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Chapter 567 Chapter 564: The funny ratio has spread to the house, the chapter points of the intensit

Chapter 567 Chapter 564: Funny ratio has spread to the home, the node of intensity change (6.3K begging for votes)
With a T31 record of 3 wins and 0 losses, Wayne came to Orlando to start his eighth career All-Star tour.

This year, the theme of Wayne's All-Star Tour is: Caring for Empty Nest Snakes!

After Chairman Yao left, there was only chatter left in Los Angeles, shouting that every day should not be done, and that the ground was not working.If something happens, I can only call Wei Ge.

Isn't this caring for empty-nesters?
As a caring and good-natured young man, Wayne has always been obliged to do this kind of thing.

Even if it's no good, Wayne will help out!
My brother, say what is good or bad.Hey, I don’t know what special moves I can draw from Kobe~
As we all know, Kobe is known as Marlon.With that iron elbow, he played superbly.

Everyone knows about Battier's bloody game, right?

Kobe's elbow!

Moreover, with the urinary nature of this system, the probability of drawing such indecent actions is very high.

Therefore, if this is a special action that draws another elbow, it will be synthesized at that time to upgrade to the next quality
Good guy, Wayne didn't even dare to think about it.

Whoever fights Wei Ge again in the future, can't he be ashamed like Bowen?
So pornographic, so violent, but I really like it!

With a happy mood, Wayne got on the plane to Orlando.

This trip to the All-Star Tour, Wayne is not going alone.

He also took Sharapova, daughter and .
Elementary school students!
Well, elementary school students are like haunted ghosts.

Going to the All-Stars can't get rid of it.

Although the primary school student didn't make it to the All-Star Game this year, he's already past the age of his rookie season.

However, as the champion of last season's Skills Challenge, he was still invited by the league to participate in this year's Skills Challenge.

There has been an unwritten rule in the Skills Challenge for so many years, that is, the defending champion basically has to participate in the second consecutive year.

In this way, the elementary school students have also participated in the All-Star Weekend for three consecutive years.

Primary school students can't make it to the main game in a day, and all of these are missing.

The point is, the primary school students will accompany the Wayne family throughout this trip.

Because he brought his family with him, Wayne didn't stay in a hotel, but rented a villa in Orlando in advance for a few days.

When the elementary school student heard it, he cried, made trouble and hanged himself, saying that he wanted to live with Brother Wei.

Well, it is estimated that I lived in a haunted hotel before and gave me a shadow.

With Brother Wei not around, elementary school students dare not even stay in a hotel alone.

Wayne was convinced, Wayne was speechless, and Old Gedu was at a loss for words.

Isn't it because you don't have a wife?

There are daughters-in-law, but it is inconvenient for the daughter-in-law to be pregnant, so Curry can only be single for this year's All-Star.

If Curry hadn't agreed to help Wayne look after the children and cook them a meal, Wayne would never have brought such a funny guy with him.

This is not purely affecting the child's development.

If this funny attribute is transmitted to children, what will happen?

After arriving at the residence in the afternoon, the elementary school students rushed into the kitchen immediately, saying that you don't care about anything.

My primary school student arranged this meal tonight!
Wayne was indeed a little tired, so he fell asleep on the sofa for a while.

Not long after waiting, Wayne heard cheerful singing coming from the kitchen.

And the laughter of the little daughter!

Wayne woke up immediately and rushed into the kitchen.

Good guy, I saw elementary school students cracking eggs in the kitchen, humming a song and wiggling their buttocks, having a great time.

"La la la~ la la la~ I'm a little expert in dunking~ Oh my god! Brother Wei, why are you here? Is this kitchen where you come in? Get out and go to rest."

The primary school student turned to the depths and saw Brother Wei. He was startled, and then he became normal in seconds, and the singing stopped abruptly.

Wayne covered his head with his hands, his body trembling uncontrollably.

It's over, it's over, it's over.

This is really contagious to the home!

My little girl with yellow flowers!

Don't imitate Uncle Ku!
But it was too late, and the little girl had already followed Curry's example and twisted up.

