Thunder (6.9K tickets for votes)
Wayne's attack made it difficult for the Thunder to parry.

I really can't prevent Wayne's breakthrough.

And Tucker's offensive rebounds shamed the Thunder's insiders.

After Wayne scored with a hook, the Thunder tried to counter again.

Seeing his elder brother's serious face, Westbrook thought that his elder brother must be angry.

So, without even thinking about it, he passed the basketball to Durant again.

When Durant received the basketball, he felt extremely uncomfortable.

Damn you still pass the ball to me, it's all because you gave me that shit!

It's bitter and astringent.

key now
I can't turn off the faucet tightly!

Seeing Du Xiaoshuai's pale face, Wayne couldn't help but get serious.

Durant's expression is not right, he feels full of murderous intent!
This round, we must deal with it well!

Du Xiaoshuai: Brother Wei, you misunderstood, really misunderstood
Durant was holding back his desire to urinate, ready to play this offense well.

He thought about persisting until he was substituted before going to the toilet.

Du Xiaoshuai then raised his center of gravity, preparing to speed up his breakthrough.

However, his first step was again guessed by Wayne.

Although this time there was no effect of the crab step badge, but the fierce confrontation still made Du Xiaoshuai almost squirt directly into the tank.

"Damn it!" Du Xiaoshuai was really convinced, and couldn't help but think of Bo Wen who was bullied by Wayne back then.

It is actually rare for NBA players to urinate urgently during a game.

After all, under normal circumstances, they will control their water intake before the game.

And because they are more focused and sweat a lot when playing games, they generally don't feel the urgency to urinate.

Therefore, it was also the first time for Du Xiaoshuai to encounter such a situation, so he couldn't help being a little nervous.

He suppressed the urge to urinate, thinking that he can no longer fight, can no longer fight!

So, after being stopped by Wayne, Du Xiaoshuai used a beautiful fadeaway jumper and shot from outside the three-point line.

Prepare to score in a non-confrontational way.

Seeing how graceful the big brother's fadeaway jumper is, Young Master Turtle admires him from the bottom of his heart.

As expected of a big brother, facing a big devil like Wayne, he still dares to fight!
What is an international superstar?Look at this tactical back!
Under Turtlesbrook's admiring eyes, Du Xiaoshuai successfully made a three-pointer with a fadeaway.

The arc of the basketball is high, and it looks like the kind of trajectory that is going to go in.

The players on the Thunder bench have raised their arms, ready to celebrate the goal.

Who knew that after the basketball flew into the air, it suddenly began to fall like a mortar that failed to fire, lacking stamina.

In the end, the basketball didn't even touch the net and fell out of bounds.

Three do not stick!
"Ah, this!" Turtlesbrook was dumbfounded, good guy, brother's shooting level is getting closer and closer to mine now.

Just now that tactical back looks so coquettish, but this is the result?

This Nima is as long as the posture is handsome or not, regardless of the rhythm of basketball.

This sudden one-note three non-stick is quite embarrassing.

Because Du Xiaoshuai shot the ball with a high arc, the possibility of being blocked by Wayne can be ruled out.

Since he wasn't blocked, with Du Xiaoshuai as the scoring leader, the shot was a bit outrageous.

Is that not outrageous?

Brothers who have held back their urine know that once you encounter such a major life event, it will be difficult for you to concentrate on what you do.

Moreover, it is also difficult to use strength on the body.

Therefore, Du Xiaoshuai's shot just now had no crosshairs at all.

Wayne probably only gave Du Xiaoshuai about 20% of the interference just now, but Du Xiaoshuai himself gave himself an 80% interference!

Watching the basketball fly out of the baseline in embarrassment, and realizing that all the fans and players were staring at him, Du Xiaoshuai swallowed, then raised his right arm and shook it.

"Hey, why is this arm a little sore? This arm must have relapsed from an old injury."

Now I have to rely on my acting skills to get away with it!
"Uh, Durant didn't know what was wrong with his arm just now." The on-site commentator made a random analysis, and Du Xiaoshuai escaped.

It’s better to spread the word about the three non-sticks caused by uncomfortable arm than the urgent urination.
Du Xiaoshuai looked at Brooks pitifully, he thought Brooks could understand him.

As long as I can be replaced, my life, Du Xiaoshuai, will be complete.

Coach, I really don't want to play basketball!

However, as a chicken soup cook, Brooks doesn't understand this kind of sharingan writing.

He just nodded firmly and gave Du Xiaoshuai a thumbs up.

