super perfect boyfriend

scene one:

Ah, haha, the weather is so sunny.

I am sitting under a tree for shade.It would be nice to have a bottle of drink in this weather.

"Ha, a little bit, here you are." A pleasant male voice appeared, which seemed a little familiar.Ha ha.I took the drink without hesitation.He raised his head happily.

It was found to be grass.There was a bright smile on his white face.

"Xiaocao, why are you here?" I looked at him depressed.Then open the lid.drank up.

"I'm your boyfriend." - -...

"You are not my boyfriend, Xia Ouchen is!!!" I exclaimed loudly.

"Anyway, I think it is." He said stubbornly.Damn little p kid.

"Why are you so annoying!!!" I screamed loudly.

"..." He looked at me helplessly, as if he was about to cry again.

I continued to drink, "I'll accept this. Don't keep saying these unrealistic things." I rolled my eyes and decided to dodge.

"That." When I was leaving, I suddenly turned my head again, "This is not poisoned."

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" looking at his innocent and tearful expression.

I hurriedly said, "Pretend I didn't say it. I guess you don't have the guts." Then I drank the ice-cold drink, refreshing.

Scene two:

toilet door.

I held back very anxiously, just about to rush in.

Suddenly a person blocked me.Look at him, it's grass again.I broke down.

"Little brother, do you know that people have three urgencies." I broke out in a cold sweat.asked him tremblingly.If I can't hold it in anymore I'm going to die.

"Do you want a large or small size." He blinked and asked me.

I almost jumped off the building.If a boy blocked the door of the toilet and asked you this, can you not collapse?

"You are perverted." I gave him a blank look.Ready to push him away.Let's go in first.

"Wait a minute, a little bit, as your boyfriend..." He said this sentence again.

"As a boyfriend, should I spy on my girlfriend's piss! Should I stop my girlfriend from being anxious?! Besides, you are not my boyfriend, damn it, I can't hold it back anymore." I couldn't bear it anymore he yelled.Everyone around me stared at me with wide eyes.

My face turned red. As a girl, (Some Guo wiped off his sweat: You still know you are a girl.) Isn’t it rude to say these things? (Everyone wipes their sweat: it is very unrefined.) Alas, my face has been thrown away by Xiaocao.

"Woo...I..." He was about to cry again, was he going to burst into tears at the door of the women's bathroom?

"Please, I should be the one crying, please release it quickly." I was already breaking out in a cold sweat.

"Have you brought toilet paper? I'm ready." He pursed his mouth, excitedly took out the fragrant tissue, and showed it to me. ...I kicked him away.

Run into the toilet.This damn nougat.

Scene three:

On the way back to the classroom.

Suddenly - I looked around, but luckily I didn't follow.

At this time, one or two boys with rogue looks approached me, "Hi, sister-in-law." They bowed to me.

"That. When will Xia Ouchen come back?" I, who never cared about these things, began to think about Xia Ouchen. If he came, I wouldn't have to be so bothered.

"Haha, does sister-in-law want to be the boss? He said that he will pick you up tonight." They said with a smile.Looks a lot like a pervert.

At this time, a "dynamic superman" suddenly appeared.

I was so startled by this man who was only in cartoons and started screaming.

"Dynamic Superman" ran over in a panic, "As a boyfriend, you should protect your girlfriend's safety. Don't be afraid, with me around, those hooligans can't bully you." After finishing speaking, he smiled at me funny.How come this line is so familiar.

Then, facing the two dazed Xia Ouchen's subordinates, he made a weird face that he thought was cute, (Can a dynamic superman make a funny face, can it not be weird?)

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...

"..." I almost rolled my eyes in fright.

"Wow ha ha ha ha." "Dynamic Superman" did his standard action again.

He then ran over and said to me, "Dian Dian, am I sexy?" - -... I see, he is Xiaocao.

I promise, I won't be scared to death by hooligans, I will be scared to death by him.Even the hooligans were scared to death by him.

- -.I broke down.What on earth is this little p kid thinking?

"Hurry up and take him off for me!" I covered my head.Why is this person funnier than me. (are you funny?)

"I ordered this from Japan. I think it looks very powerful and can protect you." He said innocently.

"Take it off quickly!!!" I yelled.

"Take it off now? I'm wearing a pair of underwear inside." He looked pitiful, but his hands had already begun to take off.

"Don't, don't, don't!!! Go to the locker room and change!" My face was flushed, I don't want it! ! !I don't want to be a ****.

"No? Oh, I'm going now." What does his dissatisfied expression mean.

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ps: The fourth update is here.Hahaha.