Seeing a good girl dancing such a sand sculpture dance, Wayne felt that he was an incompetent father.

"Hey, look at this kid, he's really talented!" The elementary school student was ecstatic, so he danced with the little girl again.

Wayne swallowed, making friends carelessly, making friends carelessly!

Although Curry taught Wayne's daughter a very sandy dance, it should not be said that the dinner tonight is really rich.

Wayne didn't expect Curry to have such a hand.

On the second day, during the Rookie Challenge, Wayne showed up with his family.

Because they don't have a high sense of presence in the team, Thompson, Green and Finson did not enter this year's rookie game.

Wayne originally planned to rest at the residence, but Wayne's various sponsors expressed that they hoped that Wayne would attend the competition, so as to give him a sense of presence.

There is no way, with short manpower, Wayne can only bring his wife and children to watch the game.

This year's rookie game, although the gimmick of the Shaq team VS Fliggy was added, but in fact there were no bright spots in the process.

It is still the classic of the 04 VS03 that Wayne focused on back then.

Look at the rookie game we played that year, and look at this.

Tsk, a generation is not as good as a generation~
On the night of the 25th, Wayne also participated in the All-Star Weekend.

Today, in addition to cheering on Curry in the skills competition, Wayne was also invited to be the judge of this year's dunk contest.

At that time, Wayne will be together with Jordan, Kobe, Carter and Wilkins, the "human movie essence", to score points for tonight's slam dunk contest.

You read that right, the five judges were all slam dunk contest champions, and all of them have plenty of seats.

It can be said that it is the brightest lineup of judges in NBA history.

There is no way, mainly because the lineup of this year's dunk contest is too shabby.

The players who participated in the slam dunk contest were Budinger, Derek Williams, Pickle of the Raptors, and Jeremy Evans, who averaged only 7 minutes per game this season.

Although the first three are not considered stars, they are at least the main players in the team.

It's outrageous that the Jazz's water dispenser administrator, whom no one knows, came to participate in the dunk contest.

The prescient Wayne also knew something even more outrageous - if nothing else happens, this water cooler guard will win the slam dunk contest this year.
In short, this year's slam dunk contest is not enough players, the judges are here to make up.

In any case, there must be some gimmicks out.

So, when the slam dunk contest started to introduce the judges, all the fans went straight to the climax.

When introduced to each of the judges, there will be warm cheers.

Especially when the old hooligan was introduced at the end, he was smiling but not smiling, his lips were tightly closed, and there was a feeling of "I want to see what tricks these brats can play" in his eyes.

Although he has retired for many years, the old hooligan is still very good at temperament.

In the entire NBA, counting up to 30 years and counting down to 30 years, only Foreman Du's temperament can be compared with the old hooligan.

After the game started, the elementary school students were indescribably envious when they saw Wei Ge sitting on the judging table of the slam dunk contest.

In the just-concluded skills challenge, Curry lost the game because of a dunk.

Just half an hour ago, Curry, who appeared as the defending champion, wasted a lot of time by dunking a basketball when he made a layup on the last step of the Skills Challenge.

Wayne was stunned at the time, and then silently covered his face.

Shame!
Last year, the defending champion Paoer missed the championship because of a missed layup and wasted time.

In the end, you didn't take it as a warning, and you even dunked it.

Is this where Show Dunk is! ?
In this way, the elementary school student missed the chance to defend the championship, and finally was taken away by the old Parker for the skill challenge championship.

Therefore, now Curry is full of tears.

In my life, why am I stuck with dunking?
When I was young, didn’t Uncle Carter say that he was amazed by my bones, and taught me all the skills of the flying fairy that day for free?
Carter sitting next to Wayne: Hold back, I'm even more ashamed!

Overall, the quality of today's slam dunk contest is OK, and there are some good ideas.

For example, George's dunk turned into a light in the dark, and the photo is quite cool.

But this year's slam dunk contest is really not amazing.

The difficulty of the slam dunk contest is here. It is useless for you to dunk to 80 points.

You have to achieve 90 points or even 100 points, and the fans will feel amazing.

The slam dunk contest is something fresh and exciting to watch.