As a chicken soup-type coach, he knows very well that at such times, he must encourage the confused star.

Let him know, coach, I still trust you!

You can rest assured that bold waves, you can do it!
You have to be able to if you can't, because the coach has nothing else to do.

Du Xiaoshuai:? ? ?

What the hell is that firm nod of yours?
I'm going to pee!

You are a substitute!
Du Xiaoshuai was going to go up to whisper to Brooks in person, but he had no chance at all, because the Trail Blazers quickly pressed up again.

No way, Durant can't just give up defense and run away.

So, bite the bullet and continue to hold back.

Wayne continued to break through with the ball, which really didn't give the Thunder a chance to breathe.

In the playoffs, it’s still the same sentence, catch a weakness and beat you until you die.

It's just that Wei Ge is not completely invincible. This time, Ibaka did not let Wayne break through successfully.

Perkins quickly blocked Tucker and protected the defensive rebound.

Seeing this situation, Brooks whistled loudly on the sidelines, signaling everyone to rush!
Du Xiaoshuai: You are bragging about your horse!Can you stop for a moment!

After Turtlesbrook received the pass from Perkins, he took the lead in killing it.

Seeing Agui charge so fiercely, Du Xiaoshuai let out a sigh of relief.

Finally, this attack no longer has to be done personally.

Okay, come on, little Durant, you can do it!Don't let go, I'll take you to liberation right now!
Durant had already figured it out. After Agui made a layup, he ran to the sidelines and told Brooks that he was going to the toilet.

So in this attack, Durant just ceremonially walked outside the three-point line and waited.

After Turtle broke into the penalty area, three Blazers players, including Wayne, were attracted to shrink.

According to Mr. Turtle's usual personality, this ball must have been violent.

He had planned to do the same.

Thinking of Wei Ge's frightening risk of chasing after him, Young Master Gui suddenly changed his mind.

As a high-quality point guard, you have to rely on your brain to play!
How can someone as smart as me act recklessly?I'm a serious point guard!

My game in Turtlesbrook is the most reasonable~
Then, Westbrook, who was clearly able to attack the frame, suddenly passed the ball back.

Don't say that the pass was really accurate, and Durant, who was emptied by Wayne, was found immediately.

Although the ball was suspected of being a hard pass, it was a beautiful breakthrough by accident.

But Durant didn't concentrate. He was full of thoughts about solving major life issues later.

When I, Du Xiaoshuai, relax, why don't I beat you thief Wei?

Just thinking about it, a basketball suddenly flew towards him.

Due to lack of concentration, Durant reacted too slowly and did not reach out to pick it up in time.

In this way, the basketball rubbed Durant's fingertips and flew out of bounds and passed into Brooks' arms.

Little Turtle:? ? ?
Not a good brother, you can't even catch this ball?
You're playing me here!
"The Thunder made a mistake. This was a good opportunity for them to break the scoring drought. Oh, Westbrook passed the ball unreasonably. He can obviously go up by himself, so why pass it again?"

Director Zhang shook his head, and at this time, many local commentators in the beautiful country also blamed the mistake on Ah **.

Unknowingly, Agui was sentenced to full responsibility again.

But in fact, this mistake can only be regarded as equal responsibility at best.

A Gui's pass was a bit far-fetched, but Du Xiaoshuai's slowness was also at fault.

What can be done?

This pot is tough!
Durant looked at Young Master Gui with a more bitter expression than when he just drank wolfberry water.

Damn, you usually don't pass the ball when you are asked to pass it. Today, there is no condition to pass it, but you are creating the conditions to pass it.

But Durant can't control that much anymore, he really can't do it!

It feels like it's dripping out!
He ignored Mr. Turtle, but went straight to Brooks, whispering in Brooks' ear.

"Coach, I'm going to make things easier."

But because the scene was too noisy, Brooks couldn't hear what Adu was saying at all.

"Huh? Speak up, I can't hear you!"

"My name is Du Guanxi! No, I'm going to make things easier!"

Brooks understood in seconds, no wonder Du Xiaoshuai was having a hard time playing, it turned out to be because of this.

"Hurry up, hurry up, hey, wait, it's the Blazers' offensive round now, and I can't call a timeout!"

Brooks and Durant were chatting, and the Blazers attacked again.

Durant's expression was extremely painful, but
Brooks actually pushed Du Xiaoshuai back and told him to defend immediately!
"Hurry up and defend, I will call a timeout immediately after this round is over, come on!"

Du Xiaoshuai looked at Brooks, his eyes widened.

