Chapter 359 Mountaineering
"..." Chen Wei.

Chen Wei quickly shoveled the remaining food into his mouth, picked up his bowl and plate, stood up, and said, "I'm full!"

"Is this how you should behave after taking advantage of someone?" Su Yumeng's words stunned Chen Wei.

She quickly resumed her movements and walked towards the kitchen, saying, "You can't say that. Since you like to sleep without any restrictions, you should lock the door properly."

After putting the dishes in the sink, Chen Wei turned on the tap and, while washing his hands, continued, "In conclusion, the main reason I see this is that you didn't lock the door."

"If it wasn't me who wanted to wake you up today, but Sister Qingyue or Sister Meiyu, would you still feel like you're at a disadvantage?"

"This shows that, subconsciously, you're already prepared to let me see you without caring."

"So, you're blaming me?" Chen Wei's logic almost confused Su Yumeng.

“You bear the primary responsibility, while I am secondary, so minor as to be negligible.” Chen Wei’s smile was pure.

"Why don't you just die?" Su Yumeng had seen scoundrels before, but she had never seen anyone as scoundrel as Chen Wei in her life.

If we consider it in the whole world, it would definitely be one of the best.

That's how confident I am.

"The weather is so nice today, shall we go hiking?"

"Aren't we on the mountain right now?" Chen Wei was a little surprised that Su Yumeng had actually given up picking on him and suggested doing such a meaningful activity as mountain climbing.

Why did Su Yumeng choose to give up? The reason is simple: she now understands Chen Wei well enough and has figured out most of his tricks.

If I continue to pester him, he will definitely use the fact that I have seen his body more often as a powerful rebuttal.

Rather than getting really angry at herself, Su Yumeng felt it was better to cut her losses in time.

Chen Wei, that's really what he planned to do...

This was his trump card, but he failed to play it.

"Are you trying to kill the conversation?" Su Yumeng rolled her eyes at him, annoyed.

"I was just kidding, don't take it to heart."

Seeing Chen Wei look towards the second floor, Su Yumeng said, "Sister Meiyu went to the film and television city. Sister Mengdie was still rushing to finish her manuscript late last night, so she probably won't wake up until the afternoon today. As for Sister Qingyue... she's sleeping even more soundly than Sister Mengdie."

"Mom went out to run some errands."

"Does that mean only the two of us can go?" Chen Wei concluded.

“That’s right.” Su Yumeng nodded.

"Where?"

"you decide."

"I think Mount Langma would be quite suitable," Chen Wei said, spouting nonsense with a straight face.

"Is this a once-in-a-lifetime mountain climbing trip?" Su Yumeng couldn't understand how Chen Wei came up with such an idea.

"Thinking about it this way, it actually seems pretty noble?"

Sensing the resentful look on Su Yumeng's face, Chen Wei said embarrassedly, "I was just kidding."

Afterwards, the two made preparations: insecticide, water, food...

I plan to randomly pick a mountain and go challenge it.

Su Yumeng immediately rejected the idea of ​​a good mountain climbing spot with artificially constructed stone steps.

Aside from the large number of people, there's no point in live streaming at all.

Well, it seems even relationships can't escape the fate of appearing together on a live stream.

"How about that one?"

"Too short."

"What about that one?"

"Are you sure you can climb that slope? The mountain is so steep it's practically sunken in."

……

In the blink of an eye, the two had arrived in the suburbs, where there was no trace of human habitation.

Looking back, the city seemed only the size of a palm, the outlines of its skyscrapers clearly visible. Stepping out of the car, Su Yumeng's eyes lit up, and she pointed, "That one!"

Chen Wei, who looked quite ordinary, asked in bewilderment, "Why did you choose that one?"

"If we don't choose now, the sun will be setting." Su Yumeng chuckled self-deprecatingly.

Most importantly, she promised her fans that she would go live at noon today, and if she was late, she would give out red envelopes.

After starting a live stream, you can't exactly let people see you going around in circles, trying to choose which mountain to visit, can you?
[It's live! Grandpa, your favorite streamer is finally live!]

[11:59, that's actually a minute early! Good job, streamer!]

I think the streamer simply doesn't want to send out red envelopes.

[So stingy! I receive so many tips every day, but they can't even spare a red envelope. I've unfollowed them.]

[Bro, could you please refrain from tipping while saying this?]

I can't control myself!

……

Looking at the fans who were still being mischievous and had been waiting in the live stream, Su Yumeng enthusiastically announced today's event, the theme of which was simply: mountain climbing!

What's so interesting about hiking?

[Ignorant! What clothes is the streamer wearing right now?]

[White T-shirt, what's wrong?]

What usually happens after strenuous exercise?

[Rapid breathing, covered in sweat, sweat... oh~]

"..." Su Yumeng.

"Brother, can you hold this for me?" Su Yumeng handed the selfie stick to Chen Wei.

"What are you going to do?" Chen Wei didn't see what the group of "beasts" were saying, and he didn't understand why Su Yumeng went back to the car.

[Ugh! You bunch of bastards, can't you keep quiet about this?]

[My perk is gone!]

Where's the administrator? I've memorized those two IDs; I suggest blocking them.

[Two hundred rockets, please broadcast the changing process live]

"..." Combining these comments with Su Yumeng's appearance after changing into a camouflage T-shirt and getting out of the car, it would be hard for Chen Wei not to guess what these people were up to.

These netizens are truly absurd; they know no national boundaries, not even the world!

Taking the selfie stick back from Chen Wei, Su Yumeng smiled smugly, "I'm a pure green beauty streamer, okay? There's no way I'd ever do anything lewd, not in this lifetime, so give up on that idea!"

[Hey...why isn't the streamer from Japan?]

【May I ask what you mean, brother?】

The celebrities there might have been portraying an innocent and pure image on screen yesterday, but the next day they're already in the adult entertainment industry.

Go into the sea? Swim?

I envy you all, so pure and innocent, unlike me, who has already been corrupted.

【…】

Go to sea?

Su Yumeng looked at Chen Wei with a puzzled expression, as if to say, "Tell me, what does 'going into business' mean?"

"I advise you that it's best if you don't know," Chen Wei kindly advised.

"Brother, you know me. The more something is forbidden to be known, the more I want to know it, otherwise I'll be miserable." Su Yumeng started to whine again.

"Okay, okay, I'll tell you, I'll tell you." Chen Wei felt goosebumps all over his body.

If he didn't know Su Yumeng's true nature, he might have been charmed by her.

"Japan has a special kind of emotional film that uses powerful physical movements to express the most primal animal instincts. We usually call the act of Japanese actors appearing in this kind of film 'going into the adult film industry.'"

(End of this chapter)

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