You do some [-]-[-] dunks, who is interested in that.

Wade: I don't care how many points you want to give, anyway, I only have 9 points here.

In the end, just like the original history, Jeremy Evans, the little-known guard of the drinking fountain, won the slam dunk contest championship by virtue of Olajuki's performance of dunking two balls at once.

It can be regarded as the most grassroots and least existential slam dunk contest champion in NBA history.

Olajuki said that he was very sorry, if I hadn't met Shafen at home that year, I would have won it too!
After a busy night, Wayne's work is finally over.

When several judges returned to the player channel, Carter and Wayne chatted, probably talking about some topics such as "I am a little nervous to enter the free agent market at such an age this summer".

Just crazy hints!
Wayne nodded with a wry smile. Back then I called Ning to come, but Ning didn't come by himself!

Now that the Blazers' positions two and three are so crowded, what's the matter?
It really fulfilled that sentence, when you desperately want a championship, it proves that you are old.

And after the game, Ke also made a cigar and stuffed it into Wayne's mouth, and he had to help him light it himself.

Good guy, when we were in the Dream Team, Anthony and his like who were in charge of the society took the initiative to light cigarettes for chatter.

It's good now, chatting for Wayne.

Others were taken aback when they saw it, this is called a row of noodles!
Of course, Wayne also knew that the smoke was not for nothing.

"Don't worry, I'll grab a rebound for you tomorrow, you can make it hard."

"Good buddy, I knew you could trust it. Don't say anything, let's blow up Orlando!"

Kobe patted Wayne on the shoulder, and the old rascal felt a chill down his spine for no reason.

I always feel like someone wants to surpass me.

"Don't say anything, let's blow up Orlando!" On the other side, the Big Three of the Heat who were having fun at the nightclub told themselves the same.

Orlando: Who the hell am I messing with?

Both groups of people thought that this year's All-Stars would not be serious, and both groups wanted to do something about this year's All-Stars.

It's just that I don't know what the game will look like when these two groups find out that each other came with a purpose.

An all-star with real guns?

Wayne has the most experience.

Finally, Sunday, February 2.

The highly anticipated All-Star Game finally starts!
At the All-Star open training this morning, a reporter asked, "Do you think it is possible for you to surpass Jordan's scoring record in the All-Star Game this year?"

Kobe smiled confidently: "I have very strong teammates, so I am full of confidence in everything now."

On the other hand, the Big Three of the Heat think so too.

The 03 top four + the youngest MVP.

Is there any suspense in this game?
In the first three quarters, they played with the West, and in the fourth quarter, they made a little effort, and AMVP came to the bowl.

The confidence of the Eastern team is also reflected in the appearance ceremony.

Before the start of the game in the evening, when the starting Five Tigers of the Eastern Stars came out on the stage.

One by one, they stepped out with bawdy steps and danced to the live music.

It can be seen that the top four in 03 are really relaxed.

But at this time, it wasn't the four of them that attracted the most attention on the stage, but Rose, who was not on the same channel as them.

Rose stood alone on the far side, looking at the sand sculptures next to him, with a dazed expression on his face, at a loss.

Ross: What are they doing?Do I have to follow along a few times?It feels a little awkward not to jump a few times. But it feels even more awkward to jump!It's not what you guys are jumping about, the layout is too small, you guys!
Ross was at a loss, so he stood aside silently. I am often out of tune with you because I am not enough sand sculpture.

On the western side, the appearance ceremony is quite normal.

After stepping into the court, chattering saluted Wayne when he looked at him.

Nagging: "20 points, transfer 20 points, I salute you!"

When Du Xiaoshuai saw Wayne and Chatter flirting, he felt something was wrong!

There must be PY deals in this one!

Good guys, you guys are going to collude and snatch AMVP away.

It's so vicious!

Do you two lack AMVP?Is there a need to refer?

Can we leave these honors to our younger generations to sprint?
Du Xiaoshuai will never compromise. He knows that there are some things that cannot be respected, and he can only fight for them by himself.

Therefore, Du Xiaoshuai also gave Agui a look on the bench.