This Nima.
You are so cruel!
Coach, be yourself!
Just as Du Xiaoshuai was pushed up, Wayne just rushed up with the ball.

Wayne didn't hesitate, and ran directly past Durant, suddenly!

When Durant was hit like this, he suddenly felt that little Durant's mouth was loosened.

Although he held back quickly, a small black spot of honey sauce appeared on Du Xiaoshuai's shorts.

Well, thanks to the fact that the Thunder are wearing the blue away jersey today.

Otherwise, this is not a black spot, but a yellow spot!
Wayne dunked after breaking through Durant, and the score was rewritten to 8-0.

Brooks hurriedly called a timeout, and Du Xiaoshuai heard the whistle of the timeout, as if he heard the sound of nature.

He immediately got up and ran towards the player tunnel like crazy.

At this point, his speed is comparable to Bolt.

Because the Thunder's bench is just on the side of the player tunnel, seeing his elder brother running wildly, Harden wanted to go up and give his elder brother a high-five, and then give him some encouragement.

"Damn it, don't come here!" Durant saw Harden about to come up and give him a high-five, so anxious that he almost cried on the spot.

When Du Xiaoshuai rushed in front of Harden, he suddenly changed direction and passed by Harden.

Good guy, this is so beautiful that Du Xiaoshuai couldn't do it in the competition.

Sure enough, if you don't push yourself into a corner, you don't even know how strong you are!

Harden's hand hangs in mid-air, and he freezes awkwardly.

It's one of the most embarrassing things to do when you high-five your teammates and get ignored.

Harden stood where he was, not knowing what expression to use to respond.

Then just pretend not to care.

However, in fact, no one cared about Harden's high-five being ignored at this time.

Because everyone's attention was attracted by Durant who rushed into the player channel.

Wayne watched Du Xiaoshuai rushing into the player tunnel with question marks all over his face.

Combined with Du Xiaoshuai's expression and performance just now, Wayne immediately understood it!

He hurriedly looked at his hands to see if there was anything weird on them.

Wayne just can't figure it out, why do you always encounter such weird things?
Can you be as self-disciplined as I am?
Seeing the back of his eldest brother running wildly, Young Master Gui was quite speechless.

What did you do before the game started?

As a big brother, you are not good at taking the lead!

Durant: Hehe, it's not because you gave me that shit!
Durant ran all the way to the toilet, and the burden on his body gushed out instantly.

At that moment, Du Xiaoshuai felt that his life was complete.

After the solution, the relaxed Du Xiaoshuai changed into a pair of ball pants, ready to make a comeback!
Fortunately, only one drop was leaked just now, otherwise the society would have died.

Now, I, Du Xiaoshuai, will definitely stage the drama of The Return of the King!

Wei thief, die!

In the end, when Du Xiaoshuai hurried back to the court, he found that the Thunder had fallen behind by 15 points in the first quarter!

He was stunned, what happened during my absence?
In fact, before Du Xiaoshuai left, Thunder was almost 10 points behind.

It is normal to be 15 points behind now.

Because of Durant's absence, the Thunder's offensive firepower was greatly reduced.

Although there are still two giants, Gui Shao and Ha Jishi, but their current attacking ability cannot be compared with Du Xiaoshuai.

Therefore, although it was only a short time to pee, the Blazers still seized the opportunity and opened the point difference to 15 points in one breath.

Du Xiaoshuai is so angry, if it wasn't because of my accident, how could the game be like this!

When Brooks saw Durant come back, it was like seeing his own father.

Xiaoshuai, hurry up and show off your skills!

If you don't come again, I won't be able to command this game!
Du Xiaoshuai suddenly felt a sense of mission. He believed that after being relaxed, he would be able to lead the team to turn the tide and reach the pinnacle of life.

But I don't know why, the people around, from fans to opponents to teammates, they don't look right at me!
Blazers fans couldn't help laughing when they saw him, while teammates averted their eyes when they saw him.

Wayne and the others looked at themselves with playful smiles on their faces.

Du Xiaoshuai couldn't help touching his face, there's nothing on my face?Still as refined as ever.

So what are you looking at?

In the 10th minute of the first quarter, Durant was put on the field again.He can't control that much for the time being, it's important to narrow the gap first.

Seeing Du Xiaoshuai coming, Wayne waved at Carlisle, signaling not to replace him yet.

Wayne waited for this opportunity to molest Du Xiaoshuai, but he waited for a long time!

So, Wayne walked towards Du Xiaoshuai with a smile and stood beside him.