Agui said everything O Jiebao K, when I play, I will lose if Kobe and Wayne touch the ball!
Xiaoshuai smiled slightly, who doesn't have many brothers?

In the eyes of the fans looking forward to it, the 2012 NBA All-Star Game begins!
As soon as he came up, Howard won the basketball on Bosh's head.

Pao'er was just about to catch the ball, but he didn't know that he was robbed first.

Paoer shook his head helplessly, what else could he do?Can't get it back?
As soon as the game started, Kobe just took the ball and did it.

Facing Wei Wei's defense, Nao Ke easily stopped and shot a jumper from the middle distance on the right.

After all, the competition has just begun, so everyone should be more or less polite.

So Di Wei didn't directly increase the intensity as soon as he came up.

Overall, Kobe's shot was very easy.

But unexpectedly, Nao Ke's easy mid-range pull-up jumper came out of the box!

"Ah, this." Kobe was also embarrassed, he wouldn't just turn on Iron God mode today! ?
Don't!
The basketball bounced off the hoop, and Bosh was ready to take off the rebound with ease.

As a result, the moment he was about to touch the basketball, the basket became pitch black because Wayne was covering his head.

"Offensive rebound, Way got the offensive rebound through Bosh.

It seems that the eastern team is still a little careless and did not block it! "

In the shouting of the live commentary, Mousse secretly scolded Wayne for not talking about martial arts!
In the first round of the All-Star Game, where can you grab offensive rebounds?
James is just too slack, so he doesn't get stuck at all.

So, let Wayne easily get a second chance to attack.

After Wayne took the basketball, he didn't attack by himself, but passed the ball back to Chatter.

Chatting is ecstatic, it feels great to work with Wayne, this ball can be snatched back again!

Sure enough, with Wayne in hand, he can pass through the earth!
After getting the basketball, Kobe didn't adjust, and shot again directly.

I, Kobe Byrne, never miss the same spot twice!
"Bang!"

Kobe: .
"I'll wipe it." Wayne also accepted, can this even double iron?
This time, Mousse was prepared and stuck Wayne firmly behind him.

Only then did Bosh protect the defensive rebound, and the East team counterattacked!

After Bosh handed the ball to Angua, Anthony easily broke through Du Xiaoshuai and scored a one-handed dunk.

Wayne shook his head. In the All-Star Game, Du Xiaoshuai didn't have much to say about his defense.

But the point is that you have to stand up yourself, I am here to help you break the record, not to ask you to help me brush the board!

After the first quarter of the game, Naka tried a few more shots, but they were all unsuccessful.

On the contrary, it was Du Xiaoshuai who played smoothly and his hands were blown away.

Especially after Gui Shao, the backup point guard, came on the field, the others couldn't catch the ball.

Mr. Turtle can either charge by himself or help Durant.

Wayne stood in the bottom corner, smoking, feeling like he was about to catch a cold.

After the first quarter, Du Xiaoshuai scored 12 points, but only 2 points were scored for chatting, and he made 5 of 1 shots.

Who can blame this?If I give you a chance, you are useless.

After the start of the second quarter, the East team gradually took the initiative, and the chatter became more and more impatient.

So much so that, when Howard executed a free throw, seeing Howard making a free throw was so difficult, Kobe behind him made a disgusted expression.

Wayne is also drunk, how dare you despise others with the way you feel today?

You don't iron out sooner or later, but today you iron out.

孽 孽!
After halfway through the second quarter, the West trailed by 11 points.

Although Du Xiaoshuai scored a lot, he lacked support.If this continues, the score will probably get bigger and bigger.

So this time during the timeout, Chatter leaned over to Wayne: "Otherwise, if you play a high position, I'll cut it?"

"As far as Ning's shooting level is today, what else can I do? Try it."

How do you know, Wayne and Kobe tried this, and they almost didn't kill the Eastern Conference.

After returning from the timeout, seeing Wayne actively holding the ball outside, everyone in the Eastern team became nervous, thinking that Wayne was going to take over the game.

As a result, when everyone's attention was on Wayne, the chatter who was originally near the bottom corner quickly cut in and caught Wade by surprise.