"Have you changed into new shorts?"

Du Xiaoshuai suddenly turned his head to look at Wayne, how did this guy find out my secret?
"It's me. I can't understand what you're talking about at all."

"Oh, stop pretending. When you just went to the bathroom, the big screen caught the wet spot on your pants.

Didn't you realize that everyone is looking up to you now?

Handsome, I really didn't expect your perseverance to be so amazing.If you want to change me, I guess the gates have already been opened to release the water. "

"What are you talking about!? The big screen at the scene!?" Du Xiaoshuai's mentality collapsed, what the hell happened when I was away!
In fact, it's nothing, but the major TV stations have carefully analyzed the reasons why Durant suddenly rushed to the player tunnel.

After all, everyone will be curious about you rushing towards the player tunnel so abnormally.

Thanks to the NBA's advanced broadcasting technology, through playback and zooming in, people saw the honey spots on his pants and found that Du Xiaoshuai must have leaked oil, so they ran away at the moment of pause.

Well, although this accident was not as tragic as Bowen's one, it's not a social death, it's just a joke at best.

but.
Du Xiaoshuai still felt that he had suffered a great humiliation!
Wouldn't this ruin my tall and mighty superstar image! ?
Whether it should be said or not, Du Xiaoshuai lacked some experience in this regard.

If he was like Pierce, pretending to be injured and being pushed down by the wheelchair, there would be nothing wrong with him.

You ran so fast just now, no one would believe you were injured and went back for treatment.

In terms of going to the toilet, Jiang is still old and hot, and your second master is still your second master.

If Erye Pi hadn't admitted after retiring that he had faked his injury to deal with major life events, no one would have noticed, and it can be said that he did it seamlessly.

So, as a superstar, even if there is an oil spill, he will remain calm~
Du Xiaoshuai blushed, now he understood why everyone looked at him so strangely just now.

But soon, he regained his composure.

Because if this game can finally be reversed and won, then this matter will no longer be a joke, but will become a feat!

"Du Xiaoshuai closed the gate in time, and the hero returned to save the team."

Look, doesn't this idea immediately become taller?

Therefore, Du Xiaoshuai didn't continue to think about the embarrassing time just now, but focused on it.

Only by winning can he win back his tall and mighty superstar image!
However, things were not as simple as Du Xiaoshuai imagined.

At first, he thought he couldn't beat Wayne because he was in too much haste.

But in the last 2 minutes of the first quarter, Du Xiaoshuai only made 3 of 1 shots against Wayne.

Wayne's attributes are added for nothing?
When adding attributes, it was to deal with Du Xiaoshuai, Paoer, Howard and Mousse.

Now to deal with it, it is called a handy one.

After the first quarter, the Blazers still led by 18 points.

Well, leading by 18 points in a single quarter, the Blazers showed their crushing strength!

37 to 19, because the Thunder did not have Du Xiaoshuai's scoring support in the first 8 minutes, so they didn't even score 20 points in the first quarter.

On the defensive end, the Thunder lost nearly 40 points in a single quarter because they couldn't prevent Wayne's breakthrough.

Joke's face was burning hot, this series shouldn't be like this!
What about evenly matched?

What about fierce confrontation?

Damn, this is purely Wayne's solo performance today!

After the start of the second quarter, Brooks directly threw all three young players onto the field.

No matter how many people there are, there is great power in numbers.

The Thunder's offense has indeed begun to improve, but it is only an improvement.

Once the hole is dug, it will not be so easy to fill it up.

What's more, the Thunder dug a big hole for themselves in the first quarter.

There is really no difficulty, and the difficulty of creation must also be increased.

Although the offense has improved, the Thunder still cannot solve the problem on the defensive end, so they have been unable to catch up with the score.

After halftime, they were still 15 points behind.

After halfway through the third quarter, Durant made a three-point shot against Wayne from outside the three-point line, narrowing the point difference to only 10 points!
As long as they score one more goal, the Thunder will be able to narrow the point difference to single digits.

Regardless of the inside and outside, it is actually two points, but being behind by double digits and behind by single digits has completely different psychological effects on the players.

If the point difference can be narrowed, the Thunder will surely reverse the situation in one go.

Therefore, this offense of the Blazers is crucial.

Wayne must ensure that this attack can be completed. In any case, the Thunder cannot close the point difference.

However, the Thunder's defense this round was like a mad dog.

Ibaka directly grabbed Wayne's jersey, and the referee also acquiesced to this behavior.

In addition, Mr. Turtle was not polite to Curry's defense.

Wayne drives for a layup, but misses under Ibaka's rough defense.

Ibaka nearly knocked Wayne to the ground, which would have been a foul in the regular season.

But today, this kind of action is allowed.

Wayne isn't complaining either, because referees have been pretty consistent so far.

That being the case, the bigger the scale, the bigger it is.

Only when you are older can you feel like playing in the playoffs!

Wayne got up and was about to return to defense, but saw Tucker rush in and grab an offensive rebound!

After his big butt pushed back to separate Perkins, he took the rebound with a huge height disadvantage.

Once again, the fat-ass hottie does her part!

After he grabbed the rebound, he wanted to attack again immediately, but how could Perkins be so used to Tucker.

After all, Tucker's height is flawed in the womb. Perkins, who was behind him, raised his hand, and pushed Tucker who was jumping on the spot for a layup, and the basketball was covered.

But after the basketball fell to the ground, it was picked up by the aggressive Tucker.

He picked up the basketball and made another layup!

The players on the Trail Blazers bench raised their hands high, it's time to go in now!

However, under the joint efforts of Perkins and Ibaka, Tucker missed another layup.

The basketball bounced out of the frame, Du Xiaoshuai thought that this time the score should be reduced!

Give me the ball, I want to fight back!

but.
Ibaka ignored Wayne because he went to help defend Tucker.

Wayne jumped high and grabbed the offensive rebound again!
The Blazers already had three offensive rebounds in this round of offense.

Wayne did not try to be brave, but passed the ball to Mr. Tony who was temporarily emptied by Durant.

Although Teacher Tony was not accurate with three-pointers, but now that the inside is so crowded and there is a wide open space, he was forced to shoot a three-pointer.

It's not like Mr. Tony hasn't been caught with a three-pointer. Seeing that this is a purely wide open, the players on the Blazers' bench raised their arms again.

then
"boom!"

No matter how hard the basketball is!

Because of the great power of Tony's shot, the ball bounced very far after hitting the basket.

Teacher Tony rushed forward and grabbed the offensive rebound by himself.

the fourth!
Du Xiaoshuai: Damn it, I just want to play fast break so hard! ?

Tony passes the ball back to Wayne, and Wayne catches the ball and throws it directly from close range.

Seeing that it was Wei Ge's shot, the Trail Blazers players raised their arms again to celebrate.

Brother Wei should make a move!
But Ibaka was almost lying on Wayne's body, so Wayne's throw was a bit hasty, and finally hit the basket's neck and popped out again!
Wayne immediately took off for the second time and flew the basketball racket beyond the three-point line before Ibaka. Curry immediately shot after receiving the basketball and hit a three-pointer!

After grabbing the fifth offensive rebound in a row, the Blazers finally ended the offense!
Elementary school student: Sure enough, it's still worth the buck!I can dunk and shoot, I really am Portland Carter!

Carter: Shut up!

The players on the Trail Blazers bench were speechless, they raised their hands hundreds of times before they let me in!
My hands are sore!

Basket: Blame me?
The camera also showed Tony, Tucker and Wayne who contributed a total of five offensive rebounds in one round.

These three great immortals, you say they are strong, they can't score a single goal.

You say they are weak, and grabbed so many rebounds.

Although the process was a bit tortuous, Curry's three-pointer successfully allowed the Blazers to stabilize the situation.

With a 13-point difference, the Thunder returned to before liberation with one goal!

Brooks was furious. The Blazers shouldn't have scored this goal. What the hell is going on if the opponent grabs five offensive rebounds in a row! ?

And what about the Thunder players?
It's kind of demoralizing right now.

It all shows that the opponent is clearly defended, but let the opponent grab offensive rebounds and score goals, which is the most morale-destroying.

And this round, the Thunder was hit five times in a row.

They have worked so hard for so long, but the point difference still hasn't narrowed.

How many must be a little helpless, a little discouraged.

Du Xiaoshuai originally thought that he would be able to carry the audience with ease, but in the end, the situation didn't change at all.

Facts have proved that Du Xiaoshuai didn't turn off the faucet at first, it just accelerated the speed of Lei Ting's digging.

But the process of digging holes cannot be reversed.

Seeing that the Thunder team was a little downcast, Wayne clapped his hands vigorously.

"Come on, fight for a wave to take away the game!"

After Wayne yelled, he stood up and raised his trouser legs.

Tough guy crab step, open!
Wouldn't it be murderous to steal Durant again at this time?
Tonight in the Rose Garden, there was bound to be a massacre.

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