Wayne hit the ground and passed the ball to Kobe.The latter scored with both hands, and it worked!
Another possession later, Wayne continued to hold the ball beyond the arc.

At this time, Silly Fen, who came on as a substitute for Durant, leaned on James inside and planned to catch the ball.

As a young man, I definitely want to show off in the All-Star Game.

Silly Finn got stuck, and then found that Wayne was winking at him!

This.
Although Silly Fen and Wayne had a lot of troubles, he was such a broad-minded person who never expected Wei Ge to be so broad-minded!

That's it, don't say anything, let's have a happy free time!

In fact, Wayne's wink means: Silly Fen, make room, get out.You are like this, how can you cut it?
Shafen thought it meant: Pay attention, I'm going to fly with you!

Then, at the moment Wayne made a pass, Shafen turned around without the ball very sensitively and bypassed Mousse, and then took off directly, preparing for an alley-oop dunk!

But after jumping into the air, Silly Finn realized that the ball was still in Wayne's hands!

The corner of Wayne's mouth twitched, what are you jumping for, do you need such a big reaction?

Can't you see that I'm a fake biography?

Silly Fen who flew into the air was instantly embarrassed, Damn Wayne, you even lied to your teammates.

What else can I do?Let Shafen fly for a while.

While Shafen was attracting the opponent's attention, Naka suddenly rushed to the mid-range position, and Wayne also sent the ball immediately.

Then, Bryant catches and shoots from midrange.This time, he didn't waste another chance.

The basketball is hollow into the net, and the goals are scored consecutively!
After scoring the goal, Kobe excitedly rushed over to give Wayne a high-five. Wayne and Kobe were so close on the court, it was a dream linkage.

Later, the Eastern team discovered that chattering felt like playing.

He scored consecutively, and he gradually filled up the point difference in a daze.

And in the process, Nao Ke's desire to win is also rising crazily.

He started talking trash, he started fouling, he started getting serious.

Of course, the game as a whole is relatively loose.

What really made this game a turning point was at the end of the second quarter.

In the 11th minute of the second quarter, when Chatter cut in again and received a pass from Wayne to attack the frame.

Wade, who was fouled by Kobe just now, was furious, and stretched out his hands from behind to grab Kobe.

How did they know that Wade didn't control it well, and actually hit Kobe on the nose with a palm.

Kobe covered his nose at the time, and Wayne hurried up to check the situation.

I don't know if I don't look at it, but it really shocked Wayne.

When Wayne saw Kobe put his hand down, Kobe's nose was crooked, and he was bleeding profusely!

This.
This is probably the first time in the history of the All-Star Game that someone has splashed blood on the field!

Wayne suddenly remembered at this time that in the 12-year All-Star game in the original history, Kobe was indeed directly interrupted by a foul by Wade. This was the first time in the history of an NBA All-Star game.

Wade actually didn't mean it, he really wanted to foul, but he didn't want to hit Kobe's nose.

The doctor immediately helped Kobe to stop the bleeding, and Wayne was also talking to Kobe.

"How about it?"

"It hurts." When Kobe said it hurt, there was no expression on his face.

"The bleeding won't stop. It should be serious. Stop it, Ake!" After stuffing a few lumps of cotton and still not being able to stop the bleeding, the doctor suggested that Kobe should not fight today.

As a result, Chatting didn't even think about it: "Can't stop? If it breaks, break it for me, and then go and get me a mask! Anyway, I want to finish the fight!"

In any case, Kobe will not give up this opportunity to surpass Jordan!
The murderous aura of the Black Mamba is getting stronger and stronger.

Wayne glanced at the other side, and the other side obviously became vigilant.Since Wade just chose to foul instead of watching Kobe layup, it is enough to explain the attitude there.

It seems that the intensity of the All-Star Game will start to become stronger with this as a node.

In the second half, it was difficult.

This year's All-Star Weekend, I finally got rid of my sand sculpture temperament and started to look a little bit masculine.

 The February monthly pass sprint event has started!The old rule is to participate in the comment area, the more you vote, the more you get, first come, first served!
  
 
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